Episode 119: Predicting 2023, The Last White Giraffe, & Robbing Banks For the Kansas City Chiefs

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. I'm IZ! Happy New Year! I'm a little horse. Don't freak out. Not sick. Just a little horse. A lot of running around?

[00:00:35] Yeah. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Who saw Dolly on... Where's Dolly? The New Year's Eve? Yeah, I done a lot of drinking all day and all night. But then I took a little nap around 10 and woke up in time for Dolly and Miley.

[00:00:55] And I love Miley. I just don't understand like, like Wrecking Ball was a great song. But then there's no more hits. Like who's producing... I don't know. Maybe she doesn't care. Maybe she has all that Hannah Montana money. And just doesn't... She doesn't seem to have like a...

[00:01:12] Style? Next album? Pop? Miley doesn't do enough to be a queen. No! We have an open spot because Shaka and I respect it. I don't hear from her a lot. Not me personally.

[00:01:29] But you know, she just... Cher was out with her 26 or 36 year old whatever I said he was. Boyfriend? And Tanya did the Rose Bowl deal. I never really watched the Rose Bowl thing. Tanya over here. Tanya.

[00:01:44] That Tanya was at the Rose Bowl deal. Yeah, I don't know. I don't watch it. I don't really watch enough college football. Everything... Did you guys have a good holiday? It was fun but it wasn't long enough.

[00:01:59] I'm already getting work emails and I'm like, who's the over anal people starting it? If we could stop those people, we could have a whole another week of holiday. We just got to put the brakes on the over worker people. The crazy people that just won't stop.

[00:02:13] So... You know what else happened over the holidays? See this? This bobblehead of Ron White, the grand termite? Well he retired. That's it. He's gone to his vacation and he says he may do sets again.

[00:02:29] But I believe him. A lot of people go, oh you know, is he really retired? Yeah, why can't we retire like normal people do? Bill Engvall also retired Saturday night. And Ron went off on an airplane to Barbados and then I don't know where he's going.

[00:02:47] Huh? Yeah good for him. You know he's been working since he's 15. Time to quit. That's 60 years of work. No, 50 years of work. So we'll take his little bobblehead. Oh. Yeah. He's retired. You gotta take his drinking a cigar. I don't know where I'll put him.

[00:03:08] Maybe out on the porch in the sun. No. I don't know but he's not part of the working world so he doesn't get to stay here anymore. Nope, you gotta go. Bucky is still out here working making appearances. Yep, Fred Bird still working. Smoky.

[00:03:26] Smoky. Yeah, Smoky one of them. He's working. Yeah. My brother started a chimney fire. That was pretty exciting. Flames were shooting out of that. Yeah. It didn't get to the level of fire department but it maybe should have.

[00:03:44] Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah but it was a fentful. You know it was a break in wrapping the presents and all that. And I picked up these potato chips in Missouri from Fulton, Missouri called Backers. I never heard of them.

[00:03:57] Delicious. Mm-hmm. Oh wow. Sour cream and onion. Wow. They got a lot of sour cream in there. Yeah. I do like them. They're like glaze. Where's Fulton? Fulton? Well it's over by Jeff City. If you Google it, I think it's the only place.

[00:04:20] Winston Churchill gave a speech in America. What? I swear to God there's some sort of sign I've never gotten off the highway. See if, does it say Winston Churchill? There's a museum there. In the museum? The Winston Churchill Museum. Winston Churchill Museum. There you go.

[00:04:37] See how smart we are? If you build it, they gotta come. Don't invite them to a dinner and give them a award. Build them a whole museum. Can't they know? If somebody builds a Kathleen Madigan museum, I can't say I'm not coming.

[00:04:49] Located in the Westminster College campus. Westminster College campus. I've never been on that campus. Oh that's where you get Iron Curtain speech. The Iron Curtain speech. Yeah I knew there was something famous there.

[00:05:00] Well and they also make a really good potato chip. Mm-hmm. Backers. How is it that I've lived in Missouri my entire life and never heard of them? Most of us boxed 128-volt Missouri. Boom! Um, well that was a nice surprise. I picked those up at the gas station.

[00:05:18] How about the weather too over the holidays? Right now in Nashville there's a tornado watch. It's going on until five o'clock. Now for you people who aren't in tornado country, watch means conditions are favorable.

[00:05:32] Warning means one has been spotted. Holy crap, pay attention. Warning means, you know, don't go do something crazy outside. To me that's what it means. Right. Um, so but it's 70 degrees. Last Saturday it was zero and then it was one below.

[00:05:52] And then I had to catch three feral cats because I felt like I couldn't. Well baby cat's not really feral. No. But the other two are crazy, especially Kato. And I had to corral them to get him inside because I thought they might freeze to death.

[00:06:07] I even called the vet who's my neighbor and he's a sweetheart. And he said, I know what you're calling about and I got the same issue with a little feral girl out back.

[00:06:16] And I'm like, yep. And he said, I can't tell you they won't die. Oh, that's all I needed here. And I'm like, all right, they can destroy the whole mud room house. I'm surprised you didn't stay home for Christmas.

[00:06:30] Well, no, but as long as they're in the mudroom and have my kid check on them, it's fine. Yeah. But I'm like, don't open that door too far. He'll be attacked. Okay, Termite's what else besides all that holiday stuff? How do we feel about the new year? Huh?

[00:06:47] I feel good about it. Yeah, because my little project will be released and the work part will be over. Yeah, then I mean, I might go out and do promo stuff for it. But that part's just easy.

[00:07:02] My Amazon special. Yeah, but I'm not allowed to say a lot about that just yet. I forgot to tell you. I'm also going to try Ken just as important as my Amazon special is that I have Ken steakhouse honey mustard.

[00:07:14] I am all over the well, I'm drinking a beer. Okay, this is weird because I've read quite a few stories about cruise ships.

[00:07:23] Well, I'm finishing off the oven Williams, but I just started. So I really haven't drank anything just yet. But I don't know why Carnival Cruise Line sent me a giant box of beers.

[00:07:37] I'm very grateful. But I think I have said on this podcast podcast before, like in the lines of cruise lines.

[00:07:46] Well, I am too old. It's for the children because they're what was the nice word we came up with? I don't want to say they're cheaper. They're affordable. They're more affordable.

[00:07:59] They're the Southwest although Southwest. Oh my God and what went on with them and the bullshit. And when you start reading the stories and you know what no one will care though.

[00:08:10] There's people we can't get there fast enough this week. People do not care if the fairs are right, but the irony is they are not low fare anymore.

