Episode 113: Iowa’s Possible Serial Killer, Hating Clowns & The Collapse of FTX’s Crypto Exchange

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, full up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! Welcome to Episode 113 Fire! This could be a great episode. So many things. So many things.

[00:00:35] Um, first of all, what are we drinking? We're drinking a beer. Ohio has a lot of breweries. They should be proud of themselves. A lot of Germans. This is Festivus from the Market Garden Brewery, um, made in where? Ohio, Cleveland. Cause it went to Cleveland.

[00:00:54] It's a holiday ale. It is a holiday ale. It's Festivus! The Holiday Cups are already out at Starbucks. Everybody can start bitching about them. Or not bitching about them or whatever. Get on a team. Yes, I say fine. Holiday Cups fine.

[00:01:11] People say they shouldn't even be having cups. And you know what, here's what I'm against. Paper straws. Stop it. Just don't have straws. The paper ones? No. They don't work. Or carry your own. Somebody gave me one of those steel ones I carry around on planes.

[00:01:30] They get mushy in five seconds. And then it's just stupid and then the paper is in the soda and it just, the cough, whatever. That was a little sidetrack on that. Um. What a fun weekend. I went to Cleveland, went to the Harbor Inn, my favorite bar. Yeah.

[00:01:46] I had a big time down there. And then there was a young star, Lauren, was bartending and she got off and then sat down and drank, which was totally fun. Um, yeah. And there was an enormous pit bull running around the bar. It's that kind of bar.

[00:02:00] It's that kind of bar. And I'm a little scared when they're that big. And I know, you know, but turned out to be absolutely adorable. It was a very nice dog. Yeah. It was intimidating initially. Um, and its name was Tori Amos.

[00:02:14] You gotta like somebody names their dog Tori Amos because a I really like her music and be probably one of the weirdest people ever on earth. So there you go. The dog matches the name. It didn't even look like a girl. It was just so massive.

[00:02:29] Like 125 pounder white. Yeah. Yeah. I was pretty scared initially, but then the owners outside and blah, blah, blah. But then the owners like, yeah, she doesn't do so good around other dogs. Male ones like he goes, nope. Just dogs. I went, oh, okay. Okay.

[00:02:44] Well anyway, and then off to Warren, Ohio. That show was super fun. It's between Cleveland and Pittsburgh of you know, I never had been to Warren, Ohio. And that I got so much fun stuff backstage at the opening act because a lot of people

[00:02:58] have been asking with Aaron Weber. If you want to look him up a RON Weber is very funny. Yeah, we'll put it in the schnotes. And then Cincinnati always fun. The Taft Theater named after who? Howard Taft. What was Howard famous for? Fattest president ever. Super Chubbster.

[00:03:16] 340 pounds at one point. He was Chubbster. So that's what we're drinking. So many things to get to, but first Nicole in Cincinnati brought these potato chips backstage. I know Aaron had his eye on them. I'm like, nope, they're going home for the pubcast.

[00:03:35] These are famous in Cincinnati called Gripos. I think I'm standing out right. Barbecue. It's a half pound bag. Nice. They're good. They're thin. If you have any Cincinnati, I would recommend those. Gripos. Gripos. Yeah. We're also tasting this. I'm not going to lie. My pre-tasted one. Cheese it.

[00:04:00] Buffalo wings. Now, you know my feeling on don't. Don't mess with something that's already perfect. They're fine. Just don't mess with the regular cheeses or better. They have that fake hot sauce on them. They're okay for football season. Well, maybe. I don't know.

[00:04:28] It's not going to stop me from eating two of them. I don't know. I just saw them and thought, but how much money do these guys spend thinking of ways to break something that's perfect? I mean, just take a vacation. Cheese it. Who makes them? Procter and Gamble.

[00:04:44] No, they make drugs. They make drugs. They make drugs? Oh, right. I'm thinking of General Mills. Kellogg's. Yeah. Well, every food. Hey, every food. Procter and Gamble. Right. My friend Greg Warren, who's a committee of work for them for years. Oh my God. Soap. Soap. Detergent.

[00:05:04] He told me that I've learned more about grocery stores from Greg Warren than anybody about how things get placement, product placement, all that shit. And well, I won't say what he said about gain. I'm allergic to gain. Gain is part of the reason I have this terrible allergy.

[00:05:21] It just there's so many chemicals. I mean, holy Jesus. But it's a very popular one. So Nicole, thanks for the chips. We'll be getting moving on. Oh, the blood orange beer that was brought backstage. That was from Carl and Lori. Me and Aaron drank that.

[00:05:37] I like anything blood orange. Oh, so good. Yeah. It was very nice. There was so much stuff backstage. I always like to see the looks on the usher's faces. They're like, will you be accepting beer? Yes! Yes, I will.

[00:05:51] And they just keep bringing back bags and they're like, is it normally like this? Yes! They're like, how do you get all this home? I said, well, some we don't. Some we drink right here.

[00:06:01] And then we or I give it to the opener who most of the time has driven. And Aaron drove. So he had lots of room in his van that he does jokes about. Yeah, he never wants to park in Valley because his van is such a mess.

[00:06:15] I said, or you have bodies in there and shit, Aaron. What's really going on? Why don't you ever want to valet? Leslie set the rum back. We took a video with the rum. I took a video.

[00:06:24] I don't know if I posted it, but there was rum and Christmas little holiday things. Very nice. Crew loved it. Yep. The crew did the shots out of the Christmas glasses. Yeah. And they were like, come on.

[00:06:35] Well, I had done one the other night at the harbor and then I was still feeling pretty hard, but I'm like, all right, I will. And now this got sent from Gary and Georgia. I'm going to taste the ranch.

[00:06:46] This is an Ohio made ranch called Hartville, Hartville kitchen, but I already opened it. I have not pre tasted it. I will not lie about that. Ohio made ranch. It's really good. It's tangy too. And normally I go away from the tang.

[00:07:11] This lady, Grandma Sarah, she hit it. She's about since 1966. I'm a year older than this dressing Hartville kitchen. And it just said salad dressing ranch. Very simple. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Back when you didn't need all that flair. Here's your bottle of dressing. That'd be quiet.

[00:07:36] Oh, she sent this too. Microwave Amish popcorn. Now you got to put a clause there and say men and night. How many old school, the real Amish, the old school shouldn't say real, but the old school ones, they don't have microwaves.

[00:07:53] The men and nights maybe butter Amish country lady finger microwave popcorn because there's a shit ton of Amish in Ohio as in my state, Missouri as in Pennsylvania. You know, I didn't see any this time. I saw the signs, the buggy and all that.

[00:08:12] It snowed like crazy on Saturday. And of course the weather apps, they all, none of them predicted it. But as soon as it happened, 70% chance of snow. Yeah, it's happening. I could work on those apps. Just look outside whatever's happening go up.

[00:08:25] It's going to be a little cloudy right now. Travis, Travis, since that he brought back, I just love little liquor bottles. It's like, what's nice to know you have them. Like if shit goes down and I'm not going to tell you how to get these through security

[00:08:41] okay, but there are ways. Now I flag myself if anybody from TSA listens to this, but it's nice to know if you get stuck somewhere like on a runway. Sometimes in New York they'll go, we're 57th for takeoff and you're like what?

[00:08:54] I'm going to be here for hours every once while. If those flight attendants are seated. I do have a friend who does that, but I'm not going to flag him. He's a drummer and he goes around a lot and sometimes he needs to have that good feeling

[00:09:08] to inside it. It's called being prepared and knowing you can take care of yourself. The Festivus came from Kate, whose real name is Kathleen, which should have been my name. I won't even go into all that.

[00:09:22] And Gina from Cleveland, that's where I got the mini some of the yeah, the tiny liquor book. Nope, they gave the Festivus. Yeah. And oh in the Great Lakes beer. We had that backstage too. The Cher shirt adorable. And then this lady made this termite. Look at this.

[00:09:38] She learned how to carve during COVID. Whoa. Oh no. I'll save it for next week. Termites down. I can't get out behind all this equipment. If there's a fire or an emergency, I just am going to die right here. I'm giving this one to my mom.

[00:09:54] I appreciate Mary, Mary and Jesse. They came to Cincinnati. It's be happy peanut butter, milk chocolate, toffee and rice Krispies. I can't do it, but you know who's going to be so excited? My mom. It's peanut butter, milk chocolate, toffee and rice Krispies. Wow. Maybe I'll try it.

