Episode 121: Ransoming Eggs, Remembering Free Bird, & The Migration of In-N-Out Burger

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. TRIP EYES! Still have a cold week three. Man, I'm telling you. But we're not gonna dwell on that, are we?

[00:00:36] You don't have COVID though? No, I don't have COVID. No. If you go to the Walgreens Doc in the box, they check you for that, just in case. But I already checked myself. Because I didn't want to go to Walgreens with COVID.

[00:00:47] Because then they'd yell at me for coming there with COVID. Right. So, um, this is a very... I'm eating a potato chip. A term I brought me, these are from Canada. They're Kentucky Fried Chicken Potato Chips, ruffles. That's awesome.

[00:01:03] I've never heard of that before, but you know what I want to get to Kentucky Fried Chicken for? They have a new chicken pot pie. What? I saw a commercial. Oh! It looks delicious. These are really good though. They kind of taste a little ketchup-y. Oh! Mm-hmm.

[00:01:18] We've got the French Fried Chicken. Yeah, Canada chips. This is from Stephanie or Stephen. I can't read it. The variety's too small. Stephanie, I think. Anyway. It came in the mail. That came in the mail. Backstage, I got some beers from Termite's Linda. I was in Fort Myers.

[00:01:39] I was in Fort Pierce, and then I was in Coral Springs, which is on the edge of the Everglades. It was super creepy because there's a Marriott there. It's like one of those Marriottes that they let go... And I'm an ambassador.

[00:01:52] So, Marriott, you should take what I say with a little more great grains of salt because this lady's in Marriottes over 200 nights a year. Otherwise, I wouldn't be an ambassador. It's like this Marriott got forgotten during COVID. And then they just never went. Oh, shit. Well, right.

[00:02:11] What about Coral Springs? Like there's no food. There's no... The bar is kind of open. There's a defunct golf course and Everglades is eating it back up on its own. What? Oh, it was a TCP Heron course. Yeah, it was called TCP Heron.

[00:02:31] It's just like everybody forgot about it. It was all kids, hockey teams and stuff, which is fine. But it's like you got it. It's... Can I be friends? I call it three and four star camping. Yeah, you got to bring your own stuff. Nobody's there.

[00:02:46] Tina brought beer too, which is great. This one, look at the can. It's so cool. Scotty's Beer Works. That's from Florida. And then I must say I've had this before, but I love it. It's funky. And I gave a bunch to Aaron Weber. He was the...

[00:02:59] Tina was in Fort Myers and then there's another term I card. I'll have to find it. I put it in my notebook, I think, and I can't find it right now, but it was very funny, whatever those kids wrote. See any friends out there?

[00:03:10] I did see some friends out there. I saw Greg Gumbel, my sports friend. Yay! For you people who watch CBS in March Madness, Greg Gumbel, the announcer. And then it was all sports weekend. Yeah. Bob Lee from Sports Center. Yeah, him and his wife, Barb, they came.

[00:03:23] And then my parents' friends came. Fun. And then next, this coming week is Tampa in Orlando. Same thing. Yeah, I was supposed to have Judy Tnuta's brothers and relatives, but he, of all things, got bitten by a spider on his toe. It's fine now.

[00:03:42] He's not going to lose his foot and he's not going to lose his toes. What? Yeah, like the venom... Like he was joking around, said he's been in Afghanistan. He's been in, you know, an electrician. Nothing ever got to him. Yeah, so I guess he can't come.

[00:03:55] Yeah, but there's comedians, parents coming and my parents. But most importantly, termites, this Tom Brady candle. It's blowing it. I'm blowing it out for good. For good. It's over. I can't take it. That game was so bad.

[00:04:14] And whatever you think of the Cowboys, Tom just didn't seem like he cared. And the coach didn't seem like he cared. Nobody seemed to care. And then the Cowboys are just kind of wandering around too. Like, hey, that's pretty easy, right? Like they didn't seem to...

[00:04:30] I mean, I don't have faith in the Cowboys to go any further, but they got through it. And if Tom goes to another team... No, he's got to stop this now. You can't be Marcus Allen. You can't be Joe Montana. It's got to stop.

[00:04:44] So we're blowing this out for good forever. Yep. I'm throwing it out. What? The whole candle. The career is over. It's going to be my voodoo thing to make Tom quit and come to his senses. You can't. Ready? Oh. It's gone. Bye, Tom.

[00:05:03] It was a good ride, Tom. No, I have secret friends who say you might go to the Raiders. What are you doing? No. You think... I think they're addicts. I think he's addicted to football.

[00:05:15] And then he thinks if I could just get to Devade Adams out at the Raiders, then yeah, how great would that be? Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? San Francisco, I think is going to win the Super Bowl. Really?

[00:05:24] And I say that knowing the second team that I think has the capability is the Eagles. But I think Jalen Hurts probably isn't and they had a buy. I don't like that. I don't like having buys. And why should I know these things?

[00:05:35] Because if you'll see this trophy right here, it says first place fantasy football, baby Schumannigan. This is why I destroyed the children. Nice. Yeah. Nobody needs to know except everybody listens to this podcast that everybody in this league besides Joey's 20 something, Xavier's 20 something, the rest of them under 14.

[00:05:57] Damn. I don't care. You go to your go to your rooms and think about it. I took their cash. I took everything. How much did you win? It's $75. You won 75 bucks. Well, well, I got my feedback too. So it's like 150 total. It's not a lot.

[00:06:16] It's enough to teach him. It's enough to ferret out the addicts and bury the losers. I found a few addicts in the mix actually with the children. Yeah, there's a few because you can tell because they're they're texting me at weird

[00:06:30] hours and before they go to school, I could tell the ones before they go to school. Those are the super addicts because they woke up thinking about it. And then they're like, well, just text a cat and then see if maybe she'll trade me. They're looking for trades.

[00:06:41] They're looking for all kinds of stuff. But I'm like, hey, go put on your uniform. Aren't you supposed to be in school? The nuns are calling. Yeah. You're supposed to be a mass anyway. All right. It's a great trophy. It's wonderful.

[00:06:55] It's gonna sit right here till football is over. But in the adult league, I did win the loser bracket. Yeah. I got fifth. Awesome. I'm gonna be tasting this. This is an honor of my mom. She likes any kind of craft dressing. Tangy Bacon Catalina.

[00:07:17] Who still says Catalina? I know. I think it's making a comeback. Yep. It's like French dress. It's the same as French. I don't even know what the difference is except Catalina. I think it's supposed to be tangier. I think I don't know.

