Episode 101: Killer Hot Dogs, Dolly’s Monster Roller Coaster, & The KGB Discovered In Texas

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Termites!

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_00]: It's Episode 101.

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Is that exciting?

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna post another video with the 100th birthday cake that I do with my mom and

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: dad.

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: There's been 100 episodes and they've listened to zero, which is absolutely fine.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It's less pressure, I don't feel like I'm being judged.

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Because they don't know what time it's on.

[00:00:46] What?

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my brother said you should have told him Sunday.

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I should have said Sunday at 11.30 Eastern.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_02]: They won't stop that late.

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so many nice comments, so many nice, so many termite things.

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get to this, I got a delicious box from Wisconsin.

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Anything from Wisconsin.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Delicious!

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It's from Christie.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This is, get it, this says the Wisconsin, it's a pint glass, it says the Wisconsin shot glass.

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That Wisconsin is the only place I've ever been embarrassed.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: They brought me at the Fister Hotel one time, this giant Bloody Mary and the server lady

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: was like a thousand years old and she brought me beer also and I go, oh I didn't order

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: beer just yet.

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, it comes with it, just drink it.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I was still hungover so I thought now I can't look like a pansy, like I have to drink it.

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So I down the beer too.

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But once you get through that first one when you're hungover, smooth sailing.

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: She sent me a spotted cow, one of my favorite beers on earth and you're not allowed to

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: really take it out of Wisconsin.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a big thing, it's you can't.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_02]: But sometimes I didn't say Christie who, I just said a lady, ship me a spotted

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_02]: cow which I'm going to save for what?

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Fandex football draft day.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, save that.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Draft in Tom Brady, so, so cute.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And he's got so many good people to throw to.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_02]: He's just going to dominate.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet $100 in Vegas that he went to Super Bowl.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's for 40 to one.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And then she sent me dots, home soft snacks, big cheese curls.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're good.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_02]: This is like Cheetos.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I have a little kick, but not too hot and spicy.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at this is that for Wisconsin baked cheese curls, not curds curls.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that there's a little picture of a lady.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if she works or is that dot?

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, they're from Velva, Nevada, Nevada, depending on how you want to

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: pronounce it.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I say Nevada.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The people that lived there last week in the green room told me it's

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_02]: no, wait, I say Nevada.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They say Nevada.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's too late now.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm 56.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sticking with it for the life of me.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not understand why my dad calls it Cincinnati.

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what is it?

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no a stop it or people.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: There was a net somebody on NBC Nightly News that said Illinois and through in

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_02]: the S you need to be fired immediately.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what you got to be able to do.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Pronounce all 78 states if you're going to be on this news broadcast.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's not sometimes my dad will go Hawaii.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Instead of Hawaii.

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, where are you from?

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Who talks like this?

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not Cincinnati.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it Chicago or Chicago?

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: My parents say Chicago.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I say Chicago.

[00:03:39] Chicago.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's hard a highway, far, far.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the same Lewis thing though.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very specific, least strange.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's mostly just the older generation.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't say highway, far, far.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I say 44.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But I do say quarter instead of water.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, give me a quarter.

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Quarter.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Q you a C.T.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you'd spell water, quarter.

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It rhymes with water, quarter.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a North County thing.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_02]: The dots are an A.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe even an A plus because they have a little kick.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_02]: These are glazed Twinkies.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Hostess.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even a morbid dog person.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, these are really like

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_02]: they're like the donut holes that.

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Great.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They like Krispy Kreme donut holes.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That was really good.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad I didn't give those to my mom.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have been not going to taste them here.

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_02]: She would snuck, squirreled all kinds of shit away.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Last time she was here, she took paper bowls.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have paper bowls.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_02]: For whatever this kind of shit I do for here.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes I give the cats a little extra treats in it

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I get thrown out.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you just stole them.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Then she said, can I steal your hotel soap?

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I said, yeah, you can take them.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You can take the whole drawer, mom.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Go for it.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, great.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: God, no, I haven't looked in there since she's departed from the premises.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The best ever is when I caught her stealing fried chicken from a casino buffet.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I went in her purse to get something she told me to.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember what I was going to get.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And there were all these napkins and I just saw grease and I go,

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: what the fuck is in your purse, mom?

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: She goes, oh, I forgot my chicken.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, where'd that come from?

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to say what casino because I'll probably get busted.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: She said, well, your father loves it.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I don't have to cook for two nights in a row and fried chicken.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I used to make it for you kids, but it's just too much

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_02]: bullshit to make when it's just him and me.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's just easier.

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They say it's all you can eat and I don't eat that much.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't think it's stealing.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they say put you in your purse and take it, but whatever, mom.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This is Target's Ranch dressing.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_02]: It just says good, gather organic.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I have found that the organic ones like to load up on vinegar

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: to take the place of the dairy and dill.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_02]: But I like vinegar.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That was so tangy.

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe on broccoli and stuff, but no.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God, no.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So how did that get past everybody?

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't they have taster people?

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Christie also sent me the girl, the lady from Wisconsin.

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Slim Jim's, my old beef and cheese.

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: My friend Greg Warren, who's a comedian back in the day

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_02]: when we were a drive to all the gigs, I'd say pull over and I'd come

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_02]: on gas station with a slim Jim and soda.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He's just like, you're going to be dead by 50.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Madigan.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, no, not.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing wrong with a slim Jim.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Shut up, Greg and the Jack's link.

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's my favorite.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm third totally filled with sodium.

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Over slim Jim.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Jack's links is always better.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, Slim Jim.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Get with the program.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I got this too from a termite.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we'll get moving on.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So I met this group of women that called the Yahya as their

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_02]: best friends, BFFs and stuff.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And they go do fun stuff.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I met them at Huntsville at the club and then we hung out and I

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_02]: had a drink with them at their table.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they took a picture and then they said they were going

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to Pompeii and you guys know I'm obsessed with Pompeii and I've

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: never been.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was so jealous and I said, get me a souvenir.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But by the time they got done touring all the stuff, the

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_02]: gift shafts were closed.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So instead they made me a shirt of them.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: But look, it's there with Pompeii, but I'm in the picture.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's great.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It was very funny.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Pompeii 2022 and they just super imposed me like,

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I went with them.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I wish I could have gone with them.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So I will see those guys again in Huntsville out on the golf

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_02]: course or somewhere telling jokes somewhere and then somebody

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_02]: sent me a shark week, pure Vita little bracelet.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know who.

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: There was no note came with some little stickers.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The shark week thing is really cool though.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Wish I would have had this when I did my special.

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have worn it.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Little secret shout out to other shark week people.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's what am I drinking?

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You want the T shirt?

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Hard pickle seltzer.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Anybody?

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, come on now.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you all want it.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: There's already one in here.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But you got to really like pickle juice to be down with it.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But if it's like Jamo pickle back juice, you got to.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Pickle back with the pickle juice.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to really get into it.

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just, it's a pretty simple thing.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: If you hate pickles, you're going to hate this.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you're into it, could be, you can't drink a ton of them,

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but it could be one of my favorites of all time in existence.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And this one is Jess deal with it.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Farmer crooked bro brew.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I've totally butchered it.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a cowboy standing by a pickle barrel.

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: He's by a pickle barrel.

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's from Wisconsin.

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't everything wonderful from Wisconsin?

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everything is.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_02]: She wants me to come to Madison.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to say when because I can't say it yet,

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but I am coming to Wisconsin, but it's to Milwaukee.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I don't think Madison made it.

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it did.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know for sure Milwaukee, the Papst.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Where I film one of my favorite theaters in the whole country.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's enough of that.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Moving on.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me get this stuff off here so I know what I'm doing.

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Got that little winky that glazed Twinkie.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it has a game changer.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you need a sweet bomb before you go to bed.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that was something.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Makes a branch.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that branch is as fucking as awful.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Queen news.

[00:10:23] OK.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Dolly has a new roller coaster.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, ready?

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be open in the spring of 2023.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be the largest.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A twenty five million dollar Big Bear mountain roller coaster,

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: six acre attraction that will expand the Wildwood Grove section of the park

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: feature three different launches across 3,900 feet of track.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_02]: The project also marks the latest step

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_02]: in the half billion dollar expansion announced in 2020.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Twenty twenty one.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I know Dolly's getting up there,

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_02]: but I don't know who runs her shit, but she has picked incredible people

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: because she's seventy five or older.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, but it doesn't stop like nothing goes.

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: She opened the tour buses.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You can go spend the night.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a YouTuber who did it.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody sent it to me on on Twitter, but I haven't had time to watch.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I get I'm going to watch this like it's a zoomer.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I think she's a zoomer.

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: She's super young. Yeah.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know where did she get $10,000?