[00:10:18] That's made from their hometown. It looks like Zionsville. Yeah. Mary, Mary, not like the group Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary and Jesse. Oh wow. They started following me during the last comic standing. That was a long time ago. It was in 2004. Really? Yep. You're old. I am old.

[00:10:43] Oh, and then yeah, you already did that one. Okay, so we're done with all that. Thank you for everything that came backstage. Crowds were wonderful. Sold almost all the tickets. I didn't sell everything in Warren, but it's like $27.50 to the baby arena. Yeah, I was shocked.

[00:10:57] I'm like, wow, look at this place kind of in a non-descript area. Yeah, the guy who invented the car, the Packard. Yes, he did it. It was pretty cool looking. Yeah, it was a no. It was great. And the crew was on top of it.

[00:11:13] Both crews this weekend on top of it. Soundcheck took five seconds. Boom, boom, boom. Sound was great. Lights were great. Everything was great. And the crowds were great. Warren, Ohio was like frenetically great since he was normal great.

[00:11:26] Warren, I felt like, did everybody get a little cocaine on the way in here? I mean, it was kind of, I mean, it was wonderful, but it was a little nuts. Oh, and Amish Country popcorn, popcorn seasoning from the Amish people. We're going to try that.

[00:11:40] There's someone to try. I'll try for the next. I'll see what it tastes like on the next. All right. Queen news. Jeff Bezos. Boom. Well, we can boo him all we want, but he did give who? Miss Dolly Parton, $100 million. What? Yep. Awesome.

[00:11:59] I gotta pretend that I like him. But here's the other thing, Jeff. Quit sending me shit from Amazon that's a deck of cars, size of the deck of cards in the box, the size of my mercury. Like what is the waste? The waste that goes on there.

[00:12:13] And I'm not even like a person who pays attention to that shit. Like, well, what about our plastic usage? I don't know. I don't know anything about all that. They leave that to my friend Amy Aquino. She'll tell you all about it on her Instagram.

[00:12:24] But like, I don't notice. I don't know a box. I do notice the amount of waste though. Like this, well, there's also don't you want to make proper money? Like why do your boxes not fit what arrives on the doorstep?

[00:12:39] Because sometimes I'll get home from the road and go, oh shit, like I got the cat kid, but she'll bring stuff around back or whatever. But I'm like, look at what did I order?

[00:12:48] And it's a box the size of my car and you open it up and I'm like, oh right that ornament of Stevie Nicks. It's something that tiny where you're like, this is a read. I don't know what would you call that a supply chain person?

[00:13:02] Like who isn't saying packaging? Is that a major in college? You know, George Wallace, my friend, the comedian, he was a transportation major. I didn't even know you could do that. Yeah, George was that guy had to figure out how to run trains everywhere and all

[00:13:19] that kind of shit. Sadly for transportation, Mr. George Wallace found stand up comedy and quit. Okay, so why do we like Jeff Bezos? Why do we like Jeff Bezos? Well, because I do enjoy Amazon's quickness and there's... Somebody has a comedy special coming up.

[00:13:38] Oh right, somebody has a comedy special. The other reason I like Jeff because my special will be on Amazon Prime. I'm and it's an original. I'm sure he is unaware of that. I do not think Jeff is keeping up.

[00:13:53] Maybe the wife, she seems fun or a girlfriend or whatever that lady is. I don't know they were in the interview, but I'm just saying a packaging tip. Not throwing them under a bus and I live very close to an Amazon distribution center.

[00:14:06] And it is a miracle sometimes I can order shit and it's here in like three hours. It's amazing. But he could save himself a lot of money. Just get a packaging expert. I think I'll go to one of those fancy schools where the smart people are.

[00:14:21] Jeff Bezos named Dolly Parton the latest recipient of the Courage and Civility Award, handing the music legend $100 million to direct to any charity she chooses. Imagine how far that imagination library could go with $100 million.

[00:14:34] It could go well it's already kind of global but it could go super global. And she could be done. She gives with her heart what she's done for kids in literacy and so many other things is incredible. Bezos, 58 said in a video posted on social media.

[00:14:46] I always said I try to put my money where your heart is and I think you do the same thing Parton said in the video. I'll do my best to do good things with the money. Yeah.

[00:14:55] She's a well we already know about the imagination library so I won't go into that. He also gave $100 million another time to Chef Jose Andres whose world central kitchen feeds people in disaster area, stricken areas around the world. That's pretty awesome.

[00:15:10] Yeah. He's the fourth richest person in the world at $139 billion. He has increased his philanthropic efforts in stepping down as Amazon's chief executive officer last year. So he's not in charge anymore. I guess I did know that but I forgot. But he could make a call.

[00:15:26] I'm sure he's still a stock. Save some money. Here's what we're going to go with, Jeff. Small boxes, medium boxes, large boxes, S or large. Okay? You go where they act like we're at UPS. And when the product drops out of the warehouse onto the belt,

[00:15:42] the belt probably making this easier than it could take to implement, it goes in a small, medium, large or extra large. And then it goes on that belt and it goes in a box the appropriate size. Just saying. He's also interested in acquiring the Washington Commander's,

[00:16:02] Louis's football team, who I have to struggle through and watch tonight. He's so excited. And they're playing the Eagles and I really think the Eagles are just going to crush them.

[00:16:11] And I'm like, Lou, this is a disappointing money in that football game for those of us who don't have a dog in this fight, especially because your commanders don't command shit. They're terrible. Which by the way, I brought Tommy Salami's candle back out because I didn't trade him.

[00:16:25] Is he over here? Well, I didn't. I wanted to dump Tom, honestly. So it's not like it was just there was no one else to pick up. So I kept him and he got me 18 points. Good boy Tommy.

[00:16:37] I figured on the international stage, he will not want to be embarrassed because international people will be watching. It's a global experience. And Tommy showed up. Yeah. He's still on my team. I did not win but I got a lot of points.

[00:16:54] Well this week I won but I mean I'm like in sixth place. I'm doing terrible. Sadly, Lewis is in first place and I honestly, I don't care for it. I don't like it. We're only half way through the season. It's going to be a long season.

[00:17:08] My team drifts out about mid-season. They get there like what are we doing? We're not really winning like kind of and then they're mad at me. Why do you still have Claypool? He's terrible. I'm like because I've been busy. He wants to buy the commanders.

[00:17:22] Lewis desperately needs someone to buy that team. That can get their shit together. Yeah, they're hard to bet on except you know they're easy to bet on in the family pool because that's just to pick them.

[00:17:34] You just pick the winners but when it comes to points and stuff. No. Yeah. Okay we're moving on. Update! Mattress Mac won $75 million. So I'm going to say $76 million. I've read both.

[00:17:48] And then he brought wheelbarrows and he had the cash and the wheelbarrow taking it to his private jet. He's just a wonderful person. I'm so, I mean what are the odds that he knew this? He put three million bucks on the AstraZeneca.

[00:18:03] It was a 10 to one on Caesar Sportsbook mobile app but he had to divvy it up because they won't all take that. I wouldn't either. I don't want to pay that out.

[00:18:12] They just wrote the biggest check in sports betting history for 30 million that was Caesar's and then he spread it all out. And then all these people in Houston get to benefit from it. It's just wonderful.

[00:18:24] He bet, he won $70 million and yet he didn't make a dime because he gives it all back through the promotion stuff. Now he has to cover $74 million worth of mattress sales plus expenses. This is what he offered in case I've never made this clear.

[00:18:42] He was offering gallery customers double their money back if they spent more than three grand on mattresses and the Astros won the fall classic. He sold so much furniture that he had to change the promotion to just a simple refund. So you're going to get your money back.

[00:18:55] Double, double. Yep. He had to cut off the promotion prematurely with four days to go before game one after hitting 74 million in sales. With 11 million left over he says he has about one million credit card fees alone.

[00:19:09] He also has to pay his sales staff, their commissions and throw a few catered refund parties. He's throwing parties. On top of all that he chartered a jet to place a few bets in I won Las Vegas and bought 400 tickets to the World Series games in Houston.

[00:19:25] After considering all of his costs to hold the promotion and get 10 million down on the World Series, he believes he will break even. It's fantastic. In a world full of people doing not good things it's refreshing every now and then to see somebody who's actually having fun too.

[00:19:43] He is kind of Robin Hood. He's Robin from the casinos. I'm sure they're, I'm sure they see him coming and go do not take his bet. Just tell him, tell him we're closed. Tell him we're closed. Update! This is so fascinating by the next pubcast we will know.

[00:19:58] So first of all, Elizabeth Holmes was denied a new trial. She was saying that a guy who testified on behalf of the government had come to her house in the summer and said the government kind of pressured him to do that.

