Episode 122: Capturing Toadzilla, Exploring Gatorland, & The Oldest Viking Runestone

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool Let's talk about what's been going on Termites! It's episode 122. Welcome! The special has been announced Amazon Original

[00:00:33] Which February 21st, hunting Bigfoot, which would be two days before my dad's birthday, three days before my sister's birthday I don't know how exciting All the Pisces, the February babies

[00:00:46] And here's the difference when it's an original that means it'll just automatically pop up on your screen of new releases because you Can post a special to Amazon, but if it's not originally you'd have to go search and and all that so very happy It's an original

[00:01:04] And there you go Yep Amazon to children have been quite nice and they're actually doing things. I'm gonna stay for my Netflix special They were very nice, but nobody did anything They just posted it which is also fine

[00:01:20] But this is a little more fun because the Amazon to children are doing stuff. Yeah, so That's all good. So that was enough. I am back from Florida many things Well, I went to my mom and dad

[00:01:36] For a couple days and I went golfing with my dad and I had to use my mom's clubs God I feel like flying clothes down there. I have never seen such a shitshow of a golf bag

[00:01:45] And I posted it online and I sent it to my brother and I go check out mom's golf bag I'm pretty sure this is illegal. There's like a million clubs in it, but what I found most bizarre There's three five woods

[00:01:58] No three would for you people who don't golf that is not normal is Extremely strange and I said mom what's up with and no three would she's done with that club forever for the rest of her life

[00:02:11] She's never hitting a three wood or a four wood. She's done Doesn't get enough height Well, that's because you're not hitting it right It gets height mine gets height I

[00:02:24] Said mom what is going on with the inordinate amount of five woods? She goes well for different kinds of grass I go. Oh, aren't you so professional? She's talking about where it lands

[00:02:38] So if it lands in the fair way she wants this kind of fair five wood if it were to land a little bit in the rough She wants a different kind of five wood and then sometimes she chips with it. I know I yep

[00:02:51] If you don't golf none of this will make sense So I'll breeze past it but for you golfers go on Instagram and look at a picture of her golf that bag Five wood should go for a woman her age 130

[00:03:10] But all of her clubs at this point kind of go the same amount they just well They all have the same flight Because they can't in their 80s. They're not getting a lot of turn. There's not a lot of backswing

[00:03:22] It's just not a lot of poking at the ball, but they motor on they by play with my dad his friends were 86 and 87 They motored. Yeah, they played super feather play regular golf like they're not slow Yeah, her golf bag

[00:03:35] She also had more wedges than Phil Mickelson and for you people who don't know it Bob Filial was always famous for his flop shots his wedge shots and he always had way too many wedges and

[00:03:44] She has different plans for none none the none of thing in the set matches. There's cobras in there Taylor maids One club that looks like it's from the 40s and my dad says it's brand new It's actually called it's written on the club the perfect club

[00:04:03] And he kept saying you got to try it I said I will try it when we're about done, but I'm not it looks like It's all silver and like a Yeah

[00:04:13] And then I spent a lot of time trying to fix their printer because he's in a printing frenzy and After one of his strokes he forgot why what he did with it Yeah, he's fine, but his memory has issues at times then he found it and

[00:04:30] Then he doesn't know how to set it up and it's a bunch of old people in this giant Area and they all have Wi-Fi and none of it's protected So when you join you're joining everyone and then it spits it out and then it kicks it back and

[00:04:46] And I'm like what is it you want to print you're like actually living this progressive commercial What are you stop printing why the printing for frenzy and he

[00:04:56] Well, it's a long story, but he wanted copies of health cards and then I said dad they it's all in your phone If you got an email with a picture of your health card if you were to have to go to the hospital Show them your phone. Well

[00:05:11] No, we'd have to have those charged and we don't do that a lot Kelly No, they don't answer the phones anymore one of his friends gave him shit about it

[00:05:20] And I was like see it's not just me you need to answer your phone, but he can't hear right so Anyway and then I did a show in downtown St. Pete which I haven't done in years and years and years and years

[00:05:32] I skipped clear water. Sorry clear water people and jumped up to St Pete to a bigger Yeah clear water was fun for the times I did it um, maybe I'll go back I like the people that run it

[00:05:48] But St. Pete's bigger as downtown St. Pete is rocking. It's just tearing it up. Yeah, there's people everywhere There's people living in condos every young people it was refreshing to see a downtown that's alive Did I see any friends?

[00:06:04] Yeah, I saw my friend Billy he works for the Toronto Blue Jays Yeah, it's very exciting and then I have a joke about fat coaches and In the NFL right and then he brought his two friends and one guy's the physical therapist and she's the dietitian

[00:06:20] So they're in perfect shape. They're adorable Billy is more like us like he's probably Should lose you know 10 15 pounds and he's like that fat coach joke that is totally me He said look at me. I work for a professional baseball team. I'm like, yeah, but you look normal

[00:06:36] He's like yeah, but not compared to these people I'm like, yep. If you want to be chubby and feel good about it work at Walmart because everybody's chubby the customers are chubby Your coworkers are chubby So and then I did Orlando the hard rock

[00:06:54] That was wonderful, but I had a little problem getting in the back gate because security Yeah, I and then they told me this story. Well, you know Dave Navarro They weren't gonna let him in because he didn't have his driver's license

[00:07:07] And I'm like, well, maybe you guys could could get with security and then we could all come to our own show Just saying You're on the universal lot So there's sound stages and I get it security that can't know everybody in every stage in there

[00:07:24] But they do get a little control freaky. I'm not blaming the venue. I'm blaming security They get super control freaky where they can't just I Think they need walkie-talkies, but anyway, we don't need to talk about all that the show was great

[00:07:37] The crowd was great the venues great and I can stand backstage on the loading dock and watch roller coasters. Where else can you do that? Yeah, and I went to Gatorland Go to the Gator go to Gator land calm

[00:07:53] Now if you're in Orlando and you put in things to do around me Disney World comes up universal comes up See world comes up and then Gator land Yeah, the my friend Aaron Weber the other comedian he went to Harry Potter world. He said it was too crowded

[00:08:11] But he liked it, but he said it was too crowded But he asked me if I wanted to go and I said Aaron Here's where the dividing line of your life in my life. You will go to Harry Potter world I will be going to Gatorland

[00:08:25] Well, I will watch people zip line over an allocated infested pond and I will be drinking a beer and for $32 There's a chance. I could see someone eating alive the ultimate ultimate insurance claim. I

[00:08:40] Love Gator land and people that live in Florida love Gator land now. Don't tell you how good it is It's not it's actually I think 35 bucks But you if you buy a line you get three dollars off and kids are third of the same kids are 31

[00:08:52] But there's millions and millions of alligators. I posted videos They have snakes in their thing the glass cages like and I hate say I'm terrified of things

[00:09:01] But I like to look at them, but I also felt like some of their snakes. I'm like I could get you a better copperhead for Missouri And I can get you a better Timber rattlesnake Yeah, they were kind of small

[00:09:13] Yeah, they had Bobcats that were spooning it was the cutest thing ever to Bobcats Yeah, they were spooning in their cage is taking a nap in the sun. They have a serval they have tortoise giant tortoises They have a train that goes around they have snacks

[00:09:29] But I could sit there and watch the alligators all day. I was sad. I had to go to work Yeah, but if you're ever down there if you're ever in Orlando, I'm just saying I bought a t-shirt pretty psyched about that

[00:09:41] Right they funnel y'all right through that gift shop and don't think I wasn't mesmerized by everything in there all of it So and then a bunch of termites this is okay

[00:09:51] So this is stuff I'm gonna hit pretty fast because we got a lot of stuff backstage and then in Orlando security I guess Made people feel like they couldn't I got it all is the message eventually. That's another security thing like guys People are just giving me beer

[00:10:06] Relax, you can't put weird shit in the beer unless you work at a canning company These guys sent me this though, this is from Amanda Ralph Jerry and Tom assorted local beers and we had a bunch backstage, but then Stevie stickers now. Here's the thing

[00:10:26] People always go. How do you write jokes? I don't write jokes I have thoughts and then I ride them usually on a bar in afghan because I'm usually in a bar or an airport or

[00:10:35] Sitting emacy and then I transfer that thought to a notebook. These are the joke books. So this is a joke book They're just narrow ruled college notebooks, but I like to put stickers on them right now. I have Gatorland a Dinosaur

[00:10:49] Whiskey Jam Nashville and look with Stevie. Let's go right there. I Got dolly dolly we trust but I got this. I've never seen a Stevie next sticker where did these come from?

