Episode 107: Alaskan Beach Yetis, The Oldest Egyptian Cheese, & A Scandalous Prince of Wales Emerges

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

[00:00:12] You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:17] Termites! Fire!

[00:00:26] Fire? It's Episode 107.

[00:00:29] Should I say fire and wata? Because there's a hurricane coming towards Florida.

[00:00:36] And that's exactly where my parents just drove down to.

[00:00:40] What?

[00:00:41] Yeah. They could have stayed in Missouri. It's perfectly lovely.

[00:00:45] 75 and sunny, could have golf gone out to the farm. Anything they wanted.

[00:00:49] No, it's like some secret siren blew off in their brains that none of us heard, and they just peeled out of the driveway.

[00:00:54] And you know, I keep calling down there. Do you guys understand?

[00:00:59] My mom goes, well, the drive down was great because there was no traffic.

[00:01:02] I said, how about on the other side of the road? Do you see any cars? Do you see any evacuation zones?

[00:01:10] I mean, they're not physically close to the beach. But if you lose power, sucky suck time.

[00:01:17] It's just going to be so hot and then your food's going to go bad and you know, all of the things.

[00:01:24] But...

[00:01:25] Don't call you from a place.

[00:01:26] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:27] Your mother and I together have 384 miles on Delta. Now how far can that get us?

[00:01:35] Right to where you're sitting dad. That's how far.

[00:01:38] What if we bought some miles? No. Now how much is it across country? 15 or 20?

[00:01:46] Well, when was it 15? Even I don't remember 15,000 getting year round triptych.

[00:01:51] So we're going to keep an eye on Hurricane Ian.

[00:01:56] I just read, this is what makes me... I talked to him, it's just going to be a thunderstorm.

[00:02:01] They're over exaggerating. Jesus Christ, there's no reason to panic.

[00:02:05] This is what... I'm just going to read it because it made me laugh out loud.

[00:02:11] This is... Ian has undergone rapid intensification, it's more as expected.

[00:02:16] The national hurricane said it's increasing faster than any other previous tropical storm.

[00:02:22] And the Tampa guy, Tampa forecaster said Ian could be something we haven't seen in our lifetime.

[00:02:28] Well you should definitely drive down there dad.

[00:02:31] The weather channel's in rare form though. They're loving it. The nerds are fired up.

[00:02:37] And I'm fired up to watch the nerds be fired up because they don't get a lot of limelight,

[00:02:42] they don't get a lot of glory and they should.

[00:02:45] First off, what are we drinking? Two things.

[00:02:50] Asheville, I picked up this vodka and I'm not usually a vodka drinker but I like to have it for my friend Mark if he comes over.

[00:02:56] But it has a monkey on the front. I'm that lady, I know I'm that lady.

[00:03:01] It says hands of enchanted monkeys and only under the waning of a blue harvest moon.

[00:03:10] Just kidding, it's just vodka. They wrote that on the label.

[00:03:14] Then there's a picture of a monkey drinking out of a glass, yeah.

[00:03:18] Fabled to be stardust, magically transfigured into clear spirit this vodka is mischievously crafted.

[00:03:25] By the monkey. It's called the rare and wily vodka.

[00:03:30] So yeah, having a little bit of that in the big, it's good. I mean I'm not a big vodka person really.

[00:03:36] I just did it because it's from Asheville and I like the bottle.

[00:03:39] I love the screwdriver.

[00:03:41] The screwdriver, yeah. Just vodka. I don't really get it.

[00:03:48] No, it's vodka and soda.

[00:03:50] Oh good.

[00:03:51] Yeah.

[00:03:52] Yeah, I went down and got a pint glass of vodka.

[00:03:55] No, I don't know. I'm not a big white liquor person.

[00:03:59] Gin, no.

[00:04:01] No.

[00:04:03] And then my friend Bob in California, Bob sent me ranch dressing soda and it says y'all get your fixings

[00:04:12] and there's a picture of Lester's fixings and it's made in California somewhere I can't read.

[00:04:19] Oh no, that's where you get, oh, you get a nickel back if you take this back and I want 10 cents in Michigan.

[00:04:26] Let's see.

[00:04:28] Clark probably sent it.

[00:04:30] Yeah.

[00:04:31] Bob told him to.

[00:04:33] Oh, that is not good.

[00:04:42] I mean I appreciate them sending it because oh my God, and it's 170 calories.

[00:04:48] I'm going to have two McULTURES for this.

[00:04:55] Oh no, thank you, Clark. Thank you Bob.

[00:04:59] That is a super hard no, but I'm not one of the children that's down in love with ranch.

[00:05:04] Maybe I'll save it.

[00:05:06] I'll make the kids taste so and they come over because it's got a nice old school bottle top on it so it's savable.

[00:05:13] Fine.

[00:05:15] What are we going to taste today?

[00:05:18] Well, in Knoxville somebody brought me backstage the original Ridgway barbecue sauce.

[00:05:25] Cool.

[00:05:26] Now as you all, oh look it's in a mason jar, a real one too.

[00:05:30] Of course it is.

[00:05:31] Well then you get to save that and use it for something else. How great is that? Go for them.

[00:05:38] It's good.

[00:05:39] Yeah.

[00:05:40] Sweet.

[00:05:41] Sweet and smoky.

[00:05:42] Yeah.

[00:05:43] If you mix this with vinegar you have the perfect...

[00:05:46] Sweet and smoky vinegar.

[00:05:47] Sweet and smoky vinegar.

[00:05:48] Yes.

[00:05:49] Yes.

[00:05:50] I like it though.

[00:05:51] That would be really good on hamburgers.

[00:05:53] It's like a hamburger thing.

[00:05:54] Did you get barbecue in Carolina?

[00:05:56] I got barbecue in Asheville, North Carolina.

[00:05:59] I most certainly did.

[00:06:01] I went to Luelas which there was something else I had from Luelas.

[00:06:06] My pint glass.

[00:06:07] Yeah.

[00:06:08] I don't know what that green man thing on there is but Luelas is one of...

[00:06:13] They have great barbecue pork.

[00:06:14] Really?

[00:06:15] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:16] Hushpuffies.

[00:06:17] They're Hushpuffies are perfect.

[00:06:19] And they have spicy vinegar coleslaw.

[00:06:21] It's just a vinegar fest the whole place.

[00:06:23] You get...

[00:06:24] But since COVID they took the sauces and they kind of put them...

[00:06:27] You have to ask for them now.

[00:06:28] I'd rather you just put them out and I'll make some make my own sauces.

[00:06:31] It's like a little sauce bar and it went away and I think it was a COVID thing

[00:06:35] but it was still wonderful and it's a fun-looking place too.

[00:06:39] They have flying pigs painted all over the wall.

[00:06:41] It's fun.

[00:06:42] Cheese it's grooves, cheddar ranch.

[00:06:46] You know my feelings on this but I'm gonna try it.

[00:06:50] I say stickly but you got workin'.

[00:06:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:55] I like them.

[00:06:59] Cheddar ranch.

[00:07:00] They're good.

[00:07:01] I'd probably still pick a real cheese it.

[00:07:04] It would be nice to have these around just to split up every now and then.

[00:07:08] You can't have some barbecue sauce on it.

[00:07:09] No, we can't have barbecue sauce on it.

[00:07:11] No.

[00:07:12] We cannot.

[00:07:13] There's some wine.

[00:07:14] Yeah.

[00:07:15] Kilt.

[00:07:16] So before we get to it, I was in Chattanooga.

[00:07:22] Pardon me but that's the Chattanooga.

[00:07:25] I saw you went there.

[00:07:27] Was it fun?

[00:07:28] Yeah.

[00:07:29] I love Chattanooga.

[00:07:31] I would pick there over Nashville to fly out of but they don't have enough flights.

[00:07:37] So therefore I picked Nashville.

[00:07:39] Nashville is great too but Chattanooga just seems more like up and coming.

[00:07:44] I'm too old but if I was young I'd go to Chattanooga.

[00:07:47] Especially if I didn't have to travel because who cares then?

[00:07:51] It just got beautiful lakes and mountains and Knoxville was super fun because in all the shows where tons of people came it was great.

[00:08:01] Knoxville Game Day, College Game Day was all set up and I never got to see it in person so I went down there.

[00:08:07] And more importantly if you see this blue dog right here, this is their mascot's name Smoky and his blue tick hound.

[00:08:14] And when my dad used to go hunting the guy who owned the land next to us up in Hannibal, Missouri he had pens of blue tick hounds.

[00:08:23] And as a child Beagles and blue ticks and to this day I don't know which one I would pick.

[00:08:29] I love them both but I saw the real Smoky, the dog, great mascot and then like random people just brought their own blue ticks.

[00:08:36] It was like a blue tick hound festival.

[00:08:38] And I got to say about the Knoxville, the children they were so polite, dronky, a little dronky but not, yeah silly, not like drunk, drunk, no douchebags.

[00:08:50] One kid was on his phone, ran right into me.

[00:08:52] I'm so sorry ma'am, I'm sorry.

[00:08:54] I'm like that's right it's Miss Kathleen to you.

[00:08:56] I like that southern politeness.

[00:08:58] Yeah I could get on board, I mean I have to be a Mizzou fan.

[00:09:03] Which after Pat last weekend he might want to just stab yourself in the goddamn face.

[00:09:09] But these are my backup, that's my backup team.

[00:09:12] Yeah, Tennessee volunteers.

[00:09:14] Yeah, Vanderbilt's the rich kids I think.

[00:09:17] I'm gonna go with the poor people.

[00:09:19] Well none of them are poor.

[00:09:20] You know what I decided too?

[00:09:22] My parents did not pay for my college.

[00:09:24] I didn't go away from college.

[00:09:26] I paid for it and drove and you know, I didn't have the college experience that these young kids are having.

[00:09:33] Or that even some of my siblings had, the younger ones.

[00:09:37] Spoiled.