[00:20:12] But then yet he said, look, I didn't really say it the way she's saying it. And I think she should go to, she should be in trouble and go, you know, she shouldn't get another trial. So they didn't give her another trial. Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:20:25] I forgot to do my Elizabeth voice. Not really on top of it this morning probably because I haven't eaten breakfast and I went right for a festivist. Well, she so when you get convicted of this kind of shit, your team can submit all the votes.

[00:20:43] You can submit all kinds of paperwork and letters and stuff saying why you shouldn't get full, the full sentencing. And then the prosecution can send all their stuff, victim impact statements. And then the judge will review them all and a decision will be made.

[00:20:57] She's asking for 18 months home confinement because she's pregnant again. I mean anybody that would have kids to just save their own ass and I really think that's what happened. Some lady on Twitter wrote a great thing going. They keep saying she failed. It never existed.

[00:21:14] There's a difference between I made the machine, it works and then it broke. Then, well, different story. But yeah, instead of I'm a sociopath and I went on CNBC and MSNBC and all the money channels or whatever CNBC.

[00:21:29] Yeah, I'm on the cover of magazine that Fortune and all the other ones and just going to have a blood machine that can do all the. You do not. You do not. That is a lie.

[00:21:42] Wouldn't it be cool? I could think of all kinds of shit would be cool. Wouldn't it be cool if one of those Amazon boxes that I could fit in to could fly? But I'm not going around going, you're gonna believe this.

[00:21:51] If you just give me a hundred million dollars, that thing's about ready to fly. I feel it. No, it's not. It doesn't even exist. So anyway, she will be sentenced on November 16th, I believe. Can't come soon enough. The prosecution is going for they want 15 years.

[00:22:11] She wants 18 months in her house with a thing on it. She also claims that she also claims that her dog who she claimed was a wolf. It was just a husky. Everything with did sociopaths has to be so grandiose and narcissistic. It's so gross.

[00:22:25] She now claims it was killed by a cougar. Oh, right. It can't just be oh, it got run over. I let it out. Oh shit. And then the Fed abstract boing. Nope. So we'll see. Here's my bet. Let's place best termites. What do we all think?

[00:22:41] I say seven years. I don't know why, but her aunt who had given her money wrote a victim impact statement on behalf of the prosecution. So that will erase some of the ones that said she's a great sister and all this bullshit.

[00:22:56] There's some ant out there super pissed. Yeah. Um, I say she'll get seven years. She'll serve five 10 you say. Paddle says 10. She'll serve 10 because I'll follow her around Banksy murals in Ukraine. Yep. He's got a gymnast like doing a thing.

[00:23:25] I don't know upside down splits is what I would call it. Yeah. Interesting. Well, how does nobody ever notice? I want to see what the man looks like or woman. I think it's a dude though. I think that's been established.

[00:23:40] You don't notice there's some guy in a blown out building painting an awesome painting and behave and I understand they're busy but the war torn country after series of murals appeared in the town of Borodinka near Kiev. Kiev.

[00:23:59] One mural depicted a man resembling Vladimir Putin being thrown to the floor during a judo match with a young boy. I like it. And then the other ones the gymnast. Mm hmm. I want somebody to take his picture.

[00:24:18] I mean, if he wants to stay completely anonymous, I guess you get that right but you're also painting shit outside in front of the whole world and I don't know what he's ever taken a picture. So, yeah, but he's done it all over the place.

[00:24:32] I mean, you think you'd notice. I don't know. Update! Speaking of Tom Brady. Oh my God, guess who's trolling him? Giselle. She bought a mansion across the Cove. Yep, he can see it from his house. It's the ultimate troll.

[00:24:51] But they do have kids together so maybe they're like, well, you can just get in the kayak and paddle over to Dan's house. Giselle bought an 11, but yeah, but then I just think there's sharks and shit there.

[00:25:04] $11.5 million she paid for this shindig seat because initially she had bought this art deco thing in the town of Surfside for $1.25 million. I'm like, that's, Giselle ain't staying in $1.25 million. That was just, yeah, that was like her corporate housing while she really was carrying this out.

[00:25:24] She's also been photographed with some guy, her Jiu-Jitsu teacher, I can't say it. Let's call it gongfu. Let's call it judo. I could say judo. I'm like, really, Giselle? You're going to go out with your judo teacher? No, that's not going to last. He's handsome.

[00:25:49] I saw the picture, but yeah. Right. He's home and he's not a global star. They're going to make co-parenting plans with the kids, but yeah, you can see it. I saw the drone picture. It's across the thing. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you better start winning. The children update.

[00:26:18] God, the children. What is it going to take for all art museums to send emails to one another and go, hey, if you see anybody under the age of, they'd say they look under 40 coming in here with soup, stop them. Soup. They did it again.

[00:26:33] Peace soup over Vincent Van Gogh, Roman masterpiece in Rome. That's the latest one. His painting, The Sower. I don't know that I know that, but whatever. It's from 1888 depicting a farmer sowing his land under a domino. Oh yeah, because this was in the Van Gogh exhibition thing.

[00:26:53] I thought it was like making clothes. Sower? No. No. It's a machine. No paddles. It's the climate kids again, but most of these video taken from inside the museum crowded shows two young women throwing a liquid substance on the painting.

[00:27:14] And the third woman always glued themselves to the wall or the painting. And then they start screaming and I mean, you know what? Do I think you should destroy art to make your point? No, I don't. Sorry. But a children, a disagree. There's other ways.

[00:27:34] Go put yourself on a train track. Something where you're not going to destroy something you might delay the train. I don't know. This just seems like the stunt backfired from some, some onlookers. It totally defeats the purpose. I am ready.

[00:27:47] I'm really for the cause in itself, but not the action, not the action they took. Not at all. I agree. Attacking art is an ignorable act that must be firmly condemned. Culture, which is a basis of our identity, must be defended and protected and clearly

[00:28:00] not uses a megaphone for other forms of protest. That's one thing that happened this week. And then the next one, here's the other thing. Anybody that looks under 40, I'm searching your entire being to see if you have glue on you. Cause they're going themselves and everything.

[00:28:17] And what kind of glue are you? Are you brave enough to use gorilla glue? Cause I've just gotten that on an index finger and it took like a miracle to get it off and then your fingers get stuck together.

[00:28:28] Now, if it's Elmer's glue, we all know you can get that right off, which is paper barely sticks to paper with Elmer's. It's all wet and shit, but they glued their hands to Goya paintings in Spain's Prada Museum.

[00:28:44] I don't know who Francisco de Goya is, but it's in the Madrid Prada Museum. My friend Bob sent me this one. I hadn't heard about this one because he texted me, the children have done it again. I'm like, what did the children do now?

[00:28:57] And he's like, and then he sent me the name of the museum. I'm like, I don't know that. Um, I don't know the Prada, not Prada, Prado. Um, the painting was not damaged and the, uh, oh, and they painted graffiti all over the wall. They, they fixed that.

[00:29:15] And then there's a third one, the scream, you know, the famous one. That was, they tried to ruin that one too. Norwegian police said two climate activists tried to glue themselves to Edward Munches and I'm saying that it, I never knew it was Edward with a V.

[00:29:32] I don't know. His 1893 painting, the scream, no harm was done to the painting. Thank God. Um, and then they go on about Norway. Um, their oil and gas and the kids who did the, um, the Dutch museum when

[00:29:53] they went after Vermeer's girl with a pearl airing, they got two months in prison. You know, I, I just don't understand security. Whatever the children are going to do, they're going to do, but it's your job. I don't know how you begin into any art museum with soup.

[00:30:14] I haven't, I don't either. Liquids. Guess what? No, we have a, we have a cafeteria deal, bar deal over there. You can have your food and drink over there. Right. They shouldn't be able to have any of it. Uh-oh. Especially now that we know this is all out.

[00:30:36] Update, update, update. Animal dealer Mimi erotic. Well, we talked about the tiger queen. She has surrendered after five weeks on the run. Where? Um, she's, uh, she's from Texas. She turned herself in in California to face federal charges for allegedly transporting and selling an endangered Jaguar cub. Yeah.

[00:30:59] Now my friend, uh, happens to know a lot about these dealings. And she said that the Jaguar cubs are the most dangerous, um, because they're the most unpredictable. Yeah. She's like, it's nothing to mess around with. I'm like, I don't know.

[00:31:19] It says she surrendered after five weeks on the lamb. They actually wrote on the lamb. Who wrote this? My dad. It appeared in him before a judge at a district court in Riverside, California. I'll be playing there very soon. Plug for me. Woo. Look at that free plug.

