Episode 104: Zombie Ice, Doggy Parton, & Another Fake Heiress

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

[00:00:12] You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:17] Termites!

[00:00:25] Fire!

[00:00:27] Welcome to Episode 104!

[00:00:30] So exciting.

[00:00:32] Happy September.

[00:00:33] Happy September, the month of what? My birthday.

[00:00:36] Oh yay!

[00:00:37] September 30th. Yeah.

[00:00:39] All my friends in August.

[00:00:41] There's a lot of people born in August and I think they're New Year's Eve babies.

[00:00:46] September could be two, but not as late as mine.

[00:00:49] Not September 30th, that's too late.

[00:00:51] Well, that's a month to do it, right?

[00:00:53] I can't do that math. Anyway.

[00:00:55] You're so bored.

[00:00:57] So many things.

[00:00:59] Termites! So many things.

[00:01:01] Let's start with, well, some Queen News, I guess.

[00:01:07] How's your Labor Day?

[00:01:08] Well, Labor Day's great. I'm going to post a lot of videos of my mom and dad golfing.

[00:01:14] Somebody, now granted that somebody's 80, teed off on a par three.

[00:01:20] That was about, I'd say 84 yards with a seven wood.

[00:01:25] Oh wow! Interesting.

[00:01:28] And then if you say anything to her she just goes,

[00:01:30] I have to get it up high!

[00:01:32] Okay mom, okay. You don't need all that power.

[00:01:35] You're just totally powerful.

[00:01:37] The older they get to, they don't move their body.

[00:01:39] It's just all arms. They swing the golf club with just their arms.

[00:01:43] It's basically polo, except they don't have a horse.

[00:01:45] Right.

[00:01:47] And I was with the kids and you know, the Labor Day fun, but there was a lot of rain.

[00:01:51] But that's okay. Who cares?

[00:01:53] But I did taste this dip, speaking of what I did.

[00:01:57] You tasted a dip.

[00:01:59] I did because I was like where'd that come from?

[00:02:01] It's Marzetti Dill vegetable dip.

[00:02:04] Now normally I'm not big into the vegetable scene, but this stuff.

[00:02:08] But if you dump a cracker...

[00:02:10] It's really good.

[00:02:12] Well, nobody in my family is going to be healthy enough to put out like carrots.

[00:02:16] No.

[00:02:17] Everybody's going to be like what the fuck is that?

[00:02:20] Yeah. Even my dad was salad.

[00:02:22] If it's not iceberg with Waverly Wayford crackers and old school rogford dressing,

[00:02:26] he just goes, I'll pass!

[00:02:28] Really dad?

[00:02:30] When he orders it in a restaurant, I totally just look the other way.

[00:02:34] I mean there's always like some 21 year old person that's like,

[00:02:37] Ro what?

[00:02:38] He's like, rogford!

[00:02:39] I'm like dad nobody has that out in public anymore.

[00:02:42] And then don't have Waverly Wayford crackers.

[00:02:46] I have to find restaurants that are geared towards older people to find that shit.

[00:02:52] Then you need a red leather booth and he wants crackers on the table when we arrive in Nebraska.

[00:02:56] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:59] That stuff is really good.

[00:03:02] The Marzetti Dill vegetable dip.

[00:03:05] Can't speak at any grocery store.

[00:03:07] Can I speak highly enough of it?

[00:03:09] And the fantasy draft started for football.

[00:03:13] I love it because when you're on the computer, it goes,

[00:03:16] You are now on the clock!

[00:03:19] It's a lot of pressure.

[00:03:21] You only have two minutes.

[00:03:23] But I already knew.

[00:03:25] You know, I told somebody I'd take, I probably said it on the radio.

[00:03:31] I probably shouldn't have.

[00:03:32] But I really would take Tom Brady in a wheelchair over Tannhill.

[00:03:36] Standing up.

[00:03:38] But now it's Swami!

[00:03:40] There's bad news and so on Brady Land he's fighting with Giselle.

[00:03:44] I know.

[00:03:45] And then I picked him and I said,

[00:03:46] No, Tom can still deal with what's inside the line.

[00:03:49] Said that's his job.

[00:03:50] That's his office.

[00:03:51] She's mad at him.

[00:03:52] She went to Costa Rica.

[00:03:53] They were fighting for 11 days.

[00:03:55] Yeah, people were like,

[00:03:56] Oh, I bet he's on the mass singer.

[00:03:58] Oh my God, if he is on the mass singer,

[00:03:59] then you should quit football and go hide somewhere with Giselle forever.

[00:04:02] I don't know if it was your face again.

[00:04:04] If you're the greatest quarterback ever to live

[00:04:06] and you're on the fucking mass singer, nae nae.

[00:04:09] I didn't think he was doing that.

[00:04:11] I mean he could have been.

[00:04:13] Turns out he was fighting.

[00:04:15] And he never snaps at the press.

[00:04:17] And they said, where have you been for 11 days?

[00:04:18] Because he wasn't at camp.

[00:04:19] Again, I don't even think he needs to go to camp.

[00:04:21] Training camp.

[00:04:22] He's trained enough.

[00:04:23] He's old.

[00:04:24] He's precious cargo.

[00:04:25] And he said, I'm a 45 year old man.

[00:04:27] Shit happens.

[00:04:28] Oh, on the street.

[00:04:30] But why is she mad at him now?

[00:04:34] They made this decision.

[00:04:35] It's about unretiring, so they say.

[00:04:37] Unretiring.

[00:04:38] But this decision was made months ago.

[00:04:41] I don't understand.

[00:04:42] Here's what I'm thinking.

[00:04:44] This is just my petty chick ways.

[00:04:48] I think she said, we're going to Costa Rica

[00:04:52] to see my family on these days to these days.

[00:04:55] And well, Costa Rica is where she likes to run off to.

[00:04:59] Well, whatever.

[00:05:00] She's meeting somebody or sister or whatever.

[00:05:02] She wanted to go to Costa Rica clear,

[00:05:04] which is where Ron went, I think in the jungle

[00:05:08] to quit drinking.

[00:05:09] And it worked.

[00:05:11] It's a magical voice.

[00:05:13] Yeah, that's what he goes.

[00:05:15] He goes, Maddie, did you know there really

[00:05:17] is such a thing as holler monkeys?

[00:05:19] I'm like, yeah.

[00:05:20] I don't know why I know that.

[00:05:21] But yes, I know that he goes, I didn't even believe that.

[00:05:23] And he goes, and they are loud.

[00:05:25] Because they're so loud, the other monkeys are yelling,

[00:05:27] shut the fuck up all night long.

[00:05:32] But anyway, I don't.

[00:05:34] I think she said we're going to do this in these two weeks.

[00:05:37] And then he sees a schedule and goes, oh, that's training camp.

[00:05:42] And she's like, well, then you're not going.

[00:05:45] You don't need to go.

[00:05:46] You don't have to go.

[00:05:49] And then he's like, well, I do have to go.

[00:05:51] But anyway, my draft got a C plus rating from the board that

[00:05:56] rates you.

[00:05:57] It's terrible.

[00:05:58] I know.

[00:05:59] Yeah, my team name is Smalls with a Z.

[00:06:01] And they said that I might have a chance

[00:06:04] to be an underdog and shock people.

[00:06:06] Exactly.

[00:06:07] That's a position I want to be going in from.

[00:06:09] Shock and awe, shock and awe.

[00:06:12] I got Tom and I got Justin Herbert from.

[00:06:15] Yeah, the other people are going to have a couple

[00:06:17] of Buffalo bills because I like their team.

[00:06:20] I got some chiefs because I got to go Kansas City Mosa Ray.

[00:06:27] I don't remember who my kicker is.

[00:06:29] He's pretty good.

[00:06:30] The D.

[00:06:31] Yeah, it was a good.

[00:06:32] It was fun.

[00:06:33] Also, I watched a lot of tennis.

[00:06:35] Have we been watching the tennis people?

[00:06:37] Yeah.

[00:06:38] So and then this was so funny.

[00:06:40] I got to read you guys as if you missed it.

[00:06:42] Well, first of all, I bet $65 because that's all I had

[00:06:45] left in my draft Kings account for Serena to beat.

[00:06:48] And that could avail it.

[00:06:50] I don't know what her name was and she won a one two and a

[00:06:54] sixty five dollars.

[00:06:55] I posted it on Twitter, super proud of myself.

[00:06:57] But this maybe laughs so hard.

[00:07:00] Hold on.

[00:07:01] Just don't go anywhere.

[00:07:02] Termites.

[00:07:03] So I'm watching the Gladys night has been at all

[00:07:08] of the events, all of the tennis events, even in the day.

[00:07:11] She's showing up.

[00:07:12] She must love, love, love, love, love tennis.

[00:07:14] And she's tiny and.

[00:07:17] So the ESPN super white people pan the camera and it's Dion

[00:07:26] Warwick sitting there and they and Dion Warwick has blond

[00:07:30] hair, by the way.

[00:07:31] Gladys night does not choose darker hair and they go, oh,

[00:07:35] Gladys night is in the house.

[00:07:36] I'm like really white people.

[00:07:38] So Dion Warwick who I follow on Twitter and.

[00:07:44] She's got to be 80 something.

[00:07:46] She's hilarious on Twitter and in case there's younger, the

[00:07:50] children termites for the children if you don't know Dion

[00:07:54] before I read this tweet she has a song called walk on by

[00:07:58] and she also sang I'd say a little prayer for you.

[00:08:01] A lot of people did but she made her super famous.

[00:08:03] So she tweeted out after ESPN did it the next morning

[00:08:08] she tweeted out hi I'm Gladys night and instead of

[00:08:11] taking that midnight train to Georgia I won't walk on by

[00:08:16] but I will say a little prayer for you.

[00:08:19] She just smacked him and outclassed him by a million

[00:08:24] and then Gladys night type out something very sweet

[00:08:29] but she'd be honored to be mistaken for Dion Warwick.

[00:08:33] That's very nice.

[00:08:34] Yeah, they could have jumped down their throats but also

[00:08:37] I don't also well the fact that they're white but the second

[00:08:41] if they're young they may not know who either one of them are

[00:08:45] what they look like.

[00:08:47] You know, I mean I don't know.

[00:08:50] I don't think it should be they should apologize at a bare minimum

[00:08:53] but anyway the tennis has been great.

[00:08:57] That's very exciting.

[00:08:59] Yeah, the US Open.

[00:09:00] I'm not even the hugest tennis person but enough when

[00:09:04] it gets going fair weather fan if you will fair weather

[00:09:08] college football has started in Missouri won a first game.

[00:09:11] Unbelievable because we started out as bad it was like to Louisiana

[00:09:15] Tech I'm like I don't even is that real?

[00:09:18] That's not the real team for that's not LSU that's like some other

[00:09:22] while we were losing for a while like three nothing ten nothing

[00:09:25] and I'm like oh no no we can't if we can't do this we

[00:09:28] can't even think about playing Alabama.

[00:09:31] I mean we should just surrender forfeit forfeit like in grade

[00:09:34] school you can do that ten run lead.