[00:09:41] I think when I retire I'm gonna go back to college.

[00:09:44] Because I just want the fun part.

[00:09:47] Yeah I mean I'm not gonna go party with the children but I'm gonna go to the football games and no I'm not gonna go to any classes.

[00:09:53] I mean unless it's something that interests me.

[00:09:55] I'm just gonna live on campus and see what it's like to just roll around with no job.

[00:09:59] And you know, I mean I'll be paying for it myself still but at least it'll feel like,

[00:10:04] and then maybe I'll just go on Tuesdays, get a little dorm room or something.

[00:10:07] I think it'd be hilarious.

[00:10:09] Go eat in their cafeteria.

[00:10:10] What do y'all got going on in here?

[00:10:12] I mean they had an Apple store in the student center there.

[00:10:16] I mean you know, might be fun.

[00:10:19] I've had to find some people my own age.

[00:10:21] I want to hang out with 20-somethings when I would be at 65 or whatever.

[00:10:25] Get an apartment on campus and go up football games.

[00:10:29] Yeah I could do that but I mean I just like the idea that I'm just walking around with that.

[00:10:33] I love a backpack and a pillow.

[00:10:36] And then Asheville, I love Asheville but there's a hippie element up there.

[00:10:43] There's a lot of what I would call the children just walking around town in blankets.

[00:10:48] I don't know what happened.

[00:10:50] I don't know.

[00:10:52] I mean I love Asheville but there's that element where I think they thought there was some utopia up there.

[00:10:58] And then it didn't work out.

[00:11:00] Then you see some of them walking down the mountain and you're like, oh sad times.

[00:11:04] Like that didn't work at all but it's an awesome place to visit and the leaves are starting to change.

[00:11:09] I'm going to go back in a month just to see it.

[00:11:12] I'm going to make the drive from Asheville to the top of Asheville.

[00:11:16] Yeah, easy drive.

[00:11:18] Cool.

[00:11:19] Yeah, all right.

[00:11:21] The crowds were great.

[00:11:23] Everybody was super fun.

[00:11:24] I'm a couple Marines, brought me a golf towel.

[00:11:27] I'll tell you who that was and a golf ball marker.

[00:11:30] Tabitha and Kathy.

[00:11:31] Kathy, you're a USMC and USN fan.

[00:11:34] Cool.

[00:11:35] Yeah.

[00:11:36] Great, that was nice.

[00:11:39] Michael Palisac was the opener.

[00:11:41] He's always funny.

[00:11:43] He's good to see him.

[00:11:45] And there you have it.

[00:11:47] Next up would be Rochester, Ithaca and Wilkes Berry.

[00:11:53] I think people know people are telling me Berry.

[00:11:56] I don't know.

[00:11:57] People say different things on Twitter.

[00:11:59] Anyway, move it on.

[00:12:00] What do you do this week?

[00:12:02] This week, for my birthday, for my birthday, I'm going to the Cardinal game because I want to see Yachty.

[00:12:09] And Albert.

[00:12:12] And Albert, because Albert's still out there crushing it.

[00:12:17] And Adam Wainwright, I think he's pitching, which usually means we'll need to score at least 27 runs to win to cover whatever he does.

[00:12:24] I know, I like the guy, but come on.

[00:12:28] Anyway, moving on.

[00:12:29] Queen news.

[00:12:31] Queen Stevie.

[00:12:35] Queen Stevie.

[00:12:37] She recorded that song.

[00:12:41] I'm going to try to sing it like her.

[00:12:43] Stop, baby, what's up, everybody look what's going down.

[00:12:49] Something's happening here.

[00:12:52] What it is ain't exactly clear.

[00:12:57] I don't even really like that song.

[00:13:00] I never did, but she, you know, good for her.

[00:13:03] She has wonderful pep and chip.

[00:13:04] I took this off Instagram.

[00:13:06] Very good pep and chip.

[00:13:07] I'm so excited to release my new song this Friday.

[00:13:10] It's called For What It's Worth, and it was written by Stephen Stills in 1966.

[00:13:15] It meant something to me then, and it means some, see, it would mean something in the 60s.

[00:13:19] We're like, stop, baby, what's the sound?

[00:13:22] Everybody look, let's go.

[00:13:24] Just going down.

[00:13:25] The words are like, something's happening here.

[00:13:28] It's all very Lewis.

[00:13:30] It means something to me now.

[00:13:33] I always wanted to interpret it through the eyes of a woman, and it seems like today in the times that we live in,

[00:13:39] that it has a lot to say.

[00:13:41] I can't wait for you to hear it.

[00:13:43] She sings it well.

[00:13:45] I don't understand how it has any reflection with things.

[00:13:49] I don't know.

[00:13:50] You could interpret it a million ways.

[00:13:51] It's very vague, but that's okay.

[00:13:53] Go for Stevie.

[00:13:54] That's what you want to do?

[00:13:55] You're rich.

[00:13:56] You go re-record any songs you want to.

[00:13:58] What do you care?

[00:14:00] Oh, and Dolly.

[00:14:02] Look what came.

[00:14:04] I don't have a dog, so I bought these for my friends.

[00:14:08] Dolly outfits for your dog.

[00:14:10] They finally showed up.

[00:14:12] This one says Dolly Parton and the mighty fine band,

[00:14:16] and it's a picture of Dolly with butterfly, light blue, maybe for fall or springtime.

[00:14:20] Here's a little bit more winter for your little tiny dog.

[00:14:24] A dog's 10 to 15 pounds and a world full of Dolly's,

[00:14:28] and a world full of Jolyne's be a Dolly.

[00:14:31] Depending on the behavior of my parents' dog,

[00:14:34] it may or may not get one.

[00:14:36] It hasn't been good lately,

[00:14:39] and it's been bad in other places,

[00:14:41] not just this house, other places getting bad reports.

[00:14:46] But they'll never.

[00:14:48] 10, 5-pound Yorkie dominates the whole goddamn family.

[00:14:52] Update!

[00:14:54] Oh, this is so great.

[00:14:56] Sarah Paulson.

[00:14:58] She's going to play the big-haired cult leader, Gwen Shamblin, in an HBO thing.

[00:15:04] Yep.

[00:15:06] It's the adaptation of The Way Down.

[00:15:09] God greed in the cult of Gwen Shamblin.

[00:15:11] She's such a player.

[00:15:13] This is the diet coach turn cult leader.

[00:15:16] We already watched it on this podcast.

[00:15:19] If you haven't watched it, I would suggest you go watch it.

[00:15:21] It's fascinating.

[00:15:23] I don't know if that's who we're going to say.

[00:15:26] Here's hoping to the wig budget is high.

[00:15:28] Lord knows to capture the spectacle that was Gwen Shamblin's hair.

[00:15:32] She's leaving behind the Ryan Davies.

[00:15:35] Yep, so it's going to be on HBO.

[00:15:37] I don't know when, but great news.

[00:15:39] I love her.

[00:15:40] Update!

[00:15:42] You know who's not giving up on Bed Bath and Beyond?

[00:15:45] This podcast.

[00:15:47] How many other podcasts are on top of this?

[00:15:50] Huh?

[00:15:53] There's a picture of one here in New York.

[00:15:56] This is another thing.

[00:15:57] I feel the same way about Barnes & Noble.

[00:15:59] You go in there and there's 14 people drinking coffee

[00:16:04] and four old people buying a book.

[00:16:07] How do you afford that real estate?

[00:16:09] This Bed Bath and Beyond is on a corner building in New York City.

[00:16:13] Come on, you're selling shit that says Made as seen on TV.

[00:16:17] Well, they've announced where some of the stores are going to be closing.

[00:16:22] They've released a list of 56 stores.

[00:16:26] It plans to close as part of a broader restructuring

[00:16:29] to stabilize the home goods chain struggling business.

[00:16:32] The tier it is.

[00:16:34] You ready?

[00:16:35] Yeah.

[00:16:36] Because if I say you're a place,

[00:16:38] you get your ass on down there because it's a big sales.

[00:16:41] Don't say you don't know about it.

[00:16:43] The targeted stores are spread across the country

[00:16:46] and include locations at malls and shopping centers in...

[00:16:52] Stamford, Connecticut.

[00:16:54] Yes, I've worked there.

[00:16:56] Paramus, New Jersey.

[00:16:58] Sunrise, Florida.

[00:17:00] Gurney, Illinois.

[00:17:02] Schomburg, Illinois.

[00:17:04] Home of the old funny bone.

[00:17:06] And Farmington Hills, Michigan.

[00:17:08] And last but not least, Palmdale, California.

[00:17:12] So now if I heard one around here was closing,

[00:17:15] and you bet you I'd drive by every day just for the big jump.

[00:17:18] When is it happening?

[00:17:19] When is it game on?

[00:17:20] When do I get 50 towels for the price of one?

[00:17:23] Update!

[00:17:25] This one makes me happy.

[00:17:28] And it shouldn't because I shouldn't be a fan of violence.

[00:17:30] But well, sometimes people deserve it.

[00:17:34] Yeah, as my friend Kevin used to say in Denver,

[00:17:37] sometimes there's no time for a cheery baby.

[00:17:40] Yeah, right.

[00:17:42] Yeah.

[00:17:43] Well he beat up a heckler.

[00:17:44] He was supposed to.

[00:17:45] It was his job.

[00:17:46] I think...

[00:17:47] Anyway, that's a different story for a different time.

[00:17:51] Next VM cult leader, do we remember our little friend Keith Rennery?

[00:17:56] He was beaten in prison by a fellow sex offender.

[00:18:00] He was attacked and...

[00:18:03] Well deserved.

[00:18:04] Before he was wrongly punished for the incident in his attorney's setting in a lawsuit,

[00:18:08] he was in the dining hall of the U.S. Penitentiary Tucson in Arizona,

[00:18:11] so he's in Tucson.

[00:18:13] I'm going to be doing a show there, maybe I'll put it on myself on the visitors list.