[00:11:00] It's very exciting very exciting for my new notebook because the old notebook has the old special in it And we're moving on I'll tell some of those jokes people always say that

[00:11:11] Well, if I watch the special is it gonna be the same thing when I come what's not gonna be the exact same thing? No, of course, I would not do that But it's gonna be some of it because you haven't seen it till you see in the special

[00:11:23] Yeah I'm very excited Amazon has been a pleasure really truly and There are a couple times I may have lost my patience With the children

[00:11:39] But there was a couple lifesavers over there Jamie was one there's a couple that are not the children they're a little older than the children and Yeah, because like and I did think it was funny

[00:11:51] You do have to pick jokes for the trailers and I let them choose but I did the grunt work I went through and picked them out that were 15 seconds 30 seconds or 60 seconds And you can make combinations of these you do whatever you want. I don't care

[00:12:04] I'm just delivering you what's within the timeframe you asked for and sure enough They like You know what they like the best the jokes about themselves. I said about them personally, but it's about millenials or zoomers and

[00:12:21] And I'm like no problem. I like that joke too. I wrote it for a reason and I'll be more than happy to use it Yeah And then my I had to avoid termites that brought me my pew pew pew

[00:12:35] Ray gun, it's the greatest store in the entire it's the funniest smarter store in the whole world at a bucky sticker They said you bring joy. They think we should add Florence and machine or Gladys night both good suggestions Steven Garrett Julie Fort Myers

[00:12:51] Wait, is this the no, I did this right Yeah, these are the Des Moines termites. Yeah, so I got that great They're for Myers yeah, and I forgot because I put it in my joke book instead of putting it where I usually put it to organize

[00:13:07] These things and I didn't do it. This is St. Pete. They have sent. Oh my god. They're the ones who sent the Timber Creek whiskey Which we tasted backstage is delicious. I wasn't thinking I don't think of Florida and whiskey

[00:13:20] Ever and I don't think of them. This is the other st. Pete premium whiskey. This is Laurel I won't say the last name and then got the picnic. I love these shoestring potatoes. I mean stop it

[00:13:33] I had to give him no idea how to get rid of them. Here's some heart healthy things dad eat this thing full We got that Oh, it's she brought these laser things. They're sweet and salty dip clusters. No, I think lays

[00:13:53] You're going outside your lane lays. I don't think this is Kind of wet I don't know No, I'm gonna give it to my mom. Thank you though for trying Laurel. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god What are they thinking?

[00:14:20] You make great potato chips stay stick with it. Wow Mm-hmm is right now. I'm drinking a bloody married with Frank's red hot Yeah, that's so good And I have beer backups because I'm drinking bench life Because this was brought backstage My buddy marics

[00:14:41] Frank's red hot Frank's, you know red hot sauce. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, bench life is from Claudio and Chris They brought me those backstage Aaron drank a couple I drink and they like the pubcast and They love they never pronounced corn without saying Karen like my old joke

[00:15:04] Bench life, I didn't look at that Somewhere in Florida. It's from st. Petersburg, Florida green bench brewing. Yeah, it's kind of a cool can too This is the st. Pete's whiskey. This is from Jody and Bree. Look how Look at this bottle. Oh

[00:15:23] I haven't trade I haven't tried it yet. I'm waiting for my friend Jeff tomorrow night. Oh, yeah, he'll do it Yeah, oh my god, this guy and then we'll get through I'll save some for next week

[00:15:35] Made me a Madigan's pubcast sweatshirt that says mom and termite on the front Yeah, he has an embroidery company and then it says Madigan's pubcast on the back And he put pink and green. It's super awesome

[00:15:46] He said he made it large and if I wanted a different size, I could ask how sweet is that? Yeah, it was just awesome. I Would say his embroidery company is called stitched by rich Voodoo doughnuts came back. I

[00:16:01] Tempted Aaron the opening act because he's always trying to he's trying to lose more weight He goes the old me would have gone right in the middle I didn't know they had Voodoo. I thought Oh, Breanna, I thought Voodoo was only in Portland. Why do I think that?

[00:16:20] I didn't know that Aaron brought me some Merle Norman because she heard the story about the primer Busted through my face on the special and I look like a white walker. I could have killed that person It's probably the closest I've been to actually losing my shit

[00:16:36] Yeah, well we had ten minutes and we have two shows. I can't be back here for a whole nother hour Next time so that's Aaron. So I'll try the Merle Neuron beers from Megan. Oh Megan and Katie brought me goldfish

[00:16:50] People don't understand that like when you're stuck on a flight because when I left Tampa Here's one of you ever heard of this? We experienced a frost last night. So um in Tampa, we don't have any de-icing equipment

[00:17:04] I got there at five. I got up at four to get to the airport because you gotta keep first flight out That's my law to live by versus other comedians. I mean what time you leaving about one?

[00:17:15] I'm like, oh my god. You may never get home. They don't care I'm like and my friend Greg Warren never leaves any town before two. I'm like, too. I'm already home I've done things I restarted. I've watched a football game. I've made bets. I fed baby cat

[00:17:29] They brought me goldfish which I anyway the Tampa Airport said um We don't have any equipment for any of that. So we're gonna have to wait till the sun comes up

[00:17:39] I thought I was being pumped and then it flew out of my mouth. I didn't mean to cuss. I go Well, what fucking time is the sun come up? It was just such a bizarre statement and some guy next to me

[00:17:51] He goes 720. I go, how'd you know that? How do you know that? Like he know I know you can look at your phone, but the announcement had just been made and I guess he looked And yeah, so I Rebooked myself on a Southwest flight

[00:18:06] Because the Atlanta flight I was gonna miss and there weren't any more till I four in the afternoon Because I'm like, could we do a go fund me? Do you need an ice scraper Tampa? What do you how about a hot hose?

[00:18:18] You don't need a truck and and it was up to the pilot's discretion And I was like he was already in the plane and I'm like, oh come on buddy. Let's be risk takers

[00:18:28] The lady next to me was like, I would prefer to not fly if there's a nice on the wings. I'm like, I don't give a shit And this this is the last thing though because I got so much stuff

[00:18:41] This lady brought me a rock. I'll she said, I hope this all gets to you. Well, it did. This is from Nancy It's from the town of dandelion florida The town where a couple a husband and wife went to the capital riot

[00:18:54] Yes, I live four miles from this distinction They're they're on trial now From a term I enjoyed you humor never heard you talk about owls, but it's cute. It's very cute

[00:19:06] All right, we're moving on we got what we're drinking. Well, oh, I didn't taste the hot sauce from st. Pete It looks extremely hot and I'm not just saying that It's called Hot sauce Tampa Bay Company I love hot sauces this one Oh

[00:19:25] Beer it's good to lose weight because it's so hot You won't eat a lot of whatever you're eating. It's good. It's just you have to do that in very small doses tiny doses

[00:19:40] So many things termites. This is an action pack week. I feel like the last two podcasts I wasn't really well, I felt like I had a cold too. I'm finally getting over it Whatever's going on out there that's on planes or whatever

[00:19:53] It's not that it's that bad of a cold. It just won't not go away And Huh It wears you. Yeah, you get tired like I get all wound up and then about two o'clock. I'm like, yeah I think I'll have a nap Baby time

[00:20:08] So many things though, but I also feel like the world didn't start cranking till about a week ago People coming back from whatever whatever so Um, we're gonna start. Oh wait. What am I doing? This is not in order. Oh my god