[00:09:37] Tell them it's a it's a half time thing if you're beaten this

[00:09:40] board my 50 we're leaving nobody needs to get hurt over this

[00:09:43] shit.

[00:09:45] So that's what that what else am I tasting a termite and

[00:09:49] it's funny this made me laugh so I read what Susan wrote

[00:09:56] she has a card she's a certified financial planner

[00:09:59] case my brother dies I have somebody else to go to.

[00:10:02] She wrote how I just want to let you see you that you made it to

[00:10:05] Dublin this summer she has the pubcast shirt on in the Guinness

[00:10:08] factory in Dublin.

[00:10:10] Yeah Guinness factory fund as always in case you haven't had

[00:10:13] had their here's two chips from the motherland thanks for

[00:10:16] the fun you know your termite Susan and then she said typed

[00:10:21] it she said lol my husband said you wouldn't be able to

[00:10:24] read the note.

[00:10:26] I read it your pepper chip is just fine Susan yours fine

[00:10:30] you tell him you might you do you hubby you do you just

[00:10:34] what is it that she typed out exactly what she wrote but I

[00:10:37] already read this and I'm like that's hilarious that he

[00:10:39] thought that was too sloppy he judged judged too soon

[00:10:42] judge too soon but she brought me two potato chips from

[00:10:46] the Guinness now I've been Ireland a hard time and I've

[00:10:48] never had Kios crinkle cut they have a thing over there

[00:10:52] called Tatos and they're like our old memory used to be

[00:10:56] like it shoestring potatoes in a they were in a round can

[00:11:01] my mom used to get them in the grocery store but that I don't

[00:11:04] even know if they existed in here.

[00:11:06] Hickory sticks.

[00:11:08] Oh flame grilled steak Guinness potato chips and they

[00:11:13] taste like that wow those are really good not that

[00:11:19] everyone could get those but selfishly I have a bag

[00:11:24] walker supreme prawn cocktail I don't know about shrimp and

[00:11:32] a potato chip I think we've crossed the line I'll let

[00:11:35] you know here.

[00:11:38] Yeah well it's weird it tastes tangy wait that tastes one

[00:11:48] more I didn't do a palate cleansing.

[00:11:52] Mmm you're pretty good.

[00:11:58] No I wouldn't buy them.

[00:12:01] What am I drinking a nickel of ultra seltzer summertime

[00:12:06] refreshing this is the citrus I can almost now

[00:12:09] drink any fill ever except sometimes cucumber tastes like

[00:12:13] grass weeds it tastes like weeds but I'm starting to not

[00:12:18] be able to tell the difference between any of the

[00:12:20] seltzers which may be a first step into full blown

[00:12:22] alcoholism I'm not really sure let me put this dip on

[00:12:26] her I'm gonna eat all that.

[00:12:28] All right we're on termites queen news and I'm

[00:12:34] already on it for my friends all my friends that

[00:12:37] have little dogs.

[00:12:39] Dolly Parton launches doggy parton she has a pet

[00:12:43] apparel line and they have wigs.

[00:12:46] Dolly that's weird of God there's pictures you gotta

[00:12:51] go out like to look at the pictures.

[00:12:53] Dolly Parton's business venture is going to the

[00:12:55] dogs ha somebody who wrote that was so proud of

[00:12:57] them so it's kind of funny the superstar singer

[00:13:00] actress and other is announced the launch of

[00:13:02] doggy parton a line of dog apparel accessories

[00:13:05] produced in partnerships with sport pet designs the

[00:13:07] line will feature shirts dresses squeaky toys and

[00:13:10] even a blonde wig inspired by parton a portion of

[00:13:13] the proceeds will go to will be farms of rescue

[00:13:15] organization that provides a home for displaced

[00:13:17] animals see that's nice why isn't Dolly our president

[00:13:21] right and she she's a great business person so

[00:13:24] you can't say oh you guys just like her because

[00:13:27] she's nice and sings good and stuff.

[00:13:29] Yeah that's that's not inaugural where but

[00:13:34] that's for the party afterwards.