[00:18:17] At 6.50 AM, oh that is early to get Goldcock.

[00:18:22] 6.50, he's down there eating breakfast.

[00:18:25] He was assaulted by inmate Maurice Withers with a closed fist on Mr. Rennery's head and face.

[00:18:32] The visitors wrote, as soon as not clear what led to the alleged assault

[00:18:35] or whether the inmate was aware that Rennery had been convicted on multiple charges of running a cult-like group

[00:18:40] that he kept women as virtual sex prisoners to service him.

[00:18:44] The organization called Next VM was the subject of the HBO docu-series The Vow.

[00:18:49] If you didn't see it, go watch it.

[00:18:52] He suffered a black eye swelling, nausea and dizziness for almost a week after the attack.

[00:18:57] His request for ice packs to treat the pain was allegedly denied.

[00:19:01] You know what, this dude totally deserved to punch in the face.

[00:19:05] Good for this man who ever did it.

[00:19:08] Rennery was given a disciplinary ticket for fighting in place in the prison special housing unit.

[00:19:12] Withers, his accuser of the attack is serving 18 years for convictions linked to sex trafficking operations.

[00:19:19] There you go.

[00:19:20] So that's what's going on with little Keith in jail speaking of people who deserve it.

[00:19:24] Update on our little trader.

[00:19:27] The trader that we're going to put it in the schno notes.

[00:19:31] He cut his hair like Hitler.

[00:19:35] No, I swear to God.

[00:19:37] He had a Hitler mustache.

[00:19:39] That's when you know you were a major fuckup when you ruined a mustache.

[00:19:43] Like Hitler ruined a style.

[00:19:46] Like you can never have that mustache again.

[00:19:49] That's how evil you were that you took like a hairstyle or even the hair where he would pat it down.

[00:19:55] This guy though, yeah, he loved and he did the salutes and all that.

[00:20:00] Timothy Hale Cusinelli an ex army reservist and US Capitol writer.

[00:20:05] He said that January 6 was exhilarating and felt like, felt like civil war was sentenced.

[00:20:11] How could be civil war?

[00:20:12] There's no one there against you except the poor cops.

[00:20:15] He was sentenced on Thursday to four years.

[00:20:18] Enjoy your time little tiny Hitler.

[00:20:22] I dare you to walk around a prison with that bullshit.

[00:20:26] Yeah, you better hope your mustache can grow faster.

[00:20:30] The judge lambasted him for his sexist, racist and anti-Semitic comments.

[00:20:40] He was convicted in May of all five charges he faced including felony of obstructing an officer official proceeding told the judge you would never see my face again.

[00:20:49] I disrespected my uniform.

[00:20:51] He said he asked for mercy.

[00:20:53] He was also sentenced to three years of supervised release in order to pay $2,000 in restitution.

[00:21:00] He said the judge said you guys knew absolutely what you were doing.

[00:21:03] It was wrong.

[00:21:04] You didn't give a shit.

[00:21:05] He said that it wasn't activism.

[00:21:07] It was his preamble to this is civil war.

[00:21:11] Yeah, I mean you walk around with this shit.

[00:21:14] How do you go into court like this?

[00:21:15] I mean, I don't know if this is a picture, a file photo of the guy, but yeah, good.

[00:21:21] That's another trader down the path.

[00:21:24] Yep, you sit there and think about what you've done.

[00:21:28] Now, this isn't update, but this has got to be about what we're watching.

[00:21:35] And I haven't done that in a while because I don't know just so many other things have popped up, but two things.

[00:21:43] You're going to have to Google this paddle relentless was that I don't remember if that was on Amazon Prime or or Netflix.

[00:21:53] I think Amazon Prime Discovery Plus.

[00:21:56] Wow, way outside the box.

[00:21:58] It's about a lady.

[00:22:01] An adult like a 20, 20, one year old that goes missing in Hannibal, Missouri.

[00:22:07] I have spent a lot of time in Hannibal, Missouri and my brother still hunt up there.

[00:22:13] My dad, they go hunting.

[00:22:15] Oh, you can watch it on Amazon.

[00:22:17] Oh, you can watch it on Amazon.

[00:22:19] Now here's what's really strange.

[00:22:22] This 20 something goes missing.

[00:22:25] That sounds bad, right?

[00:22:27] But the parents are what I would call.

[00:22:33] I don't know what the word would be, but let's just say they're not terribly educated and they don't have a lot of money.

[00:22:39] And but they've also done some things that probably they don't want to tell people about.

[00:22:44] So you're what?

[00:22:46] Did the lady leave?

[00:22:47] Did the lady was she killed?

[00:22:49] Is she living in Peoria, Illinois?

[00:22:51] Like some people have said with another baby, you know, there's many, many things that could have happened to this woman because she was drinking and drugging and the police were into drinking too.

[00:23:01] They were having sex with her apparently.

[00:23:03] There's like a lack going on in the show.

[00:23:06] But my favorite part is there's this very nice lady from Los Angeles that got involved in trying to figure out where did this girl go?

[00:23:15] It's part of a documentary, a crime documentary, whatever they would call it.

[00:23:19] And 11 years she put in.

[00:23:24] It started out as just, you know, hey, what happened to this kid?

[00:23:27] Well, but then she doesn't understand like the middle what I would call hillbilly people.

[00:23:34] Because like these, the parents, I think it's the stepdad.

[00:23:39] I don't even remember at this point.

[00:23:40] I don't think it's, I don't know husband number one, wife number four, whatever.

[00:23:45] It took her until about four episodes to where she looked at the camera and she said, I don't know if I can believe everything these people are telling me.

[00:23:55] Oh my God, I could have told you the minute you sat down with them.

[00:23:59] These two got a lot of bullshit.

[00:24:01] They are not being upfront about and it's, I don't know what I'm not saying they're responsible.

[00:24:06] I'm just saying do not take their word on the surface for what it says.

[00:24:10] Go check it and then regroup.

[00:24:12] And she spends 11 years and I'm not going to tell you if they find her or not.

[00:24:15] You got to go watch it or you can Google it.

[00:24:17] But it was well worth it.

[00:24:20] I, well we don't really know what happened to her.

[00:24:26] I tend to think that this one guy in the thing that they said maybe killed or killed her.

[00:24:32] Yeah, yeah, but nobody wants to really pay attention to that guy.

[00:24:37] Now here's another thing.

[00:24:39] Manta tail.

[00:24:41] Is that 30 for 30?

[00:24:44] Or untold, untold.

[00:24:45] It's untold.

[00:24:46] It's untold.

[00:24:47] He was the guy, the football player.

[00:24:50] It's not enough flex.

[00:24:52] That got catfished in college by the fake girlfriend that was really a guy.

[00:24:58] And for those of you who don't follow college football, he was supposed to go out super high in the draft and that means you make more money

[00:25:06] compared to a lower in the draft.

[00:25:08] And all this crap came out about his girlfriend being fake.

[00:25:12] And then they said his girlfriend died and all the sports channels were covering all of this going, this is tragic.

[00:25:19] And then they found out none of it was true.

[00:25:21] This person didn't even exist.

[00:25:22] And then they were like, it's a dude.

[00:25:25] So then they're like, is he gay?

[00:25:27] His draft rankings and on top of it, he's a Hawaiian Mormon.

[00:25:32] I mean so much going on.

[00:25:35] I don't even, I wish I could have watched it with my parents.

[00:25:40] Now are you telling me?

[00:25:41] I could put a fake photo on the John Madigan Facebook page and pretend I was a lady?

[00:25:49] Yes, dad.

[00:25:51] You show enough can.

[00:25:53] Because I think his parents, it's a fascinating story and I do feel really bad for the guy.

[00:26:00] I do think it was a little more than weird that he never really met this, what he thought was a woman and it was a dude.

[00:26:11] And the dude that did it, I don't think he feels one bit bad.

[00:26:14] That's the shocking part.

[00:26:16] I'd keep following that guy for the next story.

[00:26:18] Now he's a, he's like a Polynesian dancer and he moved back to somewhere, the Philippines or Tahiti or something.

[00:26:29] It was just, like have you ever seen the Joe Catfish?

[00:26:33] I love it.

[00:26:34] I like it when, especially, I don't know if I'm just getting ready and don't really need to focus.

[00:26:39] Because it's unbelievable how long people will go online in a relationship without ever needing proof that this is real.

[00:26:48] But then I think maybe that's the children.

[00:26:52] They're more trusting.

[00:26:55] They don't need physical contact like ever.

[00:26:58] Probably not.

[00:26:59] Yeah.

[00:27:00] Yeah.

[00:27:01] Yeah.

[00:27:06] It's always hot.

[00:27:07] Well, I would recommend watching this show.

[00:27:12] But it does make you wonder what if anything online is real anymore.

[00:27:16] Now I know I sound like my mother but, but I don't know.

[00:27:20] I don't trust the online people shit.

[00:27:22] I trust what I read some of it, not all of it.

[00:27:25] Anyway.

[00:27:27] And then I'm going to recommend this one.

[00:27:30] Well, I've started the Dommer one.

[00:27:33] Oh, I haven't started that one.

[00:27:35] Oh my God.

[00:27:37] It's horrifying.

[00:27:38] I always said because he has that nice Wisconsin accent.

[00:27:44] I'm the last lady to figure shit out.

[00:27:48] Always, right?

[00:27:49] I would have been the lady that when they caught Jeffrey Dommer, I would have been the lady that worked with him at the chocolate factory and went,

[00:27:56] that can't be right.

[00:27:57] He's such a nice man.

[00:27:59] What?

[00:28:00] He did what?

[00:28:01] No, not Jeffrey because he did have this, the accent is very polite.

[00:28:07] Like it's just Midwest sounding nice.

[00:28:09] He doesn't seem like a thug or anything.

[00:28:13] But I think the family is mad about the Jeffrey Dommer thing and they're being re-traumatized.

[00:28:18] I can see what are we all watching this for now?