[00:20:21] Where's my queen news? What the heck? I didn't bring up my queen news. Shit Well I did Yes, it's stevie announced her own dates. Cool. Um, we can put it in the schnoles. Shit That was my only queen news anyway. Um

[00:20:41] Stevie announced a bunch of tour dates on her own not with that man And that man also known as billy, you know who They are and there's a bunch out there, but I like cup think it is. Oh my god

[00:20:56] I would kill myself if I was her agent Because she she'll have like a date with billy joe And then there's a month off She clearly told them You need to build me a tour within this tour And i'm sure they were like Oh my god

[00:21:13] Get out the buzzer map. Yeah turn it on on the wall So where can we go between seattle and phoenix and then find something that suits her I mean it had to be the hardest puzzle ever, but they have figured it out So for queen stevie fans

[00:21:28] She is back out there without him in between these gigs because you know even Which other comedian was saying it my my friend michael somerville I would see michael as a billy joe guy and he was like no

[00:21:43] He goes I'd rather go see stevie because he's new york Yeah, because billy's new york and michael's new york. I thought oh, he's probably on team billy And you can be on both teams, but like i billy joe's fine. I don't have anything against him

[00:21:54] I hated the uptown girl era where he lost his mind because of christie brinkley But other than that his music is fine. I just don't want to pay The price to see both of them when I don't really care if I see him

[00:22:07] And now bruce springsteen's out my friend brian's going um He did invite me and i'm like I took my little brother When he was in eighth grade him and I took two of his dipshift friends In st. louis to the arena because they wanted to see bruce springsteen

[00:22:25] And I said the great thing is I was only I don't know 21 And I worked at a restaurant. I had money, but I didn't have good money So I couldn't afford good tickets. They were okay Well Almost no sleeves

[00:22:40] But they didn't know that because they'd never been to a concert So they don't even know they're in shitty seats. So that was fine. It's all I could afford But bruce springsteen had played and it was a school night

[00:22:51] It was like a thursday and he had played for like two hours and it's fine I mean, I like some of his songs but not like brian my friend dorf like no no like he's like that's his stevie Well really the grateful dad's his stevie

[00:23:04] But after the two hour mark bruce springsteen goes Are you ready to keep this going? I was like no No, no, I want to go home. These three kids are jackasses. They're falling asleep at this point. They're only 12 I think they were into it for like

[00:23:21] Initially the first five minutes where it was really him. He's really there. He's the guy they see on mtv um But those bruce springsteen tickets are crazy Great and i'm gonna go over a ticketmaster thing next week

[00:23:38] And yeah, you're gonna get a little inside scoop on what's going on with all this insanity And really I'm gonna talk about tate tate's debacle Yep update Whoa, we're starting. We're starting We're starting. Well, you know what? We'll do a trader one

[00:23:59] We're starting with the trader the man who propped his feet up on polosi's desk remember that guy He had pictures of himself everywhere. He's an arkansas Uh quote crazy man according to his lawyer his own lawyer He was convicted monday Yeah, hold for this

[00:24:19] This guy seemed like the ultimate douche arouni I mean there were a lot of people up there that I think got caught up and stuff But this guy you could tell he just had douche bag written all over said

[00:24:30] Uh jury unanimously convicted richard b. Goh barnett on all eight counts as his indictments including felony charges of civil disorder An obstruction of official proceeding I had to read a different article he could face up to 20 years in jail They he's not been sentenced yet

[00:24:46] Him lounging at polosi's desk made him one of the most memorable figures of the riots the day We know all that he was scheduled to be sentenced. He's scheduled to be sentenced in may

[00:24:56] Um, they want him in jail while he awaits sentencing but the judge denied that request so he will remain free on certain conditions He testified that he was looking for the bathroom inside the capital What he unwittingly entered polosi's office and countered two news photographers

[00:25:11] Bull shit. There were two news photographers just hanging out or maybe maybe maybe they were hiding Maybe I would be he said one of the photographers told him to act natural So he leaned back in a chair and flung his legs onto the desk

[00:25:26] Did it dawn on you that what you're doing could cause some trouble? The defense attorney asked And he said I was just in the moment. I was kind of going with the flow at this point How do you not realize what you are doing?

[00:25:42] He had a stun gun tucked into his pants when he stormed the capital invaded polosi's office He took a piece of her mail and left a note behind that said nancy Beagle was here punctuating the message with a sexist esplitve Explanive he called her a bitch

[00:25:58] I read it somewhere else. Um Before leaving the capital grounds, he used a bullhorn to give the speech to the crowd shouting We took back our house and I took nancy polosi's office. That's all on video

[00:26:11] Video support bernette's testimony that testimony that a crowd pushed him into the capital as he approached the entrance Causing him to briefly fall on his knees as he crossed the threshold. We have no choice. He shouted

[00:26:24] After the police ordered him to leave nancy's office, he realized he'd left in his american flag behind body camera Showed him shouting at a police officer in rotunda. He wanted to retrieve his flag

[00:26:39] He also faced his charges of entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds with a deadlier A stun gun with spikes concealed with a collapsible within a collapsible walking stick Jesus christ, he's a retired fireman from gravet arkansas

[00:26:55] I've been through arkansas many times and I do not know where that is He said he regrets coming to washington For the stop to steal Two years of my life of my lost life Two years of lost life misery for my family

[00:27:11] He planned the trip for weeks and came prepared for violence Uh, his own attorney told jurors. He was just a crazy guy from arkansas Who didn't hurt anybody on january 6th and could have harmed anybody with the sun gun device because it was broken that day

[00:27:25] Well, i'm sure he didn't think it was broken It's and then he sarcastically said it's the most famous case of trespassing of all time He had a history of um arming himself at political demonstrations in july

[00:27:39] They said a 911 caller reported that a man matching his description appointed a rifle at her during the back the blue rally This is the irony with these people you're at the back the blue

[00:27:48] You say you support the cops and then you just ran all over the capital police and and shot at them and law enforcement ultimately goes He was also at the 2022 Save the tre- children rally where a caller said he had weapons

[00:28:04] Well, this is what happens when you retire too early. You start 62 is too young You don't have nothing to do and the next thing you know, you're on the internet's

[00:28:14] And the next thing you know, you're at a rally with a stun gun. It happens that quickly if i quit now God knows where I would end up Update I'm not so sure we should have freed britney

[00:28:31] Well, I will always say I have friends that are way crazier than her that are functioning in the world alone by themselves without parents so I Try I i'm just gonna tell you what happened and you can try to understand it too because I don't

[00:28:50] In a series of in co well first of all she went to a restaurant somewhere And we talked about that last week. Well, this is new Oh, no She posted a series of incoherent instagram posts on january 19th. She has changed her name To river red

[00:29:12] Fans are trying to figure out if it's more than just an impulsive move Is it code? Is it code? In the earlier post where she models a red coca-cola two piece outfit the over the quote over protected singer starts taking Talking about baking pies cherry and banana referencing

[00:29:34] Referencing her aunt susie's house Although it is unconfirmed if she really has an aunt susie in her life Or if it's a nickname for someone else Okay, if this is all code, it's too hard. Yeah, britney this river whatever your name is

[00:29:50] Well, it's too whole for it's too hard for people my age. Maybe they children The news of me being tipsy In the news and me exploiting my past is a clever way to make me look like a pardon woman that we can look at and say

[00:30:04] Aw the toxic singer continued my neighborhood friend says I will pay for it the rest of my life I'm sorry dear friend, but if you never got a taste of my pie I could finally deliver it with my beautiful ass She's posted cryptic messages about pie before

[00:30:26] Including one from november 21st where she discussed his christmas church And the only women who live by tradition are the ones who cut in all caps the pie In all caps to a t I'm serving pie this year Adding more fuel to the fire

[00:30:47] She said I think my ignorant ignorant ways of trusting these trustees might have to look nowhere else not in an ice bowl I don't know what that means or to show relevance