[00:13:36] Puppy love my very first record was my very

[00:13:39] first records in six days later six seconds

[00:13:41] later my love for pets is stronger than ever this

[00:13:43] inspired me to start my own doggy line of

[00:13:45] apparel accessory toys with a little Dolly

[00:13:47] flair parton said in statement part of

[00:13:49] the proceeds don't we all need that she

[00:13:52] needs the money to go into the help

[00:13:54] initially the products will be available

[00:13:56] via doggy parton doggies yeah that's not

[00:13:59] a slash doggy parton dot com and

[00:14:01] Amazon with more real tellers being

[00:14:03] out I ordered a sweatshirt that said in

[00:14:06] a world it's for little dogs though

[00:14:08] nothing for cats because not only will

[00:14:11] cats not wear clothes I got a unicorn

[00:14:14] horn in a box you blow it up it has

[00:14:17] this trap underneath it's for your cat

[00:14:19] so your cat can be unicorn I couldn't

[00:14:22] even get it on any no none of the

[00:14:24] cats are having any of that shit

[00:14:25] they're not gonna they're feral

[00:14:28] except the one on the couch

[00:14:30] so good for Dolly that's wonderful news

[00:14:37] I don't have any other Queen news but I

[00:14:40] do have um oh shares watching the US

[00:14:45] open yeah because she's been live

[00:14:46] tweeting she was doing the Serena Venus

[00:14:49] doubles issues and a nervous wreck

[00:14:50] total nervous wreck couldn't even believe

[00:14:52] it so she sounds like her normal self

[00:14:54] again with oh take Tanya wandered into

[00:14:56] somewhere on a horse to sing the

[00:14:57] national anthem some venue yeah it was

[00:15:01] super fantastic because she's a big

[00:15:03] horse person and she looked great

[00:15:06] yeah mm-hmm if I would have been at that

[00:15:09] road is some rodeo I think a horse show

[00:15:11] or some something if I would have been

[00:15:12] there and they would have been like

[00:15:13] here comes Tanya Tucker I would have

[00:15:16] been very very excited because usually

[00:15:18] you don't get that quality of a

[00:15:19] performer right you know unless it's

[00:15:22] like the which caught Kentucky

[00:15:24] debris okay we're just gonna jump right

[00:15:27] there I don't have any other Queen news

[00:15:29] I got nothing update let's talk about

[00:15:35] Anna we all remember Anna from Netflix

[00:15:38] right yes Anna on the delvi also known

[00:15:42] as Storken so again she's still in ice

[00:15:45] she's done on trouble this is crazy

[00:15:49] though because I thought she was the

[00:15:54] worst in the movie paddles here you

[00:15:57] didn't like Rachel the friend you hated

[00:16:00] her because you thought she was an

[00:16:02] opportunist and well but you only

[00:16:06] thought that after you watched the

[00:16:07] movie you thought that before all right

[00:16:11] Rachel is suing Netflix over and

[00:16:15] inventing Anna depiction the

[00:16:19] catastrophic damage to Williams's

[00:16:21] reputation was completely avoidable

[00:16:23] she didn't have a reputation no she was

[00:16:26] just a young person in New York trying

[00:16:28] to climb the ladder it's not like you

[00:16:30] were Anna winter Netflix true crime

[00:16:36] limited series eventing Anna about

[00:16:38] con artist Anna Sorakon who was also

[00:16:41] known as Anna Thalpe has landed the

[00:16:43] streaming service in a whole new

[00:16:44] legal battle Rachel Rachel Delosh

[00:16:47] Williams who is portrayed by actress

[00:16:49] Katie Lowe's in the series filed

[00:16:51] the defamation lawsuit Monday against

[00:16:53] Netflix over her depiction of

[00:16:55] inventing Anna and here's what I

[00:16:58] everything I read from vanity fair to

[00:17:02] whatever and all these magazines this

[00:17:06] girl did the young woman did what she

[00:17:09] did in the movie in real life so you

[00:17:12] just don't like you you presented me

[00:17:15] on screen and I don't like myself I

[00:17:17] think she wanted to be a victim not a

[00:17:19] partaker not a willing willing

[00:17:22] participant but hold on she fuzz the

[00:17:28] actual show that Netflix made a

[00:17:30] deliberate decision for dramatic

[00:17:31] purposes to show Williams doing or

[00:17:33] saying things in the series which

[00:17:35] portray here is a greedy snobby

[00:17:37] snobbish disloyal dishonest cowardly

[00:17:39] manipulative and opportunistic person

[00:17:42] all of which paddles agrees with

[00:17:44] strongly reads the lawsuit

[00:17:48] Williams attorney Alexander Rufus

[00:17:51] Isaacs tells people in a statement

[00:17:53] the reason why we had to file the

[00:17:54] case is because Netflix used Rachel's

[00:17:56] real name and by a biographical details

[00:17:58] and made her out to be a horrible

[00:18:00] person which she is not listen I'm

[00:18:02] sure Netflix lawyers looked over all

[00:18:04] this shit before they let it loose

[00:18:06] she was on like Dr. Phil and all these

[00:18:11] shows yeah you did that reps for

[00:18:15] Netflix did not immediately respond

[00:18:17] Williams 34 wrote about our experience

[00:18:19] with Sorik in 31 for vanity fair she

[00:18:21] wrote all I that's what I read I

[00:18:23] didn't even realize she wrote it where

[00:18:25] she worked as a photo editor when the

[00:18:27] for the when the fake German heiress

[00:18:29] allegedly conned her into incurring

[00:18:30] around sixty two thousand dollars a

[00:18:32] debt on a corporate card during a

[00:18:33] trip to Monaco you went to Monaco

[00:18:35] and you put the shit on your credit

[00:18:38] card and that lady kept lying to you

[00:18:40] and you still went because you

[00:18:42] admittedly wanted to get your picture

[00:18:44] taken where the Kardashians had gotten

[00:18:46] their picture taken or as my

[00:18:48] friends in the South say we got your

[00:18:50] picture made on somebody else's dime

[00:18:53] on somebody else's dime or you thought

[00:18:54] it was going to be on her dime turns

[00:18:56] out it wasn't she raider later wrote

[00:18:59] the book my friend Anna the true

[00:19:01] story of a fake heiress published by

[00:19:02] Simon and Schuster Simon and Schuster

[00:19:04] is who Carly Simon's family I never

[00:19:10] will forget I was like 30 and

[00:19:12] learned that and I'm like what Carly

[00:19:15] Simon already had all that money

[00:19:17] she's Simon and Simon and Schuster

[00:19:19] that's incredible in 2019 in addition

[00:19:24] to inking a since inspired HBO with

[00:19:27] deal with HBO about her story so she's

[00:19:29] making money all produced by Lena

[00:19:31] Dunham why does Lena don't keep getting

[00:19:35] more chances I have no idea that's

[00:19:38] another cool kid club matter though

[00:19:40] that I don't get into the lawsuit

[00:19:43] refutes majority of how she was

[00:19:44] portrayed in the Netflix series

[00:19:45] making including making negative

[00:19:47] remarks about Sorikin's friend Neff

[00:19:49] Davis okay so they probably had a

[00:19:51] comment in there she's like that's

[00:19:54] that's how I hear her saying it

[00:19:57] no car maybe like never said that

[00:20:03] no um abandoning Sorikin and Margo

[00:20:07] more Morocco when she was in a

[00:20:09] trouble dropping when she was in

[00:20:11] trouble dropping Sorikin as a friend

[00:20:13] when she could no longer pay for things

[00:20:15] well yeah of course you would because

[00:20:18] the woman's been lying her ass off and

[00:20:20] lying to people about helping police

[00:20:22] apprehend her in reality she never did

[00:20:24] or said any of those things thus this

[00:20:26] action is basically for is firmly is

[00:20:28] based firmly on statements of fact

[00:20:30] which are demonstratively false and the

[00:20:32] attribution to the statements that

[00:20:33] she never made but you have to prove

[00:20:36] damages even if this is all true a

[00:20:38] violent kind of issues a horrible

[00:20:40] person the complaint references quotes

[00:20:43] from Lowe's 39 death see actress and

[00:20:46] the series creator Shonda Rhimes it

[00:20:48] appeared to support the argument that

[00:20:50] they intentionally fictionalize

[00:20:52] elements of the character for the

[00:20:53] sake of the plot well what damages

[00:20:59] what life did you have before this

[00:21:01] that we've damaged you were basically

[00:21:05] a runner at vanity fair right just

[00:21:09] like not an intern but you know I don't

[00:21:13] know now this is weird the next Netflix

[00:21:16] gave fictional names to many of the real

[00:21:18] life people in the Sorikin saga who

[00:21:20] appear in the series but it did not

[00:21:22] afford Williams the same protection

[00:21:23] and set it user real name and personal

[00:21:25] details such as a employer neighborhood

[00:21:27] and alma mater in the series which cut

[00:21:29] and cast an actress who resembled her

[00:21:31] in many ways given the easy

[00:21:33] alternative of protecting her by using

[00:21:35] a fictional name but they could have

[00:21:37] done that they would have saved

[00:21:38] themselves all this trouble but for

[00:21:41] some reason they felt the need to do it

[00:21:43] somebody's got some spline in the dough

[00:21:45] but you also just because your feelings

[00:21:47] are hurt or you don't like what somebody

[00:21:48] said you still have to prove damages

[00:21:50] what are they how much were you making

[00:21:53] before all this let's talk about that

[00:21:55] and how much did you made sense she

[00:21:57] wants to be famous well maybe she

[00:22:02] feels like she can't be famous because

[00:22:04] everybody was so mean to her in that

[00:22:05] movie how about that paddles

[00:22:08] oh we have a trainer update

[00:22:12] retired New York City police officer

[00:22:17] was convicted of several felonies for

[00:22:19] attacking a Washington police officer

[00:22:20] with a flagpole on January 6 tackling

[00:22:23] the officer to ground and trying to

[00:22:25] rip off his gas masks was sentenced to

[00:22:26] 10 years in a federal prison

[00:22:29] Thomas Webster was sentenced by US

[00:22:32] District Judge Amit P. Mehta to the

[00:22:36] longest sentence yet to the US Capitol

[00:22:39] right on January 6 jurors convicted he's

[00:22:42] fifth they're all like fit my age what

[00:22:44] is happening why is everybody 55 or 56

[00:22:46] they're snapping yeah I snapped one time

[00:22:51] last week regarding work matter but I

[00:22:55] didn't hit anybody with a flagpole I

[00:22:57] didn't travel I just yelled on the

[00:22:59] phone yeah one work matter and all I

[00:23:03] just kept yelling was you tell him to

[00:23:07] go fuck himself and the other end of

[00:23:11] the phone is like okay well maybe

[00:23:12] there's no no there's no other way

[00:23:14] that's exactly how I want the

[00:23:18] message delivered um I don't know why

[00:23:20] everybody might just snap and jurors

[00:23:23] convicted Webster 56 years old in May

[00:23:26] after they determined he was lying on

[00:23:28] the stand when you try to convince them

[00:23:29] he was trying to help the officer you

[00:23:31] should see the video I mean to even

[00:23:33] float that theory you dude let's think of

[00:23:35] something else say you forgot to take

[00:23:37] your medicine or something say you

[00:23:38] lost your mind that day because you're

[00:23:40] on meds and you just forgot or

[00:23:42] something make up something other than

[00:23:46] um he was trying to help the officer

[00:23:48] he assaulted to see my hands when

[00:23:50] he grabbed the officer's gas mask

[00:23:52] after he tackled him to the ground

[00:23:54] no one should be gleeful that he was

[00:23:56] he was facing 17 and a half years in

[00:23:58] federal prison what you did that day

[00:24:00] it's really hard to put in the words a

[00:24:01] judge said I still remain shocked every

[00:24:03] time I see the video of the attack

[00:24:05] he he was the first aggressor in the

[00:24:08] confrontation with the Washington police

[00:24:10] officers and after that all hell broke

[00:24:12] loose he cried at the end he saw

[00:24:16] me they all end up crying too late

[00:24:18] now too late for your tears no one

[00:24:21] better than a former cop to know how

[00:24:23] dangerous was on January 6th the judge

[00:24:25] added adding that Webster's service made

[00:24:27] his behavior particularly heinous

[00:24:30] right you're a cop you should know

[00:24:32] better you don't go hurt another cop

[00:24:34] what happened to everybody in blues the same

[00:24:36] he feels entitled for you is he

[00:24:39] feels entitled to do what he wants to do

[00:24:41] as a former police officer Webster went

[00:24:43] old-school in rogue on January 6th

[00:24:45] and adding that he instigated

[00:24:47] violence and he was clearly anticipating

[00:24:49] a violent clash yeah the arguments

[00:24:52] the arguments Webster and his teammate could

[00:24:54] not have been more at odds with his

[00:24:55] testimony I take no pleasure in doing

[00:24:57] this he the judge said when he imposed

[00:24:59] the sentence saying Webster constructed

[00:25:02] an alternative truth on the stand the

[00:25:04] video doesn't lie the jury saw through

[00:25:06] it I saw through it it wasn't that hard

[00:25:08] and I'm sorry you thought you could get

[00:25:09] up there and suggest otherwise well

[00:25:11] there you go don't be don't argue a

[00:25:15] video do not argue it if there's

[00:25:18] no video if you want to be a little

[00:25:20] liar tiny liar tiny liar ten years

[00:25:26] for one day 56 years you did nothing

[00:25:30] and then you lose your flipping mind

[00:25:33] eat yeah snapped he should be on an

[00:25:35] episode of snapped except we don't

[00:25:37] really have men it's usually women

[00:25:39] also I don't know maybe he gets out

[00:25:43] in seven on good behavior it's a

[00:25:45] long time though I mean it'll be out

[00:25:49] before he's dead well depending on his

[00:25:51] health but update this one makes me

[00:25:56] laugh really hard we all know how much

[00:26:00] I hate Mark mr. Zuckerberg the metap this

[00:26:04] guy wrote this is a funny I don't even

[00:26:07] know it could be a lady I don't know

[00:26:08] who wrote this it doesn't really say

[00:26:11] oh yes Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz

[00:26:16] no matter how realistic you make the

[00:26:20] avatar this is about the metaverse is

[00:26:22] as dead as Zuckerberg Zuckerberg's

[00:26:25] cartoon eyes no matter how

[00:26:29] realistically you make the avatar is the

[00:26:30] big bang for the metaverse needs a user

[00:26:32] experience that technology won't deliver

[00:26:35] for a very long time lap I didn't see

[00:26:38] any of this I don't know where the

[00:26:39] techies see all these things but they