[00:08:20] No, no, you start doing the add ons. I mean, you know, well if you if you can do the want to get away fare, which means you're 21 years old, which is great.

[00:08:29] You can fly anytime day or night. You don't have any luggage. You just you're one of those 20 somethings that's in the airport.

[00:08:37] We're doing a sweatsuit and holding a pillow. I'm like if you've made it to the airport in a sweatsuit with just a pillow, you're either one of the poorest people I know or one of the richest people I know.

[00:08:48] Meaning you have clothes where you're going. Where are your clothes? Where's your stuff? I don't know. Anyway, the story is about the CEO and the money they got and how the money was distributed and how they do their crew scheduling.

[00:09:04] You want to talk about archaic? I mean, they might as well send people tic-tac-toe boards in the mail and then have them write their name in where they want to go.

[00:09:13] But anyway, that's a I didn't get into that whole story but completely crazy. And yes, the Ken's Steakhouse is delicious.

[00:09:20] It's light for the new year. It is light. Five stars for the Honey Mustard. Love out. Anyway, I am scattered because I haven't had to work in a while. My brain's been rusty.

[00:09:32] Do you want to start over? No. Okay, me neither. So anyway, Carnival Cruise Line. It's not my but they sent me a box of beer and I'm drinking.

[00:09:44] Who knew they have their own beer? Thirsty Frog Caribbean Weep. That's what I'm drinking. It's very good. The Carnival Birthday Beer. It says it's a golden ale.

[00:09:56] People say birthday beer. I don't know. I think does that taste like birthday cake? That would be gross. I'll taste that one later. No, it tastes like...

[00:10:06] Parch Pig IPA. Nice. Toasted Amber. It's a malt. Another Parch Pig. That's their products. I don't get it but I like it. It was very nice of them to send it because I think I've made fun of them. I like that they're big.

[00:10:21] I don't really have a sponsor. I like that they're big beer.

[00:10:25] And then I was also going to try before we move on. These are very hard to find. Dots, Homestyle Pretzels, Cinnamon Sugar Season. Now, I don't know about that. You know how I don't like to mess with the original of anything?

[00:10:42] No. Hard no. Sending straight to my mom. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. It keeps going. No, no, no, no. No. That doesn't even taste like... I think it's supposed to taste like cinnamon toast. Hard miss. Yeah. She'll like it. They've made their way to Florida.

[00:11:10] How's that going? Let's put it this way. They're there. Okay. We'll see what January and February will bring. Golf clubs made it. Dog made it. God, that's exactly right. Maggie made it. That's the dog. And they are safe and sound deposited in Florida. Fantastic.

[00:11:35] And then somebody... This got sent to me. I can't believe these things are even made. This is from Deb, a termite in Moscow, Idaho. It's Sasquatch barbecue like seasoning. Yeah, it's called fire. Sasquatch barbecue. Yeah, I can't wait.

[00:11:55] Oh yeah. And then there's a little picture of him barbecuing on the other... On the back. How adorable is that? Yeah. Speaking of Idaho, I know I'm jumping the gun here, but I don't have any articles about it.

[00:12:08] I already know it. This is what blows my mind though. So they caught the guy. So we think it's the guy in Pennsylvania. The Poconos, my first thought was, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:12:21] The Poconos with the champagne glass that goes up two stories and then it's a bathtub in those kind of resorts, which I've stayed in and actually took a bath in one of those baths. Yeah, I did. Lou and I did the gig.

[00:12:32] And then I called him in to my room to see if he could find me. It was a bubble bath. And I'm like, hello? And I'm on the second floor. He goes, get out of there.

[00:12:42] You don't know what kind of diseases are in there. Get out of that bath. And I'm like, Louis, this is called living large in the Poconos. So anyway, when they said the Poconos, but then they're like, well, it's closer to scratch.

[00:12:53] And I'm like, okay, well, that's not what I think. But I'm not a Pennsylvania person. But as a tourist, I just think you're up in the mountains at like a little family resort or something.

[00:13:04] But anyway, turns out his dad flew to Idaho to drive him back with him. I think that's weird when you're 28. But I've been running loose since I was like 12.

[00:13:19] So I don't know, maybe I'm prejudging. Maybe there's 28 year olds that I think it's weird that and then twice they got stopped in Indiana. Twice they got pulled over for speeding and tailgating. Now hello, Indiana. I'm a tourist. And I'm like, well, I'm not a tourist.

[00:13:37] I'm like, I'm not a tourist. I got pulled over for speeding and tailgating. Now hello, Indiana Popo. Here's my question to you. The whole country knows there's a white was it? What's it? No, no, it wasn't an essence. It was in a Hyundai Elantra White Tomato Tomato.

[00:13:59] No, it matters. And he's got the guys got out of state plates. They're either Pennsylvania or Washington, but they're not Indiana. Fail there. That's a fail on. Yeah. And I did see a funny thing. Some guy put on TikTok or somewhere. Maybe he put it on Twitter.

[00:14:20] I don't know to all the people on TikTok that solve the things think they solve the Idaho murder. You can go back to just making sandwiches now. But I say the children on TikTok and stuff helped a lot.

[00:14:37] The girl at the gas station found the video of the car and God knows what else they've been told by the children. I say you take their help. Don't don't don't resist it just because it's not foolproof.

[00:14:48] You don't know maybe they have maybe they have thoughts that actually matter. Um, but boy he sounds, uh, he sounds super mean. Yeah. In jail, he's yelling real mean things at the guards and I'll cut you up.

[00:15:02] And he, well, I'd like to know they said I and our brother. Does he have siblings? I don't understand why none of that's come out yet. Who is this guy? Like let's go. Let's do a where are the children on that one?

[00:15:18] You should be able to find somebody at his yearbook picture. Yeah, everybody's been kind of off. Yeah. Any home. That was the Idaho update, update, update, but I didn't really have any more info on that except he's on his way back to Idaho. Yeah.

[00:15:40] Google if I don't has a death penalty. I think they do. I know you would paddles. You would kill everybody paddles. Yes. Do they reinstated July 7th in 1973. In 1973, they reinstated it. What kind of choices death by what? What are my choices in Idaho? Electrocution firing squad.

[00:16:03] It might be a firing squad state, which is what I would choose eight or on death row. Lethal injection is the only method lethal injection. The only one that's see I would hate that because I can't get out of there. I can't ever find a vein.

[00:16:23] I'd rather you just shoot me in the back of the head when I don't know it. Is that an option? Shooting shot in the back. All right.

[00:16:32] Well, you know what I thought we'd start with now this isn't very uplifting Christmas death penalty and predictions from two of the world's biggest downers. No Stradamus and Baba Vanga. No Stradamus. Here's what that old crab ass thinks is going to happen in 2023. Well, he did predict 9-11.