[00:07:32] Well, I like all craft dressing because it's a full sugar. That's the only reason. No. No. Oh, God. That's like it's so, so sweet. It's like jacked up ketchup. Oh my God. I made another thing of water after that. Oh my God. I'm sorry, Termit.

[00:08:00] No, not usually like this. I wish you could taste it. Yeah. I don't care how much cold medicine you can taste that. If you're ever thinking, dang, I can't taste anything because it's cold. Why don't you just take yourself a big old swing of Tangy Bacon Catalina

[00:08:13] craft dressing? Oh, who's eating that? So what episode are we on? We're on episode 121. Isn't that exciting? Here's what's super exciting. Well, I hate to bring it up because of Lisa Marie's death, but I just finally got myself booked at the Graceland Soundstage. I'm super excited.

[00:08:36] Yeah, I've been trying to get that gig for a while. So I'm going to Memphis. I forget when February or anything. We just added it. It's an added show March 18th. So I'm 17th. Is it Hansen Patrick's Day? No. I never work on St. Patrick's Day.

[00:08:55] The 18th, the day after. Yeah. It's going to be great though. But I've been trying to get there forever because I love Memphis. I love Beale Street. I love the music. So sorry about Lisa Marie. So sad. I know those little kids are only 14. Yeah, tragic.

[00:09:12] And then I always think too, why do you live in Woodland Hills? It's probably too inside LA to... It's just the suburbs. I really, I do understand it. I guess if you have kids that need to go to schools or stuff, which I don't have,

[00:09:28] I never understood why Justin Bieber lived out there. Go live by the beach. Go live in town. Why? What are you doing out there tooling around in these neighborhoods? They're nice. Do not get me wrong, but... He did get a lot of, he was driving too fast.

[00:09:45] And that's the whole thing. Justin, there's children out there. The children. Lisa Marie, that's terrible. But speaking of that, I did book myself in Memphis. It's been years since I've been in Memphis. I mean, I go for fun,

[00:09:58] but I haven't gone for work in probably three or four years because they didn't have the last club I worked was like a... it was like a rock club or something. In Memphis? Yeah, in Memphis. It was fine. The crowd, the people were great,

[00:10:11] but it just wasn't really for comedy. But now, apparently this Graceland soundstage thing and then I looked at the hotel. It looks awesome. Yeah. So very excited about that. And then this week will be Tampa Orlando. I think those are sold out though.

[00:10:27] And then added show in Boston. So that's enough plug and we'll plug that at the end. But what? Well, St. P Tampa. Now, same airport. Speaking of which, flying home this week. Oh, that's all your tweet. I have never in my life heard in Florida,

[00:10:48] I got up like at 445 in the morning. Where were you? St. P Tampa, whatever you would like to call it. The airport is Tampa and I went in and got all my stuff and was going to go and Delta through Atlanta to Nashville and they go,

[00:11:03] yeah, we had a frost overnight and we don't have any equipment to deal with that. So we're just gonna have to wait till the sun comes up. Yep. I thought I was being punked. We all looked around and I go,

[00:11:15] I just sat out loud like to no one. Well, what time's the sun come up? And some guy next to me was on his phone. He goes 720. I'm like, it's five o'clock. Yeah. No, no, no. Nay, nay, nay Delta. Get a go fund me going.

[00:11:30] Get yourself a de-icer down in Tampa because it's gonna happen again this week. My mom said so. My mom keeps track of all of it. She's down there in the midst of it. It's time that you invested. How about an ice scraper from the gas station?

[00:11:43] Can we do that? Something. All right. I'm sure they don't need a truck. A sprayer. Handheld sprayer. Update. Move it on. Wow. Oh my gosh. Whoa, I did that. Sorry. I don't know how many people. So we all freed Brittany. Yeah.

[00:12:05] And I'm starting to wonder if maybe we should know. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. I still say I have friends, personal friends that are crazier than Brittany and they are free. So I still think she should get to be free.

[00:12:22] But I'm starting to think there's a little something to the cray-cray. Okay. There were a lot of videos on this line online this weekend. Popeye com Brittany Sears has been active on Instagram this weekend following an unusual encounter at a restaurant in Los Angeles.

[00:12:38] Well, the individual actions seem just slightly peculiar when when looked at in total it has led to some terms like manic and bizarre. Yeah, she's got this new husband Sam guy. A Shagiri. They went out to eat again Woodland Hills.

[00:12:55] These people are all living out in Woodland Hills. There is nothing wrong with Woodland Hills. It's like when because I do a theater out there and what do they call it? Oh, thousand oaks and I always make fun of it because I can't count a thousand oaks.

[00:13:08] There's not a thousand oaks out there. They got out. They're gone. If there were, they're gone. But there's all I see out there is mattress stores. I'm like, is all you people do sleep out here? How often do you all need a new mattress that there's a mattress

[00:13:21] store in every single strip mall? But I mean, it's very nice. I just it just seems very I don't say sedate. Okay. Fine. If you're into that and I guess she does have kids. So maybe for the children.

[00:13:41] Um, they went out to eat at some place called Joey and then some writer took liberty to say where the cats who chicken peanut salad list for $24. Maybe it's a really good chicken peanut salad. It's not 54. I mean 24. Right. How big is the salad?

[00:14:03] Maybe it's enough for lunch and dinner. Fellow diners quickly recognize the couple and soon ripped out their phone so they could have evidence that Britney Spears is indeed a human being that requires sustenance into Fuma, Ford and drink.

[00:14:13] Now the video I saw, uh, I don't know where I saw it Instagram or whatever. They're they're like at the middle table. Like call ahead and just say, Hey, it's me Craig, Craig Britt and I was just wondering if you have a table like off in the corner.

[00:14:30] You don't have to make a big deal out of it. Just, you know, subtle. No, they're right. This apparently annoyed Britney and witnesses reported she became manic yelling and talking gibberish. It was emphasized that she was speaking not another language just unrecognizable speech.

[00:14:51] Then the husband got upset and quit quote quit the scene. She sat at the table alone for approximately two minutes before she and a bodyguard left to and this video you can kind of sort of make her make out her speaking

[00:15:05] in tongues, but how can you hear anything? All of the noise and then this person wrote are all of Joey's restaurant such a racket. I've never even heard of it. How is dining in such an environment relaxing? I don't think it's supposed to be.

[00:15:17] I think it's supposed to be a fun night out in Woodland Hills. Joey's. She put the menu up to cover her face, but then she made a lot of crazy on Saturday and seemed like a response. She uploaded an illustration of a woman at a cafe

[00:15:35] under the declaration. They told me I couldn't. That's why I did it again. I think it's fine. It seems fine. And then she made she put some videos up where she's flipping off the camera on Instagram. Yeah. Corporate offices are in Vancouver. Oh, is it a Canadian chain?