[00:28:21] For the children, they don't probably know the whole story but I do and then I feel like am I just a voyeur?

[00:28:27] But I really don't know about his childhood.

[00:28:29] And we're going into episode two but I could probably Google that without watching it.

[00:28:33] But the dude that plays Jeffrey Dommer, I mean if we're just going to say we went ahead and did it anyway,

[00:28:38] he should get like every Emmy.

[00:28:40] Evan Peters.

[00:28:41] Yeah, Evan Peters.

[00:28:42] He's from the Ryan Murphy things.

[00:28:44] So I just started that so I can't really give you a full review except so far he's wonderful.

[00:28:49] But I did watch the House of Hammer.

[00:28:52] Now here's the thing, I thought Army Hammer, I thought two things.

[00:28:57] One, he's the son of Armand Hammered or the son grandson or great grandson of Armand Hammer.

[00:29:04] And I don't know why this is such a Vicki Madigan thing.

[00:29:09] I decided he was British.

[00:29:11] What?

[00:29:12] Yeah, I don't know why I thought and the reason I thought I thought he was British is because

[00:29:18] they would say movie star and I'm like I don't even know who this guy is.

[00:29:24] So then I just assumed, oh he's British and that's why I don't know but I also don't watch a lot of movies.

[00:29:30] That real, you know like movie movies.

[00:29:36] I had family but it was what happens when you get too much money too.

[00:29:39] Look at DuPont, look at John DuPont.

[00:29:42] Yeah go watch that movie Fox Kedger.

[00:29:45] I mean I'm not saying you weren't crazy but getting money didn't do that but it certainly allows for it.

[00:29:50] And these hammer people, I mean he says he's a cannibal, he's tied people up but then the women in the show

[00:29:57] don't understand sometimes why halfway through what they are saying the police weren't called.

[00:30:05] Occasionally they are.

[00:30:07] He got away with a lot of shit when you watch it and then I think and he's back in LA.

[00:30:12] He ran away, I do remember reading articles that this rich guy, I just thought he was rich because his grandpa or great grandpa

[00:30:20] and he is of the Arm and Hammer family.

[00:30:24] I saw an article that somebody saw him like bartending in Caribbean somewhere.

[00:30:30] Well that's all true.

[00:30:32] So he had a wife too while he was having all these affairs and tying people up and beating them and saying he's going to eat them.

[00:30:39] He had a wife and kids.

[00:30:42] She said his ex-wife spoke out after watching the House of Hammer.

[00:30:46] It was painful and heartbreaking.

[00:30:48] Yeah she recounted the sexual abuse allegations made against her ex husband.

[00:30:54] Army, army.

[00:30:57] It's a strange name.

[00:30:59] She was married to him for 10 years and has two kids with him.

[00:31:02] It was heartbreaking on so many levels to watch it.

[00:31:04] I did not plan on seeing it but I did drop the kids off at school one day and came home and watched it with my support system around me.

[00:31:10] It was obviously heartbreaking on so many levels and painful.

[00:31:13] At the same time it exists.

[00:31:15] The past is a past and all we can do is take this moment to listen and learn and hopefully process and heal in every capacity.

[00:31:21] When asked if she was surprised by anything she saw, I definitely was surprised but I think that's to be expected.

[00:31:26] She's not going to show her children.

[00:31:28] No.

[00:31:30] No.

[00:31:31] It's a very important part.

[00:31:33] It details his alleged sexual abuse plus claims that Hammer tracked a woman with his phone and referred to her as a slave.

[00:31:43] Alleged text messages from Hammer claim that he once told a woman he enjoyed raping you on the floor while a voice note allegedly featured Hammer telling a woman he wanted to tie her up with ropes and incapacitator.

[00:31:56] What?

[00:31:58] He's just such a smoocher.

[00:32:02] You could show up with flowers and candy.

[00:32:05] Oh my God!

[00:32:06] Nope, I'm showing up with ropes and I'm going to incapacitate you.

[00:32:11] Yeah, I don't even know that it was worth three parts.

[00:32:16] This could have been...

[00:32:19] Well they go into the family's history and the other men in the family were cray-cray.

[00:32:24] I'm not saying the women weren't but they don't tell us about that.

[00:32:27] They only tell us about the cray-cray men.

[00:32:30] So, there you go.

[00:32:32] If you want to watch it, I would have it on in the background.

[00:32:35] I don't think it was worth, you know, a sit down popcorn night.

[00:32:41] Put it that way.

[00:32:43] It's good for a plane.

[00:32:45] It's good for...I have my airplane things.

[00:32:47] It's good for a plane.

[00:32:48] Alright, we're moving on to...

[00:32:49] Holy shit!

[00:32:53] Would you eat cheese that was 2600 years old?

[00:32:56] No.

[00:32:57] Meaning in there.

[00:32:58] This Hal-Umi cheese is around 20, they found it in a clay vessel in Egypt.

[00:33:07] They decorated with a D'Amante...wait...

[00:33:13] D'Amatic script.

[00:33:15] An ancient Egyptian form of writing.

[00:33:18] They found...they're digging up a whole other thing.

[00:33:22] They found blocks of white cheese dating back 2600 years.

[00:33:26] According to Egypt today, the cheese was on earth during the excavation at the Sagara Necropolis.

[00:33:32] The site is especially significant.

[00:33:34] The Egyptian Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities said because it contains relics and tombs

[00:33:39] from several different eras, temples including the six pharaonic...

[00:33:43] I didn't know that was a word.

[00:33:45] Pharaonic?

[00:33:46] Pharaonic!

[00:33:47] D'Amante dynasty.

[00:33:48] Many animal statues.

[00:33:49] Well, you could sell those on the side of the road.

[00:33:51] Let's get this stuff.

[00:33:52] Come on, let's move this and move some items here.

[00:33:54] The ancient cheese goes back to the 26 Egyptian dynasty roughly between 660 or 664 and 524.

[00:34:03] Whoa!

[00:34:04] Yeah.

[00:34:05] Ooh, it was a...they identified it as Halumi, a traditional cheese made from a blend of goat

[00:34:12] sheep and occasionally cow milk.

[00:34:13] It's known for its squeaky texture and it's similar to mozzarella.

[00:34:17] It can be eaten raw, but it's also a high melting point.

[00:34:20] It means it's perfect for grilling or frying and it can be substituted for meat in a dish.

[00:34:24] I'm going to try this now.

[00:34:26] How do you get a hold of this?

[00:34:27] Modern Halumi.

[00:34:29] It's typically made with entire cow's milk due to its widespread availability and low cost.

[00:34:34] Oh goodness!

[00:34:35] That's if it fits right in my belly with a little redneck.

[00:34:37] Redneck cheap cheese.

[00:34:40] It was increasingly incredibly popular in eastern Mediterranean cultures.

[00:34:45] Yeah, I don't think...would you eat?

[00:34:48] I mean, you got to throw it out, right?

[00:34:50] Yes!

[00:34:51] I don't know.

[00:34:54] Alongside the ancient cheese, researchers also found traces of bacteria they believe

[00:34:58] which would have caused brulosis and infectious disease brought on by consuming unpasturized dairy products.

[00:35:07] Ugh, the symptoms include fever, sweating, mayol, semen, or the flu.

[00:35:11] The DZ's exist today, but the ancient bacteria found in the tomb

[00:35:15] marks the oldest known occurrence of the illness.

[00:35:19] Gross!

[00:35:21] Huh?

[00:35:22] Yeah, well, you know they all can't be feel good stories.

[00:35:25] Patels.

[00:35:26] Sometimes you just got to know things.

[00:35:28] You got to know...now we all learned something here today.

[00:35:30] We're going to get hold of me cheese.

[00:35:32] I'm going right up to publics.

[00:35:34] Holy shit, they found it!

[00:35:37] Yep.

[00:35:38] 7000 year old structure near Prague is older than Stonehenge and the Egyptian pyramids.

[00:35:44] Whoa!

[00:35:45] What?

[00:35:46] What's going on over there, Prague?

[00:35:48] Archaeologists digging near Prague have discovered the remains of a Stone Age structure that's older than Stonehenge

[00:35:53] and even the pyramids in a complex known as a roundel.

[00:35:58] Never heard of a roundel.

[00:36:00] I've heard around about...

[00:36:04] They put one in a small town in Missouri around about...

[00:36:07] Holy shit, did that cause chaos.

[00:36:09] They had to put on the front of the newspaper, the local town paper,

[00:36:13] like five days in a row how to use it.

[00:36:15] Old people, full stop.

[00:36:17] What the fuck is going on?

[00:36:19] Why is there a circle?

[00:36:21] What?

[00:36:22] What?

[00:36:23] What happened to my stoplights?

[00:36:25] What?

[00:36:26] Yeah, they still can't do it right.

[00:36:29] Nearly 7000 years ago during the late Neolithic, our new Stone Age,

[00:36:33] a local farming community may have gathered in this circular building

[00:36:37] but although its true purpose is unknown, they always guess with crazy shit.

[00:36:43] Well maybe this is where they gathered, maybe it was for weddings.

[00:36:47] Maybe some jackstraw just felt like making a round tower.

[00:36:50] It sounds like a round... I don't know if it's a...

[00:36:52] The roundel is large.

[00:36:54] It's about 180 feet in diameter or about as long as the Leaning Tower of Pisa is tall.

[00:36:59] Radio Prague International reported...

[00:37:02] And while it's too early to say anything about the people building this roundel,

[00:37:06] it's clear that they were part of the stroked pottery culture

[00:37:09] which flourished between 49,000 BC and 4,400 BC.

[00:37:16] Yeah.

[00:37:18] They found it... they found another one too, another one too

[00:37:23] when they were digging around for pipelines and crap.

[00:37:26] Yeah I mean somebody needs to go figure out now you found it.

[00:37:29] I'll show you a picture of it in the show notes.

[00:37:32] And I really know that roundels were not well known ancient features

[00:37:36] until a few decades ago when aerial and drone footage became a key part

[00:37:40] of the archaeological toolkit.