[00:31:01] It could be a reference to her younger sister jamie linds peers who just dropped out of the special forces world's toughest test I saw the ads for that And she's in it

[00:31:12] Oh reality show where she wanted to prove her worth the ice bowl reference may be something linked to her new husband sam azhigari Who recently made a bunch of posts about taking ice baths And baths and was connected to a recent incident where spears

[00:31:28] And then the next post was even stranger that i'll stop Hi hi I changed my name to river red Yet the fire is where it illuminates She elaborates to stare at it and jump in it with no fear at all

[00:31:45] And then she said now I have to find my fork For the pie. Yeah, okay um, there's a film from 1988 1998 called river red And it's where a son kills his alcoholic father to the end to end the cycle of violence

[00:32:11] Let's put the children on it. Maybe it's a shout out to come on kids young people Go figure out why she changed her name to river red or is this all just a rambling of a crazy person? I don't know possibly Maybe

[00:32:24] Whatever she's allowed to be free. I have friends that are nuttier and they're out there running around doing comedy Have it a blast Waiting table Update This there's so much this week. I feel like the world woke up again. It's been slow lately Elizabeth Holmes

[00:32:50] I know you love it. It's not gonna stop till she goes to jail You're gonna have to tolerate it This is crazy here She tried elizabeth home one last con For this serenos

[00:33:04] Go ahead. I have my bench beer back with my this is a wonderful bloody Mary. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for making it very hot by you I know The harsh rather she'll do it one last con there enough fraudster Elizabeth home tried to flee to Mexico

[00:33:24] On a one-way ticket after being convicted prosecutors claim is they urged the jug to judge the locker up by april now In typical rich white person fashion She has been convicted and they let her stay out till april 27th because she might be having a baby

[00:33:39] I watched those prison lock-up shows. There's all kinds of women that have babies in prison This is the rich white girl bullshit And rich being the most thing. Um She's got enough money to keep her asked for you till she has this next baby This ticket

[00:33:56] I'll just read the article. Well, I don't even have to read it all to you. She the ticket They're not saying exactly when it was purchased Well, I'll read it She made an attempt to one way to

[00:34:08] Prosecutors made the dramatic claim in a court filing on thursday opposing her request to remain free on bail As she appeals her conviction an 11-year prison sentence

[00:34:19] It had to be a private jet and the government I looked all this up the government did she had to surrender her passport But she said So the defense is her her attorneys are saying well, she didn't even have a passport

[00:34:32] She doesn't fucking need one you get on a private jet and and pay somebody in mexico I would say let these people off the plane Plus you could get a fake passport The fact that she surrendered her passport means nothing to me

[00:34:44] You who also buys a one-way ticket to a wedding unless you're gonna kill everybody at the wedding And then take their stuff and live there You're coming back this was They claimed that she bought it before the decision was rendered

[00:35:00] And the verdict and did she was gonna go to her friend's wedding in mexico The the I call it the fake husband. He did leave on these tickets The fuzzband right fake husband the fuzzband. He was gone for six weeks

[00:35:15] Now what kind of dude does this if you're really in love with somebody a and you're really in love with somebody And she's pregnant b you just leave for six this it's it's all it's also just straight Here hold on The government by the way found these reservations

[00:35:34] That she made so she put it on a real plane not a private plane But that doesn't mean you're not just getting on the private plane and the government's chasing that other one It's this these are like I am not a good

[00:35:46] I'm not a good criminal right I can't think like that But I can think when I see in front of me. Oh, this is a trick a roux. I watched it off law and order

[00:35:56] She had reservations out of for a flight on January 26 2022 with no apparent return ticket Uh, the lawyer said well she booked it before being found guilty Okay, but then you just never cancelled it and he went ahead and flew anyway

[00:36:13] The hope was that the verdict would be different She'd be able to make this trip to attend weddings of close of a close friend in mexico Uh-huh she never cared none of this was even known about till the government found out and went hey, what the fuck

[00:36:27] Well, what the hell? Um, she'd forgot he claims she forgot to cancel the flight Among reservation amongst everything it's everything that had been going on The only time the government raised this on our authorized flight was with defense console when the trip was cancelled

[00:36:42] He did leave the country Only in only returned six months later flying back from Cape Town South Africa She also shows no remorse. So There this is how she shows no remorse this second update update, but it's the second same one

[00:37:00] She continues to live on an estate costing 13 000 a month This is this billy guy. He's the hotelier. I didn't even know that was a word until I read it You're a i'm a hotelier

[00:37:14] They said she shows no remorse for the victim. She's living on a state costing 13 grand a month um Those this she also says her income is zero So Okay, who but she married him right so you do have an income you have what your spouse has

[00:37:34] She shows uh, buh-buh. He made me sign a print out They listed oh she listed his salary as zero But has also said that he paid bills every month Where'd he get the money if he has no income? They're gonna say it's in some trust trust fund, baby

[00:37:54] There are not two systems of justice one for the wealthy and one for the poor There's one criminal justice system. They wrote it. This is a prosecutor. Yes, there is sorry But there totally is or she wouldn't be out running around right now doing whatever

[00:38:09] They're trying to get her um sent to prison early earlier than april. Yeah, she should Fraudster that's such a terrible way to describe your thief. You're a con man con woman con man con person Con artist. Yeah, let's go with artist. Let's go with Update mattress mac Oh

[00:38:35] He got murdered he bet two million on the cowboys to beat the 49ers That's a dumb bet It is dumb bet, but he's a wonderful person. He's a wonderful person. He also put 200 000 on the Uh to win the super bowl

[00:38:53] The cowboys. Yeah, but he writes all this off um Yeah, it's but In case you guys have never heard this podcast and you don't understand how this is what he does

[00:39:05] It's wonderful. It's wonderful. Um, the whole point of his bets are to give customers to give back to the customers who shop at gallery furniture location Here's what he told this uh Local news station

[00:39:16] I make these bets because we do promotions at the furniture store like if the astros win the world series you get your money back I won 75 million on that bet gave 73 million to the customers and the other two million was expenses

[00:39:28] It enables us to run these great promotions people love them especially with local teams Like the houston astros and the houston cougars. We're having fun with these sports promotions They work very well and it makes us relevant as a furniture store

[00:39:40] He also recently bet 15 million on the dcu horn frogs to defeat georgia And if you didn't see that game Oh No, it was embarrassing for the horn frogs and I love the name horned frogs. I would have all their merch It's funny And it's purple. It's just fun

[00:39:59] But I had also seen georgia And the problem is if you're not in the sec these teams can trick themselves into thinking well, well, you are really good over there But wait till you get over here Just embarrassing

[00:40:14] I though if I was mattress mac out of sat out on that cowboys bet Yeah, I mean have you seen dak lately? Come on. Well dak did not play well Well Somebody wrote on twitter people are very very funny. They there's a video going around on twitter

[00:40:32] Where they said dak press got? um Third and ten and it's a video of a baseball player A third baseman and he he scoops up a ball and he throws it to first and it's so off-targeted

[00:40:45] It hits an oomph in the head and floors that guy, but it's like nowhere near first base, right? But they were right, but one guy wrote The fact that jerry jones gave an interview First before the coach and before the players after the loss of the 49ers

[00:41:02] That tells you all you need to know about the dallas cowboys. It's all about jerry jones's ego And they have dak press got into for two more seasons. I looked it up. He got 160 million in 2021 for four seasons He's gonna stick with him though

[00:41:17] Because jerry's ego says he can't be wrong That maybe dak won the guy he thought maybe I mean the cowboy fans. I saw one and I don't think this was fake So on twitter instagram um a dude in texas Is in his house regular normal house?