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. Maybe I'm checked out.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_02]: See, I'm going to read.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll watch it and tell you her review.

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, but Dolly's stuff like some people

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: like member kind of way, twitty had like Twitty land.

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But usually when the person gets older or dies,

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: everything goes just sort of fades out and gets into disarray

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's no good.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Or Graceland has been maintained pretty good, I'd say.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Well, I love to go in.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I would go again at drop ahead.

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So fascinating and always pay to see the least of Marie Jett.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a tag on ten dollars and a lot of people go,

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: yes, you do. Yes, you do.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Get over there because it's just a 70s time capsules.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you don't care about Elvis Presley,

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Graceland's worth all that.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: But enough about Elvis, I still need to watch the movie.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to watch it with my mom,

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: but then we watched more of the first lady

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_02]: and she hadn't seen any of it.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And the first lady I'll just get sidetracked here was so good.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't even know who I'd give.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_02]: There's so many Emmys I would just throw on that show.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd give Keith a Keith for the Southern one is Franklin Roosevelt.

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Michelle Pfeiffer is Betty Ford exceeded every expectation

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have ever had of Michelle.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: If I don't really think she's all right.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, fine enough. Good. You're pretty.

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_02]: You look like her. Great.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You get the gig. I would not.

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_02]: She was fantastic. Viola Davis.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of comments about she pursed her lips a lot.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of over the top to look like Michelle Obama.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you can get past that did a wonderful job.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And Jillian Anderson as Eleanor Roosevelt.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they put something in her mouth because my dad goes,

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_02]: well, this lady is still prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt.

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I go, well, dad, it's Jillian Anderson.

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes, I mean, the real Eleanor four miles away from how plain she was.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, OK, dad, they couldn't find anybody in your words ugly enough

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_02]: to be her. So they got Jillian as they put a mouth thing in her.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I'm watching it.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: This was so exciting because I never I don't know.

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I keep up with all my friends, but not on a monthly basis

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_02]: of what they're doing.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And there's a scene where Eleanor Roosevelt goes to

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_02]: a woman's group to speak about women's voting and all this stuff.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And as the camera pan them like, well, first I heard you tell them

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: somebody in the show says that.

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that sounded like my friend, Judy Gold.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they pan the camera and you're always going to know it's Judy

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_02]: because she's probably the only woman there that six foot two.

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And they got her in these 1920s clothes.

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I jokingly texted.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I hope they let you keep the outfit.

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_02]: But I was so excited to see she was in a quite well, like three scenes.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_02]: But she said they caught a lot of her lines.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So she wasn't.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, I didn't know how many you had to begin with.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was super fun to see somebody.

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I don't know actor people.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So good for Judy Gold.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Go watch the First Lady.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody was so great.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, here's the sad news.

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They've canceled it.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. I already read it.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this one was in and of itself contained.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So if you go watch it, it's not like you're going to be.

[00:14:39] There's just a lot more for them.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to do why want to see Mary Todd Lincoln?

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Great, great in a basket.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, bring out Mary Todd.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_02]: We went, we I said to my mom and dad, I'm like, OK, you got to pick

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: somebody old timey, middle timey and new timey.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Nancy Reagan would be fascinating.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Her astrologer, astrologist, brighter person

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_02]: and fighting with her children.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: She'd be good for the new timey, middle timey.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom threw out maybe Eisenhower.

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. Why not?

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And then old timey.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: God, crazy as crazy does.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Walking around with loaded pistols most of the time.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Jackie Kennedy, but there's so much

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: been done about her.

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what would be left.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to find a sleeper cell.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: But then there's two.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there's women that are too sleeper celly.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Rosalind Carter seems like a lovely person, but yeah, boring.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Not for a lie, but anyway, I got very sidetracked.

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: But Dali's people, whoever they are, do a wonderful job

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_02]: keeping all this shit going like it never stops.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They just keep building and you would think there.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: This roller coaster is going to reach

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: towards the 40 speeds of 48 miles an hour.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Peak elevation is 66 feet.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it once through the Wild Grove?

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Wildwood Grove around waterfalls and briefly underground.

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I would never.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm way past my roller coaster years.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Dali said she's never getting on it because if she got it,

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: this doesn't open till spring of 2023.

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So don't buy tickets yet.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_02]: If I get on that thing, you'd find one of my wigs in those trees.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Ha, ha, ha.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_02]: So she won't be getting on her own.

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's a little vacation news if you want to go to Daliwood.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I can honestly say I've never been in the Daliwood Park.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just not a ride person, but I've been to Gatlinburg a lot.

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you'll find me in the Old Smoky Moonshine distillery

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_02]: won't doing the tasting flights.

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Me and Vic Henley never made it past that.

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there was a sports bar up at the top of the hill.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: We went to go watch a card game or something,

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: but it was like a little bear lodge.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I liked it. I like Gatlinburg.

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't have enough time to really.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw Dali do a show in Severeville.

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately, me and my friend Kathy

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and my friend, Lareen, did not know that was a dry county.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, that probably wouldn't bother my friend Lareen as much

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_02]: as it would bother me and my friend Kathy.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like we went into the concert.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a dolly and I'd seen Dali in Atlanta

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and like all the gay guys are just, I mean, so, so excited.

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And everybody else is just so, so excited.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was a wonderful energy vibe.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Severeville.

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and she was doing it as a benefit

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and she still couldn't.

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she got him, but I felt like they were just being

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_02]: judgmental, like kind of harsh.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I thought her, does she have pissed off cousins here?

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_02]: What's this vibe I'm picking up on?

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they put there's no alcohol, not that you need alcohol.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That fun. I think we've all gone over that.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's more fun.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't I feel like a child.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I have a large Pepsi and popcorn?

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like nine.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I just want to glass of wine and go watch Dali.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was in a weird location.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't a very good.

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So and then I saw

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_02]: she did try, but jokingly, me and my friend Kathy and LaRine,

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_02]: they're the ones who worked on the last special with me.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: That was our party afterwards.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I said she'll probably beat us out of here.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: She probably couldn't stand one minute of this,

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: even when she sang Good Old Rocky Top, the song for Tennessee.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Not the reaction.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It should have gotten more.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And then she even went Bible.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's a here's a Christian.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Him, I'm sure me, LaRine and Kathy are all Catholic.

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And she'd go, here's another Christian.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Him, I'm sure you're all familiar with them.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: We were like, nope.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Strike five.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't know this one either.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: We know one song.

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_02]: We are one in the Christians.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_02]: We are one.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the whole repertoire of a Maria.

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Christmas carols.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Update.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember I told you that Honest Wagner baseball card

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: was going to be auctioned off?

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It sold.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, how much do you think?

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you, at top the price sold,

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: there was one that was sold in August of 2021.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That one sold for 6.6.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Shut up, I was gonna say 1.5.

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This one sold for 7.2.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: No!

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: 7.25 and a private sale facilitated by golden auctions.

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's ridiculous.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's they're talking that it's the T206 card,

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess because it's in, you know,

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_02]: it's in perfect condition,

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_02]: well as good as you can get.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: This one, this Wagner's card is considered

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: to be the Mona Lisa baseball cards.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There's thought to be fewer than 50 authenticated copies

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_02]: in the industry and this one's in great shape.

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But again, if you don't know who Honest Wagner is,

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_02]: a short stop for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Schnoze.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in the early 1900s.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But what are you gonna do with this?

[00:19:51] Right.

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you're doing it as an investment,

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess, I get it.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It's easier than studying the stock market.

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You should donate it to the Cooperstown.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they should donate it.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He played from 1897 to 1917.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: He played for the Louisville kernels,

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: the Pittsburgh Pirates.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He helped the Pirates win a World Series in 1909.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Won the batting title eight times.

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: He hit 328, wow, for his career in 2,794 games.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, donate it.

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Put it in the baseball hall of fame.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good idea.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Get a ride off, sell it to him.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that'd be nice.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause maybe everybody wants to see it.

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they already have one though

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and this idea is terrible.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Think about that.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Update.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That was bad.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Update.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Galeen Maxwell, our little Epstein's running buddy,

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_02]: partner in crime, literally.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Just giving you an update on what she's doing

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: as we all know she's in prison.

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_02]: She's gonna earn 15 to 27 cents an hour

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: where she will clean toilets and wash dishes

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_02]: in a Florida prison.

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_02]: But she got sent to a cushy, cushy prison.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, prison is still prison.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I get it.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But she's not eligible for release till 2037.

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_02]: The place she got sent to has yoga and shit.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm serious.

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: The federal, you always wanna,

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_02]: if you're gonna commit a crime,

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_02]: little word from Jack Madigan, free advice,

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_02]: commit a federal crime.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause you wanna go to a federal prison.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're much nicer.