[00:16:51] You got to give him that or no, she did. She didn't. Oh, he predicted the death of the queen right? His death was the death of the queen. He predicted the death of the queen. He predicted the death of the queen. He predicted the death of the queen.

[00:17:07] He predicted the death of the queen. Oh, he predicted the death of the queen right? His book, Le prophesies was published in 1555. You have a copy of that I saw it. Yeah, I've read it. It's hard though.

[00:17:22] It's like in French and then they put they put like summations on the side of it. His little quad trains and then I don't know it's hard. It's vague. I'm just like not. No, it's how I feel about the Bible too vague. Okay.

[00:17:38] If I had to review the Bible, if I got to the heaven and they asked me for a review of the Bible, I'd say too vague. Yeah, it caused too many problems because it's not literal enough. It's just too vague.

[00:17:52] No, no, Sir Thomas is believed by some to have predicted 9-11, the devastation closed by and the rise of global warming and the rise of Adolf Hitler. And even the advance in technology described as the prophet of doom. You know, how come these people never see anything fun?

[00:18:14] Why not when there was no fun? Was it no fun 1555? I bet you there was. Well, there had to be fun. There had to be some kind of fun. They probably had eggnog back then they had beer. They had wine.

[00:18:34] Somebody was having kids or somebody was having sex. There had to be some kind of fun. Somebody was having kids. That person. Here's what he predicted. He sees a great war for the year 2023. See, too vague. We're already having one. Ukraine and Russia.

[00:18:57] But does that count it is great? Or do you want more people involved? Maybe it's the civil war that's happening here. Paddles, there's no civil war here. Just sit down and simmer down. There's not a war on Christmas.

[00:19:11] If there is a war on Christmas, Christmas is kicking in. It's enemies. Whoever that is. Speaking of that, all my things fell down. Tornado thing. I got to go pick up all these sparkly animals. I love sparkly. Russia is growing increasingly desperate. We know this with Vadim.

[00:19:32] They're saying could the 75 year old dictator snap and go nuclear on its former Soviet satellite state or could he declare war on NATO? So they're saying maybe if he's right on that. I don't. I just a great war is too vague.

[00:19:47] Then he says the light on Mars will go out. It's another cryptic message in the same quatrain that predicts a great war. Could this be a warning for Elon Musk, whose space company is planning to send people to Mars by the year 2026? Guess what?

[00:20:03] Nobody's going to Mars by 2026. And if you told me that you said someone I'd say you lied. You just sent him on a safari for a while or something. Economic disaster. Well, you know, who, what, when, where, why global? Is it going to be everybody like this?

[00:20:23] I'm saying it's just too. He sometimes had things that were pretty dead on. But think of it. He's been predicting things since this book is 1555 for every year. And there's only like four things that we go. Okay, he was dead on with that, which is amazing.

[00:20:41] You were on with anything when considering you live in 1555 and you knew about Hitler. But climate change. How happy is this guy for 40 years of rainbow will not be seen for 40 years. It will be seen every day.

[00:20:55] The dry oath will grow more parched and there will be great floods when it is seen. Speaking of parched to French head have an emergency meeting because all there's no snow in the Alps. Yeah, it's very hard. It's bad.

[00:21:07] I saw pictures of it because Europe is still having this crazy drought. Bad. Well, it's 70 degrees in St. Louis and it was minus two last Saturday. It's flooding in Northern California. My sister has a friend who was sending pictures of a regular subdivision the streets.

[00:21:25] I mean, you could run an outboard motor no problem down the streets. Europe has seen its worst drought in 500 years in 2022. The Horn of Africa is currently experiencing the longest and most severe drought on record threatening millions of people with starvation.

[00:21:41] And then he said revolt and civil unrest. Well, I feel like that happens all the time. Here's what Baba Vanga's got to say. And she's a little more specific. Yeah.

[00:21:53] If you don't know her, she was a Russian and she got caught up like in a storm and a tornado and thrown a bazillion miles as a child and then was blinded. But then had this power. So the legend goes, decide on your own people.

[00:22:09] She is a seer even though she's blind. She sees this is fun, a nuclear explosion. A power plant could see a huge explosion, which could lead to a toxic toxic clouds forming over Asia. It's not us.

[00:22:24] Baba Vanga predicted that other countries could be affected by the explosion due to a spread of serious diseases in the as the toxic clouds fill the air.

[00:22:34] While this is a major concern, national leaders are focused on national leaders are focused on a potential nuclear disaster in Ukraine as Russia continues to threaten the nuclear disaster. And Ukraine as Russia continues to threaten its they have a power plant. I can't possibly pronounce it next.

[00:22:51] She says bio weapons. Well, we already kind of have that. So, you know, I think Russia's using them right now. I don't even think that's anything. Oh, her next one solar tsunami.

[00:23:06] The blind mystic presented a solar tsunami could take place in 2023 where the Earth's magnetic shield will be fatally destroyed. So fun. That will cause blackout and communication failures. Her last one is an alien attack. Wow. Wow.

[00:23:24] She saw a world covered in darkness following an alien invasion during one of her visions. She added in another prediction that the Earth's orbit could change. If this were to happen, the climate on Earth would change massively.

[00:23:35] For example, if the Earth moved closer to Sun, it would suffer increased radiation. I would need way more sunblock and skyrocketing temperatures. If it moves away, we could go into another ice age with increased hours of darkness. She also thinks we're going to have lab grown human babies.

[00:23:53] Oh my God. We probably already do. So, okay, happy new year. That's the end of the park. Wouldn't have been terrified just to edit it that way. I don't know. This year I say they're both a strikeout. Really? Well, it's vague. It's already happening.

[00:24:13] I mean, half the shit is already happening. What do you define as a bio weapon when you're in 1555 and she was way more current like the 80s. Update! Update! And I'm doing this one in the spirit of the holidays because I tried one. So, the metaverse.

[00:24:32] No, the VR headset. The sales shrink. In 2022. Now, here's what's weird. My nephew Kevin has one. But it's not this brand. But the first thing I'm going to read you this because I tried it and I was like, did you really spend $1,500 on a 10 year? What is it?

[00:24:54] No, it's not the real one. It's a knockoff. Sales of VCR headsets this year declined 2% from a year earlier to 1.1 billion. But that's just all of them. Zuckerbergs. Hold on. So they have the Quest device.

[00:25:16] The one released in 2020 is by far the leader in the VR market, but they raised the price. It cost $1,100. I mean, are you going to get that for a kid? No. No. Pushing it even further out of the reach for many VR enthusiasts.

