Episode 118: Capturing the Hollywood Cat, A Starbucks Strike, & the Return of the Candy Cane Fish

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Turbights! Episode 118, the last episode before. Christmas. Yeah, I don't know why in a lot of these Hallmark movies

[00:00:32] and tell people are going, Christmas. We've already discussed that, I think. Here's my other pet peeve about the Hallmark slash Lifetime. All of these movies. They all act. One of them is supposed to be in Alaska, for instance. And they've got 15 layers of beautiful clothing on.

[00:00:49] But then when they go outside you can't see anybody's breath. Nobody thought that through. Right. It's supposed to be freezing. Oh have I not addressed my outfit yet? Oh well if you can't see me,

[00:00:59] will you turn me up a little bit? Turn my mic up just a little bit. Thank you, thank you. A little bit louder, a little bit louder. And that's perfect. So if you can't see me, if you're listening to this and wherever you get your

[00:01:11] podcast I'm wearing an entire Bucky's Santa suit. What is Bucky's? Bucky's just the world's greatest lifestyle. It's an experience. I will call it a lifestyle because if you are in the Bucky's

[00:01:26] family you will wait for the Bucky's exit, you will make it a destination. I got to see if like Love's Tracks of them, if they have an app to tell you where the next Bucky's is.

[00:01:37] Now there's a lot of northerners going in on drives and they're like why don't these exist in the northeast? I don't know why but one of the reasons I'm going to guess they're not going to

[00:01:44] go too far north is because of the land. They need a lot of land for a Bucky's. Now they have Crep North, they're in Missouri now, Springfield, well what? But look how far north they're going. Starting in Texas, they're like the armadillos.

[00:01:59] They're making their way up the highway. Tennessee I stopped at 2. Crossville that's the big new one and the great thing is it's new so not a ton of people know to pull off yet. So even though it's

[00:02:14] crowded it's not as overwhelming. They have so much sand. It's Christmas, I've never been in one in Christmas. Christmas threw up in Bucky's. It is so overwhelming. Yes I did buy you a

[00:02:24] present. I we had to stop, that was with my friend Brian, we had to stop on the way down and the way back because I forgot something. And then my mom, I thought she liked the dark chocolate

[00:02:34] Bucky nuts whatever. She likes the milk chocolate but they don't answer their phones so I had to text my sister. She said oh I'm going to pick mom up. I said if you could please ask her and then

[00:02:44] text. Now we have to do that with my parents. Is someone physically with them asked them this question and text me the goddamn answer? I'm trying to do Southern Christmasy. They have brand new phones. It's just you know what it's not a very heavy suit either. Wait till

[00:03:01] I show up but my sister won't watch this. Definitely not on YouTube. She won't even know. Wait till I'm shown up. I'm just rocking in the house like it's totally normal. I will make a video. The dog will go crazy though Buster won't know who I am.

[00:03:14] Probably eat me alive. He's getting real cranky in his old age. Yeah he's not starting fights but he ain't afraid to respond to them. Let's put it that way. The old Australian shepherd. He actually faked an injury to get my sister's attention.

[00:03:31] Australian shepherds are almost too small. She has this trainer person that comes over and does workouts with her like once a week and the lady came over and they were doing stuff out

[00:03:41] in the yard and he went up to them in the yard going like his paw was hurt and Kate's like oh my god so they took him to the vet and he walked in the vet and he was fine

[00:03:51] and the vet goes I hate to say it but I think he just did that on purpose. I said that's why you should get a beagle. They're not smart enough to pull that whole

[00:04:00] caper off like that. He interrupted your workout and made you put him in the car and take him to a doctor and then just laugh the whole way home. Can we get a pub cup? Who's who's

[00:04:10] dumb or the dog right now? My sister. Anyway there's a northerner on Twitter that was saying well here I should read it. It's funny. It's about Bucky's. Yeah we're gonna talk about Twitter too.

[00:04:25] I don't even know what's happening. He wrote wait he's a writer for the daily something. Uh the daily. No the daily beast. He's a political investigation reporter. He's from New York. Jose Pagliari.

[00:04:44] I think I said that right. This is what he tweeted me at 730. What is Bucky's and why are you dragging me in here? Me at 738. This is a mini Cabela's. It's a crime these don't exist in the

[00:04:55] northeast. That's exactly what happens you don't know till you get in there and even if there's 10,000 people do not worry that place works better than Disney World. The bathrooms you never

[00:05:06] wait. You never wait to check out. There's so many 200 gas pumps and the gas was one cent cheaper than across the street so they know how to nail that shit too. Just wonderful speaking of which

[00:05:16] I have some salt and vinegar Bucky's potato chips. Nice. Yeah I got everything in there. Everything. Ornaments. I have everything. The jerky is so good. A jerky bar. Where else in the world have you ever seen a beef jerky bar? Not just beef. Turkey, chicken, like that everything.

[00:05:35] Probably not my happy place for vegans but you know everybody's got their spots. These are delicious. Anything a Bucky's is good. They have a whole barbecue thing in the middle where they're actually making the barbecue right in front of your face.

[00:05:52] Ice cream it's not my thing but if you're into it. Cool. Yeah all right and I don't even sponsored but I am a whore. I'm available if Bucky's would like to sponsor. Where'd she get on there?

[00:06:06] Somebody call him in Texas. Termite things before we get moving. This little card how cool is this? That little card you can't see it. It stands up by itself. That's from Cindy and Todd. Knowing Hallmark that probably cost $74. I mean the price of greeting cards I'm gonna say

[00:06:24] have to start my day. You know the smartest person in the world? Jeff Foxworthy. Because what did he do? Started his own greeting card line. Oh yeah he did years ago.

[00:06:32] No they're still in stores now. You might be a redneck if and then bup bup bup bup bup bup. Which I know people say some people make fun of Jeff because they say you know

[00:06:42] all those redneck jokes but here's the greatest one he ever wrote in my opinion. This is you might be a redneck if. If you have a Dale Jr. in your family and you don't have a

[00:06:53] Dale senior. You're a redneck. There's no other Dale. Just so you can call him Jr. That's a race car joke for those of you who don't know NASCAR that'd be a Dale Earnhardt Jr.

[00:07:07] joke right there and it's funny as shit. I got a big foot etch a sketch from the Coates family and don't think I want this is gonna be something to do drunk and my brothers.

[00:07:17] Fun. Fall on the big foot. Wonderful. Fall on the big foot. Yeah you can do the bikini, heavy metal you can put him in anything. I'm totally taking that to my brother's house

[00:07:27] and I can't believe I just got ditched for my rye bread dip. They said my other sister's bringing it. I'm like I don't know if I trust that. Bring it yourself. Well you can't

[00:07:37] the rye bread is hard to get hold of the right rye bread so this termites not this. First of all you can't see it. It's the fanciest Guinness box you've ever seen. I mean it's like there's

[00:07:47] gold in here and then open it up and it's your own Guinness pint glass. It's got satin in the thing. Yeah it says Kathleen Maddie and mama termites my own specialized pint glass

[00:07:57] from the thing I think they went the letters along I can't get to I have read a lot of it but this is from Kelly a grateful termite. Yeah that is and paddle's got one too.

[00:08:09] Yeah so I should I should have used this today but I wanted to take it out of the fantasy box in case you're watching on YouTube. Look how fancy that is. It's wonderful and other termites just a

[00:08:20] few cards my friend Adam in South Carolina shout out and I got his coffee table book when I haven't had time to talk about it and then somebody just sent me a card Gina Best Wishes

[00:08:30] they'll be in Scottsdale who's coming to Nashville they just put up a video for the Rhyman. Oh my god and on George and Tammy they keep showing the Rhyman. I know you know I don't know

[00:08:41] enough about country music so sometimes I don't have the proper amount of respect but now I'm learning even more about George and Tammy what a great show if you have this is where this is

[00:08:49] all getting bullshit too so it's on Showtime but it's on Paramount Plus early like the exclusivity like two nights and then you can you know are you guys actively trying to confuse people

[00:09:03] because yeah I know but I did it um and uh Allison and Brenda sent me a big foot on a Loch Ness Monster sticker that's totally going on the new pubcast joke notebook because I'm out

[00:09:15] so that's all my termite stuff for the time being what are we drinking well truth be told in this Bucky's glass is a regular Miller light but aside from the Miller light is Old Smoky

[00:09:27] Moonshine eggnog flavor which is in the St. Louis Blue Shot glass. Delicious. Oh my god so so we went down to Gatlinburg now if you're gonna go to Tennessee you're gonna go down Highway 40 you're gonna get off first to Severeville that's where Dollywood is