[00:16:01] Joey's. Is it supposed to be Joey's like a kangaroo or Joey like a person? Is he the man? I'm just saying, you know, what part of leave Brittany alone did we all understand? You don't need to get out your phone and start taking movies of her.

[00:16:19] But also she could find it, you know, a more subtle table. We could all work together on this so that Brittany can go to Joey's on a scale like the keg in Canada. That restaurant that I love the cake. Oh, oh, you know what?

[00:16:39] I didn't even by the way, I didn't even do my Queen news. I'm telling you, I'm still taking cold medicine. I'm still not right. Dolly is doing a rock album. She confirmed on the view. Stevie's on it. And share. Where share buckles over here share.

[00:16:56] Share buckles is over there. Yeah, I got that's my only Queen news. And before I do my next update, huh? It's been very big quick. Barely shoes on the view. I don't know. I don't watch. I don't even know when this view is on. Um, it's too early.

[00:17:12] I guess I've been on the view quite a few times. One time I had to do stand up on the view because each person got to pick their pick their favorite comedian will be picked earthquake who I love and joy picked me and me and earthquake got there.

[00:17:25] I guess I didn't realize it was going to be like eight in the morning and I'm like, what I'm supposed to do my act? Yeah. What like now and yeah, and earthquake. He was so tired too. He's like, this is a dumbest thing I've ever agreed to.

[00:17:39] I go, yeah, me too. But the crowd was great. They were all fired. They must have been there since five. I mean, these people were jacked up. These ladies were fired up. Also, Dolly, if you go online, she has new products with Duncan Heinz.

[00:17:55] It's cornbread and biscuit stuff. I'm not a baker, but if you were, you can go online and do that. Then what are we watching? Because I forgot to say this last week. I know I'm buzzing around. I know and I'm not even buzzing on my cold medicine.

[00:18:12] No, I did get some prednisone for the cold, but I haven't taken that today. But boy, when you do, it's wonderful. Yeah. My my mom's like, oh, where do you go golfing on steroids? Boy, I could play 37 holes. Yeah, I'm like 37. That's a weird number.

[00:18:31] So I finished George and Tammy. Lewis finished it. And Lewis goes, that was the saddest thing you've ever made me watch. Well, right. It's George Jones and Tammy. My net we know how the story ends. I go, Lewis, you know, they're both dead.

[00:18:48] I mean, this isn't like something I'm hiding. Like I'm a spoiler alert. George Jones is Tammy's been dead forever and George has been dead for quite some time. Yes. I mean, what do you think was going to happen? Well, it's just a heartbreaking. The love story.

[00:19:03] Yeah, the love story is heartbreaking. And then he finally gets his shit together and then she can't get her shit together. And then when she says, he says, baby, I can get you off that stuff. Come on, let's get you some help. She said, look at me, George.

[00:19:17] Oh, oh, oh, it's a heartbreaker. Those people should get Emmys. Everybody in that show did a great job. Whoever they are. Jessica is somebody in that Michael somebody and all of them. Also, I don't know if I've said it on here. Jessica is somebody. Yeah. What's her name?

[00:19:36] Ches-Tayne. Okay, that lady. She did a wonderful job. Also, if you haven't seen it doesn't even matter if you like the band. I happen to really like the band, but if you don't just a great story. If I leave here tomorrow, the Leonard Skinner documentary on Netflix. Yeah.

[00:19:57] I'm such a Midwest idiot sometimes. I guess I thought because of the home sweet home Alabama, they're just I thought they're from Alabama. They're not. They're from Jacksonville, Florida. All of them. And I'm like, look at me my whole life thinking there from Alabama.

[00:20:15] Yeah, I had him pegged for it and everything. It's just a fascinating. That's what I think is wrong with music anymore. I hate to say it, but we don't have any feral people. That's why I don't like country as much as I used to like it.

[00:20:29] Be those people were feral. Not really. I mean feral. I mean like your parents didn't know where you were after age 11 and like the Leonard Skinner, you know, they're 17 out in the woods. She because it's illegal now. It's not illegal when you're 17 or 18.

[00:20:46] Your parents don't need to know where you're at. I just need more feral people to create better art. That's what I'm saying. Do I fight? Do I have to sacrifice their their mental health and one being? Yes. Yes, I do.

[00:20:57] I need more people the feral ones, the Jerry Lee Lewises, the Johnny Cash's those kind of and the Leonard Skinner guys. They're all feral. Nobody knew shit. Anyway, that's great. And now for you people are super weird. Super weird. There's a show called Hunters.

[00:21:16] Now I watched it before COVID at Al Pacino. Oh, yeah. Plays. It's supposed to be a group of people that are hunting Nazis that are still alive in current day. Maybe 20 years ago, but they're all Jewish and they're supposed to all be Jewish.

[00:21:36] You'll have to wait and see if they are. Oh, Al Pacino. I just think is wonderful. But I know sometimes he's he kind of plays the same guy in his older age, but who cares? It's awesome. And he's the main star.

[00:21:54] But there's other great people in it and now season two is out. And I believe it's on Amazon Prime. Yes. So a lot of that because Lou needed stuff to watch. So I went digging and I watched another 1923 with Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford.

[00:22:10] And I love the part about the American West, but I can't get on board with this Africa part. It doesn't jive. It doesn't go together. I'm hoping that part's over. And then we just stop all that. He's got to come home. Yep. Yep. Okay.

[00:22:24] Speaking of things we're watching and this is an update. Follow along. I don't even think I talked about this this much because I kind of gave up in my mind there on, I think it's on Netflix. One of the one of those. It's called, um, Vatican girl.

[00:22:42] And it's about a girl. This is 40 years ago. Um, that went missing. She lived within Vatican City, not within the Vatican, but within Vatican City is an area that encompasses around the Vatican as well. And most of the people that live in the Vatican City work

[00:22:56] at the Vatican and her parents worked at the Vatican. Emmanuella Orlando. So I watched it. It was a treadmill show. There's like four episodes, maybe more. I don't know. But by the end, I'll just do a spoiler alert to save

[00:23:16] people time if this will frustrate you because it frustrated the shit out of me. We still don't have any idea what happened to the girl. Yes, ours into it. And there's, there's the, there's the, there's like many, many, many people they interviewed and these are all

[00:23:31] Italians from Italy. You can tell they kind of want to act like they know a lot, but yet no one's saying anything. It was a lot of speculation. Um, well, you know, I might know something about that. Yes.