[00:31:35] Yes, I'll be out in Riverside, California and El Cajon, California. Yeah. Next week after next week after Thanksgiving anyway, Meyer pleaded not guilty and was released on $15,000 bomb. But before she left the courtroom, she was arrested again by us. Marshall's on a bench worn out from Texas.

[00:31:55] Last month, she was charging a connection with the alleged plot to take the cub named Amador from Texas to California and sell it to a local man for 30 grand. Buyer Abdul Rahman initially took custody of the Jaguar, but changed his mind probably after it like leapt onto his

[00:32:10] chandelier and started going, come on with C. I mean, I've seen regular cats do shit where you're like, oh my God, get off that lamp. And they just sit there. I mean, something with this kind of power. It is awfully cute. I see why you'd want it.

[00:32:28] But Rahman did not know how to take care of the Jaguar. It quickly became dissatisfied and wanted to get rid of it by selling it to someone else. What was concerned, he was losing money in the transaction. The cub was later found at a wildlife sanctuary called

[00:32:40] Lions, Tigers and Bears. Oh my. They forgot the old my. I know. They found images of the cub on social media and traced its origin to Meyer who was charged with interstate transportation of endangered species in the course of commercial activity,

[00:32:57] interstate sale of an endangered species, trafficking and prohibited wildlife species and trafficking endangered species. He was also charged in the case. The guy. Well, yeah, you know what you're buying. Well, you know what you're buying is illegal. But it's probably presented to them like, yeah, so big deal.

[00:33:12] Well, every Friday I come out and deliver a bunch of Jaguars. No problem. Yeah. She disappeared on October 5th. That's and then she surrendered now. She also made the deal. She made headlines in 2016 when they discovered a large male

[00:33:32] tiger, three tiger cubs along with a monkey, a skunk, a fox and a cougar in Cyprus, Texas in her home. Oh right. When her teenage kid was there. Remember that? She had permits for the tigers but not for the skunks in Fox's.

[00:33:45] Well, they're the least of our problems. There's skunks all over the over in the woods over here and I see them all the time. And thankfully none of the cats, my neighbor's dog, they get hit pretty bad though by a skunk. Yeah, it's, oh, it is a mess.

[00:34:00] The foxes don't do anything. They keep to themselves. She said her pet monkeys were vicious and that one of them attacks people. And I'll see that contradicts our story last week when the monkey went to the Mansfield and tried to give him CPR. Yeah. Well, we'll see.

[00:34:22] I'll let you know whatever happens. Yeah. Whatever happens to Mimi, the tiger queen. Well, she's really the Jaguar queen but she did have tigers too. Yeah. If I was going to get one, I would get a black panther. What? I don't know.

[00:34:37] It was always the first thing I went to at the St. Louis Zoo as a kid. I was like, I got to see the panther. I got to see the panther. I got to see the panther. Ah, because we had a black one at the St. Louis Zoo.

[00:34:45] Because it's the sleekest looking thing I've ever seen. Yeah. It's just magical. All right, this one. This is just an update and I'm not going to read all these articles down to it but Meta, the sock has fallen 70% and they've fired a shit ton of people.

[00:35:11] Then I read a review of MetaQuest. That's the headset. This is the world he's trying to get us in. They already have one headset. This is the newer one, MetaQuest Pro. Now, the review I read was so technical and so boring unless you're a super nerd,

[00:35:26] you probably wouldn't even, I only understood maybe 50% of it but this man is very, very upset. Like, and I think my nerd friends would be like, this is a piece of shit and it's $1,500. Whoa! No one's going to play and you're... Miss Pac-Man's more real. And...

[00:35:46] So Zuckerberg is losing his mind and he won't get, he will not give up this dream. This may be the one that just drags him down into an abyss because he won't give it off and give it up and, you know, you name the whole company.

[00:36:01] It's not Facebook anymore. It's all Meta. The only thing that's probably saving his ass is Instagram. Nobody's mad about Instagram. Everybody's still posting. But TikTok's dominating that. The children want... They're like, we've created this whole society of addicts where you get a little bit and you're like,

[00:36:18] oh, Beagle picture? No. Oh, video, video! Beagles! Baby Beagles! And then it just becomes like this crack in your head. He cut 11,000 jobs. He's also the very word in New York City about his office space because those people are going to get cut

[00:36:35] and then what about all this... He rented all this stuff because he really thought this is where everyone's well, a nerd, a super nerd like with a cape. I actually think he's an avatar. I'm not sure he's actually a real person. Truly. They just misjudge their product

[00:36:55] because they don't know people. Not everyone is going to sit around with a headset on and go into... He was saying it's going to be for work meetings and people won't need to travel anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all going to go get this thing. $1,500.

[00:37:11] If it was 50, maybe. A hundo, maybe. $1,500? No, no, no, no. So Zuckerberg, it's just been a terrible week for him. And then Elon. Oh my God. Elon has owned Twitter for, I don't know, six days now. I feel... It is a dubster fire.

[00:37:35] And I said on stage, and I mean it, I feel like I'm probably, I feel like what I think the villagers of London felt when Henry VIII got syphilis. He just started announcing shit that was crazy. Like, what do you mean he's chopping off

[00:37:53] his wife's head tomorrow? Really? Wait, he said we can't hunt? How are we supposed to eat? What? We all have to gather at 8 o'clock in the town square to do what? It's just crazy. Because he started out with the blue check mark.

[00:38:08] You're all going to have to pay $8, but then anybody can get one. And that's when we talked about that before on this, where I'm like, fine, I'll give him, I'll give a billion or $8. This is what you really want. But then of all people in the whole globe,

[00:38:23] Valerie Bertinelli, who I love, she, the ultimate troll, she just said instead of Valerie Bertinelli, it said Elon Musk. And then she was just posting videos from California that were lovely. Hi, here's a sunset. Hope you're all doing well. I didn't know she could be that funny.

[00:38:40] And it was also crazy, wickedly smart. And then all these other people started to do it. And then he got mad and said, you can't be pretenders. Then the next day there's going to be a grey check mark.

[00:38:51] And then he was like, nope, we're not doing that either. And then the following day, nope, we're not going to let people pay for check marks. But they had already had the thing that they already did pay. Some people paid.

[00:39:01] I figured they're going to send me a note and tell me you got to pay or you're losing it. And I never got an, I just didn't do anything. And I want to stay because I like it. And I can talk to everybody that comes to show.

[00:39:13] I talk to a lot of people through Twitter and I'll stay. But it is a Viking hold. I just, I don't think, none of this makes sense. $44 billion you spent. The Twitter does not make money. You're an ego. People say, well, it's a political force. Not really.

[00:39:33] It's an echo chamber. The people write that I love Trump shit and the people I hate Trump shit. You're not, nobody's switching teams on that. It's not, it's not influencing. I don't think maybe there's proof that it is. He also then this is where I really laughed.

[00:39:47] He's telling the children they have to come back to work. And I think we know their answer to that. Yeah. No, we're not. We're not. He also canceled days of rest. I didn't die. I don't know. All I know is my generation didn't demand enough.

[00:40:04] What is day of rest? Twitter's days of rest for employees are now a thing of the past under the ownership of Elon Musk according to reports. Twitter began offering, I think this is nice, one company-wide paid rest day per month. A month? Yeah, one a month.

[00:40:22] You get a long weekend every month. That's great. It is bananas, but it's great. People are happier. Most people do not want to work that hard. No. That's why I could never run for president because I'd always, you know, everybody's always runs as a president, runs for president.

[00:40:38] They always go, America, we're number one. We need to stay number one. Why? How about four? Was there, there's nothing wrong with Italy? We're number four. We're number four. I mean, to stay number one, you have to work ridiculous hours. People aren't happy when they're working that much.

[00:40:56] No. Not most people, workaholics. Fine, they're still allowed to. You can work your ass off if you need one. It's how you get pleasure to go for it. But for the rest of us, wouldn't it be great to have a one four day weekend

[00:41:08] of your choosing every month? Yes. And then you could go do all your chores when people aren't doing them. You get to lead the life of a comedian for a Monday. Go do your shit on Monday. That was during the early days of the pandemic, the pandemic,

[00:41:22] and the pandemic. And then once he was meant to help burn out, reduce burnout among staffers, he's eliminated the days of rest from the calendar sources for me. He overhauled, he's going to overhaul the workplace. He's fired a shit ton of people.