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean in the hierarchy of prisons.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_02]: She's now gonna be in the federal correction

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_02]: institution at Tallahassee

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: where she must get up at 6 a.m. every day

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_02]: to work her regular job of clean toilets, bathrooms, dishes.

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is, she gets 15, 27 cents an hour,

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: which is a going rate for trustee employees

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_02]: of the Florida Correctional System.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Her current job assignment is temporary.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She will be eventually placed in a long-term role

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_02]: where she could manage payroll or read water meters.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: How long does it take?

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_02]: How many are there?

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Or are they letting them out?

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in neighborhoods?

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_02]: To go read water meter?

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is the water company not doing that?

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That's who does it at my house.

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're always so cranky.

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you put some such a fencing?

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no I didn't.

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I just think people wonder like,

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_02]: they get sentenced, they get put away, we never know.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_02]: What happened to them?

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Well that's what's happening.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you do that?

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Get up and clean toilets every day?

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean it's not that hard or gross

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_02]: to have clean bathrooms working at restaurants and stuff,

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_02]: but I don't know,

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_02]: to just think you're probably gonna die there.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Well she's 60, so 20, 37 is how many years from now?

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: 25 years from now?

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: She'll be 85.

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She does deserve it.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying I don't know

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_02]: how I can function every day.

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I might just lay in the fetal position and cry.

[00:23:01] I can't clean the toilet.

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That'll mind the work.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't like the length.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like forever?

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean they're saying she could graduate to a job.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Managing payroll is too interesting,

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: you shouldn't get to do that.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me manage your payroll.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We could have given her a death penalty like you said.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Update!

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff Bezos' mega yacht was quietly towed

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_02]: from a Dutch shipyard after the company building,

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: it scrapped.

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The company building it scrapped a request

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_02]: to dismantle a historic bridge to let it pass.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So we've been talking about this here termites.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: How's he gonna get his dumb boat out

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: that he didn't plan on?

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_02]: God, how do you?

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff Bezos' mega yacht has quietly left the Dutch shipyard

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_02]: where it was built, sans a mid-bridge dismantling

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and crowd of spectators.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: A 417 foot vessel known as Y721

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and at estimated cost of 500 million

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_02]: has been under construction by the shipbuilding company

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Oceano in a shipyard in Al-Blessardam, Netherlands.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: It was towed to the Greenport shipyard in Rotterdam

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_02]: in the wee hours of the morning

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_02]: according to the German magazine Der Spiegel.

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_02]: The controversy surrounding it we all know of you.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They wanted to take down the bridge

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that was 100 years old and just to let him through

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_02]: because the yacht has three mast

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_02]: that are too tall for the bridge's clearance

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_02]: which is about 131 feet.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Dutch residents were outraged,

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I would be too and plan to throw eggs at his yacht.

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_02]: If it required the bridge to be dismantled.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Within days, the mayor said that no decision

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_02]: had been made to dismantle the bridge

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and that Bezos and Oceano might need

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_02]: to foot the bill if that happened.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Jeff's not gonna wanna pay for that.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's how Jeff could save some money.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff, are you listening?

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Bezos?

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I ordered, so I have an alarm thing

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_02]: like ring, house alarm, ADT, whatever.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And if the batteries go dead,

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: it starts making this God awful beeping noise.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So I ordered all these new little batteries.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Looks like a watch battery.

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it looks like a watch battery

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_02]: or bigger than a watch battery though.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a size of a quarter.

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Why'd I say?

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_02]: A big nickel.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I ordered like 10 of them.

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't run out.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The box that came in, I swear to God,

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: was the size of three shoe boxes.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, open it up and there's all the plastic things

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: that I like to stab with a knife.

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, he has not managed

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: to understand how to manage packaging.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Like there must be people,

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: like I was always amazed by friend George Wallace,

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: the comedian, he majored in college

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and supply lines, transportation.

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Like he knows how trains go.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't think I ever knew that was a major.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, somebody must know that, right?

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_02]: But isn't there a packaging major?

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Aren't there people that can come in and tell you,

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_02]: hey dude, no reason to use a box,

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_02]: tape measure, anybody with a tape measure?

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand, but anyway,

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm moving on.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I just opened that and went, God damn,

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_02]: are you just something,

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, two beer glasses

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and it comes in a box two times as much as you.

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a waste of everything.

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_02]: You would think he'd catch on to that by now.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you else who hates Jeff Bezos,

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_02]: the lady at my UPS store.

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: She hates him.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, because now you can return the stuff,

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Amazon stuff at a UPS store,

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_02]: but you have to print out all the stuff.

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They're not gonna do all that.

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You have to do it.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But it doesn't seem like that on the website.

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So then the people come in,

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_02]: basically UPS is just doing his bitch work

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're not getting any extra money.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no extra help.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And my millennial, who was super smart,

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_02]: she's very hardworking,

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_02]: but she's like, this is just bullshit

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: because then the people come in here

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and they haven't done their homework

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they give mad at me

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and this is all because Jeff Bezos makes it sounds like,

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: he makes it sound on the website.

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Like if I had that box with the batteries,

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I could just march right up to UPS,

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_02]: drop it off and go, thanks and leave.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no little one.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You need to go hit some buttons, print some shit out.

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, they tried to keep Oceana,

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_02]: tried to keep the launch and transport under wraps

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_02]: because the vessel took a route

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: that was longer than necessary,

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_02]: but avoided going through the city center

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and passed the Conan Shaven Bridge.

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_02]: We never saw a transport go that fast.

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it arrived.

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_02]: It went three, wow, three hours and 24 miles later.

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: On its four-hage Tuesday morning,

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Bezos was towed without its mast,

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: which will be installed later.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's a video.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll put it in the show notes,

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: which also means schnotes.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody keeps asking, what is schnotes?

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh.

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Show notes, combine, get it, schnotes.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So he got away with it, he snuck away.

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't get egged.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Update!

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I love this one.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I forgot to say this last week.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: So remember the two people in Missouri,

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: the Hamburglar and our chubby husband?

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_02]: The two lawyers that live in the central West End

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: in St. Louis that are clearly terrified of black people,

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_02]: which is very odd if you were gonna move

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: to the central West End.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There are many, many black people

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_02]: that live very, very nearby.

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You wouldn't think that if you're this afraid

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_02]: that you have, he's got some rifle

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_02]: that she's got, because there were protesters

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and they call their streets private.

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I say bullshit.

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a street that was always public.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You put a gate on it, call it private, whatever.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_02]: The two lawyers, well he ran for the Senate in Missouri.

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_02]: He only finished with 3% of the vote.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I honestly think I could get five.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They became a meme that was so funny

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: with her striped shirt on

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and the whole outfit looks like it's from T-O-Bits.

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_02]: An American couple who pointed guns

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_02]: at peaceful black lives matter protesters have been charged.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they were unarmed and they were peaceful

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and these two run inside and grab guns

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're pointing them at people.

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, just St. Louis attorneys confirmed

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_02]: the charges have been filed against

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Mark and Patricia McCluskey in Missouri City.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The pair both aged in their 60s for pictures

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_02]: outside their home.

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_02]: This is June 28th holding guns.

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_02]: They're both personal injury attorneys.

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We know all this if you've been listening to podcasts

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway, he ran for Senate and I didn't even think he really,

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_02]: he thought, cause he got famous

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: cause he was put on Fox News as defending your property

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_02]: from rebel crazy people.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean there were shittles of little kids in them.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to the mayor's protest to the mayor.

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't even about these two.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They were just using a cut through.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, he got on Fox News.

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He got on all kinds of shows

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_02]: because he was famous for a hot minute

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I think he just ran for Senate

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_02]: to try to get donations,

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_02]: which I think he'll probably just run away with

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because their law license has been suspended for a while.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know when they get it back.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Our governor already pardoned him.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Mac Parsons who looks, I'm not even gonna say.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Squirrel.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so that's it.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Case you were wondering

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02]: that's how Mark's Senate race went.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Bye bye chicken pie.

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's just an update there.

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, they found it.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02]: This is weird.

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And I would be tempted to fuck with it.

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They're telling people that found it

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: to not do anything to it.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I say yeah, finders keepers.

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Losers, wapers.

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Mysterious metallic orb found in Mexico

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_02]: after falling from the sky.

[00:31:01] Whoa.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait till you see the picture of it.

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Fans of mysterious chunks of metal.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't a chunk of metal.