[00:25:38] Met a decider over the summer to raise the price of Quest 2 by another $100. He doesn't get it, man. Now, Sony has a VR headset that will cost $550 when it debuts in February. So the point of all this, he's, so I put on my nephews.

[00:25:58] He was all excited to show me a roller coaster. But at first I said to my brother, I'm like, did you spend all this? He's like, no, it's a knockoff. It was $300 and Kevin used all of his own little cards, gift cards. He saved them all up.

[00:26:13] Yeah, he wanted it. $300 though. So if you can get the knockoff now, I don't know what the real one looks like, but this $300 one was so real on the roller coaster when it went way down the hill like my stomach dropped. Really?

[00:26:27] Now I don't know why you'd want to do that to yourself every day, but I'm not a 10 year old. I would be like, yeah, I don't need to see any of that shit in there. Nothing in that thing. Nothing.

[00:26:38] I'll just go take a walk outside by real trees. But if you're a kid, I'm sure it's super fun. But what is Zuckerberg thinking if you can go get the knockoff one for $300 or the Sony one for $550? The real nerds want the real thing? Yeah.

[00:26:58] I don't know. I mean, you're on a roller coaster, you're on a roller coaster. Well, we have to do that. The graphics are really good on this. Ask the nerd terminer. Well, nerd terminer, it's what say you. Do you want the real one?

[00:27:13] I thought the one I had on for $300 was just fine. It was so real I had to get off the roller coaster. I had to make it stop.

[00:27:19] I mean, I hadn't even been drinking where I was going to be like, let's say you'd have way too many drinks. You're like, this is going to make me vomit. Update! I love this.

[00:27:30] The leader of the Michigan group, because I told the kids this guy was going to steal the governor and they were like, And then what do what with her? I'm like, exactly. So the leader of that little crew of morons, he got 16 years in a federal prison.

[00:27:51] It's a traitor update. Oh God. This is the. He didn't look like the worst person. No, physically he looks like the dopiest. Yeah, he doesn't look like. He didn't look like the leader.

[00:28:06] No, that's just us having a whole predetermined idea of what we think out of this group who physically looks. Yeah. Yeah, 16 years. Wow. The prosecutor had asked the judge to sentence his last name is Fox this guy, to life in prison the maximum.

[00:28:29] One could fairly say none of this would have happened if Mr. Fox had not been involved. Well, I agree with that. They said, I don't think he should have to go to prison for life because none of it actually happened. I would say no.

[00:28:46] 16 years is a good amount. You know, on half of that shit like where they go, oh, it's 16 and you're out in the seventh. No, no early early release. It's got to be 16 years. No early release would be my thing. He he's not very sorry at all. He's sorry.

[00:29:08] Then there was other two guys got a minimum of 12 years. So there's your traitor update. 16 years. Because you wanted to capture a governor because you're mad about COVID loss. I mean, what was it worth it?

[00:29:20] I'd love to go interview these guys later and go, was it worth it at the end of the day? No, no, it's they don't even know what they have no idea what prison is going to be like.

[00:29:31] And they're not going to a fancy federal prison like a Martha Stewart gets to go to or just Lane Maxwell gets to go to are these people we're going to get to that little FX guy too. Here's an update. No, it's it's a it's a old update.

[00:29:49] Not the Nazi secretary of evil 97 years old. She was sentenced for her role her role in more than 10,000 deaths. Now we talked about this because she tried to run away at like age 95. She's she and when and she wasn't a former Nazi concentration camp typist.

[00:30:16] Notice the secretary of evil has been convicted by a German court for her role in more than 10,000 murders during the Holocaust. Erm guard. I R M G A R D erm guard erm guard. Erm guard. Furchner. Erm guard. 97 97 years old.

[00:30:37] She was found guilty on Tuesday of complicity in the deaths of 10,500 people at Stutthof the internment camp near some dance Poland. She served as a typist and a stenographer.

[00:30:49] She was tried as a juvenile because she was under 21 when she was sent when she worked at the camp and was sentenced to a two year suspended prison term. But here's the thing, it's not about sending her to prison because people go, what are you doing tonight?

[00:31:02] It's about saying we're never going to stop haunting you. And people should think that and know that and then they can't relax and they can't go lead a happy life. Give her the death penalty is it worth. They're gonna let her go back to the nursing home.

[00:31:18] You go over their paddles and chase her down and I do that if you want. A strong talking. I don't think she's listening, but she did finally acknowledge that she knew it all. And a lot of the survivors are waiting for that.

[00:31:34] They want to hear you say, I did it. She said, I'm sorry for everything that happened. I regret that I was at Stutthof at the time. It was one of the first camps built open in 1939. Most of the inmates were non-Jewish Poles and therefore,

[00:31:50] and there were 7,000 Jewish prisoners from Warsaw and something else. They're not Jewish Poles? Yeah. Well, they captured them. They invaded Poland and they captured them. I understand it has to be weird that there's non-Jews in there. Yeah, a lot.

[00:32:09] But she worked as the commander secretary and then she knew exactly what happened. Rita Silberk, 93 year old witness told the court. Well, there's a picture of her too, smiling and laughing. And you're like, how could you be in that environment and still be walking around? Happy. Yeah.

[00:32:28] She was indirectly guilty. One of the survivors said she is guilty even if she just sat in the office and put the stamp on my father's death certificate. Thing is, I don't know if you're this woman. Could you have left? I guess.

[00:32:47] Probably not be smiling and having your picture taken everywhere. Yeah. Maybe not be as into it. Come on. Manfred Goldberg, a survivor, he said to suspicions, it seemed like a feeble punishment.

[00:33:02] No one in their right mind would send a 97 year old to prison, but the sentence should reflect the severity of the crimes. If a shoplifter is sentenced to two years, how can it be that someone convicted for complicity and 10,000 murders given the same sentence?

[00:33:15] Well, I agree with that. Yeah, maybe we should have given her a bigger sentence as sort of an example. Right? Don't send her to prison, she's too old but... Give the same sentence that she helped do. Give the same sentence, right. Update! Gloss over it.

[00:33:34] You know I'm right. Crime does pay. FTX fraudster. Stop using that word. Sam Brinkman-Fried relaxes at the JFK lounge. So he left? Yeah. He's American Airlines, business class. Now he says he's broke. He says he's got no money. He will not say who put up the bond money.

[00:33:58] He's asking the judge to not- there's two co-signers. I want to know who they are. What if one's Tom Brady? Oh my God. No, you won't do that. He's still leading the life of luxury. They sent him back to his parents' home.