[00:41:36] They've reached out to Twitter, tweet him. He'll tweet you back. He tweets all the time. It's constant. It's also bizarre. Like you own all these other companies and you pay, it's a toy for him. He's on it a lot more than me.

[00:41:49] And I actually have things to post that matter. These are weird. They're emojis and we're supposed to interpret them. And I'm like, oh, the king's gone crazy. We don't have any penicillin. The wound on his leg is bleeding. It's so bizarre. I'll probably get kicked off.

[00:42:07] He won't hear me. He's that listening to me. He probably has Google alert so on every podcast. They're going to lay off half a Twitter. How do you spell simplest? Yeah, how do you spell simplest? S or silent P like psychology.

[00:42:30] He's going to end the remote work policy and require employees who aren't laid off to report to the company's offices. The billionaire had previously enacted a strict return office policy. It is electric car for Tesla. That's different. If you work at Tesla,

[00:42:46] you know, you're probably like an engineer or science based. Yeah, Twitter. Yeah, our marketing, but Twitter is more the social app kids, the Silicon Valley kids. They'll just tell you to go fuck yourself in a hot minute.

[00:42:59] Yeah, they'll go over to the places that let them work remotely. We've talked about those places on his podcast for the children. If you're out there listening, check out Google. You're recruiting for the... I'll recruit. Yeah. They were told to prepare for 24 seven earlier this week

[00:43:17] to hit muskies Friday deadline to revamp the Twitter blue service. And then it never even happened. They were going to charge $8 a month for the verification and that didn't happen. I don't know if I was one of the children, I'd stay as long as I could. Right.

[00:43:37] And start planning some exit thing. Yeah. I don't know. I mean this is just going to get crazier. I don't see this getting any better because he has a fever now. He's got the fever. He's got a fever. Moving on out of updates. Holy shit!

[00:43:54] Long lost Stradivarius violence stolen by Nazis during Second World War in France. What violence? Stradivarius. Stradivarius? Stradivarius. It's famous. You never heard of these? No. Paddles. As a Canadian with a... I guess a Canadian with an excellent education. A disappointed if you've never heard of a Stradivarius.

[00:44:22] It sounds like a cloud. Stradivarius? I think it sounds like a Greek thing. No. Yeah. It's a weather format. The famed Lauerbach Stradivarius has been found in France after being stolen from a museum in 1944. Because they have the reputation to be the best violence in the world.

[00:44:51] You know what Paddles? Your problem is you didn't have 60 minutes in Canada. 60 minutes went over this many, many times. I know. I was wondering. No. There's a program I founded on YouTube that's like 60 minutes but better. It's a Canadian show. It's kind of like Dateline meets 60 minutes.

[00:45:08] There's only 650 Stradivarius violence in the world. That's it. 650? 650 left. Because they were built in the 17th and 18th centuries. By the family, the Italian family Stradivaria. The fifth estate on YouTube. It's like Dateline meets 60 minutes meets, I don't know, 2020. Yeah. It's a great show.

[00:45:34] The people that were on it were smart. It's on Fridays. It's clearly for old people. That's fine. I'll take that insult. It's fine. The instruments are famed for, above all else, their sonic qualities which is reflected in

[00:45:48] their high price points and those lucky enough to play in all these historic strings. Although there have been tests where they've done them and they used other high quality violence and people can't relate to all the difference.

[00:45:57] It's just about, it's a work of art basically and it still works but the Nazis stole one from a museum in France. There was one, a specific one called the Lauterbach Stradivarius which was looted by the Nazis occupiers in Poland from the National Museum in Warsaw.

[00:46:13] 78 years later, this long lost looted instrument has now been found. Lauterbach. Lauterbach. Lauterbach. Lauterbach. Yeah. They're going to... It sounds hard. I mean they should use something in connection with the Lauterbach Stradivarius. Yeah. But they're not really saying, this one was made by the famous guy Antonio Stradivari

[00:46:33] arguably the most famous of the Italian instrument making family in 1719. That's all. And they still work. Yeah. Yeah, that's more. It had a handful of owners but then it ended up in the museum. It was stolen by the Nazis. They stole a lot of shit.

[00:46:48] Oh he was very handsome. There's a picture of him. I don't really understand. The violin has possibly seen... I'm going to have to read and get more back to figure out how they actually found it. This article is not really saying...

[00:47:04] I'll read the rest of this one later. This is a super big deal. I'll put this aside. It is a big deal. Right. Obviously. Every time there's a child genius on 60 minutes, he's playing his Stradivarius and I'm like where did he get that? A Lauterbach. Yeah.

[00:47:22] It's a car or a weather system. Holy shit! They found it. Ancient Christian monastery found off the coast of United Arab Emirates could be 1400 years old predating Islam. Whoa. An ancient Christian monastery possibly dating far back as a year before Islam

[00:47:43] spread across the Arabian Peninsula has been discovered off an island off the coast of the United Arab Emirates. The monastery on Sinigah Island, part of the Sandun Shikdom of Um Al-Quan sheds new light on the history of early Christianity along the shores of the Persian Gulf.

[00:48:02] It marks the second monastery, such monastery, found in the Emirates dating back 1400 years long before its desert expanses gave birth to a thriving oil industry that had led a United Nation home to the high rise towers of Abu Dhabi and Dubai. It is very cool.

[00:48:18] There's a picture of it, I'll put it on the show notes. The show notes. Just to think that they were already there that long ago. The fact that something similar was happening here a thousand years ago is really remarkable in the story that deserves to be told.

[00:48:32] It's huge too. It's 30 miles northeast of Dubai along the coast of the Persian Gulf. So there you go. Go look at the pictures. It is awesome. Why? Because a drought. That's how they're finding. We're finding all this shit because of droughts, which I mean that's a good thing,

[00:48:49] but okay we're moving on to news. What freak did this? Serial killer sinister clown painting fetches over 12k at auction. Guess who painted it? Who was the serial killer? Who was the serial killer that loved clowns? Jial-Wing Gacy. Pogo the Clown. First of all, I hate clowns.

[00:49:16] And one of the reasons I love Joan Rivers more than I love Joan Rivers for her jokes was she wrote a whole book, I Hate Clowns. And I agreed with every single word of it. But then you seem like a child hater.

[00:49:28] I don't hate children, I hate clowns. Because I feel like they beg for laughter. And you shouldn't have to beg. You're the funny or you're not. This whole, they won't go out of your section like at the Ringling Brothers.

[00:49:40] I hated it when they would come to my section. I'm like nah nah nah nah nah nah. Yeah yeah yeah, you're trying to trick me with some balloon animal. But anyway, some freak bought this killer clown John Wayne Gacy,

[00:49:51] one of America's most notorious serial killers of the 1970s, developed a penchant for painting when he was locked up on death row for 14 years. Oh my god, he painted at least 2,000 paintings. He began selling them with the help of a lawyer and an outside collector named Andy Matisse

[00:50:07] until he received his lethal injection in 1994. On October 31st, an auction house in Philadelphia sold the self-referential painting Pogo the Clown, which it claims is a Gacy original for $12,800. What do you mean claims? Yeah. Are they fake ones? I doubt it. Wow. It's an original.

[00:50:32] Um, he had a side hustle in real life. He was Pogo the Clown. He went to children's parties. Yeah, let's fuck that up. Yeah. Yeah. Perhaps his actual clown costumes weren't as terrifying as the paintings he made of them, but it's astounding that no one clock Gacy

[00:50:49] is at least a bit off beforehand. Yeah. Why would you want this in your house? I mean, I just can't. Huh? Bad juju. It is bad juju. Yeah, you don't want that. You're just bringing in bad things? Nay-nay. No. All right. This is going to be a little...

[00:51:09] Well, I'll do an easy one. This is a hard one, but I've totally dumbed it down for all termites that don't want to be bored. The next story. This is an easy story though. Again, I don't know what you do with these things, but somebody spent $1.53 million

[00:51:27] on Babe Ruth baseball glove, which by the way, and guess what? A baseball glove, St. Louis Browns. So that before the St. Louis Cardinals or the St. Louis Cardinals, our team was the St. Louis Browns, aka the Brownies. My dad used to take the streetcar down

[00:51:49] to see the St. Louis Browns and you didn't even have to pay. You could just look through the slats in the outfield and he thought it was really cool. Brownies in America are baby girl guides too, except we're Girl Scouts. So they're baby girl scouts.

[00:52:02] I was a brownie. I enjoyed brownies. I did not enjoy Girl Scouts. I quit. As soon as they made me sell shit, I'm like, I'm out man. I'm not a salesman. No. I mean these cookies kind of sell themselves, but I still don't like standing here.