[00:09:47] and Dolly's new hotel which I would tell you about then you go out to Pigeon Forge then Gatlinburg Gatlinburg is like the last town now you're up in the mountain kind of um I thought Severeville was dry county but apparently not there's liquor at Dolly's hotel

[00:10:02] so I don't know what changed there there's not liquor at Dollywood um but I'll tell you about that a minute but if you're going up to Gatlinburg this is why you should go with kids I told my

[00:10:12] brother put those boys in the car it's like a mini Colorado but with I don't know it's a lot cheaper and there's there's a lot more for kids like the whole Gatlinburg thing go-karts arcades but

[00:10:30] and it keeps it keeps raising its bar it's not as hillbilly as you used to be there's uh what's his face who has the old red bar Luke Bryant no old red I can Blake Shelley he has a brand new

[00:10:43] I mean sports screens everywhere like it's very nice yep I always stay at the Marriott Courtyard because um I'm a Marriott ambassador I don't want to brag that means you stay over 200 nights a year

[00:10:55] and I'm in a Marriott and then when I get there no matter where I go in and I check in they literally freak out like I'm in a home art movie like a princess

[00:11:04] they're like oh we've never met them meanwhile I got shitty jeans my shoes are all fucked up I've got a bucky's thing on my I have a tiny bucky's stuffed animal on my carry-on and my purse is

[00:11:18] falling apart and I'm like well probably not what you expected hmm probably disappointing even the young people they're like and then they try to they leave you a special present in your room and depending on where you are you can tell what's good at like Sacramento airport one

[00:11:35] now that doesn't mean they didn't try I got a piece of jerky and potato chips in my special bag for being a Marriott ambassador and then but in Monterey I got binoculars yeah so

[00:11:49] you never tiny ones but nonetheless they worked I'm like oh I guess they think I'm going whale watching or something in Monterey maybe I'll go look for that lady who was accidentally eaten by

[00:11:59] that shark last week out there mm-hmm yeah very few people attain ambassadors does and you can't ask a friend for favors you have to do it yeah 290 year in some form of Marriott property

[00:12:13] I look at that painting of Bill Marriott senior senior and then Bill Marriott senior and they I've seen that photo more than I've seen my grandparents I really have I'm like what's up

[00:12:25] Bill and Bill B&B what's up mama Turbide's back in the house and this counts from anything to a courtyard to the fanciest Marriott ever they all count every night counts anyway uh so the old

[00:12:40] smoky moonshine uh distillery is in Gatlinburg so you what you could do and this would be right up my brother's alley because his kids are now 14 12 and 10 you could tell the kids run on over

[00:12:52] that arcade and then you him and his wife sneak over though you can do a tasting light fight for five dollars oh cool and the girl tells you every day or the guy whoever your person our bartender

[00:13:02] would happen to be a girl and she told us everything about every moonshine we're drinking and then they have all kinds of special deals so this jar really is only about I think seven

[00:13:13] bucks no higher I don't remember 22 but then I bought it six and then they start math that's very confusing like well now if you buy four you get one extra and then a half price and then if

[00:13:26] you double down on that you get a cooler and then if you want to cooler on wheels it gets to be a lot I'm that lady that just walks out with yeah I did get the wheel cool well I had a long way

[00:13:37] back to the car yeah and Dorefee gonna do it so he's no help um and um so anyway that's what we're drinking and this is available all across America now it's not just in Tennessee but they did start

[00:13:53] in Tennessee this eggnog one is delicious and there was a banana something one that was delicious I there's a blue one I won't drink anything blue I'm not if you throw up blue it's very

[00:14:05] alarming I don't I'm not doing that so many a Twitter goes oh I have one in my cabinet and shot a picture of it her house I'm like wow right next to it was about a Bailey's I'm like well I'll have

[00:14:14] that Bailey's while you're having your blue moonshine oh my god not that I plan on throwing up at this age but if you did or it's called blue flame blue flame yeah no thanks that would

[00:14:26] have been for my 20s not for no um this one you said banana cream pies banana cream pies delicious this what are we tasting this is a Kit Kat gingerbread but of course love yeah by the way my bucky

[00:14:43] Santa suit all in 2999 yep yep I bet it catches on fire if you smoke I'm sure it'll catch probably catch on fire just holding this lighter I'm sure none of this is safe fire fire um that's really good

[00:15:00] the gingerbread Kit Kat highly recommend it and I'm not the biggest gingerbread person I do like Kit Kat's a lot the bucky's potato chips great and this is French's honey mustard I

[00:15:12] been on a bit of a honey mustard kick lately so let's see if French's can because if so believe me me or my mom will take it right to that restaurant don't fuck off hmm it's okay a little too sweet

[00:15:36] yeah well yeah it does but some have less honey it's okay I like the one at my bar better a bar called the poor house P O U R not P O O R

[00:15:55] might be heading there after this all right turn my sets out let's move on to some queen news well the queen news is dollywood I'd never been in my life and here's why I didn't want to go

[00:16:07] well first of all there's no alcohol but that doesn't mean I can't have fun right Kathleen these are the talks I have to have with myself just because there's no alcohol doesn't mean we

[00:16:15] can't have a good time right um of course that doesn't mean that but as a kid in Missouri there was a place it's now basically Branson call which is famous now called silver dollar city and they had a lot of old-time hobily Ozark things like people churning butter

[00:16:33] oh belt making yeah I told Brian if he was good I'd get him a satchel that said Brian but I'd purposely spell it wrong um in silver dollar city had a few rides like we liked going

[00:16:49] as kids but there was a lot of throwback hillbilly things and I thought that's what dollywood would be so I never really went but then at Christmas time they have all the lights well I have no

[00:17:01] reason to do an ad for this place but I'm going to do it because somebody should do it um 89 bucks all in you're in the park for 89 bucks preferred parking 40 which is a lot but you are like at the

[00:17:14] entrance it's like you're actually working there like I'm the president like I kept thinking this car is going to get towed right no no it's just and then I just paid that because it was super

[00:17:23] cold but I also didn't know like when at Six Flags when we would go as kids if my parents parked there's no tram coming you just have to walk I had already walked if I had a fit bit back

[00:17:34] then when I was like 11 I probably walked five miles before I got into Six Flags because we were never there on time we're not there and we're not the early family no we're not so um I didn't

[00:17:45] want to park way way far away because it's cold it's too cold I can't handle it um so I went ahead and splurged but if you want the regular parking I don't know it was cheap 89 bucks and

[00:17:56] then I have no interest in this uh well the park itself very modern she hired the people from Disney World there are trams that come to every parking lot so you can park anywhere it's fine

[00:18:07] hop on the tram just like Disney World it's super modern there's some throwback things like glass making and stuff like that but they make even that modern and interesting her whatever

[00:18:17] old tour bus is there you can go tour that the rides are insanely modern and awesome I have no desire to get on a roller coaster especially at night and the video I posted I mean they are running

[00:18:29] I don't even know how you insure that that's all I think as a daughter of a lawyer how do they get insurance for this I sound 150 like I'm say I'm a buzzkill when it comes to that I don't think any

[00:18:40] of this is insured properly if there's a lawsuit I hope they have the proper attorneys if one of those children fall off the and there's a lot of roller coasters there's great rides

[00:18:49] it's super modern I was just overwhelmed the gift shops are bananas great it's um Christmas stuff dolly stuff whatever you want and then if it was summertime I told my brother you could

[00:19:01] tack on the water park which I only saw online right and I said if I were to come meet you I will not be at the water park I'll beat the old smoky distillery and then I'll meet you

[00:19:12] and your children and your wife after the water park I have no desire but if you did and you could also stay up there and go white water rafting Gatlinburg is just undersold they need they need a better pitch person I don't know who's in charge

[00:19:25] of that I'll do it it's becoming super cool and it's still very very reasonably priced and if you're in the south or somewhere you can just drive or the midwest yeah Patrick need down there from Missouri okay so that's my only queen news

[00:19:43] is dollywood was fantastic reason oh she built a hotel it's called dream more dream more she's also building an enormous lodge resort thing that it's all modern it's all brand new the hotel

[00:19:58] was just phenomenal like fan not too fancy if you have kids well if it's my brother's kids no no depending on your kids like I always tell Patrick whenever he's like hey buddy do you know

[00:20:14] anybody at this place of a hotel room and I'm like well how long are you gonna stay pan I mean three boys or three boys um but it's it's wonderful now it's over by dollywood so

[00:20:29] you're not on the main drag so you'd have to get a ride but nothing's more in 10 minutes away so if I had kids and all the pool is phenomenal the I ate in the bar food was great there's healthy

[00:20:40] stuff there's southern stuff it just needs a better spokesperson I'm here to help I think I've done enough for today anyway well I did go into Paula Deans but only only because