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a perfect orb.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Fans of mysterious chunks of metal rejoice.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_02]: A big metal orb has been found in Mexico,

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_02]: prompting people to speculate

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_02]: it's part of an alien spaceship

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as some much more grounded guesswork.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The orb which meteorologists Isidro Cano described

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_02]: on Facebook as very hard plastic

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: or an alloy of various metals showed up

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: on the top of a tree just north

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_02]: of the city of Veracruz.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_02]: According to Cano, witnesses saw the orb

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_02]: falling from the sky but making a noise

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_02]: but no fire.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Writing in alarming caps, he explained to people

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_02]: this isn't all caps.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Do not touch or come near it

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_02]: until it has been reviewed by a specialist.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It may have radioactivity.

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_02]: This is where dumb people like me would go,

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_02]: you just stay in that so I don't touch it.

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I go touch it and then you next say

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, meh, meh, meh, meh.

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, my arm fell off.

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Can somebody pick up my arm?

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_02]: In a follow up post, he referred to a code

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_02]: on the outside of the orb and reiterated

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_02]: it should not be opened.

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Why do we have radioactive balls flying around?

[00:32:21] We gotta get into it.

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_02]: We have any scientist termites

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_02]: that would know why we have radioactive orbs

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_02]: falling out of the sky?

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_02]: My friend Stephen, he's not that kind of scientist.

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_02]: He might know though.

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_02]: He's more like he knows more about other stuff.

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We need to nerd termites.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_02]: We have nerd termites.

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They need to be activated.

[00:32:42] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:32:44] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:32:45] Nerd termites?

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Instead it should not be open,

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_02]: despite claiming that there are no obvious openings

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_02]: where the orb could be opened.

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's a perfect circle.

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean it could be like a ball bearing out of an alien ship

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_02]: just could be part of their who knows.

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Addering further mystery to what the orb is

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_02]: he claimed that the spheres are timed out

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: so that sometime they will open on their own

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and show the valuable information they bring with them.

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God, I would have that in my house

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and every morning I'd just be staring at it

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_02]: while I drank coffee going open, open,

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_02]: trying to make it open with my mind.

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_02]: On Monday, Kano updated his followers

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_02]: to explain that the artifact had been removed

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_02]: at 315 AM local time by a highly trained

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and specialist team to be taken out of the borders

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_02]: of Mexico.

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: As for what it is, a reasonable best

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_02]: could have been a weather balloon.

[00:33:34] No.

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Or if you're gonna be exotic genuine space debris.

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Over the weekend China's long March FB rocket

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_02]: fell back to earth with pieces found in Borneo

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as the Philippines earlier in July

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and Australian farmer found a large chunk of what appears.

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Right but these are chunks.

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I get it, okay you found part of this

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_02]: or part of that part of a rocket.

[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_02]: This is perfect though.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't make any sense.

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll stay on top of it, termites.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But somebody already took it.

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Who comes at 315 in the morning and steals the orb

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and runs away with it?

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_02]: This is where I need the locals

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_02]: to step up a little bit more.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's right and you tell whoever comes around.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Armed and ready to fight.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is kinda cool.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So of course I asked my dad this

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and of course he knew immediately.

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I said do you know what a Hessian soldier is?

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course I do, why wouldn't I?

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Because no normal people

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_02]: haven't probably never heard of that.

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Well the British hired Germans

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_02]: to fight against us, to fight with them against us

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in the Revolutionary War.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It's spelled H-E-S-S-I-A-N.

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's always been stories about that

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_02]: but now we found the remains of a bunch of them.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_02]: The remains have been untouched for 245 years

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_02]: until a human femur was found in June

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_02]: during an archaeological dig.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The remains of a dozen.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_02]: They got 12 Revolutionary War soldiers

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_02]: who had killed and battled two centuries ago

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_02]: and have been uncovered in a mass grave in New Jersey.

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_02]: In New Jersey?

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They've located the remains as many of 12

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Hessian soldiers, German troops hired by the British

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_02]: in a field at Red Bank battlefield.

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the theater work.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The Count Basie and Red Bank.

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that place.

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody found a femur.

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh there was a battle there in 1777,

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_02]: the Battle of Red Bank.

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Further excavation uncovered more skeletal remains

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as pewter and brass buttons

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_02]: and a King George III gold guinea,

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_02]: which would have been a soldier's monthly pay.

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_02]: They believe the soldiers were roughly

[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_02]: amongst the 337 troops killed by colonial forces

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_02]: during the battle 245 years ago.

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: 14 American soldiers were killed in that battle.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Based on everything we found in the context

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_02]: those appear to be Hessians.

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing.

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna extract DNA

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_02]: and try to find their descendants.

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_02]: We're hoping that eventually we can find some

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_02]: of the individuals.

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_02]: How cool would that be?

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_02]: If you're sitting there in Germany

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and they go, hey we found your great,

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_02]: great, great, great grandpa in Jersey.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes yeah, this probably sounds a little weird to you

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_02]: but we found him down in the Atlantic City of Wardenville.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_02]: We're joking.

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: This is how crazy the weather's getting.

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Nevada, Nevada.

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_02]: You pick up the Vietta.

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Says goodbye to grass.

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I really can't believe it took this long.

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I love that like the whole world is just

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: boi-o-o-ing with weather-wise.

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, I don't even have the story for this week

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: because I need to read about

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: the Rhine River's drying up.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_02]: They can't even get boats through it anymore.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna cause a serious problem

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_02]: because they transport coal and everything for energy.

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This is though, we just keep coming to these pinnacles

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: and nobody's, I don't know.

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, you know, what am I doing?

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Drinking a hard pickle seltzer.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, somebody tell me something to do and I'll do it.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But then like, you know, my friend will say,

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_02]: my friend who's like a baby green person or whatever.

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, well yeah, I could quit drinking

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02]: bottled water.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't drink that much of it

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but sometimes it's nice to take it to the airport

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: on the road.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But the whole thing is somebody's gotta

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_02]: tell those people stop making it.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't make the plastic bottles anymore.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Me, a one man show, I can't,

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_02]: this circus ain't gonna stop that circus?

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: No, anyway.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: There's just so many things that are going bonkers,

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: you know, in Las Vegas, Nevada has come to this.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Climate change has helped make water more scarce.

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So under a new Nevada law, the grass has gotta go.

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_02]: When we look at outdoor use in Southern Nevada,

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_02]: landscaping far and away is the largest water use.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And of that it's grass.

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Why can't you be reusing water for grass?

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in a golf course, most of that's reusable water.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The city's already pulled up four million square feet

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_02]: of grass on public property this year so far.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Not because the thirsty green parkways

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_02]: are something they just can't afford anymore.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'd never understood it.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I had a little house in here

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_02]: where the dog's gonna go to the bathroom, fake grass,

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_02]: hose it off, roll it up, throw it out.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I had a little house in LA

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and it had grass in the quote yard.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's nothing compared to what a yard

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_02]: would be called normally, nothing there is.

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But I thought well, this grass just kept dying

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and used more water.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't even think about conservation.

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I just thought how cool would it be

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: if I built a succulent garden that took absolutely no water

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: because then on nothing would die.

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You could try to plant flowers all you want,

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_02]: they're all gonna die.

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Well especially because I don't know how to take care of them.

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But I just got super cool rocks.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_02]: But I wasn't thinking of conservation

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: as much as I was thinking this is a non-winning battle

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_02]: unless you're a billionaire in Beverly Hills

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I don't know.

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The city's already full of it.

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The grass you see me is not long for this world behind me,

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_02]: he said in fact within the next couple months

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_02]: the grass will be completely eliminated

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_02]: it'll be replaced with deep irrigated,

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: drip irrigated trees and plants.

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Just use rocks, go get more cactus, call Arizona

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and say we need, we have a favor.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_02]: We have a favor.

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a million on the way driving from LA

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: and I never thought of where the doctor

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_02]: in another bathroom.

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Piddle pads, giant, piddle pads.

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Living through the summer of 2022

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_02]: has made climate change harder to deny.

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We're here in Boundry, Nevada or in the Caribbean

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_02]: where rampant seaweed growth is choking beaches

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: or Kentucky where too much water created a tragedy

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that's still unfolding but it seems there are those of us

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_02]: who could use convincing that climate change

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_02]: has become an emergency.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_02]: No I mean, there's tons of people like us

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: that agree it's happening

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_02]: but I've been given no marching instructions.

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you want me to do about it?

[00:40:39] Right.

[00:40:40] Right.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a degree in any of this.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Well yeah, I mean but it's weather.

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the people at the Weather Channel could tell us.

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Call Jim Tandray.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I could tweet Jim Tandray,

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have his phone number

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_02]: but I could tweet him, he tweeted me backwards.

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay this one, I love this.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This is sad, sad news for people who love this food

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_02]: like I do.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Top worst foods that could shorten your life expectancy.