[00:37:42] But now archaeologists know that roundels are the oldest evidence

[00:37:45] that are in the whole of Europe.

[00:37:47] Well I've been to Europe a lot of times and I've never had anybody tell me

[00:37:51] to go see a roundel.

[00:37:53] No. Beehives in Ireland, those are round.

[00:37:57] Not real, they're not for bees.

[00:37:59] They just look like beehives and they were for the tiniest people.

[00:38:02] That's everything I walk in there and I go,

[00:38:04] finally shit that's my height this place is wonderful.

[00:38:11] The inner part of each roundel was likely lined with wooden poles,

[00:38:15] perhaps mud plastering, hundreds of these circular earthworks

[00:38:18] have been found throughout Central Europe.

[00:38:20] But they also, but they all date to the span of just two or three centuries.

[00:38:24] While their popularity and the late Neolithic is clear their function

[00:38:28] is still in question.

[00:38:30] So I don't know we'll get an update when we find out somebody,

[00:38:34] somebody's got to figure out what were the hell were these four?

[00:38:39] Oh my gosh considering over one quarter of all roundels found today

[00:38:42] are located in the Czech Republic.

[00:38:44] Future research similar to the evacuation at Vinar may help solve the mystery.

[00:38:50] What was going on in Czechoslovakia?

[00:38:52] Or was it Czech or Slovakia?

[00:38:54] No, they're divided.

[00:38:57] Sometimes when I can't fall asleep at night,

[00:38:59] I think they took a country's name Czechoslovakia

[00:39:03] and instead of being created they just went your Czech and your Slovakia.

[00:39:07] So then I do it with states in the United States.

[00:39:10] Your arc and your anzis.

[00:39:12] It's so stupid.

[00:39:14] You're miss in your Uri.

[00:39:18] You're in and you're Diana.

[00:39:20] What? Oh my God it never stops.

[00:39:22] And you can divide them many, many ways.

[00:39:24] It's just something to put yourself to sleep.

[00:39:26] I'm going to save this one for next week.

[00:39:29] That's a whole shit they found it.

[00:39:31] It's a good one but I'm going to save it.

[00:39:33] I'm moving on to news because this is important.

[00:39:35] How many people out there want a free Yeti cooler?

[00:39:40] Me.

[00:39:41] That's right, battles.

[00:39:43] I love a Yeti too.

[00:39:44] And you know what?

[00:39:45] As a Libra the hardest thing to do, pick the color.

[00:39:48] Oh, fuck.

[00:39:49] And then every year they come out with,

[00:39:50] now they saw an orange one, some lady,

[00:39:52] because here's what's happening.

[00:39:54] Thousands of Yeti coolers are washing up on the Alaskan shoreline.

[00:40:00] A cargo ship.

[00:40:02] A shit ton of them fell off and now they're free floating

[00:40:06] and nothing will happen to them.

[00:40:08] Even if they hit a rock, they're so sturdy.

[00:40:11] I wish they weren't as heavy but I do understand

[00:40:14] that's part of the reason they work so good.

[00:40:18] Yeti's average size coolers went up to $800

[00:40:20] but you can grab one for free with this accidental deal.

[00:40:23] And by the way, this is how good they work.

[00:40:26] If I have, let's say you had people over on Friday

[00:40:30] and put the Yeti out even in the heat of the summer

[00:40:33] there's still ice in that on Sunday.

[00:40:36] And they're the coldest beers floating in a tri-state area.

[00:40:40] Guaranteed.

[00:40:41] Guaranteed.

[00:40:43] Cooler connoisseurs rejoice.

[00:40:45] Thousands of Yeti, pricey Yeti coolers are washing up

[00:40:48] on the shores of Alaska after a cargo ship

[00:40:50] unintentionally sent a few cases overboard.

[00:40:54] Oh my God.

[00:40:55] Yeah, they, now residents of the last frontier,

[00:41:00] Alaska are setting off on foot and in some case

[00:41:02] taking flight to scout, taking flight to scout out

[00:41:05] a free cooler on their own.

[00:41:06] Their enthusiastic efforts are understandable

[00:41:08] because the coolers aren't cheap.

[00:41:09] Average one is $800, one of the most expensive

[00:41:11] one costs a whopping $1,500.

[00:41:15] I wonder which one that is the one with wheels?

[00:41:17] Yeah, the big guy.

[00:41:18] The big, big guy?

[00:41:19] Yeah, it's like 64 or a big car.

[00:41:21] Even if these icing containers were cheap

[00:41:27] who doesn't love free stuff?

[00:41:28] Not to mention that the fact that in addition

[00:41:30] to bragging rights you can also feel self-righteous

[00:41:32] about clearing the beaches of plastic waste.

[00:41:34] It's a win-win.

[00:41:36] These bougie beverage boxes are going fast.

[00:41:40] One astute cooler spotter reportedly grabbed 20 of them.

[00:41:44] Whoa!

[00:41:45] Why would they need so many?

[00:41:47] Who knows?

[00:41:48] Well, you give them away, give them his presents.

[00:41:49] Put them on people's porches like Santa Claus.

[00:41:51] You're Yeti Claus.

[00:41:52] You're Yeti Claus.

[00:41:53] You're Yeti Claus.

[00:41:54] Only one could hope they have a Robin Hood

[00:41:56] like plan to distribute their wealth and good fortune

[00:41:58] evenly.

[00:41:59] Yes.

[00:42:00] Alas, there are still a ton of coolers out there.

[00:42:02] So get in a car or hop on a flight and get going.

[00:42:04] This deal is only limited for a bit.

[00:42:06] Limited time.

[00:42:07] Well, it's pleasant.

[00:42:08] But don't take our word for it.

[00:42:09] Look at the photographic evidence below.

[00:42:10] We'll post a picture.

[00:42:11] There's a girl that found an orange one.

[00:42:12] And it's the size I like.

[00:42:13] It's a smaller guy.

[00:42:15] And now I didn't know.

[00:42:16] I've never seen that orange and now I want that.

[00:42:20] Oh, I have one.

[00:42:22] I don't need to get a new one just because of color.

[00:42:24] That's just me being a little tiny,

[00:42:26] spoiled rotten brat.

[00:42:28] Here's a little update.

[00:42:31] Although I could use a smaller one for the car ride sometimes.

[00:42:35] It doesn't wait 900 pounds yet.

[00:42:38] That's the only drawback.

[00:42:40] Because even the one with wheels, OK,

[00:42:42] I can get it down to the boat.

[00:42:43] But how am I going to get into the boat now?

[00:42:45] You know, this is just this was truly an update.

[00:42:49] But I missed it as an update.

[00:42:51] I'm just going to tell you because you guys know how much

[00:42:53] I love Mark Buckeberg.

[00:42:56] You love him.

[00:42:58] He had $71 billion of wealth wiped out.

[00:43:03] What?

[00:43:04] It's because of meta, because of the metaverse.

[00:43:08] His pivot has cost him dearly in the real world.

[00:43:11] Yeah, well, why don't you make fake money in your metaverse

[00:43:14] and you can claim that even in a rough year for whatever you

[00:43:17] even in a rough year for just about every US tech tight

[00:43:20] in the wealth and raise from chief executive officer

[00:43:23] of meta platform stands out.

[00:43:25] His fortune has been cut in half and then some

[00:43:27] dropping by $71 billion this year so far.

[00:43:32] This year so far.

[00:43:34] The most among the ultra rich track by the Bloomberg

[00:43:37] billionaires index at $55.9 billion.

[00:43:42] His net worth ranks 20th among global billionaires.

[00:43:45] His lowest spot since 2014 and behind three Waltons

[00:43:50] and two members of the Koch family coach.

[00:43:55] I know what I was saying.

[00:43:57] It was less than two years ago, he was worth $106 billion.

[00:44:01] Yeah, well the metaverse is stupid.

[00:44:05] You want people like me.

[00:44:07] That's who you're trying to get.

[00:44:08] You don't want the tech savvy people already.

[00:44:10] They're already going to do that stuff.

[00:44:11] Trying to get me.

[00:44:13] No, well I won't do it because I don't like them.

[00:44:15] But let's say I liked him.

[00:44:17] I still wouldn't go, it's terrible.

[00:44:20] Everything about it.

[00:44:22] Go try it if you don't believe me.

[00:44:23] Yes, I swear to God.

[00:44:26] Did Nostradamus predict the queen's death?

[00:44:34] He sure enough did.

[00:44:36] Tell you what though, when you read all the things he's predicted

[00:44:39] you do not want to, I would not have hung out with that guy.

[00:44:42] It's a buzz kill because he doesn't predict,

[00:44:45] he never predicts anything positive.

[00:44:47] It's all negative shit and I know he didn't have control over it

[00:44:51] or whatever, but I'll just read you some.

[00:44:55] Book sales about the astrologers and Nostradamus

[00:44:57] have soared since the queen died is that people have suggested

[00:45:00] that the French prophet predicted her death more than 450 years ago.

[00:45:04] He'd previously been hailed for predicting the great fire of London,

[00:45:07] Hitler's rise to power, and the wars that hit Europe.

[00:45:10] Sensor death, the sales, they already said that.

[00:45:13] I don't know why they said that again.

[00:45:17] In the week prior the book just sold,

[00:45:19] okay, everybody, within the book it was first published in 2006.

[00:45:23] But see this is how you interpret his quadrants.

[00:45:26] And I've seen the quadrants and they're in French

[00:45:29] and I can read some French but not that good of French.

[00:45:32] Then they put the English translation next to it.

[00:45:35] It's all very vague.

[00:45:36] It's like he with the red hair and the short leg.

[00:45:40] Well that's pretty specific I guess if you had a short leg.

[00:45:42] But he with the red hair in the wind, I don't know.

[00:45:47] I mean I do believe these people see this shit but within the book,

[00:45:51] it was published in, that's the big book that was published in 2006.