[00:52:13] Like a peasant begging people outside a target. A baseball glove personally donated to Babe Ruth by Babe Ruth to St. Louis Browns third baseman Jimmy Austin. Sold Saturday at the 19th annual Louisville Slugger Museum. Where's that? In Louisville, Kentucky. Largest baseball bat in the world.

[00:52:31] Every time I drive by it makes me smile. It's yeah, it's well, it's something we still make in this country. It's still, we're still producing baseball bats. At least we're making bats. Well, I mean some of them, I don't know about all of them,

[00:52:42] but I know they're making bats. So that's good. So 1.300 dollars. Now when you see this glove to me, it looks like an oven mitt. They were not good. No, these people should be given triple their awards for being able to catch a ball with this piece of shit

[00:53:00] and a ball that's coming 100 miles at your face and you go, hold on, let me get my oven mitt and protect myself. The previous record was $387,000 for a Lou Gehrig glove sold at Sotheby's in 1999. In 2013, a Jackie Robinson glove

[00:53:16] believed to have been used in the 55 and 56 World Series sold for $373,000. This glove was manufactured circa 1927 and then Babe Ruth, they have an auto recording of him saying he gave it to the guy. So it's real. And he signed it. Actually now that I look at even more,

[00:53:40] more than an oven mitt, it looks like a giant gardening glove. Like it has that texture of a gardening glove. Yeah. Yeah, so that's kind of cool. I mean somebody got it. I don't know what you do with it. Put it in again.

[00:53:57] I just don't have that many people coming over to my house to go, hey, look at the thing. Yeah, it should be in a museum. It should be the baseball hall of fame, I think. I don't know what does the matter with people. I really don't.

[00:54:12] Speaking of crazies, who's gonna buy the T-Ruck skull on earth in South Dakota? Hmm? Hmm? Whose house is big enough? Just in this room, this upstairs is just for the kids, really. And I'm imagining it if we put it,

[00:54:27] somehow I figured out how to put a T-Ruck skull in here. That's it for the kids watching shows. It's over. Your family room is gone. I mean, who's got room for this? It's a 200 pound skull fossil named Maximus. It's being auctioned off December 9th in New York City.

[00:54:43] Wow. There was one unearthed in South Dakota as expected to sell. I don't know. I mean, now that I see the lady stand in X-Wood, it's not that big. But it's big. I mean, sold by an owner who wishes to remain anonymous. It was excavated in 2000, 2021

[00:55:01] in Harding County, South Dakota where other T-Rex skeletons like Sue and Stan were found. Of course. It's the world capital for T-Rexes. Maybe that's why there's not so many people in South Dakota. Maybe the T-Rexes smashed them all. Just went out and ate them all. Eat them all.

[00:55:17] Most of the rest of the T-Rex remains were destroyed by erosion, but the experts said the skull was a major fine. When you think about it, the more people can fit a skull in their home than people who could fit a full dinosaur. Well, right.

[00:55:33] Because it shouldn't be in your house. A house is for living. It's not for having a full dinosaur skeleton. No. Yeah. It's $76 million. 76 million years old. It should be in the Smithsonian. Exactly. Yeah. We don't know what caused the death,

[00:55:50] but we can tell it did have a major battle in its lifetime. I did, you know, $15 million. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't know what's wrong with people. I get why you'd think it was cool, but here's something. This is bad. This is not good.

[00:56:12] But it's going to be a thing, so we're going to talk about it. Monster Mom, Casey Anthony breaks silence about daughter's death in new docu-series. I'm not kidding. It's Peacock. Is she telling the truth? No, she's not telling it.

[00:56:27] She never told the truth of men are a goddamn life. Exactly. No. So why give her money? I would not give her money and I would not give her the opportunity to have a pulpit to redo your image

[00:56:35] of not doing what we all know you had something to do with. I don't know what you did. I don't know how you did it. But you did something. She took the cops to Universal Studios and said, oh, I still work here.

[00:56:45] And she never ever had worked there. You are sociopath on a level of the impulsive behavior to get out of the trouble, which, and then finally, the cops follow her and they go through, she went through office buildings. And then finally she was like,

[00:56:57] okay, I don't really work here. What did you think was going to be the end of that? Of course you're not. That's insane. I don't know. This thing, I'm very disappointed in Peacock. Yeah. They're trying to reshape her image to do what? She's never given an in-depth interview.

[00:57:20] Maybe because no one wants to hear it. How about that? Yeah. We all know the story, but I'm trying to find where it says what Peacock did with it. I mean, they caught her in so many lies. Yes. I don't know what happened,

[00:57:38] but I know she's lying on a lot of levels. It's a Peacock series, which will stream from November 29th starting then. But maybe they'll get enough public pressure. It's already started saying, no, don't do it. Right. Don't do it. And this is a horrible executive decision. Yes.

[00:57:57] Whoever did it, it's not necessarily funny. But I think it's because I think of all the times in my world, all the times in my lifetime, I've gotten drunk with other comedians or whatever. I've never been so drunk that I woke up in someone else's house and bedroom

[00:58:17] and then woke up and went, not even this is not a one night stand. You just went to the wrong home. Like you have to be drunk on a level that I've never been where I just like walked in. The Tyson foods to chicken people,

[00:58:34] their CFO John Tyson, arrested for entering strangers' house and passing out in her bedroom. I mean, who does this? Like the house was unlocked and he just walked right in. The woman called the police about a potential burglar.

[00:58:52] He says she found a male that she did not know was sleeping her bed. When the officer arrived, he found Tyson's clothing strewn on the floor and identified him by his wallet. He took off his clothes and jumped right in. Night night. Night night. After the officer,

[00:59:08] the officer woke him up. He briefly sat up in bed but did not verbally respond and then laid back down and tempted to go back to sleep. The officer said there was an odor of intoxicants coming from Tyson's breath and body

[00:59:22] and that his movements were sluggish and uncoordinated. He was placed under arrest of criminal trespass and public intoxication. He was booked early Sunday and released that evening according to the Washington County Arkansas Sheriff's Department. He has an undergraduate degree in economics from Harvard. Oh my God.

[00:59:42] I expect this shit from University of Missouri grads. I expect this out of Oklahoma State. I expect this out of an Arkansas. Raise it back. But Harvard? Oh, and he's got an MBA from Stanford. Wow. They have pictures of him. I mean... What does he drink?

[01:00:02] I don't know. They're not saying. Or what doesn't he drink? This is after... Remember we read the other story, the chief operating officer bit the guy at the football game bit his nose apart at the Arkansas. What is going on at this company? Jesus. Imagine they're Christmas parties.

[01:00:18] People are biting each other's noses off, going in wrong houses. I'll tell you what though, these kind of stories make you always feel better about your own level of drinking. Um... Iowa! Iowa! Iowa! Iowa! Let's talk about the fact you might have one of the craziest,

[01:00:36] most prolific serial killers in the history of America. I don't. Iowa? Iowa! My friend Sarah, who's from Nebraska, was saying it's in a very rural part of Iowa, which being from Missouri, I consider much of Iowa to be extremely rural. Because I've driven all over Iowa.

[01:00:59] And there are times where you just drive and it's just corn and corn and corn. Corn! I love their corn. Corn! Their corn. This is crazy. Police planning exhibit... Um... I can't say it, no. Why can't I say it? Excavation?

[01:01:18] Yeah, I looked at all the letters and it just went crazy. Amid... Amid... Way easier to say than the violin. Stradivarius. Stradivarius. Stradivari. Yeah. I can't believe you never heard of that. No! Violin fiddle. Violin fiddle? It's not a fiddle.

[01:01:38] I'm sure the Italian who made that would bash you in the face if you called it a fiddle. Even though they're pretty much the same. They're going to evacuate the property amid new details of 2007 murder claims. Check this out. This is crazy. Huh?

[01:01:56] This is when, I'm going to tell you, his daughter spilled the beans. Now this man's dead. Here's what's crazy. Once you get into rule, Iowa, in order to become a prolific serial killer, you're going to have to do a lot of work

[01:02:10] because you're going to have to go get people. There's nobody left to kill. Once you kill your neighbor down the road, Iowa police are going to excavate land for the second time in decades after a woman claimed her father was a prolific serial killer who murdered

[01:02:26] up to 70 women and ordered his children to help them move the bodies. Hold on! The Fremont County Sheriff Office will soon be excavating a portion of the land in Thurman, Iowa near where Donald Dean's study, Studi, and his family lived. The action comes in the wake of Studi's

[01:02:44] daughter renewed claims that her father killed 50 to 70 young women before his death in 2013. Wow. His daughter, Lucy McKitty, previously told investigators about her father's alleged history for years including in 2007 which prompted them to excavate a portion of the property. Lucy told us in 2007 that we went out

[01:03:06] there and there was only one well on the property that we could see. We didn't realize that it was on the other people's property. So she was telling them we'd been throwing the bodies down a well and they went to the wrong well. Well, there's two wells

[01:03:22] and they went to the one on his property which would make sense. So far we don't have dumb cops but that excavation cost the county more than 300 grand. So when we're talking rural Iowa, that's a lot of money for the county to be spending on.