[00:20:55] my bff Vic Henley who passed away um he had the greatest Paula Deen joke ever and it's a long bit and if you can we'll find it and put it in the schnoz I probably already have but because of him

[00:21:10] I would go in there and buy things that just say butter all over them like she's I know she's all of the issues with Paula but like Vic goes as a southern man you're gonna tell me I'm supposed

[00:21:23] to be surprised that a 65 year old woman from the south who each butter is a main course is also a racist well I would expect nothing less if she wasn't I'd be like you're not gonna

[00:21:34] believe what I found one lady in the south so all his words up my but I used to go in there to buy Vic things that just say butter y'all as a joke to his joke so I went in on behalf of Vic and uh

[00:21:49] I didn't really buy anything except a postcard to my friend Bob okay let's get to it um no Bob doesn't like Paula Deen that's why I'm sending it but boy I'll tell you if you can you know put her antics aside you walk in and they have all

[00:22:15] these sauces dips and it's all free yeah it's tempting it's tempting I'm like I gotta get out of here I'm gonna start giving her money well she wasn't she is a good cook or who's ever doing

[00:22:29] the cooking over there is good okay update update let's get this show on the actual road update Boris backer has been released from prison you can let your children play in the yard again

[00:22:42] I'm kidding he didn't do anything with children he hid money and he didn't pay and then he filed bankruptcy and then hid money but he's done his eight months he's being returned to Germany

[00:22:52] yep and his mother his 87 year old mother Elvira Becker described her son's early release as the best Christmas present I could hope for he was been kicked out of England though

[00:23:05] wonder that's where he's lived for a while I wonder if he can um that's how he got out his foreign national status allowed early release under fast-track deportation program

[00:23:14] now the question is can he get back in there I don't know we'll see we'll track him he'll make money he'll make more money he's Boris Becker and for those of you that I call the children listening he was a famous tennis person in the 80s 90s 20s

[00:23:35] update update right Zuckerberg two things first of all has anybody else noticed is or just me that if you go to post an Instagram video now it says all Instagram videos will be posted as reels and I don't want to

[00:23:52] I don't want to do that I just want to post them as I don't want to try to make a quarter of a cent of a cent of a cent I just like to post it the old way

[00:24:01] well my phone won't let me do that now I don't like the way it looks visually and I don't like changes here's how about this one Zuckerberg's meta goes full fascist bars employees from dis bars employees from discussing politics vaccines and more

[00:24:19] first of all whenever people make policies for all their employees you can always just go oh clearly you you don't understand what we're all actually doing Meg Whitman and who did she run Yahoo eBay and then she tried to run for yeah but she tried to rip

[00:24:39] she got employed by Yahoo or somebody for a hot minute and she wouldn't let people work from home because she said and basically I quote well most good ideas come up from people talking at the water cooler

[00:24:54] come on Meg this is why you don't have any good friends because people will go here she comes talk about work no seriously changes you know what people are talking about Meg they're talking about

[00:25:06] who who they texted all weekend their football pool fantasy football the family pool football fall nobody's talking about work this shows you how little they know what other nerds are sitting there at the water cooler going I have another great idea for the company nobody

[00:25:23] nobody's doing that but now he's saying which can't say the new international guidelines forbid employees from talking about topics that are deemed very disruptive these include discussions about abortions rights gun rights vaccinations elections and political movements such as black life matters black lives matter

[00:25:48] Metta's head of people Lori Galler said that the decision to silence employees has been done to ensure the internal discussions remain respectful productive and to allow it to allow us to focus they state this comes with the trade-off that we will no longer allow for every type of

[00:26:04] expression at work but we think this is the right thing to do for the long-term health of our internal community come on yeah Metta's silencing of workers a concerning trend while employees express they're upset at the company's business decisions the company's fantastic rules

[00:26:21] of politics no not fantastic oh fascistic it's a hard one when you see all those s's rules of politics centering take away workers freedoms how very un-American of you mark why does she let people talk about whatever they talk about first of all nobody's getting on nobody's getting

[00:26:44] on a work zoom to go does anyone want to hear my patient about my position on abortion no um how many people are in on the zoom hello hello hello oh no not interested in abortion how about

[00:26:57] my feelings on gun rights nobody's doing this this is like yeah somebody might have on a black lives matter sweatshirt guess what wear your own sweatshirt then to combat that if you want you want to fight in sweatshirts or bumper stickers have had it this is so ridiculous

[00:27:12] nobody's doing this and then you make a bad headline for yourself this suit is hard to get around my my paperwork um i didn't talk about two before i go off full on update i'll do it after

[00:27:26] my bucky teeth oh is he got teeth sticking out there oh yeah okay update update our three traders in michigan that tried to capture gretchen i'll tell you what no offense but if you've ever seen

[00:27:45] gretchen and her crazy runaway bright eyes i wouldn't want to capture gretchen no no if she was a neighbor and came over with pies or something i'd be like yeah thanks yeah i wouldn't i hey you

[00:27:59] want to come in for a shot of moonshine and then oh shit i gotta go my dad's on the phone getting older yeah i don't i'm just i don't know enough about day to day what gretchen does up in

[00:28:10] michigan but i can tell you by looking at her oh and she's got that accent very yeah well she might be fun if super hammered i just picture she'd get more revved up and i don't really go that way

[00:28:22] i go into calm down three men pete musico joseph morrison and paul beller were convicted in october and the maximum charge carried 20 years this is for trying to capture gretchen no my favorite part of the story has always been that they were going to extradite it at wisconsin

[00:28:48] and they never explained why wisconsin's great where are we going i'd be like sure i mean i'm fine in michigan but if you guys want to travel take me to the milwaukee public market if you

[00:28:59] then i'd say to my captors have you been to the milwaukee public market have you seen cheese it's 300 years old on a giant wheel let's go how about bloody mary served any time of day in his

[00:29:09] secret bloody marion bar right there in the middle delicious pete was the first one to receive his sentencing he got 12 years in prison for this shit yeah i mean well here's a lesson learned to the

[00:29:24] children you cannot try to capture your governor as much as i do not like the governor of missouri at times or the governor of tennessee at times you can't take anybody that's a good rule but

[00:29:42] you're even in more trouble if they have a political office and that shouldn't be the case but if you start letting people capture our political people and then extradite them to the tri-state area region you are gonna dissolve our government so it's easier to take a bartender

[00:30:03] like if i took my favorite bartender michela and captured michela first of all not a ton of people would be offering a ton of ransom like there'd be like i got 400 bucks we're doing a go fund me

[00:30:15] he would please get michela back in a good way but you know or if somebody captured me it's one less comedy show whoop de shit ron might pay to get me out lou lou would make me stay

[00:30:26] he'd be like you keeper for at least a week and then he'd laugh and laugh michela has no security i don't have any security his son-in-law pete's son-in-law was sentenced to 10 years in prison this says at least so they could probably could get more at least

[00:30:45] he was given at least four years for the two most serious charges and then for the weapons charge paul the last guy received seven years he was given two five-year prison sentences each for

[00:30:55] support of a terrorist act and gang membership he will serve them concurrently he will serve a two-year sentence for weapons charge first i would like to apologize for the highly inappropriate comments i made in the past bellard said i would like to apologize to the governor i'm very

[00:31:09] embarrassed by the comments i made yeah this shit they wrote on facebook it's not embarrassing it's appalling you shouldn't say this about anybody even your worst enemy i wouldn't say it about

[00:31:21] i mean i may have said it about one man in los angeles that i'd like his eyes like his eyes to fall out um no this was they all three were part of the wolverine watchman get it michigan wolverines

[00:31:37] which took part in an arm protest in michigan state capital largely over wittnans oh it was over her kovat 19 shut down all three men were photographed at the capital holding rifles outside

[00:31:47] her office during one of the protest um then they an informant got into it and they had a whole plan they were going to kidnap her on the facebook page this guy who said he's embarrassed he advocated

[00:32:02] for governor whitmer to be dragged to the streets and hung and threatened to toss a Molotov cocktail in her home after the government extended shutdown orders of course related to pandemic yeah he also addresses um he allegedly discussed finding the addresses of police officers

[00:32:19] and killing them and attacking politicians including whitmer um they were coming for her they posted on social media they're going to catch this is how you know they're not like mob guys

[00:32:31] no mob guys post on social media who they're coming to get when they're going to do it while also trying to talk they were saying to catch that bitch as she came out the emergency exit so that's it that's what happened to those three guys lesson learned children

[00:32:49] if you feel the need to capture someone don't don't not anyone but seriously not a politician you get an extra trouble for a cop you get an extra trouble here's another update of a trader