[00:34:15] His parents have a four million dollar home. It's bullshit. There are people sitting in prison jails for too much pot in their car. And this guy stole billions from people and he's sitting in the American Airlines lounge. It's a good thing I fly Delta.

[00:34:34] If I would have walked into this lounge and saw this little brat sitting there. Oh my God. Yeah. My God. And I didn't even invest in this one. Mine's in Coinbase. So if you hear Coinbase goes bankrupt. That means I just lost my gambling money.

[00:34:52] It's like my Draft King's money. You hate to see it go, but yeah. It's not gonna- I wouldn't be crazy enough to give these people real money. I thought we all do this was a game. I really did. But I guess a lot of people-

[00:35:07] A lot of people. No. He's relaxing in the American Airlines flagship lounge and later without shoes in a business class seat on an American Airlines flight. Wow. He was there with his parents, the FBI and lawyers. I don't care you don't get to go on the lounge.

[00:35:30] No. Go to the gate and sit in the uncomfortable chairs that everybody else has to. You're gonna be gone out of here. They should have made him fly. I don't wanna be in your spirit. Yeah.

[00:35:42] Or I'll come get you in my Mercury Mariner and I'm gonna drive you cross country in my brown Mercury Mariner. Somebody in the lounge asked if they could get a picture with him and he said maybe not today. I would have said okay then when would be good?

[00:35:58] How about tomorrow? No? Okay hold on let me get my work calendar out. How about Friday at 4? Who would want a picture with him? This is what's wrong with America though. People still want to get their picture with OJ Simpson.

[00:36:13] You know it doesn't matter what you do there's still people that put fame or celebrity or whatever you want to call this guy. I don't even know. He claims to only have $100,000. Really? Well who bought the business class ticket minimum $2,500. You're going to cross country.

[00:36:36] I don't believe any of it. He was released on $250,000 bond according to the deal struck. Who paid it? Who put the money up? I know there's parents put up some collateral of their home but they ain't enough. So there's two other people.

[00:36:54] He was arrested last month a judge agreed to grant him bail. The largest pre-trial amount in history and 25 times the 10 million posted by Bernie Madoff. I don't care when they're giving him bail. He could still leave it to drop off a hat. He knows enough people.

[00:37:10] All these kids disappear when shit hits the fan. The Canadian one gone. Yeah there's another one that's been was gone last month. Well we'll see he pleaded not guilty. They said he used it. He took all the money and spent it. That's what he did.

[00:37:33] He argued the girlfriend's ratting him out too. She had entered a plea with a plea deal of prosecutors to void charges of her own. She was facing 110 years in prison on seven tax violations and various counts of fraud. That's what they can get them on.

[00:37:47] Tax violations for sure. Because if you took all the money and spent it and you never declared it because you'd have to declare where you got it. And then what are you going to say? I stole it. You don't even know how to be a good mobster.

[00:38:00] I stole it from Tom Brady. They're just a picture. Oh Tom. Tom by the way. Prove it to be all that and everything. I put him back in my lineup he got me 27 points. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Tom's on a roll. Tom's there and I hate to say it.

[00:38:23] I love Green Bay of the City and I love the idea of the Packers being city owned but he's just been a little damn shit all year. Anyway, holy shit. They found it. Archeologists stumble upon what they believe to be the nails used in the

[00:38:42] crucifixion of Jesus Christ. No. The X. Well I'm going to tell you paddles. One of the most significant historical events at least from a religious standpoint is the crucifixion of Jesus. Most Christian organizations maintain that Jesus was crucified precisely as the Bible says

[00:38:59] for Christians who believe that God's sacrifice is born and only son is sacrificed to a tome for human kind sins. The crucifixion is crucial. Wait, hold on. Okay. In Israel an underground tomb was found in 1990 by archeologists close to Jerusalem.

[00:39:19] The bones of Jews who had resided in Jerusalem's holy cities restored in a number of asuaries, asuaries, asuaries. I could never say that right. Which are limestone urns. I learned that on the history channel. I didn't know what that was.

[00:39:37] The cave received its name because Kephysis was engraved on one of the asuaries. It was very remarkable to discover the peculiar crucifixion nails in this prehistoric cave associated with the execution of Jesus Christ. Yeah. Syaphus was the high priest in Jerusalem.

[00:40:01] According to the Gospels, he had a significant involvement in sending Jesus to his death. The Bible claims he intended to murder the Christian Messiah because he saw him as a threat to the Jewish religious establishment. He was a mighty man who spent 18 years as the double-tie priest.

[00:40:14] Most academics now agree that he, the high priest, was buried in a tomb below ground. That cave has various physical and chemical features. In essence, the cave developed certain localized chemical and physical features over thousands of years. The scientists carried out a various test.

[00:40:29] I still don't get where the nail thing is, and I read this article. Another exciting aspect is that the analysis of the nails they found shows bone particles at the end of the nail, proving they have in fact been used for crucifixion. That's kind of a stretch though.

[00:40:48] Well, there were two other guys crucified that day. I was always told because our parish was St. Dismas, that St. Dismas was one of the guys on the side of him, St. Dismas the Thief. I never bothered to Google it. I just took their word for it.

[00:41:03] I don't know, but I mean... So they're definitely... To the left was Dismas. Dismas? Okay. Who was on the right? No. Dismas was on the right. Gestas was on the left. Gestas? Never heard of them. Have you ever heard of St.... Well, the patron saint of cats, Geoffrey?

[00:41:26] Yeah. Perr, that's his thing. You gotta Google it. Proving if these nails were used in the crucifixion itself is pretty difficult. However, most experts agree these nails are the ones used in the crucifixion, mentioning that they are the most significant nails,

[00:41:41] and then if someone were to keep them hidden, they would be the ones of Jesus. When the nails were inspected under an electron microscope, little fragments of bone that had unluckly been petrified as well as slivers of cedar wood are found in the nails.

[00:41:56] These discoveries raise the possibility that the nails are from a crucifixion. So they're in the place where all this stuff, where Jesus' stuff is. It's unknown how they got there. I'm gonna need a little bit more net. Guys, get to work over there.

[00:42:12] Can you get DNA from d-d-dismiss or guest us? Have any relatives and then eliminate those two? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Now, this one I'm not really don't understand a lot, but for... This is for the nerds. Okay. This is for the nerd termites, because they might care.

[00:42:30] I think it's cool. I just... It's too hard for me. Okay. World's oldest complete star map lost for millennia has been found in the world. Lost for millennia has been found inside medieval manuscript. It's a fragment of the world's oldest complete star map.