[00:23:47] And it was almost like they wanted to be on camera or they wanted attention or I know a guy who knows a guy and I know a lady who knows a lady. It just became like ridiculous. I'm like, you guys were supposed to sift through this

[00:24:01] shit before he made it a show. This is, this is preliminary research. You're going to sit down and interview who have D. Ha and he's full of shit. You can tell half of them you're like, come on, come on, come on. Right. Edit edit who killed the girl?

[00:24:14] Where'd the girl girl? It should go alive. Yep. I don't think she's alive. So at one point somebody said there are all these theories and I'm going to read this because it's an update that, um, somebody within the Vatican like

[00:24:29] kept her as a sex slave and then had her killed and had her buried. There's all kinds of, well, there's all, there's a Vatican cemetery that's humongous. They actually dug under a grave, a two-plot deal thinking they had the key to where the girl was. Nope.

[00:24:46] Both plots were empty. Yeah. So in an update, the Vatican is reopening the 40-year-old cold case of schoolgirl, Emanuella or Landy who vanished in 1983, sparking the mystery that inspired the Netflix documentary. She was 15 years old. Mm hmm. There's so many, this is the other thing.

[00:25:13] There were 20 million theories. There are so many, so much bullshit going on in Italy. You could tie it to any of the, here's just a few of the theories. Um, she was a daughter of a Vatican employee and disappeared on her way home from two.

[00:25:27] Um, she was on her way to a music lesson. There have been suspicions that the Vatican knows more about what happened, but they have kept silent. I do too because I did not like it that the Pope came out and said, she's at rest now. Right. Whoa. Yeah.

[00:25:40] Whoa. Whoa. How do you know that? Right. That wasn't good. I didn't like that. And it was the old Pope Francis. Not Francis. It was John Paul II, not Benedict. Some say it was an attempt to blackmail the Vatican to release Mehmet Ali Agasa, a Turk

[00:26:00] jailed in 1981 for trying to kill a Pope John Paul II. Another theory put forth in 2012 by an exorcist as she was kidnapped by a member of the Vatican police to be used as a sex slave and then later murdered. Others said there's a connection to the grave

[00:26:16] of Enrico de Pedias, a mobster buried in Rome in a Rome Biscic, uh, Biscicca who was a boss inside the Maglini ban criminal organization. Investigators looked into the possibility that she'd been kidnapped by members of the Maglini ban in an attempt to recover money

[00:26:34] lost by a crime group when the Banco Ambrosiano, a Vatican linked bank collapsed. Okay. Wow. These are just a few that are thrown out and then you get so confused watching the documentary. I'm like, wait, what? Who? What these theories? Um, some and they all blame each other.

[00:26:56] Everybody's like, oh, I know Jody did it. Yeah. I know. I know Sam did it. I know it goes on and on and on. Um, anyway, there the Vatican is going to reopen this at which I find extremely strange. Um, maybe because of the show.

[00:27:13] The show was put out in October. I don't think I saw it till like last month. Um, three weeks ago, a center in the center during the Italian parliament called for a commission to investigate the disappearance. The reopening is thought to be linked to his request.

[00:27:27] Senator Carlo Candela said the aim of the commission would be to pressure the Vatican to finally turn over once everything it knew about Orlando's disappearance to Italian law enforcement authorities saying its longstanding official claim of ignorance was quote, hardly credible. I'll keep you termites updated.

[00:27:46] Her brother is still alive. Her parents are long dead. I think her sister's dead. Um, but her brother's alive. So it would matter to him. Yeah. Keep keep fight the good fight. Holy shit. She found it. Not they found it. She found it. Who? A nine year old.

[00:28:10] What? Is not named. Kelly Madigan amateur fossil hunter. Hunter dreams of finding the ancient the rare one little girl spoke it into existence. Molly Samson nine years old was on a Christmas day visit to Calvert Beach in Maryland and hold her mother.

[00:28:29] She was looking for a Meg MEG as in Megalodon tooth. Waiting in knee deep waters. That's exactly what she found a tooth belonging to the now extinct Megalodon shark species a local marine museum museum's curator called it a once in a lifetime

[00:28:45] kind of buying the Megalodon ancient Greek for big tooth lived in seas worldwide until it died out 3.5 million years ago growing to 66, 66 foot long. Imagine that the biggest sharks we consider right now are like 20. That's the one in Jaws. That was supposed to be a 20 footer.

[00:29:04] So three of that. Yeah. It was not only the biggest but one of the largest fish ever to exist. It's as big as her hand. She's a cutie pie to the little cute kid. She said her kid was so excited.

[00:29:17] She was waiting in knee deep water when she saw it and dove in to get it. She said she got her arms all wet but it's so worth it. Her and her husband's a hundred fossils in the area since she was a child and she's found over 400 smaller

[00:29:28] teeth their own right but never won this big. She always wanted to find a Megalodon tooth but for whatever reason she spoke it into existence Christmas morning. Wow. Christmas morning. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. See they're out there every time I'm anywhere near the water.

[00:29:43] I'm down there looking nothing. Holy shit. They found it. They found it. This is super cool. Paging Percy Jackson years of history's hit a temple in the Peloponnese region of Southern Greece. Archeologists are now excavating and studying it and it may not just be any old ancient shrine.

[00:30:08] It may be the lost temple of Poseidon. Then this mythical God of the sea. I know Greek historian and geographer Strabo who lived 2000 years ago wrote of a notable shrine to Poseidon in the area where researchers found the temple in a statement on Wednesday University.

[00:30:27] Somebody in Germany said a team of researchers unearthed remains of an early temple like structure that was located within the Poseidon sanctuary site and was quite possibly dedicated to the deity himself. He was the God of what? Tsunamis. Tsunamis. Yes.

[00:30:46] Yeah, the structure is located in a colster that was once home to the ancient settlement. Scientists have been studying its history of sea level and coastal changes uncovering a tale of tsunami events over a large span of time traces of the structure came to light in 2021.

[00:31:00] Evacuation work turned up the hidden temple. The location of this uncovered site secret site matches the details provided by Strabo in his writings 2000 years ago. We'll have to say soon to see what else comes to light as they continue to work on the site. Cool.

[00:31:16] How great is that worth a trip to Greece people? Get on over there. I've never been. I would like to go to grace once, but then I have to give up Ireland and I don't think I can do that. I don't think I can.

[00:31:30] Are you going this year? Probably. Really? Yeah, I just called over there and talked to someone who was absolutely lovely. Lovely. I spoke to her this morning about golf. Nice. Yes. I don't know. All I have to say. News we're moving on.