[00:33:03] a q nonfiller that who led the mob into the capital he got five years yugin goodman the judge said you are not a hero and you are not a patriot timothy kelly said but you were not a monster

[00:33:17] either correct he's not jeffrey dommer he's not a monster but uh he's one he was one of the first ten ones in i can't change my past i can only just look to the future yeah five years

[00:33:32] yeah he went in and did all kinds of crazy shit yeah they have pictures of them but again they forget there's cameras everywhere except not enough cameras in where Moscow Idaho what i'm obsessed with it how look it's not new york city it's not hong kong it's

[00:33:52] Moscow which makes it sound like it's russia it's not it's Idaho not that big of a town what happened at that frat party i'm sure the cops are in on it but this is where i got super

[00:34:03] irritated so i was trying to find a podcast about the Idaho murder a good one and i flipped on one i don't know the guy's name but he's retired ex new york cop so i thought oh okay this might be

[00:34:17] good because he won't be he won't be nonsense like he'll just get to a point all he did for 20 minutes is hollering scream about what the children are doing on social media this shows you he is

[00:34:29] you're you're out of touch you're you're either an old person i mean he's retired at 30 years or you're just out of touch the children are gonna solve this eventually i'm not saying the cops

[00:34:42] won't too but why look the cat's out of the bag on social media the cat is way out of the bag the children are gonna screw and they're the ones that found the car in the background

[00:34:49] the one girl at the gas station not a cop went through all the footage she works a graveyard shift and said i had nothing else to do so i went through it all she found the video of the white car going

[00:34:59] by then somebody else these other kids are you can't stop it except the help just accept it he's threatening to send him to prison you first of all do you think any of the children on

[00:35:11] tiktok take that seriously yeah no no and who says they can't do it unless you're falsifying shit we're completely making shit up but then you'll be held criminally responsible by someone else don't worry about it i don't know now they're saying there's a video somebody found of that

[00:35:30] guy walking with them and he's asking him about adam but no the fathers all say that kid ain't it well the fathers don't really know but do they know does anybody know like donald rumsfeld used to say

[00:35:47] we only know what we don't know when we know it come on paddles i know you're canadian but you have to remember the wise words of donald rumsfeld we don't know what we know until we don't know it

[00:36:03] if we knew it but we don't know it so until it's solved i say let the children look here's the problem when you put a whole movie up on netflix called don't fuck with cats and that lady who's like my age

[00:36:18] went pfft she saw him literally abusing cats on luca magnata the crazy canadian killer who's in a prison in montreal somewhere right now yeah he's really crazy but he was abusing cats and killing

[00:36:34] cats online and that lady who has a real job would come home from work every night and try to solve it and her and a bunch of other internet sleuths as you might want to call them facebook people

[00:36:47] they figured way more out than the cops they told the cops in montreal where to go they're like here's where he lives and here's how we did it i don't know i'm in full support

[00:36:58] of the internet children yes you gotta embrace and i don't mean just the children that lady in vegas was probably my age and i thought hmm i'm one comedy show away from being this lady

[00:37:07] i just work at the casino in the day then i come home to cats and i go on the internet try to solve shit embrace the hell embrace it mm-hmm all right we're gonna talk about twitter for

[00:37:17] just a minute because it's an update i feel like he's seriously on drugs i feel like he is on drugs you can't even keep up with it yesterday he said that you wouldn't be able to post

[00:37:37] you wouldn't be able to connect to other platforms off twitter i don't care i never do that but apparently other people want to post something to facebook and you just post all well today yesterday that's not gonna happen forget it today oh it's fine

[00:37:52] that's how quickly these decisions come down where you're like whoa that he's at the world cup drinking wine next to jared kushner um then he put a poll up should i be removed

[00:38:04] he he under his twitter feed should i be removed as the ceo of tesla of twitter i will abide by the results now this lady is just dumb enough to go ahead and vote okay

[00:38:19] i know it's all made up and he's probably just look if he i say no he'll probably kick me off but i'm willing to play till the party's over i feel like now we're at the party where the blow

[00:38:30] is out oh yeah there's cocaine everywhere people are jumping off balconies into pools it's gone and i'm in the corner not doing coke just drinking my drinks watching it and i don't want to leave

[00:38:42] yet i want to see the end i want to see when the cops show up or the building burns down or so you know i would worry though the tesla stock is is crumbling if i'm on the board of tesla

[00:38:57] i'm like what the fuck is he doing exactly some board member already called for him to be removed not a bad idea i would do that but then i found this article what two twitter's gold gray and blue

[00:39:11] ticks mean and i'm not going to spend a whole lot of time on this because i think a lot of normal people are not on twitter i think it's like comedians and musicians and sports

[00:39:20] people there's normal people but not as many as would be on facebook or instagram or tiktok let's say not by a lot um gold so they have gold gray and blue ticks mean first of all i've never seen that

[00:39:37] and then every day i'm told my blue one i think is going to cost me eight dollars but no one sends a bill it's another problem you have elon if you're going to charge people you got to send

[00:39:47] a bill but i don't know if maybe i've been grandfathered in in the mail because i already had a blue check nobody's made that clear i don't really care i'll either get a bill for eight dollars

[00:39:58] i won't and i'm staying till the ship goes down um you've likely noticed a range of new colored ticks on the platform nope you can now feature gold blue gray or no ticket all next to their

[00:40:10] account name what do they actually mean well the blue once indicated that any count belong to someone notable isn't it isn't quite as straightforward as that right now first

[00:40:20] of all i didn't even ask for a blue check mark i just got one one day there was a check and i saw it and i thought have i been kicked off but that was a long time ago and then i was like whatever

[00:40:31] i don't care as long as it still works you put whatever you want um if somebody's happy about twitter uh blue is a subscription that gives users blue tick of verification for a monthly fee currently costs eight dollars per month for those who purchase it through the web

[00:40:46] but eleven dollars through apple he's screwing apple hard too i don't know why he's making everything like an android not as much once again we android people win no you don't because you still have an

[00:41:00] android oh we don't win because we still have an android well where's your three dollar beer going it's going to elam musk battles mine isn't mine stand right my pocket for whatever i need

[00:41:15] if you're a twitter blue person if you want to buy your check mark you'll see fewer ads i don't know how hard they ever see any um and you'll be able to post and view longer better quality videos who cares

[00:41:29] that's what tiktok's for four that's what instagram except now i don't want to do reels what youtube what did children love the youtube yeah i don't really i mean i go on it to look

[00:41:42] things when i'm told to but i don't think of it yeah so it's just a shambles and somebody needs to do something he's also gonna say he's not going to pay rent in san francisco he's just not going to do that

[00:41:57] he's tiring uh-huh he's exhausting i don't know what is the matter with him what is why did you spend 44 billion dollars to destroy something because there's a lot of people quitting not just

[00:42:08] elton jah there's a lot of people i've noticed that have said i'm leaving i haven't noticed well i did get a lot of ted new jit in my feed and i do not follow ted new jit ever since on the behind the

[00:42:19] music he admitted to having relationships with children i mean underage people which i call the children yeah ted new jit i didn't even like catch that fever i mean if you're gonna put i

[00:42:30] put that on twitter if you're gonna put 70s rockers from detroit in my feed i'll take bob seager right why not okay and you're still i'm still on twitter he hasn't kicked me off

[00:42:43] i even wrote that when he put up the poll i wrote back to him i know he won't see it this slam book is getting weird it's like a slam book from remember those in grade school mostly girls

[00:42:53] did them i don't think the guys did them i got in trouble for him too i i have a new one every week i'd issue new questions yeah pass this around the sister she was not looking okay

[00:43:05] this is crazy now this is for you crime folks and there's really good podcast on this i unfortunately cannot tell you which ones go on your own and look we've talked about it here

[00:43:17] but it was a very long time ago this is to me the greatest one of the greatest murder mysteries of my lifetime and it has not been solved five years ago a billionaire couple was found

[00:43:30] strangled beside their indoor swimming pool their family is now offering 25 extra million dollars to help catch their killer who are these two people berry and honey sherman this would be like saying bill and melinda gates in the united states now i do have a problem sorry paddles

[00:43:53] i know you're not from the east of canada so you don't take any responsibility for toronto but their cops this isn't mosco-idaho where we have a small police force they have the whole five years nobody can figure this out and they also kind of ruin the crime scene

[00:44:11] just a little maybe more than a little berry had a lot of people suing them and berry sued back there's a lot of people mad at berry for this but that's been his whole life

[00:44:26] what changed honey sherman she was just a delight on the social circuit she was a delight i think we talked about all that part but i won't go through it all but if you want to