[00:41:37] He takes the tv off the stand And his friends are like no no no no not the tea. This is after they lost And he throws it on the driveway front first the glass part

[00:41:46] Then he gets in his truck and he backs over it twice and it spit out under the tire and I'm like Oh my god, but first of all, I was like, did you really think they were gonna win? I bet a lot on san francisco

[00:42:02] Rock pretty I just don't whatever I mean, I have a lot of friends in dallas that have put their heart and soul into it ron white being one of them

[00:42:10] And I want to feel bad, but I see jerry jones and i'm like as long as you have this man in charge It's not gonna work And if you beat them again, you have to face the almighty eagles which by the way i'm doing a show there

[00:42:24] This week parks casino. I have a little special something Plan for the philly fans when i'm done with my act. Yeah, little soms out Update on my mom's complaint Egg prices I have an update and this is cnbc. This is not bullshit. There's a group of farmers

[00:42:50] That have claimed That it's not about the bird flu that it's a collusive scheme By suppliers to make all the money Egg prices have jumped 60 in 2022 And I can prove that because I have to hear about it every other day from my mom

[00:43:10] Here's what's weird though. It has not been reflected in my prices at waffle house Went to cracker pail Same prices just same This one group and they filed a complaint with the government Farm action a farmer led advocacy advocacy group claims the real culprit is a

[00:43:30] Collusive scheme among major egg producers to fix and gouge prices. They wrote this to federal trade commission Just for no reason just to make a shit ton more money I don't Here's what I think. I think maybe it's both are happening and that's why it's even more

[00:43:48] Um a dozen eggs in Hawaii is 10 bucks now It's completely crazy, but I also don't understand Like when I was in Hawaii Like I got out to get gas and there were chickens at the gas station Just Just loose

[00:44:04] Go snag a couple at the gas station. Just grab it. No one would care. I walked over to it and I went Ran away. I was just gonna look at it. I don't know. There seemed to be a lot of loose chickens gather your chickens um

[00:44:19] Doing so has helped producers extract egregious egregious profits Reaching as high as 40 percent They're asking the federal trade commission chair person lina con to investigate for profiteering and foul play So is it a scheme? But then here's the thing

[00:44:39] We had the deadliest outbreak of bird flu in the history in 2002 highly pathogenic avian flu avian influenza killed about 58 million birds 58 million chickens died of the flu Across 47 states. Yeah, the prior record was set in 2015 when 50 million died Yeah So we're gonna keep on that story

[00:45:04] And I I think it might be a little bit. I definitely think they're not lying about the flu thing And then maybe there's a little push on these people to go. Oh great. There's a shortage We can make an extra buck because people have to get eggs

[00:45:17] So that's not cool if you did that Holy shit They found it They found it An oil painting that was discovered in a farm shed covered in bird shit is a rare piece of art expected to sell for up to 3 million dollars

[00:45:41] Well, they said bird droppings. I said bird shit It was in new york and in new upstate new york in a shed covered in bird shit The work was identified as a live study by fame painter anthony van dyck dick Andy van dick Andy van dyke

[00:46:03] To dating back to the 17th century. It's expected to sell between two and three million It depicts a bearded older man sitting nude on a stool Has been identified as a live study. He was a Flemish painter The sketch which is believed to date back to between 1615 and 1618

[00:46:23] How did it get over here to upstate new york? And somebody dragged it over at some point A fraudster A fraudster probably did the guy who um Bought the piece for 600 dollars previous described his collection as an orphan orphanage for lost art

[00:46:41] That has suffered from neglect. He displayed the painting what he described as its pristine condition happens to include bird shit on the back Wow the front is fine um The there's the estate is selling it next thursday if you guys want it

[00:47:02] Go get it. Holy shit, they found it. Here's what they found That's my clue a brand they have just found a new penguin colony Yes, I watched the whole thing on delta about penguins It also sounds a lot like my dolphin impression. Yeah

[00:47:37] There are more than 60 known emperor penguin colonies living on an arca's coastline But more than half would have remained undiscovered if they hadn't been spotted from space Satellite imagery has helped detect 33 of the 66 groups tracking the birds Um

[00:47:54] They tracked their bird shit. That's how they track them. Oh, yeah Um among the 66 is a new colony of 500 penguins, which has just been discovered at Virgula point west anarchy. I don't know where that is

[00:48:09] It's a welcome development given the species is likely to come under severe threat as the frozen continent continues to warm Yeah, they're all gonna die. Yeah, it's so sad emperor penguins are known to be vulnerable to loss of

[00:48:21] Sea ice their favorite breeding habit and if this continues to diminish the animals numbers will suffer badly Current climate models protect that 80 project project 80 percent of the colonies will be quasi extinct by the end of the century

[00:48:34] So it's terrible sad especially because they don't bother anybody just walk around And they're cute as shit Even under the best case scenario with the global temperature increase of 2.7 Fahrenheit They say the emperor penguin is expected to decrease by at least 31 over the next three generations

[00:48:54] The satellite images of an arca's coastline have been able to find many new colony And while it's good news like many of the recent discovered site This colony is small and in a region badly affected by sea loss ice by ice loss

[00:49:07] Yeah, but yeah, I know but it's a feel-good story. We found 500 new ones and nobody even knew that we're there Great. Yeah Holy shit I had to google. Do you know what a rune stone is? Me neither But I do now It's early early early

[00:49:33] Etchings and rock man made that also are the very beginnings of Germanic The Germanic alphabet Yeah Archeologists in Norway said Tuesday they found a rune stone which they claim has the world's oldest sayings The inscriptions are up to 2 000 years old and date back to the earliest days of

[00:49:52] Ignomatic history of runic writing The the flat square brown This the flat square block of browner sandstone has carved scribbles Which may be the earliest example of words recorded in writing in Scandinavia

[00:50:07] It said it's among the oldest rune inscriptions ever found the oldest database rune stone in the world This will give us a lot of knowledge about the use of rones in the early iron age

[00:50:17] And maybe one of the first attempts to use rones in Norway and Scandinavia on stone Older ones have been found on other items, but not on stone the earliest root runic find is on a bone comb found in Denmark

[00:50:33] They said that maybe the tip of a knife or needle was used to carve the rune stone The rune stone was discovered in the fall of 2021 during excavation West of Oslo and then just unveiled it all so that's why we're finding out now

[00:50:45] So there you go. You can go look at a picture of that in the schnotes. Yeah, it kind of just looks like Hieroglyphics except without the animals Yeah, it's just letters well Like ogum stones. Yeah, except not as pretty Yeah Moving on to news

[00:51:08] The oldest person in the world has died Oh Yeah She's a french nun She's died at the age of 118 her name was lucie She became sister andre as in andre steaksos um lucille randon

[00:51:29] She's died at 118. She took the name of sister andre when she became a nun in 1944 She died on her sleep On tuesday at a nursing home in the french town of too long where she lived

[00:51:40] We had a french exchange student in high school and he was from too long and he was very sexy as his name was fronk Oh the girls wanted to go out with fronk Uh, she was born in february 1904 that's the year my grandpa was born

[00:51:55] Yeah, so he would have been 118. Jesus. Uh, uh And she was the oldest world's living person according to the uh something research group Now the oldest person is a hundred and set 15 year old maria brannis Morera a woman who was born in

[00:52:13] 1907 in the u.s. State of california But is now living in spain the oldest person ever whose age has been verified is genre mint Of france who lived to 122 Yeah, but there's other ladies they're turning in their papers. It's mostly women Yeah, that'll show you

[00:52:30] Ha ha guys you think you make your money you think you make more money than us We'll be here to spend it um Here's the oldest women right now maria brannis morera 115 She's spanish She's the newest oldest person, but there's also women like in africa and jamaica

[00:52:55] In south america and their people their relatives like she's 142 And then like prove it and they're like well, we can't we didn't have all that back then So these are just the ones that have documentation to back it up The next one is fusa Tatsumi japan 115 also 115

[00:53:12] Eddie cissarelli Edie edie edie Cicerelli USA somewhere nice. She's 114 to comeito Itoka Japan 114 A brazilian Aina kind of borrow 114 hazel plumber Coming in with a really american name She's from usa. She's on it and then kimikoto ono japan 114

[00:53:42] Why isn't anybody looking into that? Why because I have more about these the top Five oldest people and three of them are japanese clearly. They are doing something way right And we aren't and then it's like spain idyllic jamaica The last the last five title holders