[00:31:45] A lot of people wanted to focus on Lisa. Maria and I understand that it's very sad. But guess who got the shaft because he died basically the same day. Robbie Caneval. Evil son. Come on. Evil Caneval son Robbie. Neither what? Sad. He's only 60. Yeah, pancreatic cancer.

[00:32:05] Yeah, he didn't want to jump in nothing or nothing. Wasn't like that. His daredevil days had winded down. Wound down, winded. He was a hospice for about four days. He was he knew he was too sick. He knew he was sick for probably six months.

[00:32:19] Robbie Caneval be a motorcycle stunts in his teeth. See, we don't have daredevils anymore because those kids on that show, Jackass took that over. Um, the MTV crowd and then, you know, well, and you've got kids just on Instagram and whatever doing crazy shit.

[00:32:34] So you don't have to wait. We. Yeah, the X games. We had to wait like twice a year for an evil Caneval special to come on on a Sunday night and they would pump it up for months like he's going to jump the Snake River

[00:32:51] and evil is going to do this and that. And I mean, I would be jacked up all day. Oh yeah. I had his trash can. I had all kinds of evil Caneval shit. Um, I just thought he was wonderful. And then but by the time evil died,

[00:33:05] like his son took over, but daredevils weren't really a thing as much. And nobody told him. No, Robbie began motorcycle stunts in his teens and went on to do death defying jumps over the fountains at Caesar's Palace. That's pretty cool.

[00:33:21] And the aircraft on the deck of the USS interpreted. He performed more than 300 jumps and was set 20 world records during his career. I wonder if anybody's taken over. I wonder if he has a son. If you've ever been one of his jumps, they were really dangerous

[00:33:35] and they work because him and his dad would crash all the time. That's where you're like, okay, you could say whatever, but I give them credit. They're actually doing this like to the point where they could have killed themselves numerous times. They broke every bone in their body.

[00:33:47] You can't capture the emotional feeling of the danger that you see on TV as for Robbie. He took pride in what he did despite the dangers. I'm very proud of the fact that my dad much created his own entertainment sport, whatever you want to call it.

[00:33:58] He told Larry King in 1989. Same time as father said he was proud of his stunts stunt work. He tried to make Robbie a promise that he would not allow him for same career path out of concern for his safety. He had a straining relationship with his father.

[00:34:11] Well, your dad's named evil right in it. Probably not the friendliest person. He said they'd ultimately grew closer as his stunt career began to flourish of the four kids. He disciplined me the most since I was the rebel. He wrote.

[00:34:24] Oh, I guess I was one constantly challenging him and emulating him. So there's a little cheers to Robbie. Can evil. I'll have to Google if he has any kids Google CFC. Robbie's got see. Yeah, we'll put it in the schnauzes Robbie.

[00:34:39] Can evil have children speaking of famous people. Does he have any kids? More daredevils. Yep. Oh, two daughters named Kristen and Carmen Kristen and Carmen daughters with the K. Are they daredevils? No, recruitment specialist. Um, um, moving on to some celebrity news taking a hard ass stance.

[00:35:10] Guess who's guess who's taken the heart heart ass dance. Oh, what? Children. Marie Osmond. Yep. She says her kids aren't going to get a nickel of her money. Wow. I like it. Me too. I like it. Marie wants her seven kids to make their own fortunes.

[00:35:30] The country's singer believes that it believes individuals who are simply handed money often end up lacking drive and ambition and she wants her children to discover their own interest on the road to forge meaningful careers. Well done, Marie. If you're one of those kids though, you're like, seriously?

[00:35:48] I think I would. I don't know what you like. Marie's got a shit ton of money. I might give them like a little tiny starter house. And then I'd feel like, okay, you always have somewhere to live and a shitty car. And a shitty car. Yes. My car.

[00:36:03] They can have my car as a result. She said she doesn't plan to leave her kids in inheritance. Why would it? Why would you enable your child to not try to be something? I don't know anybody who becomes anything if they're just handed the money to me.

[00:36:15] The greatest gift you can give your child is a passion to search out who they are inside and to work. I mean, I've done so many things from designing dolls and I love trying and I want. Did you say designing dolls? Yeah, she designs dolls. I don't know.

[00:36:29] That sounds very morning. She said inheritance is breed laziness and entitlement. Noting that she plans to spend the money she's made with her husband. She married twice. They're going to spend it. She's going to spend the money. No, no, no, no, no. She married a man twice.

[00:36:46] Yeah, same guy. Yeah, she married him then they got divorced and they got remarried. It happens. Paddle's a Mormon. She has a Mormon, but I think she's a little off track on all that. I'm not sure. I mean, I think the Mormon religion would take her

[00:37:02] because she's very spiritual on on Instagram. I met. I met. I met her and Donnie because my friend George Wallace, the comedian, he used to have the show at. Oh, Harris. No, no, it wasn't Harris. It was the Hilton, the flamingo Hilton.

[00:37:24] He had the show before or after there. They were like eight o'clock. He was 10 o'clock or vice versa. I don't remember and I said to George one night, Hey, I want to go see Donnie Marie. I've never seen their whole show and he's like, well, you're

[00:37:33] not going without me. So then we went, he knows them because he would see him every night and we went backstage and Marie was just a bucket of fun and Donnie came over and he's like, so did you want to autograph her picture? I'm like, no.

[00:37:45] And then I thought I should have said yeah. I mean, he offered but I didn't. I also didn't want to bother him, but she was just a bucket of fun and her at the show immensely talented. He thinks he is and he's so serious.

[00:38:01] I'm like, dude, you can't sing soldier of love and be serious. I'm addicted to a soldier of love like he really takes himself, but together it was a great show and they're both probably 65. They've been on stage since they were five.

[00:38:16] So that's 60 times to 120 years of being on stage. They know she sang opera. It was amazing. My friend Chuck was with me too. It was me and him and George and Chuck kept going. What's going on? What's happening? What's going on? What is she? Is that lip syncing?

[00:38:31] I go, no, she's actually singing that. It was from Madame Butterfly and I only know that because it was in the brochure. There's other people too though. Warren Buffett, Marie. We could make Maria Queen. Somebody sent me on Twitter, thankfully a place where you

[00:38:48] can take a picture and send it to a place and they'll make a cut. I just haven't had time. I'm going to do Anita and we'll make a Marie one too. Um, Kirk Douglas also said he's not giving his money to any of his kid. He's dead now.