[00:42:49] The map segment, which was found beneath the text on a sheet of medieval parchment is thought to be a copy of the long lost star catalog of the second century BC Greek astronomer Hipparchus... No. Hipparchus. Hipparchus. Who made the earliest known attempt to chart the entire sky?

[00:43:13] Well, weren't you bold? Hey, you know what? I got nothing going on tonight. I'm gonna draw the entire sky and be right. The fragment was concealed beneath nine leaves or folios of religious codex something... Yeah, I don't even know. But they found it.

[00:43:32] I wonder if he the father of modern medicine is that why we have hippolaws? Yes. What? No. He was referred to as the father of scientific astronomy, Hipparchus. He was a... so he's the big guy. So they found part of his map. That's pretty flipping cool.

[00:43:52] Especially if you're into astronomy. Stars. Yeah. And they never taught any of us. I feel like in a Catholic school we didn't get enough of that. We didn't really get any of that. Now moving on to news. This is gonna really... this is a big deal.

[00:44:09] I was talking about with my cousins on New Year's Eve. We were laughing so hard because they all have kids in their 20s. And everybody's getting shut off, shut down. Everybody's getting cut off, shut down. Netflix ends password sharing.

[00:44:21] Axe will fall at the start of 2023 and hit 100 million viewers who borrow passwords from their family and friends. Now before I even read this article... That's gonna happen on a Friday night. Yeah, it's gonna happen on a Friday like at 9.

[00:44:34] Before I even read it, I'm just gonna say that all of us agreed without even having a meeting that most people, if you cut them off, they'll go, alright. And they're not gonna... You, by kicking them off, you're not... that's not gonna force them.

[00:44:56] It's not gonna force their hand, they're gonna walk away. It's, do you want to marry me? No. I just like dating kind of when you paid for stuff. Remember that? You bought dinner. I liked that. They're not gonna commit. You'll see here's what they think. They're cracking down.

[00:45:14] Insiders say the time has finally come. Netflix battles against disappointing subscriber numbers since its rapid growth during the COVID pandemic. Password sharing has cost the company many subscribers. A source familiar with the Wall Street Journal said,

[00:45:30] CEO co-CEO Reid Hastings told senior executives at the company's gathering that password sharing had gone on too long and the pandemic only masked how bad it truly was. Here's the thing. Don't kick them off. Keep them. It's viewers. Figure out how to advertise to them.

[00:45:53] Right, you're just gonna let 100 million people walk away. I'll tell you at least 75 will walk away. Maybe 25 million will go, okay, I'll pay it. But... Now the 100 million people who borrow passwords face missing out on their favorite shows. But like my cousins were saying,

[00:46:12] hadn't made anything that great on Netflix lately. George and Tammy. I love it. Yellowstone. Yellowstone. Yellowjackets is on Netflix, right? No. I'm so far behind on Yellowjackets. I can't believe I didn't know about it. I love Juliette Lewis. I will talk about it. But I'm just saying,

[00:46:38] you know, what hit shows everybody's talking about Yellowstone. That is not on Netflix, correct? It's on Paramount Plus. Yeah. They don't have the hits. Yellowjackets is Paramount Plus. God. Alright. So he thinks that... Showtime got married to Paramount Plus.

[00:46:59] I know and then they say, yeah, we went through it. 100 million people who borrow passwords will now face missing out on their favorite shows. Although sources told the Wall Street Journal's Netflix is likely to introduce the ban with caution because it fears a backlash. Yes!

[00:47:14] The exact policy and how it will be enforced remains unclear. But the company is expected to use IP addresses to track password sharing and shut it down. Do you have that technology? How much did you pay for that? Another waste of money?

[00:47:29] Unless consumers would like to pay an additional fee to share the password. Nope, nope, especially people like my cousins who are kids are now just getting out of the house. They can't wait to kick them off shit. They're excited to kick them off shit.

[00:47:44] They're like, oh guess what? That's over too. Yeah, I think they would have felt bad when they were like 17 or 18. But 22, 23, bye bye, chica pie. I don't even think 20-somethings care about. I think they watch YouTube.

[00:48:01] It's a drastic turn around from the country which tweeted in 2017 that love is sharing a password. Remember when they did that? You did that. You caused this. Exactly. And the executives are well aware that consumers will not take it lightly.

[00:48:18] Make no mistake, I don't think customers are going to love it right out of the gate said CEO Ted Sarandos. This is co-CEO. Both of these people, you gave Harry and Meghan $100 million, you should be fired.

[00:48:30] Because that stayed in the top 10 for like an hour and a half and then people went blub blub blub blub blub blub blub. Sad clowns. Laugh for the world, laugh with you. Crying you cry alone, Harry. Harry, send in the clowns maybe next year.

[00:48:50] He also reported it was up to the company to make users see the value in the service. Yes! Netflix added an ad-based version with a reduced catalog for $6.99 a month. No no no no no no no. If you want to get the kids, no.

[00:49:07] And another move to boost weaning subscribers. That was what they did for that, they did that one. It's rival Hulu has an ad-based service for $7.99 a month. The company also offered pay per view content. Why don't we just roll this back to a Tyson fight?

[00:49:27] If we're going to do pay per view, I mean the UFC does it. I don't follow all that but pay per view what? Aside from a live sporting event? What would I pay for pay per view? That's the only shit that matters because it's live. Right.

[00:49:47] Unless they're going to do some Broadway live, I don't know. I can't think of anything. It's reportedly, Netflix has 223 million subscribers globally. It will be the first to crack down on password sharing but media executives don't believe they'll be the last to do that.

[00:50:06] Netflix market cap is around 130 billion but as an analyst at Koenig said, the estimated company could generate an additional 720 million. No, no, no in the US and Canada only if people do it they're not going to do it.

[00:50:20] This is where the algorithms and the nerds take over forget about people. They don't know how normal people act because they're just looking at numbers. I mean they may know how they act outside of their job but their job is saying tell me what the numbers say.

[00:50:34] Oh, we'll do this. The computer said? Well, we'll see. Netflix has not officially announced it's planned to cut back on password sharing nor set a price for customers to add so they haven't even... There's not an official date. They just say the beginning now. Beginning of 2023.

[00:50:55] They don't have any idea. What if let's say, let's say for instance, Jack and Vicki my parents were sharing mine. Let's say that. If I told them, hey, the password sharing is over. The thing won't work. They'd go, okay, bye. Can we get a raw Amazon? Moving.

[00:51:21] Oh, this is fucked up. Did you guys watch the serpent? See what the serpent was on. I forgot. That might have been on Netflix. I forget. It's been a long, I watched it during COVID. Netflix?