[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Not gonna like it.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And on a healthy diet has highly unfavorable outcomes.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what science has always said.

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_02]: One hot dog shortened your life by 36 minutes.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_02]: But which 36 minutes?

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Am I at the end of my life in a lot of pain?

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I probably wish I'd had more hot dogs.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Well you're not saying which 36 minutes?

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_02]: This is how eating could affect your lifespan.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's minutes lost or minutes gained, okay?

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Peter butter and jelly sandwich.

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think that does gain or lose?

[00:41:51] Lose.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain?

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Gains 33.1 minutes gained.

[00:41:56] Wonderful, why?

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Bake salmon.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain of 13.5 minutes.

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_02]: How does peanut butter and jam do that?

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot of sugar and jelly.

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And high fructose, see?

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Banana.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain 13.5 minutes.

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Tomatoes 0.3 minutes.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Avocado you get two minutes.

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_02]: French fries you get 1.5 minutes gained.

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Gained.

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the bad ones.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheddar cheese you lose a minute 0.4.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Worth it.

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Bacon you lose 6.4.

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think sausage is worse though.

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Pizza you lose 7.8 minutes.

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Double cheeseburger 8.8.

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Soft drink 12.4.

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Hot dog 36.3.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't ever make a hot dog at home.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02]: But on a golf course or as the baseball game.

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Day to day we don't often think about,

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_02]: let's read this like I'm a health person.

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But day to day we don't often think about

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_02]: how individual food choices impact how long we live.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Well I did if I'm in a car with Greg Warren

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's all I ever hear,

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_02]: do you eat that shit Mary good?

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's wonderful.

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Who doesn't love the Slim Jim?

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get it.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Better need a bag of potato chips anyway.

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Experts at the University of Michigan

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_02]: calculated that the health burden of different foods

[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_02]: becoming the first to put concrete scores

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_02]: on your favorite snacks.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They found that a proportion of nuts

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_02]: can add almost 26 minutes to a person's life.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I golfing with my dad ate hot and spicy peanuts.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Do hot and spicy count as a gain?

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Or did I ruin it because I didn't go with a real peanut?

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't have them for sale anyway.

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I made a choice based on starving.

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But every hot dog eaten short and should last

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_02]: by 36 minutes.

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And do you know how many times

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_02]: this is all I can picture my mom?

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Well my younger brothers and sisters

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_02]: were once way younger than me.

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Little in a high chair, my mom cutting up a raw hot dog

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and throwing it on the high chair.

[00:43:56] Raw?

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Well you know, cold.

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I mean she might have cooked it.

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_02]: No, she maybe boiled it I guess.

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I suppose it didn't work.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was just cut up hot dog.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They just had pieces and they loved it.

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah, well they were in a high chair.

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It is a bad hot dog.

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They had a drink.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe she cooked them.

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They looked plain.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_02]: The study published in the journal Nature Food

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: is based around healthy life expectancy.

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_02]: The length of a person of time has good quality of life

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and is disease free.

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_02]: The scientists behind the findings calculated

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_02]: the direct influence of 6,000 various meals,

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_02]: snacks and drinks.

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They showed that someone who eats beef

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and processed meats like bacon swapped just 10%.

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_02]: If you just swapped 10% of their calories

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_02]: for plant-based food they could gain an extra

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_02]: 48 minutes of life per day.

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Your healthy person also sounds like your alien.

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no my alien sounds like this.

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Very different.

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_02]: That's not my alien.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That's ridiculous.

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well maybe she cooked them.

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I got a job for, where's my super lazy millennials?

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a job.

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I could become the CEO because I'd be so good at it.

[00:45:16] Okay.

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a sleep specialist at a cat,

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_02]: so Casper is a mattress.

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I never heard of it.

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_02]: A mattress brand is hiring for a position

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_02]: where sleeping on the job is not just accepted,

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_02]: it's mandatory.

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Now you're talking my language.

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a New York based company founded in 2014.

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's hiring Casper sleepers to sleep for a living.

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Casper sleepers will sleep in our stores

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: in unexpected settings out in the world.

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I can sleep anywhere.

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It's amazing.

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody who goes,

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I could never sleep on an airplane.

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Only got it's the only place where I'm like,

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_02]: oh finally I'm home.

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like a crib that just flies.

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a flying crib.

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta get your own eye mask.

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta prepare for idiots.

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Get your headphones in.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta think what you're...

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I slept in airports.

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I fell asleep getting my hair cut.

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I felt rude about that.

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_02]: She didn't seem to care.

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just kind of...

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately there'll be some work required

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: when the employees are awake.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Namely they'll have to create social media content

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_02]: sharing their experience.

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_02]: No problem, I could do that as a professional sleeper.

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The job application is open until August,

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_02]: the end of August says a listing.

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The ideal candidate should have

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_02]: an exceptional sleeping ability,

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: a desire to sleep as much as possible.

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And of course the ability to sleep through anything.

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I can.

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I slept through...

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was 17.

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Barishnikov came to St. Louis.

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: To the fight, I didn't mean to.

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't mean to sleep through it.

[00:46:54] He's brilliant.

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Ballet, it's not really my thing.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Shocker.

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, can we see the sound of music

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_02]: where there's...

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I need a little World War II stuff.

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Nazis chasing people.

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Julie Andrews.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I could do this job, but anyway I slept through...

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't sleep through all of Barishnikov,

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_02]: but I did fall asleep.

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom was appalled.

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Like look it's all the same thing after a while.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: In addition to getting paid to sleep,

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_02]: successful candidates will be able to wear pajamas to work,

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_02]: limited free Casper products

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and the flexibility of a part-time schedule.

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So okay.

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a part-time schedule.

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Can I just come there when I'm tired?

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that okay?

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Or do I have to be like when I'm wide awake?

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, the Laktas Monster's head just fall off.

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_02]: How many of you guys out there watched The Americans?

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember that show?

[00:47:51] I didn't.

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You watched it?

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I watched it.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I made it through like seven seasons

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it just got too...

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_02]: If you never saw it, it's about two quote Americans

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_02]: that are really KGB people.

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, they're like in their 40s

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and they have two kids.

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And they would go on these things at night,

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_02]: these excursions at night where they're like karate

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_02]: chopping people and being shot at.

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And then every morning they would just like be there

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_02]: making eggs.

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi honey.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02]: To the kids.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no you've been out all night.

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Your ribs are broken.

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's where they lost me.

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I just don't believe

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that you could go through everything I just saw

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and then just stand there and make waffles.

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_02]: No marks on you.

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_02]: No band aid.

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we may have had a real life American incident here

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_02]: from the show.

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_02]: A US defense contractor and his wife

[00:48:40] [SPEAKER_02]: who lived for decades under the identities

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_02]: of two dead Texas children have been charged

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_02]: with identity theft and conspiracy against the government.

[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Walter and Frimrose and Gwen Morrison

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_02]: both in their 60s allegedly lived for decades

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_02]: under the name Bobby Ed Fort and Julie Lynn Montog

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_02]: that stolen names of infants who died decades ago

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_02]: according to federal court records unsealed in Honolulu.

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Now stop right there.

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Why would any normal human being do that?

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You're on the run from something.

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you starting to stop,

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02]: you're trying to start something brand new

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_02]: but both of you?

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_02]: A couple phases charges of aggravated identity theft,

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_02]: conspiracy to commit an offense against the United States

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_02]: and false statement and application for a passport

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_02]: after they were arrested Friday in Capolea

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_02]: on the island of Oahu.

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Prosecutors are seeking to have the couple held without bail

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_02]: which could indicate the case is more about

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_02]: than fraudulently obtaining driver's license passports

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_02]: and defense department credentials.

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Those documents help Primrose get security clearance

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_02]: with the US Coast Guard and a defense con

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: and a defense con director and old photos

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_02]: show the couple wearing uniforms of the KGB,

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_02]: the former Russian spy agency.

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Assistant attorney Thomas so and so said in court papers,

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_02]: faded Polaroids of each in uniform

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_02]: or included in the motion to have them held

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they went to work for a US defense contractor.

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_02]: A close associate said Morrison lived in Romania

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_02]: while it was a Soviet block country.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Morrison's attorney said her client never lived

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_02]: in Romania and then she and Primrose tried

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_02]: the same jacket on as a joke and posed for it in photos.

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on is right where did you even get one?

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, they've never even seen one more or less.

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, can I try on the KGB?

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And back then you were taking pictures.

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_02]: There was no social media.

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_02]: No, this then they fit over the,

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at the picture fits perfectly.

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So you just randomly found one that fit

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_02]: both of you perfectly.

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if the couple use new identities

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_02]: they have lived law abiding lives for three decades.

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_02]: A little bit we know of.