[00:39:01] He had $61 million. What? But Michael Douglas doesn't need it. Hello. Sting. He's worth 300 million. Nay-nay told us kids are not getting shit. Wow. Yeah. I would start hoarding all of his CDs are every day I'd go, Hey, could you sign this? Just for a friend.

[00:39:20] Hey dad, could you sign this? No, no, don't put a name. Just sign it. Thanks. And Warren Buffett, the 99% of his wealth's going to charitable causes. Yep. But even if you got 1% of Warren's wealth, you're fine. Yeah. Just the house at Omaha. I'll take that. Thanks, Warren.

[00:39:41] Yeah, actually though, I wouldn't want it. I drove by it. I posted pictures on videos and it's here. It's fine. It's in a very normal neighborhood in Omaha, Nebraska. I can't believe you can rock right up to it in a car and you can on all sides.

[00:39:56] I mean, I'm sure there's weird security. I don't see, but it doesn't seem like that. It just looks like a house that like old people live in and they haven't done anything into it in a while. You know, it's where the house just gets sleepy. It's bother him.

[00:40:13] I don't think it bothers him. I think all the movies I've seen and I say this with relatives also on the spectrum, I think he's on a spectrum and he focuses on the market. He wants nothing. He likes numbers.

[00:40:23] I don't think he gives a flying shit of what the curtains look like. No, I don't think he could even tell you. No. Hey man, do you have curtains? Yeah. I don't know. Probably. Um, yeah. Um, all right. Moving on. My friend Bobby sent me this.

[00:40:36] This is kind of fascinating. We're going to take our time with this story because it's a lot of history and little did I know. And if this, you know, if this stuff that bores you fast forward to this party.

[00:40:48] Well, that's the funny thing because my friend Bob, uh, he knows that I did not like being called Kathy. Nothing against the name Kathy. It's just in my grade school. There were like 100 and I was only ever called Kathleen or cat.

[00:41:02] So when people would say Kathy, I wouldn't answer and then I'd be in trouble. So I don't know. Somebody a long time ago wrote Kathy K A T H I E and then so he started mocking that and type when he would text me.

[00:41:14] So then I started mocking him back and I would write Bobby B O B B I E Y or any fucked up way you could spell it. Um, so anyway, my friend Bobby sent me this 411 information. Going out of business. What? Now think about it though.

[00:41:30] When was the last time anybody called 411? No. No. Google's the new 411. You don't. Yeah. Starting in January, AT&T customers with digital landlines won't be able to dial 411 or zero to reach an operator to get directory assistance. Landline. Yeah.

[00:41:48] Somehow my mom and dad still have one and it's still the same number since like when they retired and moved to the Ozarks from full time. I will go. Yeah, I'm going tomorrow. I'll try AT&T in 2021 ended operator services for wireless callers, although customers with home phone

[00:42:09] landlines can still access operators with directory help Verizon T mobile and other major major carriers still offer these services for a fee. You got to pay. Yeah. On a notice on AT&T's website, the company directs customers to find addresses and phone numbers on Google or online directories.

[00:42:31] Yeah, right. But a century ago, the operator functioned as Google. Everyone knew it is information. The operator was the internet before the internet. There was a wonderful circularity there. Some guy wrote a whole book on this.

[00:42:46] I mean, oh Jesus, how bored are you to write a whole book on this? I mean, I'll read a paragraph or two, but operator services were a selling point to customers during the late 1800s and early 1900s. The operator was the essential link in the dominant Bell system

[00:42:59] owned by American telephone and telegraph. Oh, I didn't know that's what AT&T stood for. American telephone and telegraph communications. Yeah. You know what else nobody knows stands for TMZ? You know the website three miles on. That's what that stands for and they mean Hollywood. Yeah.

[00:43:20] The operator became the early face of telephone a human being a human behind an emerging and complex technology. The job came to be occupied by mostly single middle-class white women known as quote hello girls. What? I'm gonna ask my mom and dad.

[00:43:37] The Bell system known as Ma Bell advertised its mostly female ranks of operators is attentive. The voice with a smile to attract and maintain customers well into the 20th century AT&T offered weather bus schedule sports scores. I can't even imagine calling the operator go to the

[00:43:53] cartels when what was the score? Thanks. Look. Election results and other you could get all kinds of shit. Yeah. Election results. Yeah. Can you imagine? Um, companies rejected black and ethnic workers with accents and the policies barred female operators from being married. Come on.

[00:44:17] By 1900 more than 80% of the operators were white single US born women operators were jobs were frenetic and repetitive workers had to scan thousands of jacks always keeping an eye open for lights indicating new calls and ones that ended whenever you see those old

[00:44:33] things of the I think I know fuck no. I'd lose my shit. I could I would be into it for about a half an hour and then I go oh I get it this never ends. No, no, no, no. Um, many of Bell's independent telephone rivals began using

[00:44:49] girlless automated switchboards for the first in the first decade of the 20th century but Bell system was committed to human operators. Automation cannot provide the same level of personal service. She's won a 20 250,000 girls who help give you good service day and night seven days a week.

[00:45:06] She's your telephone operator. Wow. Mm hmm. Then they change it to then the 1920 fewer than 5% of Bell exchanges had automated switchboards but a decade later when 30% were automated. Yeah, and then it kept growing and then zero. So that's it. No more operate in 1984. There were still 220,000 telephone operators.

[00:45:33] A decade later there were 165,000 by 2004 the dawn of the smartphone 56,000 people were still telephone operators in 2004. Wow. Right. Um, just that old song won't make sense to take children operator. Give me help you play this call who knew I wonder if there's any left.

[00:45:59] If there were 56,000 in 2004 do any is any termite a telephone operator. Do you know any speaking of making women be sexy for no reason like the operator people just did right there. This is so embarrassing and it made national news. The in Missouri. The house is Republican dominated.

[00:46:27] No, I'm not doing politics here. This is not has not that's a sad part. This has absolutely nothing to do with politics. They've tightened the dress code for women. This is the first thing the house decided to vote on starting brand new year.

[00:46:40] Let's get off to the right start shall we let's get these women in line. God damn it. Missouri House representative kicked off its new sessions by tightening its dress code. But only for female lawmakers much to the dismay of

[00:46:52] Democrats who slam the measure during the do a floor debate and on social media. Uh-huh. Lawmakers met on Wednesday to debate changes to the House rules as his customer at the start of a new general assembly every two years.

[00:47:05] And while the day's decisions would go on to cover rules around issues like committee businesses and public hearings, they also had a heated conversation about workplace wardrobes. The house existing dress code defined proper attire for women as ready for the handmade tail.