[00:51:45] Well, hey, I'm not against sending you there if there's something good to watch. Before you lose your free password. Go to Netflix and watch the serpent because I'd never heard about this guy. Louis knew because Louis is older than me. He knows more things than me.

[00:52:03] There's a French serial killer, Charles the serpent. So Raj released from Nepali jail. They've released this guy. He's like Ted Bundy on crack. The infamous French serial killer who inspired the award-winning TV series, The Serpent, walk free from a Nepali prison Friday. He's been released from jail.

[00:52:27] He's handed over. He was handed over to the immigration department. The officials at the immigration department informed us he would be deported to France as early as today. He arrived in Paris last Saturday. Watch out, Frenchies. If you're in Bon Peri, he's thirsty.

[00:52:43] He's 78 and he don't look bad for 78. He's sitting on an airplane. There's a picture of him next to like these three Asian women that are staring at him terrified. Now I don't think he's going to like kill or eat you on the plane,

[00:52:57] but I'd rather not sit next to him. Bullshit. Yeah, he's been serving a life sentence in Nepal for killing two tourists in 1975, but many of his alleged murders remain unsolved.

[00:53:10] He was freed after Nepal's top court on Wednesday released him on the grounds of his age and his health. He's suffering from heart disease and needs open heart surgery. Too bad, too sad. He was born in French and Minters of Saigon, Vietnam.

[00:53:24] He was first jailed in Paris in 1963 for burglary, but went on to be accused of committing crimes in these countries. France, Greece, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Nepal, India, Thailand and Malaysia.

[00:53:38] He also escaped from prison in several countries in his propensity for evading the authorities has earned him the nickname The Serpent. He eventually admitted to at least 12 killings between 1972 and 1976 and he hinted at others to interviewers before retracting his confession to head of a further court case.

[00:53:57] Courty-Doux biographers. His true victim amount of victims is unknown. He got convicted for the Canadian girl, Lauren. Yeah, he had a 20 year sentence for that. All these kids, 20 somethings were, they were on that hippie trail.

[00:54:15] They called it through Southeast Asia back in the day, like lose people did all that. Yeah, all across Asia and he murdered backpackers and I mean, no, you don't get to get out now. No, this is where I become like too, I become super strict on that shit.

[00:54:37] Well, a lot of people go, well he's 78, he needs a new heart. I'd say nay nay. Here's some good news. An Arctic snowy owl was spotted in Southern California neighborhood for the first time in more than 100 years and no one knows how it traveled 2000 miles. Wow, they're beautiful.

[00:54:54] I know there's a picture of one, a video. I'm sure it's on YouTube. If you Google, if you put into YouTube Montreal traffic cam snowy owl. He flies. Was it Toronto? I thought it was Montreal. It was the top of Canada.

[00:55:15] A white feathered snowy owl native to the Arctic was seen perched on home in Southern California for some of our years. Birdwatchers from across the state drove hours to get a glimpse at it. There's only 30,000 left in the world. Montreal. Put it in the schnotes.

[00:55:30] The bird has been seen several times throughout the week in Cyprus, hopping from one rooftop to the next. How he traveled 2000 miles, oh no, she remains a mystery but some speculated hitched a ride on a ship or may have escaped from a cave. Captivity.

[00:55:45] Well, if it was in captivity doesn't somebody know their owls missing? Ready. Where's your bird? I had one here for a while. My friend Brian brought it over because it was over there eating his brother's chicken. What did you just say? A snowy owl? No, a regular owl.

[00:56:02] Yeah. They're cool though. Well they're super cool and I don't know, I have enough, I said I don't think I have enough woods and they're like look, it's eating Andrews chickens. I think they may have had some beers and they wanted to relocate it.

[00:56:17] But Andrew, my friend Andrew is I think part animal. Like he just catches things with his bare hands and he caught it and they put it in the car, truck. And they released it. Yeah, I saw it once and I never saw it again.

[00:56:33] Well the birds sometimes fly south of Canada. They usually land along sandy beaches and rarely reach Southern California. They're the largest North American owl that spends most of their time in the Arctic in winters in Canada and Alaska.

[00:56:46] In some years they have remained on their own breeding ground while others migrate blah, blah, blah. I think it came on a ship. People are trying to figure out. People are trying to figure out. They think it hitched a ride on a ship.

[00:57:04] They hear stories where we see birds landing on ships and just staying on the ships for hundreds of miles. Yeah, I can picture that. And sometimes they stay on the ship until it arrives in port. So could then owl do it?

[00:57:17] Doesn't seem quite as likely but I don't think we could rule it out. Another snowy owl mentioned Washington DC in January. Maybe he wanted to be part of the riot. Maybe he was a traitor. He toured the iconic buildings of the nation's capital.

[00:57:31] Yeah, that's our feel good story. I'm gonna do one more story. And then I'm just tired because I'm a little, oh my God, I have to do this one. This is so, all right, I got two more. Oh yeah. Not really tired, just a little horse.

[00:57:49] So I'll give myself a break and turn my, we'll ease back into the new year. I don't want anybody working too hard out of the gate. People that start earlier ruining it for us that don't want to work. You are, you're killing it.

[00:58:03] So there's only one white giraffe left in the whole world. It's really not an albino but that's what normal people would call it. It has a dig, I'll read it to you. He was first, he, she, I don't know, spotted in Tanzania in 2016.

[00:58:18] A few months later, wildlife rangers spotted white giraffes in Kenya. There was in 2017, there were three in Kenya at the time. When the first white giraffes were first discovered, wildlife enthusiasts were surprised and awe in of the rare pigmentation. The discovery brought global attention.

[00:58:37] It was not due to albinism as it was commonly thought. Instead they had a different genetic condition called leucism. I have it on my leg. Leucism? Yeah. I don't know if that's what they call it in people. Oh, like a spot?

[00:58:55] I have a big old white spot that's whiter than my already super white skin. It has no pigmentation. It's smooth. It will never sunburn and it just stays like as white as white out. It's fucking weird. Maybe you're an alien. No, it's the opposite of a brown birthmark.

[00:59:14] It's, yeah. In the condition of leucism, the animals display a partial loss of pigmentation. This results in white pale or patchy coloring of the skin. However, the giraffe may still have darker pigment in their soft tissues and their eyes retain a normal color.

[00:59:29] So he doesn't have like the pink eyes of albinism. Wow. One of the three was killed by poachers in 2020 asshole. The giraffes were killed a mother and her seven month old calf. How can you do that? So then they were wondering where's the other ones?

[00:59:53] We got two left now. And then there was only one left and that remaining loan was fitted with a tracker. And they were concerned because they haven't heard from this single white male giraffe.