[00:44:38] initial initially there was speculation that was suicide if you could have seen the way these bodies were found with belts around their neck hanging from the side of a pool there is no fucking way 60 somethings could do all this and successfully kill themselves no way and then

[00:44:52] it was did berry murder honey no no no did she murder him no no no and they were the the the golden stars um the bright lights of the jewish community charity circuit like she she gave away tons and tons of money all good things

[00:45:10] she was she did he he was weird but anyway uh they still haven't solved it and they have a video of a guy that's outside of the house and they between say he's between

[00:45:23] five six and five foot nine and he has a weird gait his right foot flaps but then i thought is it tiger woods but for tigers five dollars five nine um they are 25 there's a 10 million reward that bent out they've added 25 million so it's a 35 million

[00:45:43] dollar reward canadian canadian right so really it's only like six dollars i don't know i just can't believe that you can get away with this when there's so many cameras and

[00:45:58] what happened to all the house cameras and did i don't know maybe the sun's a bomb well one of the suns yeah there's some speculation you gotta go watch first take on youtube that's the canadian

[00:46:09] version of like 60 minutes date line whatever you want to call it like a mishmash of those two and they have a first take on bunny very high sure the first oh sorry first estate or take

[00:46:19] like for i like mine better first take it is a sport show you're right that's why i'm thinking of it okay moving on to holy shit they found it Australian scientists have discovered a deep ocean sharks graveyard sustaining the fossilized fossilized teeth of the ancient ancestor of the

[00:46:42] megalodon shark no yes it was even bigger bigger than a megalodon they were discovered in two expeditions on the research vessel investigator which is operated by Australia's national science agency yeah they have um it's found in the Indian Ocean which by the way what else is in the

[00:47:03] Indian Ocean my missing Malaysian airline yeah i think so that would be hard to work in there because they've shown they've shown the waves in the Indian Ocean it's like the roughest water in the

[00:47:15] on the planet um they have but this one there's a picture of it it's a whole mouth of the thing bigger than a megalodon um a 12 meter long shark that was the closest known relative to the

[00:47:30] mighty megalodon yeah there's a picture of it put in the schnotes this thing died out 3.5 million years ago yeah so anyway you got to go look at the picture because it's astonishing and then uh

[00:47:46] yeah but i wouldn't want to be doing that research out there i'd be scared terrified because they're they're they're regular waves look like row waves from what i've seen um holy shit they found it medieval ship found in norway's biggest lake fascinating resting at the bottom of

[00:48:04] milsa the largest lake in norway i'm sure i said that wrong cut to me in norway hey where's lake majosa do you guys have a map well it's m j o with a line through it s a i don't know how to speak

[00:48:21] norwegian majosa a shipwreck from 100 years ago is in perfect condition frozen in time the vessel with its unique stem post and overlap planks reveals a moment in the lake's maritime history and is

[00:48:34] estimated to date between the 1300s and the 1800s how awesome is that yeah here's the weird thing i did not know this um it's at about 1300 feet down it was captured in sonar imagery a system that

[00:48:51] uses sound pulses to detect and measure the area's water surface the imagery refilled the ship it's 33 feet long i did not know this part the freshwater environment and lack of wave got wave activity at

[00:49:04] that depth had kept the vessel in pristine condition except for a few iron nails corroded at the in each ship the wearing a way of metal is a clear indication that the wreck has rested

[00:49:14] on the lake bed for quite some time since the corrosion would take hundreds of years to occur eventually the ship may lose its structure when all the nails disintegrate i didn't know that that

[00:49:24] that water keeps it wooden shipwrecks can be well preserved in fresh water since they lack organisms that usually eat wood that are found for instance in the ocean i assume if we're going to find intact iron age or medieval vehicles in norway the lake would be the

[00:49:38] best place to look since it's big enough to have its own distinct maritime history with a lot of seafaring and trade yeah that's awesome it's very awesome there's a there's a sonar picture of it and it's it's like it just sunk like this just from the top

[00:49:54] yeah it doesn't seem like it hit anything or maybe a giant wave but it didn't seem violent it just it seemed like it just sunk and i got two more well yeah i have two more holy

[00:50:06] shit they found it this one's great it's always exciting to unearth dinosaur fossils but there are some discoveries that are significantly more important than others others this is the case for the finding of the rock of the rock chips chicks sorry a group of female fossil hunters in

[00:50:22] Queensland Australia while investigating a site on a cattle ranch they uncovered 100 million year old fossil the paleontologists will think them help discover new kinds of historic marine creatures much like the discovery of the rosetta stone allowed to modern humans to decipher

[00:50:39] ancient egyptian hieroglyphics these are the rock chicks kassandra prince and her friends sally and synthia make up the trio they name the rock chicks fossil hunting is a hobby they do in their own

[00:50:49] downtime out of curiosity and just why can't i meet these people this is what i would like to do but i'm only off on mondays and tuesdays they've been working for sometimes on a cattle station

[00:51:01] in western queensland owned by prince it just says prince like they're not our prince no not our music prince when they started to make some interesting finds while digging they came across

[00:51:12] the plesiosaur which i think that's what the Loch Ness monster is a relative of long long long neck little fat dino body it's a type of ancient marine mareptile as well as numerous other small finds they prompted this prompted prince to get in touch with doctor so-and-so so-and-so

[00:51:30] before they made their most impressive find they were digging at the site and i'm like this girl said i'm like no you know this is not real and i looked down again i'm like holy hell

[00:51:40] i think that's a skull looking up at me sure enough it was one of the knew it was going to be something incredibly important as it turns out it was a plet long neck plesiosaur and

[00:51:50] a lazimosaurus whoa never even heard of it yeah so they dug it up good for the rock chicks that's awesome you find a whole thing like that like i said Missouri oh my god his arrowheads i'm gonna save this one for next time now speaking of fish

[00:52:13] plesiosaurus well marine creatures this breaking news this is news this came in from lewis black research assistant base in new york city you know he does find me good stuff when he finds it but he has to be not busy

[00:52:32] when he's busy he forgets to do his job which is primary job as research assistant us fish and wildlife celebrate reintroduction reintroduction of rare west virginia fish that looks like a candy cane and he said to me on the phone if you see an official looks like a

[00:52:50] candy cane and i'm like no lewis what are you talking about because i usually know more about fish than lewis would but just say i actually go fishing and things like that right lewis

[00:53:05] not some yeah he's gone yeah he's got a few things in north carolina and tennessee but you know it's not like a hobby he sent this to me i've never seen anything so beautiful

[00:53:18] now i want to get a fresh water tank come on you know what i always had a fish tank my whole life it is a child my side of the room with my sister was fucking hopping i had an aquarium at

[00:53:31] all times i would chop down my own cedar a little christmas tree i decorated myself i made a disco i took yarn and i knitted things to divide the room because my sister said my room was too

[00:53:43] it was messy and disgusting it was a disco yeah it's a nightclub i would invite my parents up to my nightclub and we'd start i started by playing stevie wonder sir duke that welcomed everybody

[00:53:55] get you in the mood i made cupcakes i had shit going on up there i served alcohol for my parents if my siblings wanted to come they were offered great koolaid nice what more do you want

[00:54:07] i had my shan kassie poster on the wall i never named it no no it's just a disco i had tickets made i made up tickets gave them out anyway i don't know what took me off in that

[00:54:20] but i've always had aquariums i do not have one right now because i'm not home enough but i like fish and i've never had a saltwater aquarium because i never had the money as a young

[00:54:28] comic and then by the time i had any money it just seems overwhelmingly hard to take care of and then you got to get a fish guy and i didn't want to do that anyway but if you had freshwater

[00:54:38] tank and you could capture one of these huh it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen wait till you go and see this thing you can't believe it's red and green it looks more like

[00:54:49] a christmas fish than a candy cane it's not red and white it's green and white and red yeah the u.s fish and wildlife has huge news about a small fish and in case you aren't

[00:54:59] um if you haven't catch the headline hatch hatchery raised fish that looks like candy cane released into the wild for the first time the candy darter and it has a technical name i'll

[00:55:11] never be able to turn out darter it says listed as a federally protected and dangerous species in 2018 and included in w boys 2000 list of west virginia's six weirdest animals is a festive

[00:55:24] looking fish fish it's red and green green coloration or orange and teal no it's red and green but close enough does resemble a candy cane no it resembles a christmas tree does this person

[00:55:35] not know candy canes are red and white no i don't do so well different colors traditional is red white battles here's your blue candy cane nobody's ever said that do you

[00:55:49] want purple and green maybe what you never know so uh they took a big step in ensuring the candy darter survival they're small only two to three inches long will play a large role in our river