[00:45:55] Reading interprets one quatron as saying Queen Elizabeth will die

[00:45:59] circa 22 at the age of around 96.

[00:46:03] Bingo! Nailed it!

[00:46:09] The increased sales have grown since extracts went viral on social media.

[00:46:15] Prior to her death there were suggestions that Nostradamus had even predicted the war in Ukraine

[00:46:19] with vague suggestions that France might even face a threat from the east.

[00:46:23] This is what he wrote.

[00:46:25] It said, blue head shall white head harm in such degree

[00:46:31] as France is both good to both shall err amount.

[00:46:36] What?

[00:46:38] Yeah I think it was down there.

[00:46:40] Blue head and white head, that's their flag.

[00:46:45] I mean this is like a ridiculous puzzle.

[00:46:49] We're never going to know the answer.

[00:46:52] Some expert suggested it could be referring to a third world war

[00:47:00] that could take place within the next few years.

[00:47:02] Yeah I don't think Putin's bluffing, I think there's something wrong with him.

[00:47:05] I think he's sick and I think he will just do about anything.

[00:47:11] There's 942 forecasts in the form of quatrons or quatrains however you want to say it.

[00:47:16] Coin the prophet of doom, no shit.

[00:47:19] You did not want to go have a beer with this guy, hey do you know what's going to happen next week?

[00:47:22] No I don't want to know.

[00:47:25] He was inspired by Big Google Techs and his own experience.

[00:47:29] Experiences of the plague which predictions focused on famine and sorrow.

[00:47:33] More than 400 years after his book his work remains popular.

[00:47:37] He predicted climate change but again he said that soaring temperatures would half cook fish in the sea.

[00:47:46] He suggested eventually the human race will not see rain for 40 years.

[00:47:50] Well they're going to see it this week in Jack and Ficky's backyard.

[00:47:54] And when it finally does there will be great floods that will devastate nations.

[00:47:57] But see I think he could say look at the flooding in Nova Scotia from Hurricane Fiona.

[00:48:04] I mean I don't know.

[00:48:06] I feel like we've always had floods, we've always had fires.

[00:48:08] Is it getting worse?

[00:48:09] Yes I do agree with that but it wouldn't be that hard to predict that.

[00:48:13] I can tell you that.

[00:48:14] Right.

[00:48:15] Not knocking Nostradamus, he did a very...

[00:48:17] He kind of are.

[00:48:18] No I'm just saying it's too vague and the interpreters like I could say I see fire in the west.

[00:48:25] Yeah all that shit in California is going to burn up.

[00:48:27] Fire!

[00:48:29] Half the golf course I used to play I burned down out there.

[00:48:34] I mean it was just one thing after another.

[00:48:36] He wrote because of the solar heat on the sea of I don't know what Iboia.

[00:48:44] The fishes have cooked the inhabitants will come to cut them when the biscuit will fail Rhodes and Genoa.

[00:48:53] What?

[00:48:54] I did not read that wrong.

[00:48:56] Then he had another one for 40 years the rainbow will not be seen for 40 years it will be seen every day.

[00:49:05] The dry oath will grow more parts and then there will be floods when it is seen.

[00:49:09] Good times buddy.

[00:49:12] Oh we're also going to get hit by an asteroid causing math death but he doesn't say exactly when.

[00:49:18] I don't know.

[00:49:22] But he did say this stuff about the queen and he got the years right.

[00:49:26] That's pretty specific.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:31] Yeah maybe I'll go look some more up.

[00:49:35] Yeah maybe I'd like the book.

[00:49:38] I always saw parts of the book.

[00:49:41] Yeah.

[00:49:44] Here's a record.

[00:49:47] Michael Jordan Jersey sold for over $10 million.

[00:49:50] $10 million.

[00:49:52] Dostrade Thomas did you predict that?

[00:49:54] No.

[00:49:55] I don't think so.

[00:49:56] No.

[00:49:57] A jersey worn by Michael Jordan legend Michael Jordan sold for $10.1 million becoming the most expensive piece of game worn sports memorabilia ever bought at an auction.

[00:50:06] It was sold Thursday at Sotheby's Invictus as a two-part auction of sports artifacts.

[00:50:11] The bright red shirt with the words Bulls 33 amass 20 bids.

[00:50:16] He wore the jersey during game one of the 1998 NBA finals.

[00:50:20] His team the Bulls would go on to defeat the Utah Jazz.

[00:50:24] The season is widely known as Jordan's Last Dance because it concluded a historic run of Win for the Bulls in the 90s which included six NBS.

[00:50:31] Wait wait wait wait.

[00:50:33] Although a 1952 tops Mickey Mantle card still holds the title for generally the most valuable piece of sports memorabilia sold at an auction.

[00:50:42] Not wearable.

[00:50:43] That was with a price tag of $12 million.

[00:50:46] The jerseys also considered the most valuable Jordan related item ever sold at an auction in 2021.

[00:50:52] A pair of sneakers he wore.

[00:50:54] I don't want the shirt or the sneakers.

[00:50:57] I don't want clothes.

[00:50:58] No.

[00:50:59] And sweaty clothes.

[00:51:00] What do you mean?

[00:51:01] Nothing.

[00:51:02] Maybe a baseball card if it was a cardinal.

[00:51:08] Okay.

[00:51:09] Um, no I don't know what I would do with it.

[00:51:13] Okay.

[00:51:14] His shoes sold for $1.5 million.

[00:51:17] Somebody bought a pair of stinky ass tennis shoes.

[00:51:21] That's ridiculous.

[00:51:22] Yeah well they're Michaels.

[00:51:23] I get it but no thank you.

[00:51:26] Um, where are we going with this?

[00:51:29] Okay this is a big story.

[00:51:33] Speaking of the queen.

[00:51:37] Did, yeah the dead queen.

[00:51:41] Did Camilla and Charles have a love child?

[00:51:47] I know.

[00:51:48] I know but I've done a lot of research into it and I think I believe this guy.

[00:51:53] He's in Australia.

[00:51:55] He's the right age.

[00:51:56] All he's asking for is a DNA test.

[00:51:58] His grandmother told him on her death bed that she was a love child of Camilla and Charles

[00:52:03] and that those people were not his real family but they adopted him and they loved him.

[00:52:08] He looks like him.

[00:52:13] Your death is unfortunate.

[00:52:15] He's better looking.

[00:52:17] For more than two years Simon Durante Day has been attracting attention because he claims to be the love child

[00:52:22] of the now King Charles III and Camilla.

[00:52:25] He doesn't seem crazy.

[00:52:27] There's an Australian 60 minutes I still haven't had time to watch because I've been busy running around eating Lula's barbecue.

[00:52:33] Um, not doing enough homework but the man said he was saddened to see the funeral procession

[00:52:39] learn of the death of his grandmother so he is all in saying that's my grandma.

[00:52:45] And he finds it shocking that William has been named the Prince of Wales and not him who is supposed to be the true heir.

[00:52:51] It's not hard to take Charles naming William as the Prince of Wales as anything other than a kick in the face.

[00:52:57] I don't want to feel that way but I do and I think Charles should give me an answer.

[00:53:01] Acknowledge me.

[00:53:03] He gives William a title like that? Well where's my answer?

[00:53:05] Where's my DNA test?

[00:53:07] If you're not my father prove you're not.

[00:53:10] He's got a point and they were over there in Australia at this time

[00:53:16] and there were no pictures seen of Camilla for about nine months and wait till you tell the next thing.

[00:53:23] He's very sad.

[00:53:25] Um, he's met, you know people are taking his, he has a normal job.

[00:53:30] He's not like a crazy person.

[00:53:32] He sounds nuts.

[00:53:34] No he doesn't sound nuts.

[00:53:36] I'm gonna have to go get more of the story.

[00:53:38] Yeah you will.

[00:53:39] Well here's it now they have pictures of Camilla's baby bump could prove of the alleged love job.

[00:53:45] Baby bump.

[00:53:46] Baby bump, you know, yeah.

[00:53:48] Simon Durante Day claims he's a love child and has a new photo and a new photo has emerged of the Queen Concert.

[00:54:00] That's Camilla now which would add validity to his claims.

[00:54:03] The photo taken on April 12th 1966 shows a baby bump on Camilla and is caused to stir with those that believe the Australians claims.

[00:54:11] I think it's very telling that Camilla was out of the social scene for so many months leading up to my birth.

[00:54:16] And then the first photo of her in so long she has a slight bump but this is another very big piece in a jigsaw puzzle which is coming together for me.

[00:54:25] As I've always said there isn't one just one clue or one piece of proof.

[00:54:28] There's a lot of evidence and when you put it all together it makes for a pretty compelling argument.

[00:54:31] I wanted DNS to DNA test and I'm working with the courts to get one.

[00:54:36] I just want the truth to come out.

[00:54:38] Now I will go for the next podcast and find out what his case is and I'll lay it out for you and then you can decide.

[00:54:43] But here's a picture of Camilla and she's got one of those like baby doll dresses on.

[00:54:48] If I would have had that on I think my stomach would have looked like that and that's not a baby bump, she did just unflattering.

[00:54:54] It's just she was very pretty when she was younger.

[00:54:58] I've never seen a picture ever young.

[00:55:00] My grandmother who worked for the Queen, the grandma worked for the Queen

[00:55:05] told me outright that I was Camilla and Charles's son son many many times.

[00:55:09] I've been unable to find any photos of Camilla from the last months of 1965 or the beginning of 1966 when she would have been heavily pregnant with me.

[00:55:18] He is my age.

[00:55:20] I'm just saying.

[00:55:24] Why would they hide a kid?

[00:55:26] Because he was...

[00:55:28] Everybody hid kids back then.

[00:55:34] No, because he wasn't going to marry her.

[00:55:39] Everybody did.

[00:55:40] No, because he's the king.

[00:55:41] He has to marry the perfect person and all this horseshit.

[00:55:45] And I don't know what her deal was.