[00:26:42] do I don't they don't seem to be in

[00:26:44] mainstream things maybe they have

[00:26:46] special websites secret things last

[00:26:48] week meta showed yet another cringe

[00:26:50] worthy product of its 10 billion

[00:26:52] investment in the metaverse a demonic

[00:26:55] VR that mean video yeah yeah a demonic

[00:27:01] VR porcelain doll of Mark Zuckerberg

[00:27:04] that looked worse than a second life

[00:27:07] avatar from 2003 hastily released in

[00:27:11] a response to yet another round of

[00:27:13] universal mockery from all over the

[00:27:15] internet it was still only marginally

[00:27:17] more expressive and slightly more alive

[00:27:19] than a Ken doll thanks to the meme

[00:27:23] lords you can even wear it as a

[00:27:25] Snapchat filter to the worst part is

[00:27:28] not about how bad this digital face

[00:27:30] looks but the fact that is a symbol of

[00:27:32] how badly meta is managing

[00:27:33] expectations for the metaverse

[00:27:35] anybody expecting this metaverse thing

[00:27:37] will end up being a real-life version

[00:27:39] of the book and film ready player one

[00:27:41] is in very huge disappointment and so

[00:27:44] is Zuckerberg when he finally realizes

[00:27:46] that the only insignificant fraction of

[00:27:48] enthusiasts are going to buy into this

[00:27:50] awkward dimension see I don't even know

[00:27:52] what he's talking about I don't know

[00:27:54] what film ready player one is but I

[00:27:57] don't even like like I've never seen

[00:27:59] Star Wars I've never seen a Star Trek

[00:28:01] movie but I did like Star Trek next

[00:28:04] generation because whoopee Goldberg

[00:28:06] was in it it was very social it

[00:28:08] wasn't really about science or aliens

[00:28:10] I mean kind of but it was mostly

[00:28:12] about that a bar but yeah she was a

[00:28:15] bartender will be was it all the people

[00:28:17] that were great I love Patrick Stewart

[00:28:20] not that but in Star Trek the next

[00:28:22] generation they had a thing called the

[00:28:24] holodeck and like when somebody was

[00:28:26] having a bad day they go yeah I'm just

[00:28:29] gonna go to the holodeck for a while so

[00:28:31] you could go in the holodeck and you

[00:28:33] could go holodeck take me to Maui

[00:28:35] and it was so realistic and I thought

[00:28:39] okay that would be very cool but

[00:28:41] we're like hundreds of years away from

[00:28:43] that shit Mark Zuckerberg stuff I've seen

[00:28:47] on the quote metaverse I mean I feel like

[00:28:50] I'm watching pong it's like we're going

[00:28:52] back this is terrible there's shit on the

[00:28:55] internet that was way better already if

[00:28:57] you're into this or that thing that

[00:28:59] Lewis Gaby that one Christmas that

[00:29:01] thing where we yeah but it was

[00:29:04] realistic the Samsung one yeah where

[00:29:07] you're what you think you're in like

[00:29:09] Luke I'm going to find out steps and he

[00:29:11] was perfectly flat I'm like no you're

[00:29:13] not it's an illusion um anyway so here's

[00:29:17] what had this is the metaverse drama I

[00:29:19] love it here's what happened on August

[00:29:21] on August 16th meta showed the Mark

[00:29:24] Chuck E. Berg 3d figuring against a

[00:29:29] rather sad 3d rendition of the Eiffel

[00:29:31] Tower and Lassengrada Familia to

[00:29:34] announce that horizon worlds the

[00:29:36] metaverse world Zucks company is

[00:29:39] building is now available in France

[00:29:41] and Spain wait till you see the picture

[00:29:44] we'll put it in the show notes oh my

[00:29:48] god to be honest I found the avatar

[00:29:50] pretty accurate compared to the real

[00:29:52] Zuckerberg the same dead eyes the

[00:29:55] same delicate skin but Twitter

[00:29:57] exploded with sarcasm and caustic

[00:29:59] mockery from looks great come work

[00:30:02] for meta where the most brilliant

[00:30:04] technologists of the day have achieved

[00:30:06] 1995 level graphics wow the nerds are

[00:30:12] coming the back glass was so intense

[00:30:16] that Zuckerberg was forced to release

[00:30:18] another version on Instagram just four

[00:30:20] days after the original so this is what

[00:30:22] he put on Instagram major updates to

[00:30:25] horizon and avatar graphics coming soon

[00:30:28] I'll share more at our conference

[00:30:30] connect whatever is a comp at our

[00:30:33] our conference it's called connect

[00:30:35] Zuckerberg posted like a kid who hadn't

[00:30:37] done his homework and making up a very

[00:30:39] bad excuse also I know the photo I

[00:30:41] posted earlier this week was pretty

[00:30:42] basic it was taken very quickly to

[00:30:44] celebrate launch it was an embarrassing

[00:30:46] correction and yet another fumble in

[00:30:48] meta path the metaverse that is

[00:30:50] nothing like we imagine

[00:30:52] mismatched that metaverse

[00:30:55] expectations when the first

[00:30:57] Zuckerberg avatar came out Kevin

[00:30:59] rooster the New York time pointed out it's

[00:31:01] generally puzzling puzzling that meta

[00:31:03] spent more than 10 billion on VR last

[00:31:06] year in the graphics in the flagship app

[00:31:08] look worse than a 2008 Wii game

[00:31:11] yeah I mean I've played shit with kids

[00:31:14] that looks way better than this fair

[00:31:16] but was was expecting the high bar to

[00:31:18] be set like the imaginary snife

[00:31:21] snow sci-fi like snow crash the matrix

[00:31:24] or a version of Westworld rendered

[00:31:27] dead red dead redemption I don't know

[00:31:30] what any of these things are why don't

[00:31:32] they mention the holodeck that's nerdy it's

[00:31:34] one of my only nerdy things I do is I

[00:31:36] sneak and watch that this is one of the

[00:31:41] problems with the main with the main

[00:31:43] main problems with the metaverse we have

[00:31:44] a complete mismatch of expectations

[00:31:46] between each of us imagines in our head

[00:31:48] in the reality of what's possible to

[00:31:49] support hundreds of millions or be

[00:31:50] billions of players online I have a

[00:31:53] hard time believing that any near

[00:31:55] technology in the future we can get a

[00:31:57] metaverse ideal that science fiction

[00:31:59] told sold us and that Zuckerberg's

[00:32:01] failing to deliver yeah I won't keep

[00:32:05] going it's on nerd stuff after that but

[00:32:07] it's not going well and I don't know are

[00:32:11] there any termites out there do we have

[00:32:13] any nerd termites that have been in the

[00:32:15] metaverse could you tell me on YouTube

[00:32:17] I don't know how do you get on it how

[00:32:19] do I go I'll go try I'll go see I

[00:32:22] don't know how you're right update

[00:32:27] oh I have to buy stuff well no then I'm

[00:32:30] not doing it I'm not giving that man a

[00:32:32] nickel I won't even do reels yeah sorry

[00:32:38] mark I'm not gonna give you all this

[00:32:40] content for eight dollars exactly I do

[00:32:45] it for 800 why cuz I'm a ho ho ho

[00:32:50] pay me it's not just gotta pay me we

[00:32:54] talked about Larry Ellison

[00:32:57] the Oracle bazillionaire and he

[00:33:01] basically has bought the island of

[00:33:03] Linae in Hawaii I've been there one time

[00:33:06] I didn't spend a night or nothing I went

[00:33:08] out to play golf you can take your clubs

[00:33:10] on a ferry and the ferry drops you off

[00:33:12] in the morning and comes and gets you at

[00:33:15] night and my sister and her husband had

[00:33:18] been there I told me to go golf there

[00:33:20] I'm like okay I had a corporate gig

[00:33:22] I'm like not there was a mile but

[00:33:24] you can take a ferry over there I

[00:33:26] didn't know any of this at the time I

[00:33:28] just knew there was nothing out there

[00:33:29] except golf course and a four seasons

[00:33:31] hotel and a tiny tiny village at the

[00:33:33] top of the thing which I couldn't get

[00:33:34] to because I don't have my own car I

[00:33:36] walked Larry but Larry Ellison owns

[00:33:39] the island and this is we have talked

[00:33:41] about this on the pubcast before is

[00:33:43] that okay should we let somebody do

[00:33:45] that because now we have a king and

[00:33:48] the problem with you can have a good

[00:33:50] king or you can have a bad king but

[00:33:51] if you're smart you start out as a

[00:33:53] good king but then that good good king

[00:33:55] can turn to bad king and now what you're

[00:33:58] screwed because you get you relented

[00:34:00] you gave it but I don't expect the

[00:34:03] regular people the teachers and the

[00:34:05] person runs the store and all that to

[00:34:07] be able to fight the king that's why

[00:34:09] I think there should be laws saying

[00:34:11] you cannot do this shit that somehow

[00:34:14] it's got to be controlled sent nothing

[00:34:16] you can't do it it's capitalism with

[00:34:19] guidance rules whatever Larry Ellison

[00:34:22] here we go firm accused of blocking

[00:34:25] beach access on his $300 million

[00:34:27] Hawaiian island this is where like he

[00:34:30] invites Tom Cruise the super rich now

[00:34:32] have their own island and that four

[00:34:34] seasons there but what's gonna happen

[00:34:36] I think is you're gonna run the locals

[00:34:38] out they're gonna fight to stay because

[00:34:40] it's their home and they want to stay

[00:34:42] but eventually they're gonna give up

[00:34:43] and go I can't we have to pay him

[00:34:45] rent I mean it's becoming like the

[00:34:47] Kohler village in Wisconsin was and

[00:34:49] he got in all kinds of trouble he

[00:34:51] used to this years and years ago he's

[00:34:53] the reason we had to say you can't pay

[00:34:56] people like he was paying the Kohler

[00:34:58] village people in Kohler dollars and they

[00:35:00] could only it's not real money it worked

[00:35:02] in the Kohler village and he did he had

[00:35:04] a bowling alley I mean he knew how to

[00:35:06] make people happy but you can't do that

[00:35:08] we're getting we're going back to

[00:35:10] that though with this kind of shit he

[00:35:12] owns all the places you can live on

[00:35:14] the island so you have to pay him rent

[00:35:16] so if you get fired from him you're

[00:35:18] gonna get fired from the island right

[00:35:20] Ellison the co-founder of the tech giant

[00:35:22] Oracle his net worth has been a value

[00:35:24] of it for us by as a hundred nine

[00:35:26] billion purchased 98% of the island and

[00:35:28] Lenai as a reported 300 million a

[00:35:31] decade ago see I just don't think

[00:35:33] no even though all the shorelines

[00:35:37] in Hawaii are public land the Ellison

[00:35:39] control Lenai's roared the Ellison

[00:35:41] controlled Lenai resorts is the owner

[00:35:43] of the gate an adjacent property

[00:35:46] leading to the Hulu Po Beach Park

[00:35:49] so this is what this is how they you know

[00:35:51] what else they'll do oh I own the road

[00:35:53] right close the road now you can't get

[00:35:56] here it's considered a favorite spot

[00:35:59] where families come to barbecue and camp

[00:36:01] near the ocean a representative said

[00:36:03] that Lenai resorts that manage the

[00:36:06] property owned land told civil beat that

[00:36:08] the gate was shut in order to deal

[00:36:09] with flooding that was caused by

[00:36:10] massive swells last month the locals

[00:36:13] are saying that's bullshit he blocked

[00:36:14] it even after all the floodwater was gone

[00:36:16] this is just the start of it

[00:36:19] um the gate was still shut people kept

[00:36:24] going back and still shut well you know

[00:36:26] what I don't even have bolt cutters

[00:36:28] that's what I would do cut his but

[00:36:31] gutters gate go bullshit

[00:36:33] yeah swords flaming arrows turn it into

[00:36:41] stones come on Larry come on out Larry

[00:36:44] we have information that the Clark was

[00:36:53] the parks been closed when there was no

[00:36:55] severe weather emergencies or emergency

[00:36:57] proclamations that required the park

[00:36:59] park to be closed the Maui planning

[00:37:01] Commission said yeah I mean this is

[00:37:04] what rich people do they try to do it

[00:37:08] Malibu every year they hire their own

[00:37:10] security that is all public land

[00:37:12] Thanks to who?

[00:37:14] Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown.

[00:37:17] Jerry Brown not said all the beaches in California are public.

[00:37:21] They would all be privatized by now.

[00:37:23] And none of us could ever go to the beach unless you own property on the beach.

[00:37:27] Yes, well it is not like that because Governor Moonbeam hooked us up.

[00:37:31] However, that's what they used to call him back in the day when he dated Lyndon Linsar on his dad.

[00:37:38] Because he was like the far out guy, you know, hey I got a far-eyed idea.

[00:37:44] He's kind of a hippie but a structured hippie if you will.

[00:37:48] A lot of structure. Structure enough to be involved in politics.

[00:37:52] But Malibu tries this all the time.

[00:37:56] That is a public beach whether you like it or not your billion dollar house is on a public beach.

[00:38:02] So what they were doing, at least when I lived in LA, the super rich, the Uber rich were hiring private security forces on four-wheelers

[00:38:09] to go harass people on the beach and say they were on private property and they weren't on private property.

[00:38:14] But you know, if you're just sitting there and they have guns and shit and they scare the shit out of you

[00:38:20] you go yeah okay I'll just move on down the beach.

[00:38:22] I wouldn't but I have a problem being malty like that.

[00:38:26] Show me your badge asshole. Who the fuck are you?

[00:38:30] Larry77. Stop it.

[00:38:35] You know, they're saying how it's the land of the super rich now.

[00:38:41] This is how he bought it but I already kind of went into that.

[00:38:45] But everything's in his control.

[00:38:51] And then there's a story about the guy who used to deliver the newspapers and he's out of business.

[00:38:55] Okay well some people have to transition.

[00:38:57] I'm sorry but we're not really confident.

[00:39:00] I'm just saying watch it, it's gonna get worse.

[00:39:03] Unless Larry dies and then they do something else with it.

[00:39:06] But right now it's just a playground for...

[00:39:08] And here's what's weird. On the golf course, it was expensive but it wasn't crazy.

[00:39:15] Not pebble beach money or something.

[00:39:17] But there was nobody there.

[00:39:19] Yep. I went golfing, there was a guy that was by himself and I was by myself.

[00:39:25] And they go you're playing with him.

[00:39:27] Sure. Fine.

[00:39:29] It's a playground for the rich so it's not really...

[00:39:33] They don't write. Yeah.

[00:39:36] Anyway, just saying.

[00:39:39] Holy shit they found it!