[00:54:02] That lived the longest Oh, lucio was really cute was kanetanaka japan um She lived to be 119. She just died not long ago and then chiho my Yako japan she lived 217 and then nabi Tajima She is from japan 117 I mean, what are they eating obviously sushi fish

[00:54:32] The latest this lady. Well, I'm gonna tell you about her a little bit more about her and then violet brown from jamaica She lived 115 and then emma martina lu morino italy Uh, she lived to 117 as well And then the oldest person is jon clement. Um

[00:54:52] This nun drank wine every day. She worked till she was 108 She worked in orphanages and all this stuff. I think I have that article um But now moving on to the world's oldest lady. She's on twitter maria bradis morera

[00:55:08] She's the oldest living person and that's a lot of birthday candles. Um I'm going to she probably tweets in spanish. So I think I won't understand it Her twitter bio reads i am old Very old But not an idiot

[00:55:26] She frequently shares her words of wisdom on the social media platform with the help of her daughter She took the impressive title this week after french nun So um sister andre died She was a san francisco native. She was born in 1907 after her parents immigrated to the states

[00:55:40] However, they were starting to spain eight years later settling in the north each region of catalonia Where morera still lives for the past 20 years. She has lived in residencia santa maria del toro nursing home She's in good health and continues to be surprised and grateful for the attention

[00:55:55] Yeah, um she had She had a husband. He's dead three kids 11 grandkids 13 great-grandchildren. She had coven And she was the oldest person to have covered but she was derailed by the nun. She got coven didn't die either Yep

[00:56:12] She got on twitter to say life is not eternal for anyone at my age a new year is a gift a humble celebration A new adventure a beautiful journey moment of happiness. Let's enjoy life together and let's go follow her on twitter maria

[00:56:24] Banas, what did I say it was maria brannis morera We'll put it in the schnoz if you want to follow her on twitter. Why wouldn't you news news news? All old people And cheap people cheap Or shall we call them? um

[00:56:43] What's the other word for cheap that people liked frugal? usps stamp and price increase Oh, i can't wait to put my joke up about that Price of stamps is increasing it already happened this sunday for the third time in nearly 17 months Yep

[00:57:03] Our letter is now 63 cents instead of 60 and that's when all these poor ladies at worth of post office are gonna have to listen All these people bitch. Well, what about my old stamps?

[00:57:13] Do you sell three stamps? Do you sense three cents? How many of those well? What if you change it again? What am I supposed to do with this? Um, now what if you own the forever stamp remember those? Yes I don't know. I hardly I

[00:57:32] We're gonna put my joke in here. I don't need to do the joke but I think it's a wonderful service for a cheap price I just don't use it that much

[00:57:44] I don't really mail anything anymore or if i'm sending stuff to the kids. It's usually something I would UPS You know They started selling forever stamps in 2007 and they were 41 cents So if you bought those You're saving 22 cents with every letter you mail after sunday

[00:58:04] Didn't you imagine how happy those cheap people are gonna be? Oh, yeah If you have forever stamps it costs 50 you'll save 13 cents with the old stamps The costs are increasing for other carriers as well and said the increases will impact

[00:58:18] Consumers of businesses don't change your current shipping processes Customers are gonna see higher shipping costs or slower delivery options with the business. Here's what I will also say about the post office In my entire life

[00:58:30] I've never had anything lost in the mail and there were times I wish you would have good shit would have gotten lost in the mail Every time the IRS has mailed me a hateful letter it got here. God damn it. It got here Yeah, they their efficiency

[00:58:44] is remarkable They do need I think To modernize. Yeah, and the people that work there They've got it down to a science. That's when people bitch. I'm like when was the last time your mail was fucked up Never that's the answer. Do you like mail? Do you care?

[00:59:03] Kids like mail they're the only people that really like news This is this is amazing to me because I do not care. I like them both People are in an uproar Because culvers Which is my mom's favorite fast food and at the lake

[00:59:25] Well, we go through we go through these phases where my dad's gonna eat heart healthy Well, it lasts for about three weeks, right? And then the bacon sandwiches come out with mayonnaise on white bread And roast beef. Oh, yeah. He goes right back

[00:59:40] Whatever he's done. He's never fat. It's just his heart So when my mom when we're in heart healthy mode if my mom wants culvers, we have to sneak Because he'll get sad If he knows we went you got sneaky burgers. We have sneaky butter burgers

[00:59:58] Don't tell your dad don't tell your dad. We help you so sad I go well, you better get some mints because we smell like butter burgers Anyway, I love culvers. I can't speak highly and the kids love it But they're changing all their products from um

[01:00:16] Pepsi to coke Okay There's a lot of people that will or will not put up with one or the other True I like them both when people say do you care? No, I think Pepsi sweeter Coke's more I prefer a Diet Coke

[01:00:31] But I like a Diet Pepsi but people are pissed Frozen custard and burger change culvert is switching From Pepsi products to coke and Pepsi fans are not happy This is in progress and will take time as our nearly 900 restaurants located in 26 states make the switch

[01:00:47] Oh for they're from wisconsin. I didn't know that they're found in in wisconsin Um, they added that their signature root beer dr. Pepper as well as its sweet and unsweetened teas will remain unchanged The chain known for its butter burger Yeah Is it dr. Pepper's pepsi?

[01:01:06] Um, they also they're well known for their cheese curds bacon deluxe which comes with two strips bacon two burgers I never saw their cheese curd in the lake doesn't have that paleo is constant ones You gotta go up north Yeah

[01:01:22] Fans of the chain particularly in the midwest are furious about the change Which is now reflected in pictures on its website and also hundreds of angry comments flooding culvers facebook page Wow, it's always been my favorite place to eat. This is totally ruining it for me

[01:01:38] Switching to coke come on. Here's the other thing I'll bet you 100 bucks If you walked into culverts and you were gonna sit down and eat because me and my mom go in Because we can't take it home Because we're sneaking

[01:01:51] I think if you asked for a cup of ice and brought your own soda which my mother would never be afraid to do Nobody's gonna say nothing as long as you bought something I mean, I'm not encouraging that you're not stealing

[01:02:02] Right. You're just saying I'm not buying that soda. I have one How about that? During the first nine months of 2022 coca-cola had about 40 percent of the us retail market Shared by volume followed by pepsi with 29 percent That's crazy Well, the Mormons have the coke

[01:02:23] They have pepsi. I know it's getting confused I thought they had coke. Are you sure? Look it up Here's this is my we don't need to do that because I already did news Good news bad. This is a good news bad news story Toadzilla was found Toadzilla

[01:02:50] Australian park rangers say Toadzilla could be the world's largest toad ever I had no idea that Australia has a cane toad problem I don't know what it came out is. I've been there. What is it? I'm gonna tell you

[01:03:06] And but I didn't really go out in the outback. I wish that we would have had time, but I couldn't I had to work I went to Sydney and Melbourne. There was a comedy festival on that and then my one brother lived there for a while

[01:03:16] So met him in Sydney mostly cities things. I didn't get that Yeah, I would like to Want I don't know it's so far. Can't I just go to the zoo and pretend I'm in the outback? No, it's not the spirit I know

[01:03:36] No, if I went to Ireland would I just go to a pub? No, but it'd be the first place I went No Australian park rangers believe they stumbled upon a record-breaking giant toad in the rainforest deep in the rainforest

[01:03:51] Dubbed toadzilla the cane toad an evasive species invasive species that poses a threat to Australia's ecosystem was spotted by shock Shocked park ranger Kyle Gray during a patrol in Conway National Park in Queensland on January 12th

[01:04:07] They caught the animal and brought it back to their office where they weighed it weighed six pounds That's more than probably baby cat weighs The Guinness world lists the record one at 5.8 5.8 pounds a 1991 record set by a Swedish pet

[01:04:25] We considered her naming Connie after the Conway National Park, but toadzilla was one that kept getting thrown out there So that kind of stuck Um, it was euthanized they killed it I know why why they said due to its ecological impact the usual fate for toads across Australia