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You can be a spy and follow the law,

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but you're spying which is illegal.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh her jacket fits her perfectly too.

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they got the hats, everything.

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_02]: She wants everyone to know she's not a spy.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_02]: This has all been blown out of proportion.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's government overreaching.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Prosecutors said there's a high risk

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_02]: the couple would flee.

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They also suggested Primrose

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_02]: who was an avionics electrical technician

[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_02]: in the Coast Guard was highly skilled

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_02]: to communicate secretly if released.

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're also the believe

[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_02]: to have other aliases.

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_02]: A lawyer declined to call my bail

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_02]: hearing his schedule for Thursday.

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_02]: He had information to all kinds of shit

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_02]: being in the Coast Guard.

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the Coast Guard has a unique perspective

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_02]: on our vulnerabilities he said,

[00:51:47] [SPEAKER_02]: including how to infiltrate the country

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_02]: through water ports, Hawaii,

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_02]: a major military center

[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_02]: is a prime target of espionage and such.

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_02]: One family whose deceased child's

[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_02]: was stolen name said that the news came as a shock.

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_02]: John Mongtog, who lost a daughter Julie in 1968

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_02]: at three weeks of age, was stunned to learn

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_02]: that someone had been living under her name for so long.

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, come on, we're gonna be following this a lot.

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no indication why the couple

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_02]: in 1987 assumed the identities of the deceased children

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_02]: who would have been more than a decade younger than them.

[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But half of David filed a pop-up on

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_02]: noted that the couples lost their home

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_02]: in Nacodotius, Texas to foreclosure that year.

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that would explain why you might need a new identity

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_02]: if you're losing shit to foreclosure

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and you don't want the bank to find you.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_02]: True. Yeah, maybe.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_02]: They remarried under their assumed names.

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you bankrupt if you have these jobs?

[00:52:48] Great. Come on.

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's keep these two for a little while

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_02]: until we can have a few more chats about what you're really doing.

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Chats. Yeah, they lived in Honolulu in a suburb.

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Honolulu suburb in a modest two bedroom bungalow

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_02]: beach beneath palm trees.

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_02]: They owned a neighboring house.

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They rented a military personnel.

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_02]: They kept to themselves, but we're friendly.

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what we learned in the Americans.

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They keep to themselves, but they wave, hi.

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_02]: She was the neighbors are all like, yeah.

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're going to follow these two because I don't buy it.

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't buy. I think they're KGB.

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a real life case of the Americans.

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I would not let them go.

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_02]: You'll be held until I find that our questions

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_02]: was sufficiently answered.

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Send Jackaloppa.

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Dad, I've got something for you to go. Go.

[00:53:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So Miami

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_02]: has it has an idea for their homeless people.

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I love seeing what cities are trying.

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Boston's mayor figured out, give them all this little tiny,

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_02]: tiny home seems to be working well, at least from what I've read.

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't seen it myself.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Boston termites, you can tell me.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_02]: On Thursday night, it seemed that there was no more

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_02]: exclusive place to be in Miami than District 7.

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Town Hall Zoom chat room.

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_02]: The local official scientists and advocates spoke during one

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_02]: of our conversation.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Miamians were furiously typing their thoughts on what has

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_02]: quickly become the biggest topic of conversation in the era,

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_02]: the under the radar approval to pursue a pilot program

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_02]: for a homeless encampment in Virginia Key.

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, this is an island by some of the famous super fancy

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_02]: rich people, Star Island, all that stuff.

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_02]: At least that's where I think it is we will find out.

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_02]: There this will be a bigger mistake than the metro rail system.

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't aware that Miami had one.

[00:54:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably why it was a failure.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_02]: One commuter posted in the chat while the effects.

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_02]: While they have full effects of the niche insult can only be

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_02]: enjoyed by anyone who suffered through Miami's

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Miami's illogical two line rail system, it speaks volumes

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_02]: about the public sentiment and environmentalists who are

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_02]: worried about destroying the island's already endangered

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_02]: ecosystem, outdoor enthusiasts concerned about ruining

[00:55:05] [SPEAKER_02]: recreational activities and homeless advocates sounding

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_02]: the alarm about the lack of infrastructure in the area

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_02]: off Wreck and Bucker causeway, which could leave relocated

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_02]: people without transportation, sewage systems and even access

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_02]: to food. Not right.

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_02]: What are you just going to do?

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Put them on some island with nothing on it.

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Not to mention that Virginia Key is just yards from two

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_02]: of the wealthiest neighborhoods here.

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the real problem in the city.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Key, Biscayne and Fisher Island are members only

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_02]: island members only island only accessible by a boat

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_02]: whose former residents include O'Bruh, Derek Cheeter

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and Mel Brooks.

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_02]: A bad, bad idea.

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there's all these quotes.

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_02]: These tiny homes would be for rent on Airbnb in no time.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You think a homeless person is going to try to Airbnb

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_02]: their tiny home?

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, um,

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God.

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And then people always change the subject.

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what I, you know,

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to get too down that road,

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_02]: but we've closed all the state mental hospitals

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_02]: cause my mom was a nurse on psych wards and all that stuff.

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we just don't have a place to put people

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_02]: that are mentally ill anymore.

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And now they're all outside.

[00:56:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So what everybody's like, well,

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_02]: where were we going to put them outside?

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_02]: How about we put them back inside?

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Where they had treatment and food and shelter

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and an island.

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a whole 13,000 people have signed

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_02]: an online petition, a petition against the plans saying they

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_02]: say they discreetly approve of only four.

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they don't like there's only 45 hours

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_02]: of notifying the public.

[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Dozens of resident participated in a protest

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_02]: after droves of cyclists held a gathering at the camp.

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_02]: The petition also came days after social media

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_02]: was flooded with screenshots as a city Miami presentation

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_02]: about the proposed encampment for the chronically homeless.

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Online Miami wasted no time expressing its feelings

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_02]: about the plan, though it did not seem to focus.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there goes Virginia Key.

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine seeing a homeless encampment from your home.

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dear God, dear God.

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, but I travel every week

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and I see it going on in cities

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and nobody's cracking the code.

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that person in Boston, that young,

[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that woman that's the mayor.

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I read good things about it, but Boston termite

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_02]: would have to tell me if that's true or not

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_02]: because you never know for what you're reading

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_02]: is true or not.

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, this was my dad's fantasy.

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what my dad and I would talk about on Long Drive.

[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what happens when you have a lawyer dad.

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_02]: When I was old enough to understand maybe like 10,

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_02]: he'd go, do you see that truck?

[00:57:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And it would say Brinks on the side.

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, yep.

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes, do you know what's in there?

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I said, nope.

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes millions and millions of dollars.

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, how do you think we could rob it

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and get away with that?

[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm 10.

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, I guess we have to tie up the drivers

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_02]: or kill them.

[00:58:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, first we gotta get the code.

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We gotta get the padlock back then.

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And we gotta get the code or the combo

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_02]: or we have to have a saw to get the lock off.

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So I would come up with my plans

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and then he would poke holes in all my things.

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go get ice cream.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then we'd go get ice cream.

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, that was a fun conversation.

[00:58:30] Wow.

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about Franklin Delano Roosevelt's new deal next?

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That'll be a fun car ride.

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what, on the way to Disney World,

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_02]: dad, could you tell us how,

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_02]: while Disney was a horrible anti-Semite

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and was BFFs with Hitler, that's fun.

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's true.

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's true.

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, this is so,

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not know how this wasn't

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_02]: a bigger story on national news.

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Mystery shrouds colossal Brinks heist

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_02]: at I-5, I-5's in California, truck stop.

[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Who stole millions in gems and gold?

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Now you still see Brinks trucks out there all the time.

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They go to banks, they go to casino,

[00:59:06] [SPEAKER_02]: anywhere where there's a shit ton of money.

[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes no sense to me at all.

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_02]: When experts recall the most notorious jewelry heist

[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_02]: in modern history, they talk about the tunneling

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_02]: into Hattengarden in London

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_02]: or the Antwerp Belgium break-in

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_02]: that took months of planning.

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there is the case of the heist

[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_02]: earlier this month at,

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_02]: hold, the Flying J Truck Stop.

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Not even a good one.

[00:59:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Along Interstate 5 in the Great Vine,

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_02]: the Great Vine's when you're cutting

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_02]: from Northern to Southern Galway.

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_02]: In the early hours of July 11,

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_02]: two armed guards left their Brinks big rig,

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_02]: giving a gang of thieves a 27 minute window

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_02]: to make the huge to snatch.

[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's total value is still a mystery.

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, why do both drivers leave for a half hour?

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me think they're in on it.

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_02]: One of you stays.

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was the rule too.