[00:39:44] I'm moving on.

[00:39:46] This is all. This one I don't even know.

[00:39:49] I don't know if this one's cause of the drought in Europe.

[00:39:53] Dinosaur rib caged on earth in gobsmacking backyard discovery.

[00:39:58] Paleontologists have found what could be the largest dinosaur remains ever in Europe.

[00:40:03] Wow! Yeah we're just finding this shit now.

[00:40:06] Cool.

[00:40:08] Home renovations can unearth all sorts of unexpected items but one Portuguese property owner discovered the hidden treasure on another scale

[00:40:14] when he stumbled upon what could be Europe's largest dinosaur remains.

[00:40:17] In early August a team of Portuguese and Spanish researchers exhumed parts of what they believed as a fossilized Brachiosaurid skeleton

[00:40:26] in Monte Agudo Pambla in Portugal.

[00:40:31] Sauripods which included the world's largest dinosaurs were herbivore dinosaurs.

[00:40:36] Well good, at least they would have eaten us.

[00:40:38] Recognized by their long necks and tails based on the remains recovered the researchers

[00:40:43] estimate that the dinosaur was around 39 foot tall and 82 foot long.

[00:40:50] Wow!

[00:40:51] That's like a yacht coming at you.

[00:40:53] Yeah.

[00:40:54] With giant feet.

[00:40:56] And then I would have never survived because I am nearsighted

[00:40:59] and I wouldn't have known what I was seeing.

[00:41:02] Like is that moving?

[00:41:04] The team has so far unearthed important parts of the skeleton including vertebrae and ribs.

[00:41:10] It's not unusual to find all the ribs of an animal like this.

[00:41:14] Wait, it's not unusual to find the ribs of an animal like this let alone in this position.

[00:41:20] Oh it's not usual.

[00:41:22] Sorry I'm not reading right today.

[00:41:23] It's not usual to find the ribs of an animal like this let alone in this position

[00:41:28] maintaining their original atomical position.

[00:41:32] It's anatomical.

[00:41:33] See I can't read today.

[00:41:35] This mode of preservation is relatively uncommon in the fossil world.

[00:41:39] You should see the size of this thing when they have two people down there.

[00:41:42] And the rib cage is 50 times bigger than just a person.

[00:41:45] Really?

[00:41:46] Yeah.

[00:41:47] This discovery is part of an ongoing project which began in 2017.

[00:41:51] That year while construction work was being carried out at the proper,

[00:41:53] the owner noticed several fossilized bull and fragments in his backyard.

[00:41:57] He contacted the research team which began the first excavation that year.

[00:42:01] See then I'd be like well shit if I tell these people this I can't put in a pool.

[00:42:08] I mean how much do I care about civilization and how much do I care about chop chop I need a pool.

[00:42:15] It's getting hot over here in Espanol.

[00:42:18] There's a drill.

[00:42:21] Yeah.

[00:42:22] Wow.

[00:42:24] One paleontologist Steve so and so said it's gobsmacking.

[00:42:29] A dinosaur rib cage sticking out of someone's garden.

[00:42:32] It goes to show you can find them potentially anywhere.

[00:42:35] Anywhere there's rock of the right age and the right type for preserving Jurassic age bones.

[00:42:40] Whether it's a badlands or someone's backyard.

[00:42:43] Wow.

[00:42:44] I don't know.

[00:42:45] He's a nice guy.

[00:42:46] You could have kept digging.

[00:42:47] Just saying.

[00:42:50] And gotten your garden done.

[00:42:52] My garden is on hold now for how long is it going to take these guys to dig this out?

[00:42:56] Five years.

[00:42:57] Right.

[00:42:58] Yeah.

[00:42:59] I guess I would have done it.

[00:43:01] I'm a cool jail.

[00:43:02] Holy shit.

[00:43:03] They found it.

[00:43:05] Newly discovered dog size dinosaur had protective armor.

[00:43:09] It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[00:43:12] I would want one in my house.

[00:43:14] You know how little kids backpacks in the airport they have the little dinosaur rivets?

[00:43:18] This species actually had them.

[00:43:21] No way.

[00:43:22] Yep.

[00:43:23] A species of dinosaur recently discovered in Argentina.

[00:43:25] Argentina that had an armored back distinctive jaws and tiny arms that was roughly the size of a dog.

[00:43:30] It's like a mini-dino.

[00:43:31] That's right.

[00:43:32] That's why I would want one.

[00:43:33] Just to see it walk in the kitchen in the morning like, yeah.

[00:43:38] Come on out funny with that.

[00:43:39] Who wants a tree?

[00:43:41] Fossils dated to the late Crestaceous period almost 100 million years ago suggested that

[00:43:51] Jack-o-Pill can a car walked on two feet unlike most other dinosaurs.

[00:43:58] So it's on two foot.

[00:43:59] It's like a person in your house.

[00:44:02] Tiny little arms.

[00:44:03] Come on out funny with that.

[00:44:05] He's a plant eating thing.

[00:44:07] So he had armored plates to protect it from predators and weighed as much as a Boston Terrier.

[00:44:13] It's adorable.

[00:44:14] Oh cool.

[00:44:15] Come on.

[00:44:16] For Argentinians, Jack-o-Pill completes in a vast succession of discoveries the missing

[00:44:22] letter for the dinosaur alphabet and we can for the first time show an alphabet of

[00:44:26] dinosaurs that lived in Argentina.

[00:44:29] Its name comes from blah blah blah.

[00:44:31] Dinosaur teeth were also unusual.

[00:44:32] While most herbivore dinosaurs had leaf shaped teeth that were similar on both jaws, a newly

[00:44:37] discovered dinosaur's teeth were shaped differently on each jaws.

[00:44:40] Its teeth apparently worn down which a researcher said indicates that it processed food more

[00:44:45] efficiently than others.

[00:44:46] So now it's got a crooked jaw too.

[00:44:48] It's coming in the kitchen like that.

[00:44:49] And then you're like hey buddy who wants a salad?

[00:44:55] You want a salad?

[00:44:57] Yeah you do.

[00:44:58] Sit down.

[00:44:59] You're on two feet.

[00:45:02] Sit down.

[00:45:03] It's a small and very rare dinosaur and obviously he liked to travel through desert environments.

[00:45:10] They shared a video of the reconstruction of the species on Twitter.

[00:45:13] You gotta go look at it.

[00:45:15] In it, the two Jack-o-Pills trot along a desert landscape, stretch outward and

[00:45:19] emit soft gutter-roll growls.

[00:45:21] Go look it up on Twitter.

[00:45:23] The Jack-o-Pill.

[00:45:24] It'll be in the schnotes.

[00:45:26] I have one more holy shit they found it just because the drought, this is not normal to

[00:45:32] have this many findings.

[00:45:34] I've looked it up.

[00:45:36] It's not normal.

[00:45:38] Ancient Roman ruins began, ancient Romans began construction on a military camp

[00:45:43] with the Roman army.

[00:45:45] Ancient Roman ruins began, ancient Romans began construction on a military camp

[00:45:50] which is in now Northwest Spain along the river in Galatia.

[00:45:56] About 75 AD, Spanish researchers wrote in a 2018 study.

[00:46:01] They abandoned the camp a century later.

[00:46:04] So in 175, no I can't do that man.

[00:46:09] The remaining ruins became submerged after the construction of a dam in

[00:46:13] 1949 created the something reservoir.

[00:46:17] But this summer, all droughts lead to Rome.

[00:46:22] The ancient camp has reappeared on the riverbank.

[00:46:25] Its entire ruin, its entire rude complex on display.

[00:46:30] Drone footage posted on Friday by Fargo de Vigo showed.

[00:46:34] A photograph shows sprawling collections of neatly organized stone structures

[00:46:37] primarily made of gray brown cobblestones.

[00:46:40] What's left of a wall runs around the similar structure, smaller structures

[00:46:43] water lapping at its edge.

[00:46:45] And once grand entrance stands partially collapsed,

[00:46:48] almost welcoming the river that it just lies beyond its doorway.

[00:46:52] Pillar bases, I know it's so poetic.

[00:46:55] Their tops long gone.

[00:46:58] A single archway still stands,

[00:47:00] defined against the wearing forces of time and greenery

[00:47:04] is everywhere in the ruins.

[00:47:07] I mean that's just crazy.

[00:47:12] The region's current drought, amplified human induced climate change

[00:47:16] appears to be the worst one in 500 years.

[00:47:20] This drought, yeah, this is why all the shit's showing up.

[00:47:24] Nearly all of Europe's rivers have dried up to some extent.

[00:47:30] The BBC reported on August 24th, citing an EU pieces of history.

[00:47:35] They're talking about all the shipwrecks and everything they're finding.

[00:47:38] I mean it's just crazy.

[00:47:40] It'd be cool to see this though.

[00:47:42] If you go to this dam and you could see a whole Roman training fort,

[00:47:46] military fort, it's just sticking out of where the lake was.

[00:47:50] That is not going to be at the bottom of Lake Eosar, so there will be no Roman ruins.

[00:47:54] We will find nothing.

[00:47:57] What hours are you open?

[00:47:59] Until the next rain.

[00:48:02] We're going to be open until Mother Nature says we're not.

[00:48:08] If you have a good relationship with the Lord, say a prayer.

[00:48:11] Ask him.

[00:48:12] Right now we're open.

[00:48:14] News!

[00:48:16] Moving on, you know what? Moving on.

[00:48:18] Because people should know this.

[00:48:19] On the same topic.

[00:48:21] This is crazy.

[00:48:24] Melting zombie ice from Greenland will raise sea level by 10 inches.

[00:48:28] Some say 10 to 12.

[00:48:31] Zombie ice.

[00:48:32] This is a scientific term. I did not make that up.

[00:48:36] It sounds like that by a beta.

[00:48:38] By 10 inches.

[00:48:40] Or some places say 12.

[00:48:42] So a foot.

[00:48:44] Zombie ice from the massive Greenland ice sheet will eventually raise global sea level

[00:48:49] by at least 10 inches on its own.

[00:48:53] According to a study released Monday,

[00:48:55] zombie or doomed ice is ice that is still attached to thicker areas of ice

[00:49:00] but is no longer getting fed by the large glaciers.

[00:49:03] That's because the parent glaciers are getting less replenishing snow.

[00:49:08] Meanwhile, the doomed ice is melting from climate change said co-author William Colgan,

[00:49:14] a glaciologist.

[00:49:17] Never heard of that. Good for him.

[00:49:20] It's dead ice.

[00:49:21] It's just going to melt and disappear from the ice sheet.

[00:49:24] This ice has been consigned to the ocean regardless of what climate emissions scenario we take now.

[00:49:31] It's too late.

[00:49:34] A foot.

[00:49:35] That's crazy.

[00:49:36] Bye bye, Charleston.

[00:49:38] One of my favorite cities. New Orleans.

[00:49:40] One of my top fives.

[00:49:42] Miami.

[00:49:44] Manhattan.

[00:49:45] A foot of water.

[00:49:47] And then you got to figure out now when a hurricane comes your tides go another feet.