[00:55:46] She might have been married somebody else back then.

[00:55:48] I don't know.

[00:55:49] It was a baby and it got given away.

[00:55:51] Whoa!

[00:55:52] Yep.

[00:55:53] Dropping that down.

[00:55:54] This, this guy.

[00:55:57] You don't believe him?

[00:55:58] Nope.

[00:55:59] All right.

[00:56:00] Well, I'm going to come next week prepared with a better case.

[00:56:03] I think it's totally possible.

[00:56:06] Everybody know about Beyond Meat?

[00:56:08] The company?

[00:56:09] Beyond Meat.

[00:56:10] Well, the COO...

[00:56:12] It's vegan meat.

[00:56:13] It's vegan meat.

[00:56:14] Yeah, it's not meat.

[00:56:15] The COO, Doug Ramsey, was arrested for biting a man's nose off after an Arkansas college football game.

[00:56:24] Shut up!

[00:56:25] Biting his nose off?

[00:56:26] Yeah.

[00:56:27] Wait a year.

[00:56:28] What did he do?

[00:56:29] Yeah.

[00:56:30] Beyond Meat, Chief Operating Officer Doug Ramsey, he doesn't look nice in this picture.

[00:56:35] He looks very menacing.

[00:56:36] He was arrested this week and after allegedly biting a man's nose in an Arkansas parking garage following a college football game.

[00:56:42] He's 53.

[00:56:43] They were to parking lot.

[00:56:45] I'll tell you.

[00:56:46] Hang on.

[00:56:47] He was charged with terroristic threatening.

[00:56:49] He's 53 years old.

[00:56:51] And third degree battery.

[00:56:52] And how about cannibalism?

[00:56:54] Third degree and he bit his nose off?

[00:56:56] Yep.

[00:56:57] Oh my God.

[00:56:58] He was booked in Washington County, Arkansas jail on Saturday evening.

[00:57:01] He was released on Sunday according to the information page.

[00:57:04] He did not respond to requests from CNBC.

[00:57:07] The altercation happened at a parking garage near Donald Reynolds Razorback Stadium in Fayetteville.

[00:57:13] I've been to Fayetteville.

[00:57:14] It's a very cute town.

[00:57:15] My cousin went to college there and then I did a show down there.

[00:57:19] It's adorable.

[00:57:21] So they went to the stadium after a university game.

[00:57:25] This happened in the parking garage.

[00:57:27] Ramsay allegedly punched through the back windshield of a Subaru after it made contact with the front tire of Ramsay's car.

[00:57:36] The Subaru owner, this is a little usually people who have the Subarus are like Earth people.

[00:57:44] Yeah.

[00:57:45] The Subaru owner got off his car and Ramsay allegedly started punching him and biting his nose, biting his nose, ripping the flesh off of his nose.

[00:57:55] The victim and witness, the victim and a witness also alleged that Ramsay told the Subaru owner he was going to kill him.

[00:58:06] Wow.

[00:58:07] The campus police declined to comment.

[00:58:09] He's been the chief operating officer since December.

[00:58:12] The food company has been facing skepticism from investors over disappointing sales, operating challenges and its long-term growth prospects.

[00:58:19] The stock has fallen 73% this year.

[00:58:22] Oh.

[00:58:24] Yeah.

[00:58:25] Dragging its market cap down to $1 billion.

[00:58:27] Just three years ago the company was at $13 billion.

[00:58:30] Geez.

[00:58:32] He spent three decades at Tyson Foods, this guy Ramsay overseeing its poultry and McDonald's businesses.

[00:58:38] Tyson, yeah we know.

[00:58:40] That's crazy.

[00:58:42] Yeah, like that is beyond the pale of road rage.

[00:58:47] I mean people, yeah people shoot each other or people, but to get so close up to somebody and just go,

[00:58:53] Just take their nose off?

[00:58:55] Well he is a vegan.

[00:59:00] Maybe he's not.

[00:59:02] He's, yeah well is that, yeah, I mean you're eating an animal.

[00:59:06] I'm an animal.

[00:59:07] Damn right I'm an animal.

[00:59:10] Alright we're going to learn two things.

[00:59:13] I don't really have a feel good story so these are important things to know for your life before we go.

[00:59:19] Ready?

[00:59:20] Okay.

[00:59:21] Now, during Thunderstorms all I remember my mom would ever say was,

[00:59:27] Hang up the phone!

[00:59:29] She was terrified of the telephone during the Thunderstorm and I never even asked why.

[00:59:33] I just pictured the electricity coming through the cord and then the phone would go,

[00:59:37] MWAH!

[00:59:38] And then I would die.

[00:59:39] That's what I thought would happen.

[00:59:40] I never asked because I knew it was going to be some scientific explanation I don't give a shit about.

[00:59:44] Just tell me the phone will blow up and I got you.

[00:59:46] I believe you, I got you.

[00:59:48] Well here's why you shouldn't shower during a Thunderstorm.

[00:59:51] I did not know this.

[00:59:53] I had no idea.

[00:59:55] Trees begin to sway, the sky darkens.

[00:59:57] This is all going to happen to my parents on Wednesday.

[00:59:59] And suddenly the distant sound of thunder.

[01:00:02] That's your cue to potential dangers on the way.

[01:00:04] In fact, it's likely within 10 miles of you according to the National Weather Service.

[01:00:09] Yeah I don't know.

[01:00:11] I think my weather channel app is a little psycho.

[01:00:13] It doesn't matter where I go in the United States when I go to the weather thing it just goes,

[01:00:17] There's a lightning strike within 10 miles and it's just sunny out.

[01:00:20] Maybe they're confused where I'm at.

[01:00:22] Anyway, don't ignore the thunder because where there's thunder there's lightning.

[01:00:25] And who taught us that?

[01:00:26] Stevie Nicks.

[01:00:27] And lightning can kill or maim you in ways you would least expect it.

[01:00:31] That includes when you are in the shower, tub or even washing dishes.

[01:00:35] Lightning can travel through plumbing.

[01:00:39] It's best to avoid all water during a do not shower, bathe, watch dishes or wash your hands.

[01:00:45] The risk of lightning traveling through plumbing might be less with plastic pipes and metal pipes.

[01:00:49] However, it's best to avoid any contact with plumbing and running water during a lightning storm

[01:00:53] to reduce your risk of being struck.

[01:00:56] That's not the only danger.

[01:00:58] Stay off porches and balconies, don't go near windows and doors

[01:01:01] and do not lie down on concrete floors or lean against concrete walls or basement I guess.

[01:01:07] Also do not use anything connected to an electrical outlet such as computers, yeah.

[01:01:12] Or electronic equipment.

[01:01:14] Stay off corded phones.

[01:01:15] Yeah that was my mom's one.

[01:01:17] And I love phone!

[01:01:18] Cell phones, cordless phones are safe.

[01:01:20] Cell phones are safe.

[01:01:21] If they're not connected to an outlet through a charger.

[01:01:25] Yeah?

[01:01:26] I didn't know that.

[01:01:27] You can calculate distance between you and the lightning but do it from a...

[01:01:31] See, I always wondered how you do that.

[01:01:33] Count the number of seconds between the flash of lightning

[01:01:36] and the sound of thunder and then divide by five.

[01:01:41] It's already too hard for me.

[01:01:43] What if it was only three and I got to divide up by five?

[01:01:45] You can't do that.

[01:01:46] It's negative.

[01:01:47] Right, it's fractions.

[01:01:49] I'm out.

[01:01:50] Fractions.

[01:01:51] It's a period.

[01:01:53] So with five seconds equaling one mile, oh my god this is like kind of corrupt.

[01:01:58] It would give me like fifth grade and I'd just go, you know what?

[01:02:01] Run.

[01:02:02] You heard thunder, you heard light.

[01:02:03] This is what you're supposed to do.

[01:02:05] Count the number of seconds between the flash of lightning and the sound of thunder

[01:02:08] and then divide by five.

[01:02:10] With five seconds equaling one mile, 15 seconds equaling three miles

[01:02:14] and zero seconds very close.

[01:02:17] That's too hard.

[01:02:21] Yeah.

[01:02:22] I'll just assume if there's thunder and lightning to go inside.

[01:02:26] Right?

[01:02:29] Here's a last little something.

[01:02:31] Just a little piece of knowledge to float through life with.

[01:02:33] It doesn't really affect anything either which way.

[01:02:36] But I thought, you know what?

[01:02:37] My whole life I've never known this.

[01:02:39] What do the M&M on M&M stand for?

[01:02:46] Well I knew one was for Mars because Mars candy.

[01:02:49] And I want to do those people.

[01:02:50] That family is very elusive.

[01:02:53] Yes, and they lay low.

[01:02:55] They got zillions.

[01:02:56] I want to find out what their thing is.

[01:02:58] Next webcast.

[01:03:00] Maybe they don't do anything interesting.

[01:03:03] Maybe they're just very boring nice people.

[01:03:05] Sweet lovers are only to think about what the initials mean.

[01:03:09] The multicolored shelled chocolate treats have tiny M's printed on the top.

[01:03:13] In my mind I used to pretend it was from Madigan.

[01:03:15] M&M's are owned by Mars Inc.

[01:03:17] So you'd be thinking correct if you'd be thinking that's what one of the M stands for.

[01:03:20] What about the second M?

[01:03:22] This is the name of a man called Bruce Murray who developed,

[01:03:25] who helped develop the iconic candy coated chocolate pieces with Mars.

[01:03:30] After a fallout with his father Frank Mars in 1932,

[01:03:34] Forest Mars went to England to start manufacturing Mars bars.

[01:03:39] During his time he noticed people eating small chocolate buttons

[01:03:43] with a hard sugar shell coating to prevent it from melting.

[01:03:46] The idea had been reportedly popular with soldiers in the Spanish Civil War

[01:03:50] to carry chocolates and warmer clients without it melting.