[00:59:59] [SPEAKER_02]: They estimate from 10 to $100 million

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_02]: with the stuff they got.

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's mostly jewelry.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_02]: The team of Burgos bypassed the truck's locking mechanism

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and used the storage containers to haul away

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_02]: precious gems, gold and other valuables

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: from a Drinks Tractor trailer.

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen a Brinks Tractor trailer.

[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I've only seen the little,

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_02]: like bigger than mail trucks but not like this.

[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They say,

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_02]: oh, multiple law enforcement sources

[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_02]: are not authorized to discuss the crime.

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: How much they've netted during the two,

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_02]: 2 a.m., this happened.

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Brinks said it was less than 10 million

[01:00:37] [SPEAKER_02]: based on the insurance,

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but it appears to be closer to 100 million.

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_02]: We're talking multi-millions.

[01:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It's huge money, so-and-so.

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_02]: The crime didn't match the usual definition of a heist

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_02]: because it didn't involve a robbery

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_02]: as so much as a stealth burglary.

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The gang of thieves was quickly able to bypass

[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_02]: the tractor trailer locking mechanism,

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_02]: entering its vast back and unload a series

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_02]: of storage containers filled with jewelry, diamonds

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: and other precious gems,

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_02]: a plethora of Rolexes and designer watches.

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The investigator said he wouldn't describe

[01:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: the locking mechanism, well,

[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: doesn't really matter, they knew.

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And acknowledged it would be

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: not exceedingly difficult to crack.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, outward signs of the riches were not obvious,

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: but they said the guards driving such trucks

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: are openly carrying firearms

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and that could alert someone watching the truck.

[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He said the thieves did not manage

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to get all the valuables out of the truck.

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Typically, merchandise is transported with a big rig

[01:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: into a bulletproof cab equipped

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_02]: with a satellite tracking and elaborate camera system.

[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, where's the cameras?

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: How come there should be an armed guard

[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: at the back of the truck?

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: This doesn't make any sense.

[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Like this seems weird from the start.

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: FBI agents and sheriff's major crime investigators

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: have scoured the Flying J truck stop

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: for off Highway 5 for clues.

[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_02]: They've interviewed witnesses

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and reviewed security images.

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They have no idea who did this.

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Now here's the question.

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you, where do you sell all that shit?

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess overseas.

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's likely that the thieves

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_02]: tracked the truck from the gym show

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: its last location in San Mateo, that's California.

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Vendors created their riches July 10th

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and put them on the truck.

[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're going to another jewelry show.

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: So they just followed the truck.

[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_02]: They put them on the truck for the next one

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_02]: was supposed to be the Pasadena Convention Center.

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_02]: FBI officials say they're examining everyone

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: who knew about the move, the Flying J.

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me do an advertisement for the Flying J.

[01:02:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I prefer Bucky's or Love's, but you know,

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in a pinch, nothing wrong with the Flying J.

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Flying Traveller Center is open 24 hours a day

[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_02]: on Fraser Mountain Park Road

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: and it includes a Dunkin Donuts

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and Wendy's with a space of 47 trucks.

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Truck stop cargo thefts according to insurance industry

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: underwriters are relatively common

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but data on US truck stop cargo thefts

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_02]: between 2012, 2018 showed only one theft.

[01:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Brinks is standing behind their drivers.

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: They say they've been drivers for a long time.

[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They probably wouldn't do something like this

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_02]: until the day you do.

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You think I'm driving this truck

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_02]: with like $100 million on the jewelry.

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Why don't I call a couple of my friends

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and tell them how to get the shit out?

[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Now if they're good, they'll get a,

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: the plan and most people don't have a plan after that.

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the way I always talk about

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_02]: the hillbilly gets an ideal

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and then the hillbilly does the ideal

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and then the hillbilly's out of ideals

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it all goes to shit.

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_02]: So I never thought about it.

[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll find out, I'll stay on top of this too much.

[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I will do it.

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: But the Brinks trucks my dad was talking about

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: were the smaller ones, not a big rig.

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, the little trucks do,

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: they say Brinks and the guys wear

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_02]: like old tiny cop uniforms.

[01:04:07] Yeah.

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna save this story for next week.

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, do they stop at a way station?

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They have to stop at a way station, you have to.

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You have to.

[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me laugh.

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we're gonna talk about,

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Martha Stewart's gonna go,

[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_02]: has her list of the top canned wines?

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'm gonna go get someone doing

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_02]: for next week's podcast,

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: but I'm not gonna do it

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: till I have at least one in hand.

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna do the story,

[01:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: but I'm gonna wait till I have one to say.

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me laugh.

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Canned wine.

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: They canned a box wine.

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I love box wine.

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind.

[01:04:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Domino's tried to sell pizza to Italians, it failed.

[01:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Why not open an Olive Garden while you're there?

[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Endless salad bowl?

[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Domino's Italian job was harder than it looks.

[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Seven years after its debut in the country,

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_02]: the American pizza giant has formally shut down

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: as its stores as it failed to win over locals

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_02]: who prefer homegrown options according.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I've had pizza in Italy.

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There is no way those people,

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have said if I was the head of Domino's,

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: why don't we go to Ireland?

[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start with a country that begins with an I,

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: but not Italy.

[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: These people actually know how to make pizza.

[01:05:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The company stopped activity

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: in all its Domino's stores on July 20th.

[01:05:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Although some may attribute Domino's failure

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to its brazen attempt to infiltrate pizza's homeland

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: with American fare,

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: e-pizza said it went bust because of competition

[01:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: from food delivery apps.

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Now there are, I've heard a lot about that

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: that because of COVID and then the delivery apps,

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_02]: cause we all used to think that when you got food to go,

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: we go, well let's just order pizza

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: cause that was the only one that was bringing.

[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The Greek restaurant wasn't bringing,

[01:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: the healthy Greek wasn't bringing me a Euro

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_02]: for the charge of $2.

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He drove it for like 100 miles away and I'm like, what?

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So I just gave him 20 bucks.

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh no, I go, yeah, trust me.

[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You need it, I don't.

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You just drove that far, you get $20.

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the tip, whatever, that was an overt eats thing

[01:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: was really a good euro though.

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But this is because the Italians

[01:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: aren't gonna eat this shit,

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: just put that and tell the truth.

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's awful.

[01:06:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They said the results significantly increased level

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: of competition in the food delivery market,

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: both organized change and mom and pop restaurants

[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_02]: delivering food to survive.

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It also faced problems because once pandemic restrictions

[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: were eased and consumers started visiting,

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: sit down restaurants again.

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, if I have my choice and especially in Italy,

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna go down to the restaurant.

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna order a pepperoni from Domino's.

[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That's when you're in a country that has shitty food.

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't like the food in England.

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: If you told me I could have Domino's every night,

[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: sign me up.

[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna go down there and try your fish and chips again

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'll eat fish and chips but.

[01:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Pot of meat.

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Pot of meat, it's just yeah.

[01:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Our high tea, here's a crumpet.

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What's that?

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have any strawberry jelly?

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_02]: This crumpet is super dry.

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, the, it faced problems and then the Milan court

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_02]: has granted the company a 90 day grace period

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_02]: which has creditors are not allowed to demand repayment

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_02]: or take assets.

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They had high hopes.

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They moved in in 2015.

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They signed a 10 year franchising deal with E-Pizza.

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: A plan to introduce large sale pizzas

[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: delivery service to the country

[01:07:47] [SPEAKER_02]: which was absent at the time.

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't eat like that.

[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They sit down and eat.

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah for hours.

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean for the most part.

[01:07:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's wonderful.

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: By the start of 2020,

[01:08:00] [SPEAKER_02]: E-Pizza was managed 23 stores in Italy

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and six more through a sub franchise partner.

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Neither Domino's nor E-Pizza responded.

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, sad times Domino's should have went somewhere

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: where the food shitty.

[01:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You went to a place where the food's already great.

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Dom on you.

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: That's on you Domino's.

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's on you.

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I do like their thin one though, the gluten fr...

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a gluten allergic to what my sister is

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and she ordered a gluten free one.

[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: The thin one was great.

[01:08:27] It's like a cracker crust.

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: A cracker crust, yeah.

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Just thin instead of the...

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm gonna sign off with a great story.

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But first of all somebody asked what's wrong with my finger.

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I broke it somehow.

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I was so busy in the last five months.

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I think I pulled a suitcase

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_02]: out of the back of the car at the airport

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_02]: and it was too heavy and then it got tangled

[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: like when I yanked it.

[01:08:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I was half asleep.

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's when it happened

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: and I just had no time to deal with it.

[01:08:57] [SPEAKER_02]: What a busy, there's nothing they can do anyway.

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's this.