[00:49:55] The unavoidable 10 inches in the study is more than twice as much sea level

[00:49:59] as scientists had previously expected from the melting of Greenland's ice sheet.

[00:50:03] The study in the journal, blah, blah, blah, said it could reach as much as 30.

[00:50:07] By contrast, last year's intergovernmental panel on climate change reported a project of range of two to five.

[00:50:13] Whoa!

[00:50:15] Somebody is wrong.

[00:50:17] That's crazy.

[00:50:18] And likely sea level rise from green in the ice melt by the year 2100.

[00:50:24] So 80 years from now.

[00:50:27] Right.

[00:50:28] Yeah.

[00:50:29] I'd be thinking about...

[00:50:31] Well, then I think about the barrier islands.

[00:50:33] Like my friend Dory goes out to an island, Brigantine, which is you go from like Atlantic City and then go over the thing and then you're like, how long can those places make it?

[00:50:46] I don't know.

[00:50:47] Kiowa.

[00:50:48] Like all the...

[00:50:49] I don't know.

[00:50:50] I would be a...

[00:50:52] I probably wouldn't be afraid to buy a house if you're my age or maybe even like if you're 20.

[00:50:58] But...

[00:50:59] If you're having a kid that can't move.

[00:51:00] If you're having a kid that kid probably won't have...

[00:51:02] Well, you just got to get good insurance.

[00:51:04] He can go buy something else.

[00:51:06] Bye.

[00:51:08] Yeah.

[00:51:09] It's just a giant warning.

[00:51:11] Although 10 inches doesn't sound like that much.

[00:51:14] That's a global average.

[00:51:15] Some coastal areas be hit more with more and high tides and storms on top of that could be even worse.

[00:51:21] Think of Manhattan when we've already had the one that was so bad the hurricane where it was already down by the Wall Street coming up on the end.

[00:51:29] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:30] It's going to have huge societal economic environmental impacts.

[00:51:35] Time is the key unknown here in a bit of a problem with this study and two outside ice scientists said to and they said they don't know.

[00:51:45] But it's going to be within this century.

[00:51:47] Was it Sandy?

[00:51:48] Was it her?

[00:51:49] Sandy?

[00:51:50] Or Ida.

[00:51:51] I don't...

[00:51:52] Sandy's the one I know.

[00:51:54] Chris Christie.

[00:51:55] Wasn't that the one?

[00:51:56] Where he closed a beach but then went out there with just his family?

[00:51:59] Or maybe that wasn't a hurt.

[00:52:00] No, that was...

[00:52:01] Ida.

[00:52:02] Sandy was 2012.

[00:52:03] Sandy was 2012.

[00:52:04] God.

[00:52:05] We're too old to be talking out loud.

[00:52:07] News!

[00:52:08] McDonald's lovers?

[00:52:09] Who's out there?

[00:52:10] Me.

[00:52:11] Well, only breakfast.

[00:52:12] Paddle says McDonald's only breakfast.

[00:52:16] Today's the only life's breakfast.

[00:52:18] I don't think of it.

[00:52:19] I think of Arby's and Taco Bell first.

[00:52:21] The breakfast is the best.

[00:52:23] No, I can't eat the Egg McMuffin because my teeth don't match right and I can't.

[00:52:27] It's too spongy.

[00:52:28] McDonald's finally brings hit twist on Big Mac, on classic Big Mac to the U.S.

[00:52:36] They've been doing this in England for a while.

[00:52:38] It's going to be a chicken Big Mac.

[00:52:41] It's going to include two tempura.

[00:52:44] I'm out on tempura.

[00:52:46] Two Spongies.

[00:52:47] Two Spongies.

[00:52:48] Two Spongies.

[00:52:49] Two Spongies.

[00:52:50] Two Spongies.

[00:52:51] Two Spongies.

[00:52:52] One Spongies.

[00:52:53] Two Spongies.

[00:52:54] Two Spongies.

[00:52:55] Two Spongies.

[00:52:56] Two Spongies.

[00:52:57] Two Spongies.

[00:52:58] Two Spongies.

[00:52:59] Two Spongies.

[00:53:00] Two Spongies.

[00:53:01] Two Spongies.

[00:53:02] Who are you talking to?

[00:53:03] I'm out with the big Mac, and I'm going to finish the twisted bread and I'll tinker

[00:53:07] it up a little bit.

[00:53:08] Good to drink two in the morning.

[00:53:10] Even if you're not able to grab it in your hands, if you can't grab it,

[00:53:13] you have to get it ready.

[00:53:16] since Popeyes introduced his popular chicken sandwich in 2019.

[00:53:20] Other chains have followed the trend with McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's

[00:53:22] introducing new sandwiches meant to compete with Popeyes and Chick-fil-A.

[00:53:27] You can't beat Popeyes and Chick-fil-A.

[00:53:29] You can't beat Popeye. No. McDonald should think of something else.

[00:53:33] Popeyes is the best.

[00:53:35] Popeyes is great, although sometimes they overcook it.

[00:53:37] You gotta tell them not so long in the fryer,

[00:53:40] and then they get it.

[00:53:42] Oh.

[00:53:44] But for the record, they're only gonna try it at selected Miami locations.

[00:53:50] Why?

[00:53:52] Why Miami?

[00:53:53] I mean why not Miami, but why not other places?

[00:53:56] Why do they get to decide? It's like, I will get to decide who's the presidential nominee of each party.

[00:54:02] Bullshit. Why does just I will get to make the whole reel?

[00:54:05] Then all the money goes there.

[00:54:07] Speaking of Anadelvi, we have a new fake heiress.

[00:54:14] Yes, I know you have some competition.

[00:54:17] What do you mean? Does another person pretending she's not the person in Chessar Chal?

[00:54:22] Yes, Chachar is.

[00:54:24] US authorities are reporting the investigating woman who poses a Rothschild heiress.

[00:54:30] I had to look up how the Rothschild family made their money.

[00:54:33] Banking.

[00:54:35] Super boring.

[00:54:37] Rothschild, I thought it was candy.

[00:54:41] I think everything's candy.

[00:54:43] I did. Isn't it candy?

[00:54:45] No.

[00:54:47] Like here, have a Rothschild. I thought it was a candy.

[00:54:51] She poses a Rothschild heiress to gain access to Mar-a-Lago when he was president.

[00:54:59] What kind of security we got going on down there?

[00:55:01] Adding to concerns about security of former President Donald Trump's Florida resident privately.

[00:55:07] They make dessert toppings, okay?

[00:55:10] And mustard.

[00:55:11] Please enjoy Rothschild.

[00:55:13] I swear to God, there used to be a commercial and the guy had a British accent.

[00:55:18] Candy.

[00:55:20] Yeah.

[00:55:22] He'd say please enjoy Rothschild.

[00:55:25] Go for me. I got one right.

[00:55:28] Mar-a-Lago is a center of investigation into whether Trump illegally removed and kept documents when he left office in 2021.

[00:55:35] What are you saying about now? What else do they do?

[00:55:38] Candy, banking, anything else?

[00:55:40] Rothschild.

[00:55:42] Oh, FBI, I'm glad you're interested.

[00:55:46] FBI agents recovered numerous sets of classified documents.

[00:55:50] Some marked top secret.

[00:55:52] I think it's weird our government, and this isn't about Donald.

[00:55:55] This is just in general that we label things top secret.

[00:55:59] Like, but just secret.

[00:56:02] It's such a childish word like, oh, do you have a secret? I have a secret.

[00:56:06] I'm like a tie-way.

[00:56:08] You think they could come up with another classification?

[00:56:11] A heavily redacted affidavit released on Friday said the FBI had probable cause for removal or documents.

[00:56:17] Yeah, we know all that.

[00:56:19] Instead of issues of security were underscored when it was reported that a Russian speaking immigrant from Ukraine

[00:56:25] allegedly infiltrated Mar-a-Lago by pretending to be a member of the wealthy Rothschild family

[00:56:31] Inna Yas-chin-chin.

[00:56:35] Who is now Japanese?

[00:56:37] 33, I know. Yas-chin-chin, something.

[00:56:40] 33 years old. She made several trips to Mar-a-Lago while using the alias Anna de Rothschild.

[00:56:46] According to the Pittsburgh Post-Kazette and the organized crime and corruption reporting,

[00:56:51] she was pictured during a golf outing with Trump and Lindsey Graham.

[00:56:56] I saw that picture.

[00:56:59] Are you just letting any Tom Dickens hair in here? Is there no?

[00:57:03] No, she's hot.

[00:57:05] She is pretty.

[00:57:07] Yep.

[00:57:09] She said in sworn statements, she's never used another name or broken any law.

[00:57:13] She told the Post-Kazette that passports or driver's license bearing the Rothschild names

[00:57:17] and her photo were fabricated by her former business partner.

[00:57:20] This is all fake and nothing happened, she said.

[00:57:24] According to the report, she's a daughter of a truck driver who lives in Illinois

[00:57:29] and she is now the subject on FBI investigation and is also being investigated by authorities in Canada.

[00:57:36] Newsweek has approached the FBI for comment.

[00:57:39] Her multiple trips in and out of Mar-a-Lago lays bearers of vulnerabilities of the facility

[00:57:44] that serves as both former president, as a former president's residence and a private club.

[00:57:50] Wow.

[00:57:52] I mean, yeah.

[00:57:55] There was another one in 2009, a Chinese business woman was arrested after evading security at Mar-a-Lago.

[00:58:01] I mean, that's the problem though if you have a country club that's open to the public.

[00:58:07] Yes.

[00:58:08] And well, I don't know. It's open to members though.

[00:58:11] Any member, a member can bring a member and then the next thing you know,

[00:58:15] you got a fake heiress rolling in here with it.

[00:58:18] But there's no ID for the members, members?

[00:58:21] Not at a normal country club, there's not.

[00:58:24] But maybe at this one people might, oh my God, this makes me, this should not make me laugh, but it does.

[00:58:31] So Bed Bath and Beyond.

[00:58:36] We've talked about it many times on this show because I, well that's where I saw the guy who had a squirrel

[00:58:43] dressed up like a little, like she was on the little house on a prairie in a stroller

[00:58:49] in my Bed Bath and Beyond.

[00:58:51] And what's amazing, it's always been amazing to me.

[00:58:54] They bought in my opinion stores that were entirely too large.

[00:58:58] The space, it's impractical, it's crazy.

[00:59:03] Like you're like hey I think I like that comforter.

[00:59:05] Oh shit, it's 500 feet in the air.

[00:59:07] I wonder if someone here has a ladder that can come fetch that for me.

[00:59:10] Or is this like a library ladder that just rolls along and I can go get it

[00:59:14] and then if you attempt to do anything on it, oh please stay off the ladder.

[00:59:17] I'm like yeah, it's crazy.

[00:59:19] There's too much shit in there and you know the ones on top are gross.

[00:59:23] They've probably been there forever.

[00:59:25] Like nobody wants that comforter.

[00:59:29] No.

[00:59:30] And we're supposed to pull from the bottom and then the whole shelf just goes,

[00:59:33] here's the thing Bed Bath and Beyond, you don't need 20 coffee pots.

[00:59:37] Get five.