[01:03:38] They're going to do a second excavation in light of a new tip that led investigators to search land behind his property. Sheriff offers are also planning to meet with FBI and Iowa's division of criminal investigation this week. Last week the Des Moines register reported

[01:03:52] about some of McKitty's conflicting claims surrounding her father. According to the report, McKitty told sheriff's deputies in 2021 that she had heard stories that there could be about 15 bodies buried near her father's home but said she only knew of five personally. I know in news week

[01:04:14] piece she described how her father killed dozens of young women over the course of 30 years and enlisted his children to help bury the victims. I know where the bodies are buried. He would tell us we had to go to the well and I knew what that meant.

[01:04:28] I knew that he would kill me because I wouldn't keep my mouth shut. McKitty's claims in 2021 were similarly chilling with details about how she watched her father and two others carry a body from the drunk of a vehicle and suspicion her dad sexually assaulted

[01:04:42] and killed a 15-year-old girl. This is what the Des Moines register is reporting. McKitty told detectives multiple other stories. She has not responded to news multiple requests for comment confirmation. Additionally he did have a history of violence and run in with the law including threatening to kill relatives.

[01:05:02] Wouldn't he be fun at Thanksgiving? However Studi's other daughter Susan denied her sister's claim and rejected that she was ever ordered to help her father move a body. She went on to say she first laid him about these claims

[01:05:17] when she spoke to her sister about a year ago. I'm two years older than Lucy, Susan told the news site. I think I would know if my father murdered. I would know if my dad was a serial killer. He was not and I want my father's name restored.

[01:05:29] She said he's not the man that Lucy makes him out to be, but hold on. He was strict. Let's define that. Yeah. But he was a productive parent protective parent. I was like what does that have to do with anything?

[01:05:47] He was a protective parent who loved his children. A woman who answered the phone and they called Susan's phone number and she hung up. So, termites. We're going to stay on top of this. The Des Moines Registrar Investigators they told they don't have any proof

[01:06:05] other than a pair of cadaver dog alerts. That's a big one. That's the only job. These dogs that's all their gig is. He said the FBI began probing over a year ago but is backed back in the last couple weeks. I'm not going to

[01:06:19] let it die. I'm not going to let it that happen. We've got to go with Lucy. No matter if they say, if it's true or say she's crazy or whatever then we can say we have to look into it. We have no other choice.

[01:06:31] Somebody from Omaha would not say if their agency is involved. Okay. All right, Omaha, you'd be weird. You stay there and be weird. I didn't like the FBI. Look at you acting like your Chicago. I'm kidding. Right. We're going to stay on it.

[01:06:49] He had to do a lot of work to find 50 people. Why would she make it up? Yeah. Because you know they're going to have to act on it. I don't know. Maybe she's crazy. Maybe the other sister's got something to do with it.

[01:07:05] I think maybe the other sister probably I tend to believe the crazy one. Who's in therapy? Neither one of them, I'm sure, in therapy. I'm going to believe Lucy even if she's a cuckoo nut job. Nobody makes that up. Nobody comes out of that and says

[01:07:22] my dad was a zero. That's very, very bizarre and I think Susan doesn't want any of this shit coming out. And then how culpable am I? It depends on how old you are, I guess. I don't know. This one's a little hard but we should do it. Okay.

[01:07:40] And I turn around so I'm going to make this so easy for you. So we all know about cryptocurrency. We've talked about that. If you want to buy cryptocurrency you go to an exchange very much like the New York Stock Exchange. These effects a very simple

[01:07:58] speed class on crypto. I have bought mine well I won't say it because then people think I'm advocating for it and I'm not. Now I also know none of this is protected and it's completely crazy and it's a gamble. What she loved it?

[01:08:14] I love the gamble. Yeah, so whatever. In less than a week, Sam Bankman freed $16 billion billion fortune collapsed with the collapse of the FTX exchange. Now a lot of people may say all this crypto is all bullshit. Yeah whatever even if it is all bullshit that was

[01:08:34] what the arena was named after in Miami. Where the Miami Heat Play the FTX this thing was not this is the one Tom Brady was all into all these superstars God they had the famous coach on board I can't remember who there was reports

[01:08:50] super easy way to think of it this kid's also a whiz kid I don't trust anybody 30 years old in a hoodie I just don't I like them but I ain't giving you my money unless it's money I don't care about and then I get to watch you gamble

[01:09:06] and then you let me know what happened but you can't treat it like true investments I keep thinking of that one NFL player for the Carolina Panthers and he took his salary in Bitcoin no no no no no no no no no I don't

[01:09:18] remember who did that but what Steph Curry was in on FTX Naomi Osaka Naomi Osaka yeah well there was a report Oh Tony Oh Tony too he's a baseball player if you don't know so basically it became like a Bernie Madoff thing there was a report out

[01:09:42] saying it's not financially stable and there's a lot of bullshit going on and he owns two exchanges one's called Alameda once good so then there started to be a run on the cash which should be he shouldn't be able to own two I don't know

[01:09:54] there's no that's the thing there's no everybody hates Elizabeth Warren because she reminds you of your strict aunt but she's the one that keeps coming out going um hey there's no regulation on any of this it's like putting your money in if I

[01:10:06] opened a bank that just said Madigan's Bank I have no credentials I have nothing and you bring me my money that bank could be gone tomorrow Kathleen has moved on and you know what you gave me the money sorry you knew there was no backing that's what

[01:10:20] the problem with crypto is but it's also what the kids like about it that it's not regulated this guy was a whiz kid though 30 year old MIT guy and everybody thought he was a genius and he was

[01:10:32] going to give away all of his money which I think was another bullshit thing just to get him on CNBC Jim Kramer is wrong about everybody Jim Kramer do not listen to Jim Kramer he's the one who said Elizabeth Holmes was the next

[01:10:42] Steve Jobs they have videos of all this he said this guy was the next Owen So the next child genius well now he's in the Bahamas all of this was started by a bunch of 30 somethings yes they're very smart MIT educated blah blah blah but they're in hoodies

[01:10:58] in the Bahamas first of all why are you in the Bahamas you go there for vacation you don't live there and create companies there unless you're doing something sneaky wait that's what I'm saying you're going there because it's sneaky yeah everybody knows that um

[01:11:14] he's an MIT educated guy 30 something I also don't like it if you don't comb your hair you're strict when it comes to if I'm going to give you my money you have to look like you woke up and knew where a shirt was and a comb was

[01:11:30] is that too much to ask I don't trust the casualness of it money serious act like a serious person I am not a serious person that's why I give money to serious people yeah I have doggy coin my $500 is now 300 yeah that's alright

[01:11:54] at his peak he was worth 26 billion then his worth has dropped to 16 billion we're still talking about billions oh Giselle did it too yeah so coin desk released a bombshell report that called into the question how stable his empire really was

[01:12:12] and then everybody started doing the Bernie made off oh shit we got to get our money out of there and then he didn't have enough money he wasn't sure if he had enough money to cover the money of everybody taking the money out

[01:12:22] he's holed up in the Bahamas somewhere some one of the children I love it tracked his jet to Argentina now I don't know if that is true but that's where his jet went I don't know if he was in it you know if you had

[01:12:36] a bunch of your money with this guy as soon as people panicked they tried to liquidate 530 million yeah yeah they had a 6 billion dollars withdrawal in the course of 72 hours time to run away time to run away huh so I don't know

[01:13:02] what's going to happen to this guy because I feel like it goes into the con man thing you gave your money to this man a free will do I think he should be in trouble yes but there's no rules that say he would that's why a bank

[01:13:20] there are rules that you will get in trouble if you steal my money so the Wild West will keep up on that one next week I'm going to tell you about a UFO incident in Michigan in 1994 that I'd never heard of this pretty yep

[01:13:36] we're going to end this on feel good story yep I have a super feel good one for next week too yeah there's feel good and then there's super feel good well I feel very good that Dolly got 100 million dollars because I trust she'll do the right thing