[00:47:22] Yeah dresses or skirts or slacks worn with a blazer or a sweater slacks. I know. I mean that my dad iron your place. You have to wear it with a blazer or a sweater and appropriate dress shoes. These are their words or boots.

[00:47:42] First, you can't have bare arms. I am so sick of men in general, especially like in the in the countries where they make the women wear the whole deal. You know, you got to cover up. Why don't you learn how to control yourself?

[00:47:58] You got what kind of what kind of batshit crazy guy sees my arm and goes well, I'm so distracted by sex. It's my arm. I mean it's not like I came in in a bikini which probably wouldn't make it. You just think of skin cancer.

[00:48:13] You'd be like, Oh my God, that lady's so white. Why is there a bandaid across her back? Did she have a surgery? Was that a squamous cell or a basil cell? My but I mean you can't concentrate on your work. If you see an arm, I mean bullshit.

[00:48:31] Like sometimes you just want to wear a sleeveless dress, especially in the summer. But then so can the guy wear a sleeveless can a guy wear a short sleeve shirt because I can now see three-fourths of his arm and that might just you know, so distracted. Nope.

[00:48:48] It had rules about men's clothing, but no one sought to update that. Yep. Are they wearing slacks? You have to wear a blazer. You have to wear jackets to find as both blazers and quote knit play. I mean this is worse than a Catholic school.

[00:49:06] Catholic school with two rules. Had to be your skirt couldn't be more than like three inches above your knee two inches above your knee or your jumper or whatever. That was about it. Um, it's essential to maintain a formal and professional atmosphere.

[00:49:23] Democrats were quashed to push back to writing the proposal is sexist impractical and even hypocritical. Yes, the caucus that lost their mind over the suggestion we should wear that they should wear masks during a pandemic to respect the safety of others is now spending

[00:49:36] its time focusing on the fine details of what women have to wear, especially how to cover their arms to show respect. Here's my other question. How do we decide what's an appropriate quote dress shoe? Especially you want to get into men's men's shoes now

[00:49:50] which have go turn on ESPN or the run the gamut of these things that are yeah, which I don't care. I don't understand why anyone would care. Several Republicans. Uh, several said Republican shouldn't be making women's decisions for them, especially while other and more important

[00:50:08] were matters were at hand. Yeah, they did it though. Yeah. She's telling me I can't wear a crispy good St. John sweater if it has too many buttons. This one lady said I spent $1,200 in a suit and I can't wear it in people's house because someone who

[00:50:29] doesn't have the range tells me it's inappropriate. That's why we're not elected. How much are you making that you can afford St. John's? Exactly. Hmm. Let's look into that. Oh, God. I just cannot believe that this is what we're fighting about.

[00:50:52] I don't think you should have all these rules. If somebody comes in dress like a lunatic so what it makes a day more interesting. Um, yeah, but that's what we're doing. Just another thing to the handmaid's thing. And in the summertime set, what is wrong with a sleeveless

[00:51:07] dress? I don't get it. Yeah, some bridesmaids dress. It's hot and shit in the summer. Yeah. Yeah. Um, big news for Tennessee. Just for Tennessee. Kathy. Kathy me yet again. Um, in and out burger. It's coming to Tennessee. First state that is this far East.

[00:51:35] It's doubling down on his growing business announcing it would open new locations in Tennessee the farthest east of companies ever gone the California based food chain where you can order your burger animal style off the company's not so secret menu said

[00:51:48] Tuesday it would open new restaurants in Tennessee as well as an Eastern territory office in Franklin just south of national could we also state for the record that frankly is not quote just south of national with traffic is a haul and a half. It's not even national anymore.

[00:52:05] It's 45 minutes. Yeah, it is not. Yeah, there's a lot of people that move to national and say they live in national. No, you know, no, you know, um, it's a family made run now here's the thing being from the Midwest.

[00:52:17] I never had an outburger telling what to California. It's fine. I like it. I don't like the secret sauce every time they say secret sauce. It's just Thousand Island. Let's stop kidding ourselves and don't put Thousand Island on my hamburger. Thank you.

[00:52:30] Um, they're expected to invest 125 million in Tennessee and create 277 new jobs in Williamson County. Yep. They began in 1948. They're still run by the same family. They have 385 locations across the state of California as well as Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Texas, Oregon and Colorado. It won't happen till 2026.

[00:52:54] It's going to be a hot minute. Yeah, but it's fine. I mean, I like it. It's like water burger though. I like it, but I still think steak and shakes the best, but it takes too long in the drive-through and steak and shakes are closing, which is sad

[00:53:06] times because it's fun to take the kids and steak and shake. They like their ice cream and all that in and out is great without sauce. If you're a Thousand Island person, then good on you. Good luck. Love it. All right.

[00:53:20] I love white castle, but I don't really count that as a hamburger. That's more. I count that as a special treat. Oh, well, because sometimes I just have one. That's not a whole hamburger. It's not like saying I got a burger from Wendy's burgers are great.

[00:53:35] Haven't had Burger King in a long time and that commercial that they're playing during football will make me never big. Had that yet. It's like they had a contest and said, who's the most annoying motherfucker in the room? Let's hire that guy. Oh my God.

[00:53:49] I want to kill myself every time that commercial comes on. Had that yet. I'm going to kill myself anyway. It's like he's mocking the whole thing. Guess what I talk to my mom about every day now? What? The price of eggs. She's so, she's so mad.

[00:54:07] And I'm like, Mom, I use egg beaters and the price hasn't really changed on those. So this is kind of your problem. I don't, I mean, I listen, but I did think why? Because she was saying she spent

[00:54:22] most I have to talk about to my dad about the price of gas and then the phone changes and she picks up. We talk about milk and eggs. That's their barometer of how the world's going. Great. These are not the gas. Egg prices reach, I think she paid

[00:54:38] six forty nine for a dozen eggs. That's crazy. That is crazy. The wholesale price of a dozen eggs has more than quadrupled year over year and some experts warn the prices are unlikely to decrease anytime soon. Why? Avion flu outbreak. It's terrible.

[00:55:02] Yeah, they peaked during the holiday season, but yeah, what's weird is if you go to a bear, a Marriott or whatever, go eat breakfast, waffle house. So far the menu prices haven't changed. So they're eating that cost. They're not passing it on. Go to Waffle House.