[00:56:01] ecosystems and food chains and their habitat is under threat from rival species notably the less colorful varia get darters so there's there's ones that are uglier and they're killing the pretty ones candy darters are also delicious fish but byologists have had a hard time raising

[00:56:15] them in hatcheries it's three inches long how are you gonna get a flay knife out for that that's that long yeah no i'm letting that go yeah they um raised him in captivity and now they

[00:56:28] let him to the wild so west virginia go get them nice yeah you're free to go fish on my guess you might want to look at that before you get pulled over by water patrol speaking of fish

[00:56:39] mom a termite sailor yeah well i don't know i was listening to kathleen's podcast she said we could go fishing no i didn't say that speaking of fish this is insane swimming with the fishes

[00:56:54] world's biggest cylindrical aquarium explodes in german hotel stop wait do you see how big this thing is it's like eight stories high you can it's in the middle of a hotel lobby and

[00:57:06] then the rooms like an mbc suite go around in a circle and it's the main thing so every floor you can see it 1500 fish were thrown out and glass fired everywhere and all of that water

[00:57:24] and i got i am shocked i'm just gonna say i'm shocked that the germans usually they're a little better with these kind of things they know how to do like engineering a huge aquarium exploded inside a german hotel unleashing a tsunami of water which

[00:57:42] caused unbelievable maritime damage as a major tourist attraction it's an 82 foot high tank oh located the foyer of the radison blue in central berlin it burst at about 550 a.m killing all of

[00:57:59] the 1500 tropical fish that's sad but guess who else got wet who's up at 550 a.m unless unless you're me trying to catch a flight and then i'm not hanging out down there i'm leaving flight crews old people

[00:58:16] and anal people that people oh i've been up since before i just want to punch them in the face those people why do you say that what have you gotten done i don't know it's quarter to nine i was just

[00:58:27] hoping there's bananas left that's what i got done i'm good the explosion at the aquedome aqua at least millions of liters of water into the lobbying and cut off electricity in the hotel two people injured from glass shards and received treatment at a hospital there was speculation that

[00:58:46] freezing temperatures overnight caused a crack in the glass tank which then exploded under the weight of the water but police are still investigating they're trying to save four to five hundred smaller fish housing aquariums underneath the lobby area with the electricity the tanks were not receiving

[00:59:00] the necessary oxygen to serve them here's what's crazy i love aquariums like the atlanta one is great the atlanta aquarium is just spectacular but there have been times where i've stood there

[00:59:11] and thought i'm sure everybody has what if this busted like in a shark giant shark just came right at you like what whales and shit i'm sure there were people at five thirty the morning

[00:59:25] and not very alert they're just looking to get coffee especially flight crews and stuff and they're just sitting there waiting to have an 82 foot aquarium just fucking fish i mean it's surreal like saltwater fish oh my god that would have just been

[00:59:47] not that i would have wanted to have seen it but it probably would have been a little freakish um the children are revolting at starbucks i was in a starbucks somewhere on the road recently and god loved the kids and they all

[01:00:05] had dyed their hair like purple and pink and they're all like 21 if that but it was like i was in their family room i mean they turned up the music so loud and it was like just fun

[01:00:18] dancy christmas music and i'm not against any of it but i'm like wow this is all about them like they don't give a shit that there's customers in here i mean we'll get you what you want she

[01:00:30] yeah i sure you don't want to kick pop we've only got two left i'll give you one for nothing if you want to buy the other one because i know they don't want to clean up the cake

[01:00:40] they're they're very good at what they do i'm not complaining about the service i just it amuses me how much they're well number one they're having a good time at work good for them but like

[01:00:51] just totally unaware like i would be like hey we gotta turn that down there's people on their computer it's like they're trying to work and not everybody had earbuds in but they didn't care

[01:01:01] but they were having fun so the children at starbucks the biggest strike in starbucks history has begun over a hundred stores are presently striking over unionization rights now here's the thing i'm

[01:01:15] gonna have to google it but i thought they got good benefits do they not i'll look it up we just all assume that you just copies 94 dollars here's here's an excerpt from the article starbucks

[01:01:29] workers are busy this fall and not just with making pumpkin spice lattes yeah this month workers from hundreds of unionized starbucks stores are expected to sit down for collective bargaining for the first time while the others will vote in still more union elections to come so far

[01:01:44] more than 300 starbucks stores in close to three dozen states have had union elections a stunning number given not a single company owned store had a union at this time pad the last year even

[01:01:55] more remarkable is that 80 percent of them or around 245 stores have gone in favor of forming a union good the children are learning i like it good now over two months later this is what's going to be the biggest strike ever starbucks workers united has won union elections around

[01:02:15] 270 locations approximately 7000 baristas since december 2021 nice the main reason we're doing this is taking action is because of the unfair labor practices the company's engaging in that the nlrb is investigating the most recent are denial of credit card tipping to union stores ours

[01:02:36] cuts and closing of union stores that's how they're trying to get back at them yeah they're just gonna say okay you want to be a union we'll just close that location yeah but i don't know i i root for the children only because i know i couldn't work

[01:02:50] there for more than five minutes without killing someone if somebody walked in and ordered something other than coffee i'd be like fuck off i'm not making that this should i've heard people order

[01:03:00] there and then the kids have to go okay extra hot guy have an extra hot foam light foam latte yes this syrup one pump just a drizzle i wouldn't have the patience for god love the children to do

[01:03:20] who's the richest person in the world right now it's not elon musk guess why elon because you won't quit fucking tweeting out polls like you're 11 years old here's a poll do you think i should

[01:03:30] wear my hair up or down what do you like me in glasses or contacts say for for all day not just for evening god do you like my bucky's outfit yes vote yes no i can honestly say i've never put a poll

[01:03:46] up on twitter not saying some people put up funny ones that's fine but he's putting up should i step down as a ceo i'll abide by the results of this poll first of all why do i even believe the poll

[01:03:58] i don't believe any of this but i participate for fun why not great um i voted on behalf of tesla shareholders i do not have any tesla stock i didn't know about it at the time or maybe i do i'd

[01:04:10] have to have pat but uh for the sake of my friend lorraine owns a tesla and loves her car i don't know i don't know if they're good or bad i know one person who has one she left oh i know too my buddy

[01:04:23] joe joe has his own charging station up at the golf course he built it himself it says joe's charging station and i don't know if you had an electric car could i charge her to

[01:04:35] joe is it or i gotta pay you 10 bucks anyway um the richest man in the world now is bernard or no he's a frenchie uh yeah yeah he topped the list he put elon in the second place he's worth 171

[01:04:52] billion he beat out elon who only has 164 billion and by the time you listen to this podcast you will probably have 160 the the stock is tanking some adults gotta come in the room they tell him to stop yeah his net worth is tumbled 107 billion this year elon's

[01:05:15] bernard only lost seven really yeah he also has dior he probably doesn't tweet six years later he got no he has no social media it says that in here grow up um uh he the bank rio textile group oh he

[01:05:40] owns christian dior so in case you're wondering what else he owns a lip gloss is 32 dollars i have one he's married and has five children all who work for the same this same yeah he keeps much lower

[01:05:56] profile than mesk and it isn't personally active on any social media platforms in october he toned the radio classic that he sold his private jet because he had been in twitter shamed over his

[01:06:05] frequent use of the plane oh i find that hard to believe too but good for him how would you know you're twitter shamed if you don't even have social media one of your do one of your kids

[01:06:16] tell you hey dad they're calling you a gross pig on twitter like he cares like my dad would give a shit about anything oh the pope popo store i like pope frank frances but in our house we call him

[01:06:32] frank my parents love it pope frank they've been waiting for a frank for a long time i think uh disappointed in him usually he tries to move the catholic church forward right

[01:06:47] the pope has offered a harrowing vision for the future saying that he has seen signs of even darker times ahead for humanity at a mass at the vatican he's 85 years old so he said on sunday

[01:06:58] he has a dire vision for the world with omens of either greater destruction and desolation could we have waited till after christmas for that message frank i think it would be smart could you just hold that in your pocket do you know anything like super no sturdomacy

[01:07:12] that's gonna happen next week like if or or who was that one silvia plath the american blonde haired lady she predicted coven and she truly did bubba vanga right do you have a specific

[01:07:25] reason i should know this before new year's eve when i'm trying to watch dolly parton and my lee syris if not let's keep this to yourself frank till after the new year and then if it's you know

[01:07:37] that bad fine tell me then um i'm gonna tell you this this little crypto kid sam bankman freed another mit these people these wonder children in their hoodies and their uncombed hair he once

[01:07:54] started okay so he's the crypto if you don't so recap for people don't understand crypto no problem it's like buying stock and there's many exchanges like the new york stock exchanges the stock exchange and with crypto there's many many exchanges now you better know which one