[01:04:44] Here's why cane toads were introduced to Australia in 1935 to control cane beetles and other pests But their population exploded with no natural predators. They had become a threat to Australian species No one said any time you bring something in

[01:04:59] From not where somewhere else to kill something that's here. It always ends up dominating It's the nutria in in texas Yeah, they were brought over for the mussels at least according to ron white

[01:05:12] And that's where I get all my breaking ecological news. Uh, huh. Yeah, I'm sure he's up to speed Uh, they came in to eat mussels out of mobile bay. I think they brought them and then they nobody realized the nutria can tunnel

[01:05:27] If do yeah, they're in texas now They're huge They're like giant rats I heard one jump in the lake for a long time ron had this house out in lake lbj Way in the forest It was scary like one night a rattlesnake dropped from a tree

[01:05:49] In our fire pit area Yeah He was way out And then I heard this thing after the snake incident I was terrified I heard something that sounded like maybe a 300 pound man if he did doing a belly flop off a dock

[01:06:07] And I just look at one and I said He goes, oh, it's just a nutria. They love diving They're like five thousand pound giant water rats, but their faces are kind of cute

[01:06:21] And I said do they hurt you or do they he goes? No, they don't do nothing Anyway, so that's just another example when you bring something in that's not from there to do something It usually backfires A female tone cade like

[01:06:35] Cain toad like potentially toadzilla would lay up to 35 000 eggs So their capacity to reproduce is quite staggering And all parts of the cane toad's breeding cycle are poisonous to native australian native species So prevention is a big part of how we need to manage them

[01:06:53] His body was donated to the queensland museum for research. Here's my thing though Why couldn't you keep her at one of the zoos? She made it that fat and that big and she's alive Be nice You didn't need to kill it. I disagree

[01:07:09] I don't I don't think that was Cool. It's just unnecessary Oh my god, oh my god people Here's again where we're gonna use the word frauds fraudster and it makes my head one explode Everybody remember the fire festival

[01:07:39] Everybody there were two documentaries on fire festival watching them both. They were both great in different ways I don't remember what they were on watched them during uh, covideos I think

[01:07:50] By the way, what are we watching? I only have one episode of hunters left and i'm so sad Oh I'm saving it for tonight Hunters with al Pacino He plays You think An aging jewish man Who's hunting nazis?

[01:08:07] He's hunting nazis. It's like in the 70s in the united states when they were still plenty alive and they're going all over the world to hunt them it's I think I talked about it before but what that's mainly what i've been watching aside from sports

[01:08:22] And I don't have a new show and 1923 has taken way too many times out time out They'll have a we'll have a new episode on february. Do you cannot do that? You can't just not come on for three weeks. It's bullshit

[01:08:34] I mean i'll watch but you're gonna lose people like that. You will lose people They don't want to compete with football they That's just stupid. We're all not watching it in real time Release the hounds release the episodes god damn

[01:08:54] I only got so many nights at home to catch up on all that stuff All right, the fire festival The guy His name was billy mcfarland Which is my mom's maiden name so it made me ashamed that Billy is a mcfarland

[01:09:11] Anyway, fresh off four years in prison barred from ever serving as a director of a public company buried between Beneath 26 million dollars in victim paybacks, which he will never do Billy mcfarland mcfarland founder of the forage. He went fire festival Wants to make a comeback

[01:09:29] I was talking to somebody in there like yeah, you can crawl in a hole and die Or you can go try to make something and do something And just not like, you know promise results

[01:09:40] Said an interview on nbc news. This is where I stop and go nbc news No, no, why are you talking to him? Right? No, he's full of shit. He's been full of shit since the day

[01:09:51] He could sell something he will be full of shit till the day he's dead. You are giving him credence It's not news. You're just helping the guy I agree He went from obscure new york city entrepreneur to world renown fraudster after the collapse of his festival

[01:10:08] Um became a cultural moment at event promoted on social media But we all if you know the story he told these people this all this shit was going to happen on this island

[01:10:16] And he overcharged him but it was rich kids buying it and the bands weren't even that good blink 182 Whenever I think of blink 1802, I think of my friend scott And he was like, will you go to blink 1802 with me? I was like

[01:10:32] Okay, like I only knew like two songs but he really didn't have anybody to go with and then we got there And they had a parental beer garden Me and scott were the same age like He said they go

[01:10:48] Hey scottie, do you care if I go to the parental beer garden with the other parents? And he was like, oh, I'm gonna look like a pervert. I go you always look like a pervert

[01:10:57] So I went to the beer garden and had drinks with the other parents and my friend scott anyway His new venture Hide your wallets if anybody hits you up for a new company called pirate except it's spelled pyrt

[01:11:13] He launched it on social media in october is is kicking things off by hosting a remote island extravaganza He insists it's not a festival

[01:11:22] Although a slew of inferences influencers and creators the purported tropical experience will include virtual reality technology that the company says will allow users to participate And control what happens on the island in real time from home

[01:11:35] If it sounds familiar, some are already ringing the fire alarms get it fire festival fire alarms NBC news spoke to two of mcfarland's associates who were wary that his new adventure already shows similarities to his previous ones

[01:11:48] Billy is billy. He's using different words anybody's telling the same thing Oh, so-and-so said uh The similarities that were there around the vague mysterious promotion It appears to be an exercise in smoke and mirrors bud word buzz words and empty promises of lavage trips to the bahamas

[01:12:05] And the Bahamas aren't gonna have him back. He fucked over all those people down there all of them Bigly as trumpasaurus would say bigly Mm-hmm Just beware I could keep reading it's just gross and it's a he made a video

[01:12:24] I watched it online and he's just like here's what we're gonna do and then and you're gonna and none of it really Makes any sense Some I want some reporters like to keep track and go okay He owes 26 million dollars to people Who are those people?

[01:12:40] Right, and then i'm gonna call those people every six months And see if he has been paid anything back. I think we're gonna end on a feel-good story I mean This is good for the pig isn't The pig

[01:13:02] Just every once in a while and I know we have to have butchers and I have eat bacon So i'm not saying let me get out in front of this Uh, my butcher guy in st. Louis was one of my favorite people. I'm not against butchers

[01:13:18] We had a butcher that's yeah, well you gotta get your pork steak cut right It's pork steak gets a st. Louis thing. Okay most people don't understand it And I can't can't explain it till you go to st. Louis and have a pork steak sandwich

[01:13:32] And that does not mean a pork steak that's thick like Lou orders in restaurants. They're thin And so you want to go to a butcher and get them cut right? Anyway, I don't know why this makes me happy

[01:13:47] Just because once in a while you want the underdog to win Struggling pig kills butcher at slaughterhouse in Hong Kong The pig won A butcher died while trying to slaughter a pig in Hong Kong on friday The 61 year old butcher who worked in shingxi

[01:14:07] slaughterhouse on the city's northern outskirts Close to its border with mainland china was knocked to the ground by the struggling pig and sustained a wound From a 15 inch meat cleaver The butcher had been about to kill the pig which he had already shot with an electric stun gun

[01:14:25] But when it regained consciousness It knocked him over the colleague found the man unconscious with the cleaver in his hand and a wound on his left foot He was taken to the hospital and later certified dead. The police said the cause of death is yet to be determined

[01:14:40] The the city's labor department has launched an investigation We'll complete an investigation as soon as possible to identify the cause of the acid Ascertain the liability of the duty holder and recommend improvement measures. We'll take actions pursuant to the law There's any violation of work safety now

[01:15:00] The city offered um its condolences to the man's family and statement, you know Just every once in a while it's like shawshank redemption. Yep Every once in a while you want the little pig The little pig won

[01:15:17] I don't want to see the man dead. I'm not laughing at it. I'm just laughing all right all right termites Off the park's casino this weekend Yep, then the following weekend Las Vegas Yeah, and then scott's dale. It's a double casino weekend

[01:15:38] The mirage if they're still calling it the mirage I gotta look it up because it was bought by the hard rock. Is it still the mirage online? Okay So it's still the mirage. That's great. And then scott's dale at our lona talking stick