[01:13:52] this is super cool and you'll have to put in a little effort on your own and go look at the video Canadian links photograph for the first time ever so wonderful he's all black low resolution still images of a melanistic Canadian links taken from a black coded

[01:14:14] Canada links was photographed for the first time ever by a researcher at the University of Alberta Canada Thomas Jung also employed by the government of Yukon recorded the animal in a 30 seconds video on a cell phone I saw the video it's amazing and it's a big one

[01:14:30] it did this unique finding is reported in an article painted black first record of a black Canadian links the links was found on a summer day so August 29th 2020 in a rural residential area near the town of Whitehorse Yukon

[01:14:46] Whitehorse I believe is a town where you have to leave your doors unlocked because of polar bears not polar bears no yeah that's meant until we're thinking about no it's the town of Whitehorse Whitehorse is the capital of Yukon why would that mean there can't be polar bears

[01:15:01] there what are you talking about google it google it google it Whitehorse polar bear law do it the town of Whitehorse which contains low density housing embedded in a mature forest dominated by white spruce the links was viewed what he's so like a real jerk

[01:15:25] why yeah low density housing embedded in a mature forest dominated by white spruce the links was viewed from a distance of about 50 meters and was relatively undeserved but undisturbed by the presence of nearby people and a dog until it left the area possibly due to the dogs barking

[01:15:41] several Canada links experts have examined the footage and confirmed that the animal is indeed a link unfortunately the low resolution images do not permit detailed examination although some minor features are detectable it had a black coat containing whitish gray guard hairs throughout

[01:15:57] as well as whitish gray hairs in the facial rough and dorsal regions so he's probably an old turtle he's an old cat you're right I'm thinking a Churchill manateuba yeah you can't shoot you can't shoot a polar bear we'll see they must have them somebody shot one

[01:16:15] if you see a unicorn or a polar bear don't shoot what's the town I like Churchill me and Greg Warren we want to go there because we want to see polar bears but if you live there you have to keep your doors unlocked

[01:16:31] in case someone else is out walking and a polar bear and they need to seek shelter all doors must remain unlocked but then I think if you don't lock them I've seen bears on Instagram where they just take that they come on it yeah mm-hmm there's a McDonald's

[01:16:47] there's a McDonald's and white horse yep we should go there he one of the researcher guys said it's gonna suck for this guy this black Canadian lynx because the dark color might put the animal a distinct disadvantage when hunting hairs during the winter

[01:17:04] well I'm glad we got him on camera if he's not gonna make it through the winter they're all feral lynx somebody can feed it somebody feed them like these cats I don't know that he'd stay maybe yeah maybe someone will

[01:17:20] just give him food and then he won't have to hunt and then he won't die because he's not gonna be able to hunt because the rabbits are gonna see him the rabbits don't see the other ones alright termites this was a great podcast thank you paddles

[01:17:34] I did a lot of work on this one you're gonna learn some more about the Strativarius I'm gonna learn where they found it because this article doesn't say that I just assumed it would tell me it was a bad assumption on my part I'm not ready for Thanksgiving

[01:17:48] but I'll be in the Ozarks having a big old time but show wise I'm heading out I'm going to Welch Minnesota for a casino gig where I will get to meet Louis Anderson's sister I'm very excited about that yeah she's coming to this show feel good about that

[01:18:12] and my little friend Ron White will be there tonight before I will be going up early and I will I will be hanging out with Mr. Ron because I think they have to leave that night you know Ron's retiring and his bus broke down

[01:18:28] the back end of the bus basically fell off and I thought you know you've literally reached the end of the road when your bus is on two wheels and the back's falling off it's time to retire and I think he's timed this perfectly very excited about that

[01:18:42] and then Thanksgiving and then out to a casino North Quest and then down to El Con where there's a Mexican restaurant that I cannot think of the name of but I'm going to find it again that is so good and then Riverside

[01:18:58] I just love going to the mission and there's a Mexican restaurant kind of attached to that and Riverside's got its own little thing going on out there that's kind of a little super magical so I'm excited about that and then I'm going to do a podcast but

[01:19:17] yes I'm getting tired this is where I knew I've been on the road too long well the green room in Cincinnati some of the old theaters the theater's gorgeous but it's very old and sometimes backstage it's like very weird plumbing whatever people think is going on back there

[01:19:37] trust me is not no it's just like ooh I don't know it's always scary there's not enough in the old ones I had a whole place to put my makeup bag so I put my makeup in the sink

[01:19:49] and then I walked up to the sink and I didn't know it was automatic and the water just poured into my makeup bag and I almost started crying and I thought well I've been on the road too long when I'm about to cry over

[01:19:59] something like this like it doesn't matter but it was just another flipping thing where I'm like are you shedding me this sink is automatic it looks like it's from the 1800s I didn't even think water would come out at all more or less

[01:20:15] oh hey when your body walks up to it and then I flipped it all out on this coffee table backstage and Aaron the over came in he was like ooh what happened here ooh I go don't even ask me I'm having a bad day the travel was ridiculous

[01:20:33] it's just god damn no storm nobody told me, nobody decided to tell me about ugh what yes I went to the bar it's a good call the Mount Adams Bar and Grill it's up on Mount Adams which if I was going to live

[01:20:49] in Cincinnati I might want to live there except the parking seems weird but it's like a mountain that overlooks the rivers and it's all very old timey and yeah it's uh there's an Irish bar up there stupid they don't serve food I went for lunch

[01:21:01] it was great um it's like super old and it feels like um you know kind of a classic old pub type deal alright termites um we're all now I think winter termites Thanksgiving termites I don't like the fall what happened in the 50s and 60s

[01:21:21] it just went from 70 to snowing bull shit there should be 2 weeks of 60 and then 2 weeks of 50 but there's no slide anymore into seasons they just it's just bam and it's done things as 40 Minnesota's gonna be 19 I looked it up thank god I'm in a casino and have

[01:21:41] zero desire to go outside because and then that's actual temperature 19 not what it feels like which to me is death I'm not gonna shoot a polar bear I don't think I have any I don't think my pink BB gun that I like to shoot um towards the geese

[01:22:03] that shit all over the yard I don't think I don't think my pink BB gun could take down I'm like a crazy person well my neighbor Jeff has a goose gun but it's not a gun it shoots like a I would call you know

[01:22:17] like in skeet shooting when they go pull and that thing fires out something like that fires out and it makes this crazy ass noise he always sends me a text before he does it yeah he's like shooting off the geese don't be alarmed

[01:22:29] and I'm like whatever I go whistling it's this crazy whistle thing but here's the thing Jeff love but he I think I went and googled it because I thought oh maybe I'll get one of those that'd be fun right

[01:22:43] and they're not cheap and here's what the geese do they all go oh shit and then they go oh it's that thing they don't leave like they leave for a minute one minute they don't care they do not care

[01:22:55] um but I like it when he sets it off it's always kind of mirely exciting it's like fireworks or something you just hear this giant whistle but I can't really say that I think it works not it doesn't work work it works for a minute

[01:23:07] mainly I think he just likes to shoot it and I'm not even sure something comes out I can't tell I think it's just the noise but I don't know if a thing comes out with it I've never seen anything travel in the air I'll google it okay termites

[01:23:23] I will see you guys down the road I will talk to you next week in the meantime bundle up make your mashed potatoes make real ones yeah don't don't be don't be lazy it's not even about being cheap it's about being lazy don't be lazy

[01:23:39] make real mashed potatoes and my mom says I'll make the dressing but here's the thing with my mom because it's just her and my dad now she'll show up with like two cups of dressing for like 38 people mom what the fuck is that well I forgot it's

[01:23:53] mostly me and your dad these days right but there's a Thanksgiving take some backup for I hope I hope my one sister-in-law makes a weird salad because every year she does and then my dad will walk up and it's because everything's like in an assembly line

[01:24:07] and he'll go what is this shit um dad that's salad I don't think so who told you that it's kale well I don't eat that I know just keep moving just keep on moving jackalope you get down to the turkey and the gravy and mashed potatoes

[01:24:25] and be quiet is it do are there any normal string beans or those weird you're do so uh no I like Thanksgiving I'm excited and then do you do a video of your mom's dressing my mom's dressing could be held in a Tupperware container that's six by four

[01:24:43] nobody made me make it in a video yeah I make the dressing because she won't just make enough I'll make some videos then you let me take some yes you can take some because I can't eat all that um I mean I could eat what I want

[01:24:59] alright time to do it ready