[01:00:03] And they were afraid he would get to poachers, but they just connected with them and he's fine. That's a feel good story. I should have saved that for laugh, but this is a good laughing feel good story.

[01:00:17] So Kansas City, the chiefs, this doesn't matter if you don't know anything about football. This is a story that centered just around a person within it. They have a super fan. Okay. And his Twitter handle was like, oh, I'm going to be a fan of him. Super fan.

[01:00:37] Okay. And his Twitter handle was at chiefs of holic and he would dress as a wolf. Oh, I've seen that guy. Right. But I don't know why they're not the kids. It's not. No, but I mean, why choose a wolf?

[01:00:54] Like Missouri is not known by the way, Kansas City chiefs playing Kansas City, Missouri, not Kansas City, Kansas. Very important for us. Very important for us. To make that clear. So I'm just saying, I don't know.

[01:01:11] There's a lot of outfits you could choose to go to the game in and a lot of people, maybe it's what he has available. It must have been free because it just may it's not like they're the timber walls and miss our timber worlds or

[01:01:25] a lot of the outfits you see. Don't make sense. Yeah, I know. Just a wolf like be a Missouri brown bear. Well, this guy, this is one of the greatest sports stories ever and I can't wait for 30 for 30 to do this one if they choose to

[01:01:43] a Kansas chief super bet superfan robbed a bank dressed in the Kansas City wolf costume he wears to games. We all probably can figure that out. Here's the thing. He's on TV every week. You're not even a Kansas City person.

[01:02:02] I've seen him a million times because I watch every chiefs game. Anonymity is a core skill for anyone planning a bank robbery, but a Kansas City chief super fan over the week, superfan over the weekend forgot his most basic rule.

[01:02:16] At Chiefs of Hulick as he's known by his Twitter moniker is a staple at Arrowhead Stadium and chief and at chiefs road games always wearing his signature Kansas City wolf costume. This weekend he used the same costume to rob a bank.

[01:02:34] A lot going on in the world, but everyone needs to take a moment to look up the chiefs of Hulick fan who funded his trips to the games by robbing banks in the same Maskey Warder games. This guy said I've never been prouder to root for the chiefs.

[01:02:49] The entire incident unfolded so he robbed a bank on the way to the city of the road game. Oh my God. That would be spending money.

[01:03:00] Yeah, the entire incident unfolded on Monday among chiefs fans on Twitter after Chiefs of Hulick was absent during Kansas City's overtime win against Houston on Sunday. Fans were concerned something had happened to the superfan. He's arrested.

[01:03:17] Normally an avid Twitter, he hadn't said anything since September 16th when he retweeted emotional motivational Steve Harvey quote. Steve Harvey's here was his. Here's Steve Harvey's bit of wisdom. When they sleep on you talk them in. Oh, I don't even know what that means.

[01:03:42] Fans set about trying to find out what happened to Chief of Hulick making sure he was okay during his absent. Turns out it was for a very good reason. The Twitter account was silent because over the weekend the man was arrested.

[01:03:54] The man under the wolf mask Xavier Babudar was arrested for armed robbery of a bank on Friday morning. The bond was set at $200. An inmate information search for Tulsa County Jails confirmed the above arrest record with local news in Bixby, Oklahoma reporting the armed robbery which occurred Friday.

[01:04:21] This means everything is lining up with fan theories that Chief of Hulick was traveling from Kansas City to Houston for the away game and he decided to rob a bank along the way. Oh my God. That probably means.

[01:04:35] Perhaps it was a spur of the moment decision to get some extra spending money for the weekend but it's still not advisable to wear a mask to rob a bank that literally thousands of people recognize you in that mask.

[01:04:45] And that you routinely post photos on Twitter for your 36,000 followers to see and then there's a picture of him with a thing on that fucking guy.

[01:04:55] As of Tuesday morning the account is still silent presumably because either the arrest or now that the entire fan base is cracking jokes about him robbing a bank in the Kansas City wolf mask.

[01:05:05] Either way it'll be interesting to see what happens to the chiefs and their bank robbing superfan. Are their fates linked? Only time will tell. Wow. I should have a segment, dumbass of the week. I mean this one. Yeah that's a good one for dumbass of the week.

[01:05:27] I'm gonna miss them though. Yeah they'd always, the cameraman would always find them. Yep there's a lot of people dressed in weird shit. Alright termites. Ease into the work. You know like the first day back at work here's how I feel about that. Answer maybe one email.

[01:05:44] Yeah maybe. Leah thank God I've charged myself. Return one or two phone calls. Once they're happy people that you're like oh what'd you do with the holidays? You could just bullshit. You returned it and came over. Half sick. I'm horse. I'm not even sick.

[01:06:07] I'm horse and I don't know why. I know. Onward and upward. Alright termites. Oh my God where am I going on the road? Well this coming weekend I'm going to a casino in Charlestown West Virginia which is like an hour from DC.

[01:06:29] So you could just drive Hollywood Casino. And I'm trying to get Lou to come down. I don't know. We'll see if he wants to come down on the train. Fort Pierce. Coral Springs. Fort Myers. St. Pete. Orlando. Parks Casino. I think that one's already sold out.

[01:06:51] But they'll probably release more. Casino's always put more out there as time goes on. Vegas. That's going to be great. Where else? Scott Stale talking stick. I love that gig. Oh. And then Nashville to Reiman. That's going to be so fun too.

[01:07:09] A lot of fun gigs coming up. And some secret things too I haven't said yet. Tiny secrets. Tiny secrets. Tiny secrets but they're not totally confirmed. So I can't say them. Some extra shows that should be super fun. And that's it termites. So take it easy on yourself.

[01:07:27] Don't rush back. If we take over the lazy people. It's a start of a movement. It's a start of a movement.

[01:07:36] Just because they're all like I'm so I'm emailing you and I'm going to get a call in just don't just don't leave them hanging for a day or two and teach them that this week is a holiday week also just because you think we're working.

[01:07:49] Only only what do they call it? They go but only super essential workers should be back this week. And I'm here because it's fun.

[01:07:59] And you know I might need a free pass on a week when I can't get my shit together and I happen to have most of my shit together. So that's it. Let's hold our fort lazy people. I don't even think we're lazy. We're just not.

[01:08:17] We're not type A type B minus. And we need to take over the type B minus people. It's time to take the let those type A people and then they you had enough time in charge pushing us and pushing us. Why do you think I'm worse them?

[01:08:36] That's the last egg nog for the year. It's got in. Yeah, you can't be drinking that kind of energy. Okay. So it's it seriously.