[00:59:38] And when those sell out order another five.

[00:59:40] When you're down to one anyway.

[00:59:42] Bed Bath and Beyond stock craters.

[00:59:45] Because I thought they were going to start closing stores, that's what I'd read.

[00:59:48] Trying to get a grip on shit.

[00:59:50] Mine's not closed.

[00:59:52] Nope.

[00:59:53] I've yet to see one that has closed.

[00:59:55] I like to go in there because I can't believe it exists.

[00:59:59] Yeah, I don't know sometimes you find fun stuff in there.

[01:00:03] Sometimes.

[01:00:05] Yeah.

[01:00:06] Bed Bath and Beyond stock craters after announcing layoffs, store closures.

[01:00:11] So they're trying to get under control.

[01:00:14] You guys going to Bed Bath and Beyond?

[01:00:16] I'm going in for coffee pot stuff like that.

[01:00:19] Sheets.

[01:00:20] And some sheets.

[01:00:22] Weird toilet plunger for some students.

[01:00:24] That kind of shit.

[01:00:25] Toilet plunger.

[01:00:26] They have good trash cans.

[01:00:28] Stuff like that.

[01:00:29] Wednesday after the struggling home goods realtor announced a restructuring

[01:00:34] that includes store closures layoffs and a possible stock offering.

[01:00:38] Okay.

[01:00:39] Wow.

[01:00:40] Well, I hope they don't, they're going to lay off.

[01:00:42] The company said it's obtained more than 500 million in new financing

[01:00:45] and was reducing 20% of its workforce.

[01:00:48] Well, I hope not by my house because there's only one lady that works in there.

[01:00:51] If they let her go, they got to close because there's nobody else.

[01:00:55] She could literally give piano lessons in there, yoga lessons.

[01:00:59] There's no one tracking this lady.

[01:01:02] And I like her.

[01:01:03] She's funny.

[01:01:04] And even when I said, Hey, did you know there's a squirrel in a little house

[01:01:07] in the Prairie outfit with a guy that's pushing her around?

[01:01:09] Like that's just edgy crazy that I don't just be careful.

[01:01:12] She's like, Oh, he comes in here all the time.

[01:01:16] He's harmless.

[01:01:18] I said, Okay, just as long as you know, because I'm leaving.

[01:01:22] So you're going to be alone with him.

[01:01:23] Right.

[01:01:24] Just FYI.

[01:01:25] The company said it plans to close 150 namesake stores,

[01:01:33] but will keep its buy-buy baby chain.

[01:01:36] What's that?

[01:01:38] Buy-buy baby chain?

[01:01:45] I don't have a baby.

[01:01:46] I don't know.

[01:01:47] I don't have a baby.

[01:01:50] My sister and brothers and they all have babies.

[01:01:53] I never heard of this place.

[01:01:55] Bad Bathin Bayon said it would also go back to its original strategy

[01:01:58] of focusing national brands instead of pushing its own store labels.

[01:02:02] That reverses the strategy embraced by its former CEO, Mark Tritton,

[01:02:06] who was ousted last June after less than three years at the helm amid slumping sales.

[01:02:11] If you have too much product, you have too much inventory,

[01:02:14] go walk in there.

[01:02:15] Any normal person would be like, What the fuck?

[01:02:18] It would take you years to sell all that shit.

[01:02:21] Even if you went 50% off, like you only need so many towels available.

[01:02:27] I'm not even a business person and I look at that and go, Oh, this can't.

[01:02:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:02:36] Um, executive is on a call with analysts on Wednesday vowed that the new approach

[01:02:40] different would make it that it would not return to its stock in high merchandising

[01:02:46] approach.

[01:02:47] Oh, stock in high merchandising approach.

[01:02:49] Well, good.

[01:02:50] Yeah.

[01:02:51] They're still looking for a CEO.

[01:02:53] Sue took over as the interim, but she's not staying.

[01:02:57] And chief operating officer John is leaving the company too.

[01:03:03] They're going to eliminate that position.

[01:03:04] They will have no COO.

[01:03:06] The company expects a decline in comparable sales of 26% in its fiscal

[01:03:10] second quarter and is slated to report in its next five.

[01:03:14] It's not about the brands like you couldn't trick me into buying a

[01:03:18] dollar worth of this stock.

[01:03:19] It's not.

[01:03:20] And I'm no Jim Kramer.

[01:03:22] I'm a lady who goes to bed, Bath and Beyond and you have too much shit in

[01:03:26] your stores.

[01:03:27] You, well, he's the one that tells you what stocks are.

[01:03:30] I mean, he's on a channel that allows him to do that.

[01:03:34] You can't when you walk in and you see all that crap and there's not

[01:03:38] enough customers at least one by my house.

[01:03:40] It's relatively empty when you go in there and then there's somebody

[01:03:44] up there returning a toaster.

[01:03:46] What are we doing?

[01:03:48] It's too big.

[01:03:49] You've leased.

[01:03:50] I wouldn't buy stock of them unless they said we are 100% redoing

[01:03:54] everything.

[01:03:55] They have a lot of ads seen on TV crap.

[01:03:57] They do have a scene on TV crap and I fall for all of it.

[01:04:01] I love it.

[01:04:02] And some of it works.

[01:04:04] Some of it.

[01:04:06] We, this is where this is the feel good story we're going to end with.

[01:04:11] Yeah, I am ending.

[01:04:15] I have to pack for Canadian.

[01:04:21] I'm going to Canada.

[01:04:23] You guys excited?

[01:04:24] I have one more.

[01:04:25] It's the feel good sign off story.

[01:04:27] All right.

[01:04:28] You want an extra one to do an extra one?

[01:04:31] This one's kind of cool.

[01:04:33] So there's an airliner called overture and it's usher to usher

[01:04:40] in a new area of supersonic travel.

[01:04:43] Now, if you're all wondering what happened to the Concorde?

[01:04:46] Remember that?

[01:04:47] It was too loud.

[01:04:49] Yeah, people hated it and it was too expensive and it was

[01:04:55] causing a lot of damage to the environment somehow.

[01:04:59] It's too scientific, I don't understand it, but the Concorde

[01:05:02] was retired in thinking 2000.

[01:05:04] I'll tell you in a minute, but because I'm like, does that still exist?

[01:05:07] Do people still take the Concorde to act fancy?

[01:05:10] Well, no, they can't.

[01:05:12] It's close.

[01:05:13] It's closed.

[01:05:14] So it's closed.

[01:05:15] There's going to be an airliner called overture.

[01:05:18] That's the next, the new version.

[01:05:21] Yeah.

[01:05:23] It's a lighter aircraft that will make the airliner more

[01:05:26] fuel efficient and make it more sustainable for the environment.

[01:05:29] It's a lot less loud and then this is scientific crap that I'm going

[01:05:33] to skip over, but here's what it's going to do.

[01:05:35] So far, Boom says two airlines and the United States Air Force

[01:05:41] have signed on to purchase overture airlines.

[01:05:44] United Airlines says it will buy 15 of the aircraft once

[01:05:47] safely operating and safety requirements are met with

[01:05:50] options to purchase 35 more.

[01:05:53] United is like a little bit like Bed Bath and Beyond.

[01:06:01] You got to deal with some in-house problems before you start shopping.

[01:06:06] Okay?

[01:06:07] No one's allowed out of here until we get this super,

[01:06:11] Bed Bath and Beyond looks like a whole subdivision of

[01:06:14] vomiting a garage sale in it.

[01:06:16] By the way, when there's only one lady working,

[01:06:18] when somebody does pull that one comforter and the 17 fall,

[01:06:21] she ain't doing that.

[01:06:22] And she can't reach them anyway.

[01:06:24] She's my height.

[01:06:25] And don't get her on a ladder or you're going to have a

[01:06:27] workman's comp claim unless you want one.

[01:06:30] You could fall off a ladder until a pile of comforters

[01:06:33] and kind of get hurt.

[01:06:34] Yeah.

[01:06:35] Just a bit of advice.

[01:06:39] And then United wants the option to purchase 35 more.

[01:06:43] Japan Airlines also said it will buy the airliners.

[01:06:45] It's pre-ordered 20.

[01:06:47] In addition, Boom and the United States Air Force

[01:06:49] are currently developing custom overture configurations

[01:06:52] for government transportation.

[01:06:54] So here's how long it'll take.

[01:06:57] New York to London, current time, seven hours.

[01:07:02] Yeah.

[01:07:03] Overture travel time?

[01:07:04] Three hours and 30 minutes.

[01:07:06] Come on.

[01:07:07] Wow.

[01:07:09] Yep.

[01:07:10] Los Angeles to Sydney, current time?

[01:07:12] I've done it.

[01:07:13] 15 hours.

[01:07:15] Overture travel time?

[01:07:17] Eight hours.

[01:07:19] Wow.

[01:07:20] Tokyo to Seattle.

[01:07:22] Current time?

[01:07:23] Nine hours.

[01:07:24] Wow.

[01:07:25] Is that all?

[01:07:26] I thought they could be further.

[01:07:29] Overture travel time?

[01:07:30] Four hours and 30 minutes.

[01:07:32] Hmm.

[01:07:33] Yeah.

[01:07:34] Here's a little stuff on the Concorde.

[01:07:35] The Concorde was the world's first supersonic passenger

[01:07:37] airline.

[01:07:38] Both British Airways and Air France used them commercially

[01:07:40] between 1976 and 2003.

[01:07:43] That's when it ended.

[01:07:44] Yeah.

[01:07:45] I remember like Elizabeth Taylor,

[01:07:47] like fancy people would be on the Concorde.

[01:07:50] I got to be on one of those.

[01:07:51] You got to fly on the Concorde?

[01:07:53] The Air France one.

[01:07:54] The Air France one?

[01:07:55] From where to where?

[01:07:56] From our home job, Paris.

[01:07:57] JFK to Paris.

[01:08:01] Did it really take like four hours?

[01:08:03] Four and a half, I think.

[01:08:05] How many people were allowed on a Concorde?

[01:08:07] I don't remember.

[01:08:10] Like 10 or 30?

[01:08:12] I don't remember.

[01:08:13] You don't remember?

[01:08:14] It was small.

[01:08:15] Small.

[01:08:16] Really uncomfortable.

[01:08:17] Loud and uncomfortable.

[01:08:18] And I didn't pay for it.

[01:08:19] Air Lenders shuttled passengers all the way.

[01:08:21] You didn't pay for it.

[01:08:22] Your job did.

[01:08:23] Right.

[01:08:24] Good.

[01:08:25] Glad you didn't lose the money.

[01:08:26] Thanks.

[01:08:27] The Air Lenders shuttled passengers all over the world,

[01:08:29] but the aircraft's extremely loud operation

[01:08:31] and the cost to operate limited service.

[01:08:33] Its cruising speed was faster than an overture.

[01:08:36] Zooming around the world twice the speed

[01:08:38] of sound at Mach 204.

[01:08:43] And then it's just that it's this one is

[01:08:50] they've had 26 hours, 26 million hours of designing and testing.

[01:08:55] It's going to run on a 100% sustainable aviation fuels

[01:08:58] as it flies Mach 1.2 over the ocean.