[01:15:50] Talking stick and then I don't know I forget Nashville the rymann Um, we're selling great tickets there. There's still wing ones left And I know people always because I go to the rymann all the time to see shows

[01:16:04] And people are like well the ones on the side. Yeah, but it's comedy. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. You can sit anywhere It's fine New Orleans two shows we added a second show. Thank you new Orleans because the first one sold out at the joy theater

[01:16:18] The zhwach. Yeah, I love new Orleans. I'm totally going early So I can get all my haunted tours and everything Yeah, I could be in their cemeteries forever Now the one though that marie what's her face? Marie LeVo the famous lady

[01:16:34] um now you gotta pay to go on the tour you can't just Not that I don't want to pay somebody. I'll give somebody the money, but can I just go on my I don't want to yeah

[01:16:44] I don't mind the tour, but I've done it. So I'm good now. Can I I like the tour the first time, but I don't I wish It Just somehow let you go in but I think you can I just don't think I know how

[01:16:56] Every time I've gone there's ticket holders and there's the tour and I'm like, I don't have my I don't have a take I didn't do it Yeah, and then after Nashville New Orleans red bank Huntington, New York. That's a fun little gig out there

[01:17:13] That bar downstairs is super fun and then Memphis The Graceland soundstage it's a Patrick's Day the night before so I'm gonna come in early And have fun in Memphis. I love Down me Beale Street the music on Beale Street to me. I'll take it. I shouldn't say it

[01:17:30] But I like it better than Broadway and Nashville because it's more funk I mean, I like country. It's fine. But I prefer I've seen bands on Beale Street That have blown away things I've ever seen in my life. Yeah Yep

[01:17:45] So there's that Memphis and I've never I looked up this Graceland hotel. It looks phenomenal I've never done this gig Last time I did it was a while way a while ago. Memphis just has never really figured out the

[01:17:59] Good comedy venue like I did a venue there maybe five years ago, but it was like a rock venue It was fine. Yeah with Vic my friend Vic It was fine. But and we had a great time. It just really wasn't It was fur like if uh

[01:18:17] Blink 182 or who's the other one can match book Matchbox 20 like I would I would see that you would it's like a basement east in Nashville or something

[01:18:28] So anyway, I'm very excited. There's a new venue in Memphis every all the community is excited because they're booking a lot of us Everybody's very fired up. So shout out to the Graceland Get some central barbecue

[01:18:40] If there's any Memphis termites that have barbecue to suggest better than that And yes, I am a hack tourist and I will be at the Peabody to see the ducks come out of the elevator I am not missing it. You can't I've already done the historical stuff

[01:18:55] I've Martin Luther King where he was shot and the whole deal. I've already done all that But you can't not see the penguins come out with their penguin master I mean the ducks the duck master and he's got his walking stick It's just phenomenal

[01:19:09] Okay, termites that's all we got Countdown of the special what is today? January my phone's out even on january 23 Er It's less than a month away. Yeah. Yeah, that's exciting We may have t-shirts. We may have some new t-shirts on the way. It's very exciting

[01:19:28] The audio will not be available for a while because amazon gets it exclusively I understand that agree with it But then when it is available, it will be everywhere you can hear stuff So that's enough of that. I'm gonna go eat some picnic picnic

[01:19:41] Shoe strength potatoes. That's the word I was looking for all this time. I couldn't think of it shoe strength Football yep, here's my new prediction I'm gonna go pick up my phone Philly versus Cincinnati Really?

[01:20:02] Yeah, I mean I gotta go chiefs Missouri. I gotta go chiefs and I love Patrick my homes and I love Kelsey I love Travis Kelsey and I love Andy Reed because he just refuses to lose weight But I don't know after watching the Bengals

[01:20:19] They've got their shit together on a level that's pretty pretty hard to beat Patrick could be hurt. Yeah that thing that sprained ankle didn't look very good And if he can't move that's a problem, but I don't think it's as hard as everybody thinks he is

[01:20:33] It wasn't as bad as that other guy Tony Pollard that looked horrific and that's a broken Fabula, I think he broke. Um so I definitely think the Eagles will beat the 49ers though and I like Brock. I like the 49ers I love George Kittle, but

[01:20:51] The Eagles are more of a fine-tuned machine. Brock's new. He's done a great job. He will be great. He is great, but Jaylin's better. I think at this moment Tommy Tommy Tommy Brady Well

[01:21:08] It's the last thing I'll say before we tune out if you hate football turn it off now I think Tom will continue to play. I don't think I'll give it up An inside source told me that he might be going to the Raiders

[01:21:21] I will not reveal my sources I think he's gonna stay in Tampa because his kids are in florida And they had a picture of him snooping around some private schools in miami because that's where she bought the 11 million dollar mansion across the cove for mem

[01:21:35] She could just taunt him with her jiu-jitsu man and get out on the thing and do your thing Um, I think he's gonna stay in Tampa, but I don't know how you keep that coach because I don't think he's good

[01:21:47] They fired all kinds of people but not him They fired the lower offensive coach and this and that You gotta I don't know get it asked Tommy. Who do you want to coach? Well, that's where it always gets weird when they're like, I'll do it

[01:22:03] I'll do everything you people are horrible and then it's just a mess that never works Yeah, I don't know that's my prediction. He stays in Tampa And he's gonna get drunk back Yeah, I do. I think he's gonna get baby drunk back He needs his wooby

[01:22:22] And if Mike Evans is healthy They need a better defense though. They may need a better offensive line. I can't have anyone touching Tommy They need a better offensive way we have to protect him. He's 87 Come on

[01:22:36] I don't want him getting hurt and if he does that's on you three fat guys up in this offensive line You are not protecting the saint Tommy He's brittle his bones are brittle All right termites ready one two three. It's you're gonna be valentine's time like termites soon

[01:22:55] Don't you're gonna be super bowl termites Even if you don't like the super bowl puts a bed in on a square. You might win some money. You never know all right

[01:23:04] I'll make my cheese ball make my ride dip. I might venture off do and try to do this like seven layer Mexican bean dip Yep Yep My dad orders this shit Are people really interested in eating this? Yes, dad. Everyone except you as a matter of fact everyone

[01:23:26] He's never had mexican food in his life. He's never had chinese food in his life He's never had Thai food in his life I swear to god he will die. He will leave this earth my dad and he will never have had a taco What a shame. Yeah

[01:23:41] He has no interest in it Or a burrito, I mean he has gone to mexican restaurants with all of us. Do you ever hamburger? Yeah, he gets a hamburger and fries It's just so close-minded. Yeah, I'm like just take a bite No

[01:24:00] So if he won't eat chinese you can gather he hasn't eaten any other asian food not sushi not Thai not Korean barbecue. No, why would you do that? Well, we have our own Because sometimes dad it's fun to be diverse eat other people's foods

[01:24:16] I'm now your mother's making a roast. I'm fine roast beef mashed potatoes It's a midwest delight fried chicken spaghetti my mom could only make like the same Maybe 12 meals our entire life But I liked them all so I didn't mind

[01:24:31] But if you had a discerning palate, you would have wanted to kill yourself growing up in my house Yeah, I mean how much fried chicken Yeah A lot my mom's was great Ron's mom's is better Ron's white mom makes the best fried chicken on earth

[01:24:48] Yeah, my dad thinks he's super adventurous if he has a shrimp cocktail Like that's his idea of like holy shit. I went way off the ledge there And then every time if I are any of us were as adults to order oysters

[01:25:04] He just sits there and goes you're willing to die for that, huh? You're willing to die today Over an appetizer. I'm like, oh my god dad name one person You know that's died of oysters well

[01:25:15] I can't but I can google it and tell you all kinds of people that I don't know them Because I don't hang around people who eat oysters Kathleen Really because you're old friends your old meat and potato midwest guy friends that are shoving cheese curds down their throat

[01:25:30] And you're all getting triple bypasses and All right, that's it for now