[01:03:53] Forest began to get interested in the idea of developing his own product

[01:03:56] which could be transported at high temperatures.

[01:03:58] Then this would later be reflected in the future M&M's slogan

[01:04:02] Melt in Your Mouth Not In Your Hand.

[01:04:05] Mars approached Bruce Murray,

[01:04:07] who was the son of Hershey's chocolate president William F. R. Murray

[01:04:12] with the idea and he was impressed.

[01:04:14] In 1940 M&M was M&M LTD was born

[01:04:18] and hit the shelves in 1941 and came to the UK in the 80s.

[01:04:22] They didn't have M&M's till the 80s.

[01:04:25] Is that true? Do we have any termites over there?

[01:04:29] So there you have it.

[01:04:31] We have Forest Mars and Bruce Murray to think for the delicious snack.

[01:04:35] If you're wondering who all the M&M characters are,

[01:04:38] we revealed their names.

[01:04:40] What? Oh the character. Yeah, the dancing M&M's I don't care.

[01:04:43] Well there's a little something for you termites.

[01:04:45] Alright, your fall termites?

[01:04:49] It seems like it's finally switched to fall.

[01:04:51] We have another update.

[01:04:55] Another update? Yeah, a podcast.

[01:04:57] Oh this is a serious update.

[01:04:59] Serious. It's a fun update.

[01:05:02] And I hope this isn't crampity buddy style.

[01:05:05] The podcast is going to be moving to coming out on Wednesdays.

[01:05:09] Every Wednesday.

[01:05:11] And I'm never going to change it again.

[01:05:13] But with the touring schedule and not getting back sometimes

[01:05:17] till Monday, it's very hard to get it all ready for Tuesday

[01:05:20] because I don't like to do it on the road.

[01:05:22] Because it's too hard.

[01:05:24] I would miss Smokey and Bucky and Fred Bird and you.

[01:05:32] Yeah, I can't do this by myself on the road.

[01:05:35] So Wednesdays.

[01:05:39] Yeah, it'll just be give me an extra day because I'm usually off on Monday and Tuesday.

[01:05:43] But sometimes Monday is a travel day.

[01:05:45] So many so much crying so much whining.

[01:05:48] So there you have it.

[01:05:50] So I hope that suits everybody's schedule.

[01:05:52] Wednesdays.

[01:05:54] Whenever the boys edit it and then they pop it up.

[01:05:57] I don't know.

[01:05:58] Usually try to get it out early early morning.

[01:06:01] That's the goal.

[01:06:02] Sometimes we do not hit the goal.

[01:06:04] But remember when you start to bitch, it's free.

[01:06:09] How many free things are there in life?

[01:06:11] Truly free.

[01:06:12] Not many.

[01:06:14] Not many.

[01:06:15] If you wanted to be free, you almost got to steal it.

[01:06:17] What else are you doing this weekend?

[01:06:19] I'm going to go to my cousin Mary's house.

[01:06:24] Yeah.

[01:06:26] My friend Brian is going to get fancy golf.

[01:06:29] I hope.

[01:06:30] I told him to.

[01:06:31] Why didn't tell him to?

[01:06:32] I asked him to.

[01:06:33] I asked him to call this one secret country club that I've never got to play.

[01:06:37] Yeah.

[01:06:38] And it's birthday golf should be different than what you're used to.

[01:06:42] That's about it.

[01:06:44] I'm going to go fishing.

[01:06:46] Oh, Elton John.

[01:06:48] Yeah.

[01:06:49] Sunday.

[01:06:50] Yeah.

[01:06:51] I've never seen him.

[01:06:53] I used to have a disco in my room when I was a child.

[01:06:56] My side of the room was a disco.

[01:06:58] My sister's side was not.

[01:07:00] And Elton John would be featured as welcome to the disco and I'd have your song.

[01:07:06] I would charge people money to get in my room.

[01:07:09] Go serious.

[01:07:10] Yeah, I had disco lights.

[01:07:12] I'd lava lamps and I'm like, welcome to the evening.

[01:07:15] And my mom and dad would come and they would slow dance to Daniel.

[01:07:19] And I'd be like, okay, we're going to heat things up.

[01:07:22] And then boom, Stevie Wonder, Sir Duke.

[01:07:25] I had a great, great.

[01:07:29] I was a great little DJ for age 10.

[01:07:32] I was really on time.

[01:07:33] I had a lot of albums.

[01:07:35] That's what I would do instead of pay attention in science.

[01:07:38] I would do my playlist and my ad for the disco.

[01:07:41] It's because how can I keep people entertained?

[01:07:43] Right.

[01:07:44] Right.

[01:07:45] It's got to be a slow song.

[01:07:46] Welcome me up.

[01:07:47] Get them in.

[01:07:48] I had candy and stuff.

[01:07:50] Great.

[01:07:51] So I've never seen Elton John in my whole life and this is it.

[01:07:55] He's quitting.

[01:07:56] I did see a funny meme of Elton John.

[01:08:00] I've helped John and said, currently the oldest queen in England now.

[01:08:05] I'm sure he would appreciate that.

[01:08:08] I've never got to see him.

[01:08:10] So I did it.

[01:08:13] Pulled the trigger, spent too much money on tickets, but what are you going to do?

[01:08:17] I really believe him when he says he's retiring.

[01:08:20] Yeah, he can tell he's tight tight.

[01:08:22] Yeah.

[01:08:23] Even when he walks, it just looks like an effort.

[01:08:26] And I think he's like 75.

[01:08:28] And those people aren't staged for like two hours playing music.

[01:08:31] I mean, I just stand there and tell jokes for an hour and 20.

[01:08:34] It's just talking.

[01:08:35] That is a whole different animal.

[01:08:37] So.

[01:08:38] And it's a stadium.

[01:08:42] It's at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, but I don't know.

[01:08:45] I think they'll have enough big screens that'll be fine.

[01:08:48] Yeah.

[01:08:49] I wish it was in like in a smaller venue, but what are you going to do?

[01:08:52] I trust him more than I trust Barbara Streisand as far as she said she was retiring and

[01:08:56] then she just bop right back out again.

[01:08:58] Elton, I believe it.

[01:09:00] And if not, oh well, I've wasted some money and hopefully just have a fun Sunday night.

[01:09:06] Good drinks.

[01:09:08] Yeah, drinks.

[01:09:10] And then up to Rochester, Ithaca, Wilkesburg, and then after that, I don't remember.

[01:09:15] It's on the website.

[01:09:17] Yeah.

[01:09:18] Go get yourself some cool ranch.

[01:09:20] Try them, the grooves.

[01:09:22] I'm voting yes on the Cheez-It grooves.

[01:09:24] I don't usually like when the Cheez-It's go off the Cheez-It drill.

[01:09:27] All right, that's it termites your fall termites.

[01:09:29] Now get your hoodies out.

[01:09:31] Yeah.

[01:09:32] Yeah.

[01:09:33] Football is on the move.

[01:09:37] Giselle was supposed to come to the game and I don't know if she did and Tom,

[01:09:40] Tommy played so bad.

[01:09:42] It's embarrassing.

[01:09:43] What the fuck is the matter with you?

[01:09:45] Come on.

[01:09:47] You're worth you're better than this.

[01:09:49] You're better than that super hot model.

[01:09:51] What do you give a shit about some Brazilian model?

[01:09:53] This model's here.

[01:09:54] Let's find a gal for you.

[01:09:56] He's mad.

[01:09:59] And he's sad, I guess.

[01:10:02] I don't know.

[01:10:03] He's mad.

[01:10:04] He threw two tablets and broke them.

[01:10:05] What are you, five?

[01:10:06] Stop breaking shit.

[01:10:07] I don't care if you're a multimillionaire.

[01:10:09] Somebody's got to go get that again now.

[01:10:11] Somebody's got to go goddamn it.

[01:10:12] What did he break?

[01:10:13] And then somebody has to go fetch it.

[01:10:15] And it's just, it's not nice to other people.

[01:10:17] Did you bench him?

[01:10:18] I didn't not bench him.

[01:10:20] No, because I had Justin Harbert and he's hurt.

[01:10:23] So I had to play Tom.

[01:10:26] And he played terribly.

[01:10:28] And I lost this week.

[01:10:31] I lost my game.

[01:10:32] Yeah, I'm still in third place.

[01:10:34] It's great.

[01:10:35] Yeah.

[01:10:36] All right, Tomites, that's enough of my football chatter.

[01:10:38] There's the cutest mascot of all time, Smokey.

[01:10:41] But I love a hound.

[01:10:43] Anything in the hound group, I'm all in.

[01:10:46] I know, he does look a little purple.

[01:10:48] He's probably made in Shinwak.

[01:10:50] He's probably made in China.

[01:10:52] And it doesn't really say.

[01:10:54] But, and they somebody was probably on a conveyor belt.

[01:11:00] They're like, that's not blue.

[01:11:02] Who gives a shit?

[01:11:04] It's a stuff stupid dog.

[01:11:06] It's adorable though.

[01:11:08] He's cute.

[01:11:09] All right, termites, go be yourself fall termites.

[01:11:11] I will see you out on the road.

[01:11:13] Um, wherever I'm going, I know where I'm going the week,

[01:11:16] the week, next week.

[01:11:17] But I don't know where I'm going after that.

[01:11:19] I forgot.

[01:11:20] But it's on my website.

[01:11:22] All right, you well, hang on.

[01:11:25] I said, Rochester is a good wills are.

[01:11:28] Oh, four Collins have right heading out west and Colorado Springs.

[01:11:33] Grand Rapids.

[01:11:35] Royal Grand Rapids has such good beer.

[01:11:37] Royal Oak Detroit boom two shows.

[01:11:40] First one is sold out, we sold up.

[01:11:42] But the second one has seats.

[01:11:43] Unless I checked, I haven't checked in a while.

[01:11:45] Um, yeah, that's enough for now.

[01:11:49] The termites can go on the website.

[01:11:52] All right, that's it.