[01:08:11] exchange you're buying into because it could be completely full of shit i have my crypto and coinbase seems fine so far but who knows but that's the risk of all this it could all disappear in a

[01:08:22] heartbeat it's gambling money it's musical chairs you just got a hope that you know exactly when the song's over and i'm betting that the music's gonna keep playing for a while and then i'll cash

[01:08:34] out okay we'll see right now it's even steven yeah i haven't lost a nickel but it hasn't gone down you know i've only lost money if you say the money that it got up to and i didn't cash out

[01:08:47] i'll talk about money i actually invested but this exchange ftx and that's the one tom brady engine now stops should he'll kill he should kill an early he's saying well i don't even

[01:08:59] know what crypto was i believe him right i don't think half of them know what they're doing you were hired as a spokesperson now i don't know if they should be in trouble like i said

[01:09:09] for instance i've only got one national commercial my whole life i was like 28 it was for us west it's all my youtube channel but i mean i i sat there and said i love us west well i didn't

[01:09:22] know what the fuck it was i never even heard of it because it was only out west it was like in utah california i'm like no i'm from the midwest i'm from southwestern bell country have you ever

[01:09:33] heard of that which turned into a t and t i didn't know what i was selling but they i wasn't cathleen matigan either i wasn't a known person i was just a comedian who got the gig right but they did hire

[01:09:46] two other comedians for other ones so it kind of became i think they were hoping people knew who we were but i don't know if they did probably not if you could do it if i could do a national

[01:09:58] commercial for anything what would i do it for well i would always do it for hometown and as a bush yep because i i right now i'm not drinking one but you usually do i'm just out because my

[01:10:11] fucking friend brian drank all my blood lights and then i have miller light here for my brother in law um buckeys no problem lays potato chips yeah and these are i would do for a minimal fee

[01:10:27] just because i love them and do i feel confident in standing by the product yes i do anything mattress mac wanted i'd do anything he's just a wonderful person uh so charitable um

[01:10:41] any gambling site yeah i'll show you my whole history in the ad and then i'll show you some of my friends look at my poor children yeah there's a comedian michael i want to talk about michael

[01:10:51] i won't say michael witch michael there's a lot of michaels so if they anybody's wife is listening don't get mad um yeah there's a lot of things i would do it for old smoking moonshine

[01:11:02] i just have to really but the question is if some now crypto i would have said no gmc gmc yes i love a gmc i would have done it for mercury they went out of business still got my

[01:11:15] mercury mariner but what i'm saying is crypto i would have said ah i don't feel comfortable doing that because i don't feel like it's a solid product right now and if people believe me like you believe chicille anil about the pizza and all the whatever else he sells

[01:11:33] i think you have to be careful but do i think you're personally responsible no you're a hired spokesperson and people watching that should know that right he don't really it's like saying does

[01:11:41] tiger woods really drive a buick stop it of course he does it does matty mcconagy really drive the what is it a link in maybe but i doubt it anyway sam brentman freed he was the

[01:11:55] he was the founder of that exchange all the people he also has another exchange under his girlfriend's name it's called alameda they've they he's been moving the money the money's all gone

[01:12:06] he spent it all he hid it he spent it and now he's in the jail in the bahamas and he wants to get out based on the fact he's a vegan no dude oh yeah the shaman he wanted out because he was

[01:12:29] breaking news criminals you don't get out of jail because you're not going to eat a hamburger now here's the thing you could make a case for and i'm shocked that honestly i mean airplanes

[01:12:42] have vegan options why don't jails but you're also in a jail in the bahamas right that should be the least of your worries at this point i'd be more worried about getting murdered or things like

[01:12:54] that bugs i've read all about the prison um he's going to prison in my prediction for many many many years and that girlfriend unless she wants to rat the whole thing out she's going to

[01:13:06] shoot my moonshine with that decision it's been rendered moving on oh my god this is a saddest fucking story but don't worry we're gonna close on a feel-good story just not this one not this one but people should know about this i know this important

[01:13:31] thing so when i did have to live in california forever i was never home though i can't really count it as living when you had the opportunity to live in california when i had the opportunity

[01:13:43] well i'm staying for work i had to i wouldn't pick it it's too expensive the great thing is i brought my own friends all the comedians we go to the improv we go to the comedy store we

[01:13:51] go to comedy magic club i had drinking partners shipped in yes it was a b y o f bring your own friends because i think it's really hard to make friends in los angeles because there's

[01:14:03] too many grifters out there too many people it's just hard to meet real people but i already had my comedian friends from whether they're ohio new york texas everywhere caroline is

[01:14:14] one of the things i was fascinated with all those years i lived there there was a mountain lion and they tagged him p 22 are her tickets are her and she's beautiful she's gorgeous and she

[01:14:27] was a city cat somehow like once every four months they'd be like p two was crossing the 405 like what a major highway or the 101 and then sometimes up in the hollywood canyons it was like

[01:14:39] a like a mythical thing in it and then sam jen's in griffith park where me and lou would go golf there you did see the coyotes and i the coyotes got super comfortable with people like hey do you

[01:14:50] have a hot dog i'm just prancing by your car any chance you got an extra hot dog and you weren't supposed to feed them but people did but i think you don't know it but p 22 is coming down here

[01:15:00] for an appetizer tonight and you're it you little coyotes with your little swagger anyway she started exhibiting signs of distress including killing a leash dog in a residential neighborhood well now she's too close okay but here's what happened she's yeah unlike these quote feral

[01:15:23] cats all three of them that ones in the house well now now two are what yeah oh my god cat won't come in chapel likes it you're a cat lady officially i am a cat lady but i didn't do it on purpose

[01:15:40] they showed up what are you supposed to i tried to give him away and you let them in well i tried to give him away for a solid two months i tried everywhere nobody wants them no we even my friends who have a farm i'm like well

[01:16:03] i do buy cat treats i buy greenies there's a party mix they hate it some other brand friskies sorry friskies they are not interested in the party mix and it says

[01:16:12] party mix it says party in the word guys nothing well they have to have a treat when it's cold what that's what i decided um anyway uh p-22 it's a boy he liked to get in go in got he likely got

[01:16:28] into the area from san amonica mountains by traversing two major la freeways which the national park services is a feat other lions have died trying to do he never got hit it was amazing

[01:16:40] it was just like you kind of rooted for him even though obviously i know they're dangerous he gained further notoriety over the years and some of his greatest hits include posing

[01:16:48] for a now famous photo shoot by the hollywood sign there's a picture of him yeah overcoming a public battle with rat poison burrowing between a home in a saga that captivated tv audiences and allegedly

[01:17:01] oh killing a koala at the la zoo that's like a smoreous warden there he's been celebrated as the brad pritt brad pit of mount lions and a sort of ambassador for urban wildlife but he's also

[01:17:15] getting up there they estimate he was 12 years old which makes him the oldest southern california cougar currently being studied and puts him at the far end of his species typical typical lifespan

[01:17:24] he's a remarkably old cat in the wild i mean just that he hung around he's also blamed for two recent attacks on leech to was killing one and wait was somebody holding that leech

[01:17:38] was that's weird we gotta look at that killing one in the hollywood hills in november and injuring another earlier this month so anyway they decided to capture him after all this they would

[01:17:52] team up to catch him by monday they had caught him and then they had to decide what are we gonna do with them he's getting a super old he has a lot of problems um health problems so they say

[01:18:04] which i mean i i do believe that the animal people actually give um the late one of the ladies who's involved said you know described him as a kindred kind of angelina himself they feel a lot

[01:18:15] of empathy because he's kind of on his own yeah um he's the only one no no no no no no no no no no they they did what were they gonna do with them then they said okay he's not gonna be released

[01:18:28] back into the wild and there's a picture of him which is his face and he looks like a giant version of baby cat he's really pretty he's gorgeous his face everything his coat well

[01:18:39] long story short they euthanized him no oh yeah well i understand they're saying they can't release him back into the wild he's too old he's he has all kinds of health and he also apparently

[01:18:51] had been hit by a car they could tell by his eye he got but but but but but why couldn't he have a week of celebratory everything give him everything he likes to eat put him in a place just for a

[01:19:03] week that's what i mean a cat sanctuary take movies of him well i would say for good i've been trying to compromise with these people okay you want to euthanize it this decision was made quite quickly

[01:19:16] i think too quickly yeah um they put him down too many severe injuries in chronic health problems he may have been struck by a vehicle recently highlighting his grave condition yeah but he was walking around you went out and caught him wasn't that grave