[00:55:19] Same, same, same, same, same, same. I guess they're hoping to just go, you know, passes by. Hold on. Yeah. A year later, the price of a dozen eggs skyrocketed to five forty six. That that price beat the previous record high during three dollars and nine cents during the

[00:55:41] pandemic. The Avion flu has killed nearly 40 million hens since February of twenty twenty one. Five percent of the U.S. chicken flock and four percent since twenty twenty one. Oh, egg production is declined. So until we can get these chickens over the flu,

[00:55:57] as soon as I get over this cold, I'm going to get on fixing the chickens. So I do not have the Avion flu. In Christmas week they cost three ninety nine for a dozen eggs now six forty nine. Baking season is over for the most part.

[00:56:17] So if you're wondering why that's why and can I tell you when the flu will be over? No, I cannot. Um, I don't know how though the restaurants are just going to have to eat this cost. Or is it more expensive to change your menu? Depends.

[00:56:33] This is if people still have the old school menus. You don't want to do all that. No, because then you got to do it for every single thing. If you did the QR code thing menu though, change how if you want. All right.

[00:56:50] This is some sad more sad news about Tommy Salami. Is your mom still eating eggs? My mom would never eat again. Anything ever on earth except sweets. My dad likes eggs. My mom could give a shit. She doesn't care about real food anymore.

[00:57:05] No, she's like having a giant five year old. Yeah, chocolates, you know, candy. So FTX moving on here. Um, you know the Sam Brickman freed the crypto ex-current we have finally found out how much Tom Brady, Giselle and Robert Kraft lost with their little BFF. Yep.

[00:57:29] They were all prominent shareholders of FTX which collapsed in a spectacular fashion. Uh, in recent months rocking the larger crypto industry, but Bitcoin's doing good by the way for anybody who's paying attention. I have no idea why, but it's on the upswing again. Um, bankruptcy listings, major shareholders,

[00:57:49] including Tom Brady, who owned more than 1.1 million shares. Yep. His ex-wife owns 686,000 shares. I don't think she cares. There's a picture of her jogging somewhere with the trainer guy that she's in love with and she's way ahead of him.

[00:58:06] I'm like, dude, you can't even keep up to her jogging to give it up. Yeah. The one time power couple who have since split or note worth a boosters of FTX was shelled up millions of dollars for marketing in the form of celebrity leading commercials

[00:58:23] and expensive stadium sponsorships. They, they have their name on the stadium in Miami. FTX. Yep. Um, I, there was Robert Kraft on here too. Um, he had over a million shares. So, you know, I don't know if they were given those

[00:58:42] or if they traded them to do the ads, whichever way. It's compensation. Yeah. You're still going to have to pay taxes on it. I would think he's sitting in his parents house waiting to go to jail, which yeah, we'll see about that.

[00:58:58] All right, we're going to end on a feel good story. Yeah. Well, it's feel good for this person. I don't know how much of a feel good it is for the rest of us. This is the kind of shit you wish you would happen to yourself.

[00:59:12] A man buys a $2 photograph finds out it's worth five million. Bought it in California through a store. You know, there used to be in her most of the beach. There used to be this place called antique eddies and I don't really care about antique furniture because at

[00:59:26] the time I had a studio apartment and I only had three pieces of furniture from Ikea. So it's not like I had the space or the room at the time, but he used to have boxes of old pictures in there.

[00:59:38] And I used to look at them and then I think that's so sad because these are somebody's family and somehow they ended up in a thrift shop. Like the fan did the family die out and nobody wanted the pictures. It's weird.

[00:59:54] I don't know that I would buy old timey pictures. I think I don't know. I feel like it's not maybe the best look, but it certainly was for Randy Gajaro. You might have heard the saying of pictures worth a thousand words, but what about five million?

[01:00:09] Randy Giardo walked into a second hand store in Fresno with no idea he would be walking out with the potential five million dollars. I really just like the look of it. It's four by five a picture. It's a tin type, whatever that is and it's a country scene.

[01:00:25] It's not till I put it under a magnifying glass and I thought, oh my God, what have we got going on? The five million dollar photo in question depicts the infamous 1800s Wild West outlaw Billy the Kid with his girlfriend and fellow gang members. Oh my God.

[01:00:40] After a year of extensive research on the subject, he and his wife Nancy became historians by default to prove the validity of their fine. We spent the next four years salad. Why would two if it's worth five million dollars going at this traveling through the Southwest calling people

[01:00:53] going to Western shows talking to experts, a lot of people dismissed in Nevada because it's too unbelievable. Eventually an auction house, a house often authenticated the photo and insured it for five million. The only other photo in existence believed to have

[01:01:07] been taken of Billy the Kid sold for 2.3 million in 2011. How crazy is that? Yeah, there's a picture of it. Put it in the schnotes. I don't know which one's Billy. There's all these gang members. These ladies don't look like they're in a gang.

[01:01:27] They look like they're in the Missouri House of Representatives. Call back. All right termites. I will see you termites down the road. See, uh, St. Pete Orlando Parks Casino after that and then after that I don't the rhyming. Vegas, yeah. Talking stick Phoenix.

[01:01:53] I think that's standing room only but you know what? It's a fun show to stand at. It's a wonderful venue standing is right by the bar. Standing is right by the bar. Yeah. So you just pretend you're in a bar and stand in there having fun. The rhyming.

[01:02:06] That's gonna be so much fun. Second show in New Orleans. We added second show in Boston. We added and then added Memphis so many things. Just running around like crazy. Termites Tom Brady has been put to his night night night

[01:02:23] night termite everybody should have to say it to Tom. I don't want him to go another year. It's getting stupid. Don't embarrass yourself. If he comes back, I'll relight it. What's he gonna do now? We lost his wife. Right. He's got a girlfriend.

[01:02:42] He's got a girlfriend and her she wears his jersey 12 which is also her age. No, thank you. I'll be here a week. She looks very young. Good for Tommy, I guess, right? Oh, it's so on me. That was just a terrible performance.

[01:02:59] I can't even get started on it. It was just not, you know, I got all excited. Got home after horrible travel. I'm like, well, you know what? I got football. This would be great. Boring. Boring. Terrible. And you had to watch Jerry Jones being happy.

[01:03:16] I had to watch Jerry Jones and every square headed relative he has there like Russian dolls, there's millions of them. Don't ever think you're going to get rid of the Joneses because then the sun looks like that and then there's another his son looks like that.

[01:03:27] There's just other there's the whole box full of them. But they're going to meet their maker whether it's the Eagles or the 49ers. They need me. They ain't I don't think they're the thing. But Ron says their stadium is really cool and I would like to

[01:03:41] go one time. Yeah, he said Jerry Jones made the coolest place ever. It's a larger sports bar in the whole world. Sounds like fun. Yeah. All right, so much. I will see you down the road. I will see you here again next week. Um, that's it.