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I just made this from Walgreens.

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_02]: This is not professional.

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is not endorsed by anyone.

[01:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it'll work.

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I can take it off like that.

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I have to to write.

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't write.

[01:09:14] Like...

[01:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's right here on this bone.

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I can feel it.

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a big lump and this side doesn't have it.

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it's getting any better.

[01:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It says six weeks online.

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a wonderful story.

[01:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna end on a high note.

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Termites.

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it is not about Christmas in August.

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Paddles.

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Shhh, simmer on your Christmas.

[01:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Not time.

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Hundreds of beagles.

[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's my favorite dog.

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a dog.

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: They travel too much.

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: If I could have a dog.

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I like beagles and then I like English and Irish setters.

[01:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Second.

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And labs.

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But I have this super soft spot for beagles.

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And my friend Kevin, who's a comedian,

[01:10:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but more importantly he's a veterinarian in Denver.

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: He used to be on the show Emergency Beds

[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_02]: to never see Kevin Fitzgerald.

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so cool.

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I know he's old hippie.

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: He's great.

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I said why do they take beagles?

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't ever get on soap boxes

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: so I'm not saying do or do not do anything.

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying this is a wonderful ending.

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They use beagles for all these experiments

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and they keep them in cages

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: and they never get out their whole life.

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And the reason they pick beagles,

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I go why beagles?

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: He said because they're small

[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and they really won't attack you.

[01:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so nice.

[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're taking the friendly one

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and fucking with it the worst

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_02]: instead of taking the mean dog,

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_02]: not that you should be doing it to any dogs.

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_02]: This is why it's very hard to even say these stories

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_02]: because then people don't like it.

[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to hear.

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't wanna hear any bullshit.

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying this is a wonderful story.

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Hundreds of beagles are headed

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: to Southern California shelters

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and Nashville, there's a ton.

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it on the news.

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a ton coming to Nashville

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: after rescue from a Virginia breeding facility.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Around 200 lovable hounds have arrived

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: in Southern California shelters

[01:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: after a rescue operation

[01:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: at a Virginia laboratory breeding facility

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_02]: accused of animal abuse.

[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's thousands of beagles in need of better home.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They are so cute.

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Thousands?

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, yeah, there's 4,000.

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh man.

[01:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: In Vigo, which bred dogs be sold to laboratories

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: for animal experimentation.

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I know but here's the thing.

[01:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of puppies

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_02]: so they won't be there forever

[01:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: because I follow Beagle Freedom

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: on Instagram and stuff

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: where they let them out of their cage

[01:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and they've never had their foot on grass

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and some of them are like five or six years old.

[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It takes them no time to adjust.

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so happy.

[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so there's always time to still make it good

[01:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but they didn't just go to Southern California.

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They went all over the country.

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So if you want a little Beagle,

[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: now is the time to go get yourself.

[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I wish I was not on the road so much.

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even going into the bad things

[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: that were happening because it's too depressing

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but now the first of those 4,000 dogs

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: and puppies have been removed.

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Despite the long day, the puppies perked up

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and immediately started bounding around their kennels

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and playing as soon as they settled in

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: for these resilient puppies.

[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully their ear tattoos.

[01:12:16] [SPEAKER_02]: See, we had an English center

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and he had a ear tattoo because he can't,

[01:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: well no, he came from Rawston, Perina.

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He was not used for experiments.

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: He was used for photography.

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: He was a model.

[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: He was like on the front of Perina dog chow

[01:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: you're like, well who are those dogs?

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we got one when it was done

[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: because my aunt worked there.

[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: So they would say,

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_02]: well, we're done taking pictures of that one.

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You want it?

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: 4998.

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: His name was Cougott

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: because my dad was playing an album by Xavier Cougott

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: at the time the dog needed a name.

[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, that's random.

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Is anything just easy in your house?

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing's quite that simple.

[01:12:56] Rusty.

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The first transfer group contains 432 beagles.

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: They will be moved to Animal Shelters in Virginia,

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Wyoming and Southern California

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: and I know for sure Nashville.

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Future ones will go all across the country.

[01:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We cannot say thankful enough.

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know really who rescued these people.

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really sure, but

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Priceless Pet Rescue has no kill animal shoulder.

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, for all the Beagle lovers out there,

[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: it's a good day.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And if you wanna go adopt one,

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: check your local listings.

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all my god.

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have all the information.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on now.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This is just a fun little podcast.

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't about, I don't have all the information.

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what's fun about this show.

[01:13:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I only give you some of it.

[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You are on your own for the rest of it.

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But you do you.

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You know if you want a Beagle,

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: you wanna know more about the Brinks Truck Robbery?

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_02]: There's not much more in there

[01:13:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I can tell you, but we're gonna,

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: if somebody gets away with that,

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna tell my dad he missed his call,

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_02]: he missed it.

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He missed the chance.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Who knew they had semi trucks?

[01:14:07] I didn't know.

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't either.

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of information in Google.

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I would never think I'd go to a flying J or a loves

[01:14:13] [SPEAKER_02]: and see a Brinks semi.

[01:14:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Do they say Brinks on this side?

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's super dumb.

[01:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there should be a guy riding in the back.

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, there's no windows.

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: With a gun.

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: With a machine gun.

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean if you, this sounds like an inside job to me.

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_02]: 27 minutes you abandoned ship.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: It's one thing if like, hey,

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta run and run and go to the bathroom.

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be super fast.

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I have explosive diarrhea, both of them.

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you both had explosive diarrhea,

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: you get back there for an hour.

[01:14:50] [SPEAKER_02]: All right termites.

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_02]: You know the schedule.

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you out on the road.

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We're adding all kinds of fun dates.

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't wait.

[01:14:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I really am excited to do New Orleans,

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_02]: but then we realized we booked it.

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_02]: On a Friday during Jazz Fest and I'm like, no we can't.

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're in the process of moving that.

[01:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Because Jazz Fest, although I do,

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I would like to attend it.

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not wanna be working when that's

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: what everybody's doing and that's the main focus.

[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And when it's New Orleans, it's Jazz Fest

[01:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and then that's all they care about.

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: September 13th is when everything will get announced.

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_02]: What day of the week is that?

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: A Tuesday.

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You're announcing it on the podcast.

[01:15:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday's Child is filled with grace.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Grace.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that it?

[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I always said that and I think it's wrong.

[01:15:37] [SPEAKER_00]: When a nice child has lots of place.

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You just made that up.

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't even know.

[01:15:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday, what did Lindsey Buckingham had the song?

[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday's Child is filled with grace.

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I looked at Lindsey's schedule,

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd go but I can't because I'm working every night.

[01:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta go see Stevie's.

[01:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna, because Stevie's on a Sunday.

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, whoa, I can go.

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, whoa, but it can't go

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: to your little Friday, Saturday shindigs.

[01:16:06] [SPEAKER_02]: What those doughnuts do?

[01:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm taking these downstairs.

[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom's gonna be so sad she left early.

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, she missed all the good shit.

[01:16:18] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, termites.

[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It's back to school termites.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: God love ya for all the parents out there

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_02]: that your kids are gone.

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember drink was constantly,

[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_02]: they're gone, have a beer.

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yay, they're back where they belong.

[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_02]: And for all the,

[01:16:36] [SPEAKER_02]: there's still t-shirts on the website.

[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_02]: There's pubcast shirts.

[01:16:40] We're doing pajama pants.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not making pajama pants.

[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're doing pajama pants.

[01:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're not.

[01:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go here.

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no.

[01:16:48] The termites are like.

[01:16:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody buys pajama pants.

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The only ones I buy is if I go to the practice

[01:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: round at the Masters,

[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: they have women's pajama pants.

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it here, you.

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very snotty.

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I said practice round.

[01:17:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get to go to the real tournament.

[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: This is still the same pants.

[01:17:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[01:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, termites.

[01:17:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Back to school termites.

[01:17:12] [SPEAKER_02]: So that means you're gonna be more alert

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_02]: when you're driving

[01:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because I almost ran over a bunch of them.

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I forgot.

[01:17:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what?

[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Everything stopped here.

[01:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, the children.

[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The children are back in school.

[01:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I almost flew through.

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't gonna hit anybody,

[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't even close to kids

[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: but I was on my side

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: which was not on the school side.

[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, why is everybody poking along?

[01:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.

[01:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So the children are back in school termites

[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's still summer though.

[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So have fun.

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Not everybody's back in school.

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe like some of these places

[01:17:43] [SPEAKER_02]: where these kids have to go back to school so early.

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel sorry for the kids

[01:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but then I'm sure the parents are like, woo woo.

[01:17:49] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, that's it termites.

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Ready?

[01:17:52] My turn.