[01:19:34] he's walking around right yeah well it's the story though and it's been going on for years and years and that's the end of it so now we're gonna move on to a great animal feel good story

[01:19:48] okay i got one for you this is awesome this is a christmas story for what a christmas bear what hold on i gotta pour some more beer for this one i love it yeah and it's just where i was just at

[01:20:04] the smoking mountains what was that song smoking mountain right okay running milsept by the way tennessee home still watching george and tammy it's so phenomenal i tried to finish harry and megan i can't i'm sorry termites i do the work of the lord

[01:20:25] and sometimes i have more free time than you guys and i'll plow through something i can't i watched the second episode i don't care about either one of them enough to hang in there the amount of bitching and whining and victim everybody has their story but if you're

[01:20:39] gonna bitch and whine there's gotta be a limit and you know what i'm not even saying at all of it ain't true even if all of it's true motor on man up i don't but mostly it's boring

[01:20:54] here's megan and here's me in grade school nope nope i don't i don't understand why i should be invested in that but i did not i can't but i did start watching 1923 with helen miran

[01:21:08] and harrison ford i saw it i watched first episode it's great helen miran has an irish accent she's doing it very well i must say unfortunately the narrator person from 1883 the faith hill and

[01:21:23] what's her husband tim whom maghra that's that actor and she there's a lady she played the young lady in 1883 she's beautiful part woman she clearly i looked her up she's not southern and the southern

[01:21:42] accent she has adopted could not be more fake it's like from a book on tape i want to i want to bash my head in the walls when i hear it because there's a cadence and every sentence goes like that

[01:21:52] i knew the wind wouldn't blow on a cool day in august and we would be eating by bass and what scurvy was coming across the place in wagons by the full the indians were at our heels

[01:22:08] anyway if you can get beyond that it's carol enemies but it ain't but it ain't she knew you pick one pick the louisiana one pick the car pick arkansas mimic jimmy carters or mimic bill clinton's there's

[01:22:23] two types of arkansas or sarah huckby sanders where y'all was bot in the air that's not that's how you do sarah's the huckabee sanders i've worked really hard on it i'm saying a raisin

[01:22:36] every time you you do it you got to bite air it's like you're eating air i don't know anyway that lady's only the narrator for a little bit thank god and if you're following yellowstone 1883 was the original family yellowstone 1923 would be

[01:22:57] kevin costner's daddy but he's a younger man in the show because it's 1923 and helen maren would be his grandma i guess yeah and i'm still watching yellowstone which is phenomenal i love it i mean it's ridiculous people shooting people i've been to buildings none of that shit's going

[01:23:19] hey i blew up a building downtown and then went back to work and then i went back to our ranch and had a cocktail anyway it's fun it's a guilty pleasure though a relocated bear walked a thousand

[01:23:33] miles back to its favorite campsite oh she's really really cute there's a picture of her standing up the brune's journey across four states is a reminder that hikers and campers should be extra careful with food and trash this is just a wonderful story this tennessee black bear would

[01:23:54] walk a thousand miles just to eat off the same picnic table seriously on wednesday a local broadcast news channel in oxhole reported the story of a term in black bear that had traveled

[01:24:06] across four states to return to its favorite feeding grounds at camp at a campsite in the great smoky mountains national park to that table and then people think they're not smart

[01:24:17] they're not smart you can't follow a scent through four states this bear just knew i know where my picnic table's at and i'm going back fuck you all for relocating me the initial episode happened

[01:24:29] in june when officials received complaints that a female black bear was grabbing food off picnic tables sniffing trash cans and even stealing backpacks wildlife crews trapped the animal relocated her a thousand miles in an area of south cherokee national forest in georgia

[01:24:44] wow georgia that's awesome scientists labeled the animal bear 609 and attached a geolocating device to it according to the report wildlife biologist track bear 609 she proceeded to walk across georgia south carolina and north carolina and then back into tennessee

[01:25:01] eventually returning to the campsite where she'd been trapped this is definitely one of the most bizarre moments i've seen so far bill stiver one of the wildlife biologists who tracked 609 told the television she never slowed down she just kept on going well you like what you

[01:25:17] like it's the largest bear journey he's seen among relocated individuals typically bears walk up to 200 miles to return to familiar territory relocated bears returning to a favorite human source of food alas is not out of the ordinary but this one went a lot further public land managers

[01:25:33] often struggle with ruins it'll become habituated uh to human food sources like trash or on it but you know what there's a million parks in georgia and south carolina especially north carolina

[01:25:45] she could have gone any picnic site she clearly liked this one this isn't just about food there was food all along the way she kept on going she likes her house yeah they become too dependent

[01:25:58] blah blah her voyage while oppressive is yet another reminder that hikers and campers should always be careful with food and trash when relocating to bear country bears have powerful noses claws and muscles and can easily break easily break into cars and homes in search of grub

[01:26:12] there are far too many sad tales of bears that were put down due to human bullshit exactly 609 after returning the bear ventured onward to south carolina while walking through the small town the bear came into contact with family members of the one of the wildlife officials at

[01:26:28] the national park where the journey began wow she's like you fuckers yeah she kind of saw him in town uh lisa mcginnis chief resource manager in science and great smoky mountain national parks at her relative center photo they snapped with a bear walking along their driveway

[01:26:48] she recognized the animal it's a very very small world wow that's a feel good story it's a christmas bear she made it all the way back okay i'm getting a little hot in my bucky suit

[01:27:03] what are you doing for christmas for christmas i will be um my brother's having it we will all be there unfortunately in missouri on friday the high is six and the low is negative

[01:27:16] one which for the record is not at all normal in the state of missouri it should be like 35 25 around christmas time um it's yeah it's not good we were gonna go to take the kids

[01:27:30] by kids i mean me to the clidesdale farm but no it's too cold it's gonna be negative two on thursday that's crazy yeah i can't none of us can so i'm predicting a lot of drinking indoor drinking

[01:27:50] yeah so i'm excited about that great yeah i mean i'm not excited about the weather i really was looking forward to going to the clidesdale farm and boons from boonville missouri but

[01:28:01] i'm not doing it no i don't even have when it's that cold i don't even want to go out and get in the car like hey let's go to the casino or something i don't want to i don't want to do it's just

[01:28:11] too fucking cold i mean there comes a limit yeah and maybe it's just because i hate the cold but i don't know everything freezes your car freezes anyway that's not a good just remember

[01:28:25] turmets gingerbread kitkats delicious you'll be the hit of the party nice yeah wait till i dump those on paths boys those we've gone in five seconds they'll be vibrating yeah how's your fantasy

[01:28:37] team my fantasy team um i made the playoff some in fourth place yeah i'm not gonna win because you have to win your games and most points and louis is way too far ahead drew is way too far

[01:28:49] ahead my fedori is way too far ahead yeah i did beat the living snot out of a nine-year-old in the baby league great yep yep and i can't wait to see those kids at christmas and just tell them yep

[01:29:02] grow up you failed you failed and cat kicked your ass and you need to go home and think about your team think about your choices thinking about if you're a good american those kind of things um

[01:29:16] well i did play tom this week he did all right same as tula i sat to uh it's getting weird i feel sorry for a lot of teams particularly anybody that left that vikings

[01:29:32] game when it was 33 nothing at the half indy indy 33 vikings nothing and all i kept saying was look at all these people it's like christmas time they spent their money they're so excited

[01:29:41] because it was in minnesota 33 nothing at the half like kurt cousins what does it matter with you but i also don't trust matt ryan they're equally as unpredictable and then the vikings came out

[01:29:52] greatest comeback in the history of nf nfl football and my friend chris woth he's a comedian originally a minnesota guy his friends went and then his friends of his friends left at halftime oh no

[01:30:11] yeah so i don't even know i don't see how anybody beats the eagles in anything that's my prediction sorry cowboys when you get beaten by jack jacksonville and trevor laurence no

[01:30:24] kansas city you just almost let houston take you no the bills the bills i don't feel he's got their number josh needs to calm down yeah he needs me and louis decided that he needs

[01:30:37] yeah we're gonna call in as a double coaching team hello we're managers of a fantasy team my name's kathleen this is louis on the other line you have some advice for you i did feel bad for josh

[01:30:49] so some reporters said to him well this current bills team doesn't like a super look like a super bowl winning team and josh goes goes um okay and then went on to the next what are you

[01:30:59] supposed to say it's not a question if you're a reporter ask a question don't just say a statement and then expect somebody to react that's bullshit all right termites you have a good christmas we

[01:31:10] will see you after christmas it will be after christmas when we see you next and we'll not this is the one time only thing i mean i'm keeping it but i will not be wearing this for the next broadcast the bucky suit one never knows

[01:31:31] merry christmas and night