[01:09:01] Shuttling between 60 and 80 passengers.

[01:09:05] 100 were on the Concorde.

[01:09:07] Yeah.

[01:09:08] Yeah.

[01:09:09] Did they have first class on it?

[01:09:11] It's all first class.

[01:09:12] Is that way Elizabeth Taylor went on it?

[01:09:15] You didn't see anybody famous on it.

[01:09:20] You got to look closely.

[01:09:21] Right?

[01:09:22] Yeah.

[01:09:23] So there you have it.

[01:09:26] I mean, that'd be very cool,

[01:09:28] but they're not saying when we're going to do this.

[01:09:30] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:09:32] They want to achieve net carbon zero by 2025.

[01:09:36] Well, maybe it, maybe,

[01:09:39] but I mean, if you can only see this many people,

[01:09:41] it's going to be very expensive.

[01:09:43] I wonder if like Southwest,

[01:09:48] if I fly it enough, do I get a free one?

[01:09:52] I bet they're not going to have a very good

[01:09:54] um,

[01:09:55] freaking flyer program.

[01:09:57] Because I think they're going to think

[01:09:58] people that have that money don't need that shit.

[01:10:02] Turn right.

[01:10:03] So before I do a feel good story,

[01:10:04] no, I'll do the feel good story

[01:10:05] and then we'll tell you where I'm going.

[01:10:07] And I got a,

[01:10:08] I had a souvenir to show.

[01:10:10] Well, are you going to throw it to me?

[01:10:12] Yeah.

[01:10:13] Yeah.

[01:10:14] Okay.

[01:10:15] Thanks.

[01:10:16] That's a nice smack in the face.

[01:10:18] Sorry.

[01:10:19] I don't know why this made me laugh.

[01:10:21] This is a feel good thing.

[01:10:23] A Nebraska man paddled 38 miles down

[01:10:26] the Missouri river on Saturday in a quote,

[01:10:28] boat made from a hollowed out pumpkin

[01:10:30] to celebrate his 16th birthday.

[01:10:33] He, first of all,

[01:10:36] where did you get a pumpkin this large?

[01:10:38] This is a normal sized man.

[01:10:39] And he has a tiny paddle.

[01:10:41] Who thinks of this?

[01:10:43] I could think of a lot of shit

[01:10:45] I would want to do on my 16th birthday

[01:10:46] and this doesn't ring a bell.

[01:10:47] It doesn't come up.

[01:10:48] It does not come up anywhere

[01:10:50] in the system of, hey,

[01:10:54] first of all, how'd you know there was a record?

[01:10:56] Did you Google it?

[01:10:57] How far?

[01:10:59] And he hopefully said again,

[01:11:02] his world record Dwayne Hanson set out

[01:11:04] from the public boat dots in Bellevue.

[01:11:06] Both docs in Bellevue, Nebraska at about

[01:11:08] 7 30 a.m.

[01:11:09] In the 846 pound pumpkin.

[01:11:13] Where does one get a pumpkin that large?

[01:11:15] And he arrived in Nebraska city

[01:11:18] just after 6 30 p.m.

[01:11:20] So it took him all day,

[01:11:22] but he did it and how did it not sink?

[01:11:25] You would think the pumpkin would get

[01:11:28] too squishy in your sit.

[01:11:31] He had asked Bellevue city officials

[01:11:37] to serve as witnesses for his record

[01:11:39] setting attempt.

[01:11:40] They say if you stay in your job long enough

[01:11:44] you might just see about everything

[01:11:47] and this morning was just one of those days

[01:11:49] a city witness said,

[01:11:51] you got to go look at the,

[01:11:54] I don't know how it stayed afloat.

[01:11:56] Is there a scientific term I didn't explain

[01:11:58] to me how a pumpkin can stay afloat with a man in it?

[01:12:01] Well, because as long as the density of the man is on.

[01:12:04] Don't talk to me about density

[01:12:06] and other equations.

[01:12:07] I don't know.

[01:12:08] I'm telling you a pumpkin gets squishy.

[01:12:11] Now that's not a scientific term squishy,

[01:12:14] but they get squishy.

[01:12:16] The viscosity.

[01:12:18] Viscosity.

[01:12:19] That sounds like a band from the 80s.

[01:12:22] All right termites.

[01:12:24] Well, this is where look where are my Canadian termites?

[01:12:27] I made this t-shirt because you have waited the longest

[01:12:30] for any show that's been rescheduled

[01:12:32] because of COVID Canadians have waited the longest.

[01:12:35] So you get a special shirt and there's the back.

[01:12:39] Boom.

[01:12:40] Boom.

[01:12:41] And then there's the front.

[01:12:43] Boom.

[01:12:44] And I'll be dragging them with me

[01:12:46] as the person who cares.

[01:12:48] Yeah.

[01:12:49] Yeah, there's a lady that's going to help me with it.

[01:12:51] Don't be excited.

[01:12:52] Yeah, she's like,

[01:12:53] because she set one aside to buy.

[01:12:55] I'm like, you can have one.

[01:12:57] Here's where we're going.

[01:13:01] Let's see.

[01:13:02] I got to get my own website up

[01:13:04] because this is going to be a fun little fall.

[01:13:06] And we added stuff.

[01:13:08] Yeah, but I'm going to do them in order.

[01:13:13] If I Google Kathleen, Kathleen Turner always comes up before me.

[01:13:16] It's my goal to defeat her one time.

[01:13:20] We need to rate the pubcast.

[01:13:22] Oh yeah.

[01:13:23] Will you guys go rate the pubcast?

[01:13:25] Because somebody said they didn't like my microphone

[01:13:27] and gave me a one star.

[01:13:28] And then that pulls your rating down.

[01:13:30] Like who allows this shit?

[01:13:31] I don't even know what I was looking at.

[01:13:33] I didn't even know there was a rating system.

[01:13:35] It's free.

[01:13:36] That's all I keep thinking it's free.

[01:13:38] Why would anybody write something mean?

[01:13:39] Right.

[01:13:40] When it's free.

[01:13:41] Because it wasn't just quite that simple

[01:13:43] as they didn't like the mic.

[01:13:52] Niagara Falls.

[01:13:53] We're super sold out.

[01:13:55] So there's no, sorry about that.

[01:13:57] We'll go back though.

[01:13:58] Yeah.

[01:13:59] Then Dallas Austin.

[01:14:01] Fun weekend.

[01:14:02] Matt's whole rancho watch out.

[01:14:04] That's a Mexican place in Austin.

[01:14:07] I love it.

[01:14:08] I love it.

[01:14:09] I love it.

[01:14:10] I love it.

[01:14:11] Then Chattanooga.

[01:14:12] Choo choo.

[01:14:13] Did you guys know there's actually a Chattanooga choo choo

[01:14:15] and you can stay in it?

[01:14:16] They've converted it into hotel rooms.

[01:14:19] Chattanooga City on the rise.

[01:14:21] Naked Jack like Knoxville, Tennessee.

[01:14:23] Woo woo.

[01:14:24] But I think there's a football game

[01:14:25] that might be affecting Florida.

[01:14:27] Oh they're playing Florida.

[01:14:29] The next day though.

[01:14:30] On their own Friday.

[01:14:31] Asheville City that I love.

[01:14:33] Coming to drink your beers.

[01:14:35] Rochester, New York, Ithaca.

[01:14:37] New York.

[01:14:38] Do I say Wilkes Bar or Wilkes Valley?

[01:14:40] Once again, I don't know.

[01:14:41] People send me both.

[01:14:42] Fort Connelly, Colorado Springs, Grand Rapids,

[01:14:44] Royal Oak, Royal Oak, Dayton, Indy,

[01:14:47] Oroville, Warren,

[01:14:49] Warren, Ohio is a new one.

[01:14:51] One of us have been there.

[01:14:52] I think I talked about that.

[01:14:53] Cincinnati, Welch, Minnesota.

[01:14:56] That one's on fire.

[01:14:58] That must be a nice place.

[01:15:00] Treasure Island Casino.

[01:15:01] Never been, can't wait.

[01:15:03] El Cajon and Riverside.

[01:15:06] And then on September 13th,

[01:15:08] I'm gonna announce all the new spring dates.

[01:15:13] Yeah.

[01:15:14] Which are super fun.

[01:15:15] Yeah.

[01:15:16] There's no dogs in the bunch.

[01:15:18] And sometimes you get on a run of like

[01:15:20] a few cities in a row where you're like,

[01:15:22] eh, you know there's not a lot going on here.

[01:15:25] But those are good cities where I catch up on work

[01:15:28] and then I can goof off in the cities

[01:15:30] where there's a ton to do

[01:15:32] and I won't do anything but act like a jackass

[01:15:34] and run around and act like a jackass in the day.

[01:15:38] And sometimes it's nice to have cities

[01:15:40] where you're like, yeah, I'm not missing much.

[01:15:42] Yeah.

[01:15:43] I can calm down.

[01:15:44] Yeah, I can calm down.

[01:15:45] Just turn on the ID channel.

[01:15:46] Watch some murders and get me calm.

[01:15:49] Yeah.

[01:15:51] All right, termites.

[01:15:53] Go be your fall termites.

[01:15:55] Your best selves.

[01:15:56] Football is starting soon for all your football fans.

[01:15:58] I'm so excited.

[01:15:59] I can't wait.

[01:16:00] I'm so excited to be in the team.

[01:16:02] And bills and rams is a Thursday night game.

[01:16:05] What a great game that should be too.

[01:16:07] And you're going to be landing in Buffalo.

[01:16:09] I'm going to be landing in Buffalo is right.

[01:16:11] And I can't wait to see what's going on there.

[01:16:14] And then I have my tickets to go on the Canadian side.

[01:16:18] I want to go Niagara Falls in the boat and all that.

[01:16:21] I haven't done it since I was 25.

[01:16:23] And the one time I did it,

[01:16:24] it was a charity event and I was in a boat

[01:16:26] with downtown Julie Brown.

[01:16:28] And all these strange quote famous people.

[01:16:32] I'm 25 years old.

[01:16:33] I don't, all I know is I've seen them on TV and I'm like, oh, wow.

[01:16:36] That's downtown Julie Brown.

[01:16:37] So I didn't want to say nothing.

[01:16:38] And there were football players, old ones, like, is that Joe's life?

[01:16:44] Yeah, it was a charity deal.

[01:16:45] But so I wasn't really, you know, comfortable, I'd say.

[01:16:50] I felt weird.

[01:16:51] So it wasn't really now I'm super excited.

[01:16:54] And now I'm old enough that I'll remember what I did or maybe I'm too old

[01:16:58] and I'll just forget what I did.

[01:16:59] Either way, I'm very excited about it.

[01:17:01] Look for me on the maintenance of the mist.

[01:17:03] I think that's what it's called.

[01:17:06] I don't know.

[01:17:07] All right, termites be good termites.

[01:17:10] Be helpful hamsters.

[01:17:11] Be good termites.

[01:17:12] Your fall termites.

[01:17:13] Get your hoodies out.

[01:17:14] Falls on the way.