Episode 101: Killer Hot Dogs, Dolly’s Monster Roller Coaster, & The KGB Discovered In Texas

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. [00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. [00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Termites! [00:00:25] [SPEAKER_00]: It's Episode 101. [00:00:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Is that exciting? [00:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna post another video with the 100th birthday cake that I do with my mom and [00:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: dad. [00:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: There's been 100 episodes and they've listened to zero, which is absolutely fine. [00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It's less pressure, I don't feel like I'm being judged. [00:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Because they don't know what time it's on. [00:00:46] What? [00:00:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my brother said you should have told him Sunday. [00:00:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I should have said Sunday at 11.30 Eastern. [00:00:53] [SPEAKER_02]: They won't stop that late. [00:00:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so many nice comments, so many nice, so many termite things. [00:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get to this, I got a delicious box from Wisconsin. [00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Anything from Wisconsin. [00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Delicious! [00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It's from Christie. [00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This is, get it, this says the Wisconsin, it's a pint glass, it says the Wisconsin shot glass. [00:01:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That Wisconsin is the only place I've ever been embarrassed. [00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: They brought me at the Fister Hotel one time, this giant Bloody Mary and the server lady [00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: was like a thousand years old and she brought me beer also and I go, oh I didn't order [00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: beer just yet. [00:01:30] [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, it comes with it, just drink it. [00:01:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I was still hungover so I thought now I can't look like a pansy, like I have to drink it. [00:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So I down the beer too. [00:01:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But once you get through that first one when you're hungover, smooth sailing. [00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: She sent me a spotted cow, one of my favorite beers on earth and you're not allowed to [00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: really take it out of Wisconsin. [00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a big thing, it's you can't. [00:01:52] [SPEAKER_02]: But sometimes I didn't say Christie who, I just said a lady, ship me a spotted [00:01:57] [SPEAKER_02]: cow which I'm going to save for what? [00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Fandex football draft day. [00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, save that. [00:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Draft in Tom Brady, so, so cute. [00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And he's got so many good people to throw to. [00:02:12] [SPEAKER_02]: He's just going to dominate. [00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet $100 in Vegas that he went to Super Bowl. [00:02:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's for 40 to one. [00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [00:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And then she sent me dots, home soft snacks, big cheese curls. [00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're good. [00:02:28] [SPEAKER_02]: This is like Cheetos. [00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I have a little kick, but not too hot and spicy. [00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at this is that for Wisconsin baked cheese curls, not curds curls. [00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that there's a little picture of a lady. [00:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if she works or is that dot? [00:02:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [00:02:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, they're from Velva, Nevada, Nevada, depending on how you want to [00:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: pronounce it. [00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I say Nevada. [00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The people that lived there last week in the green room told me it's [00:02:59] [SPEAKER_02]: no, wait, I say Nevada. [00:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They say Nevada. [00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's too late now. [00:03:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm 56. [00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sticking with it for the life of me. [00:03:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not understand why my dad calls it Cincinnati. [00:03:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what is it? [00:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no a stop it or people. [00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: There was a net somebody on NBC Nightly News that said Illinois and through in [00:03:18] [SPEAKER_02]: the S you need to be fired immediately. [00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what you got to be able to do. [00:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Pronounce all 78 states if you're going to be on this news broadcast. [00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's not sometimes my dad will go Hawaii. [00:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Instead of Hawaii. [00:03:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, where are you from? [00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Who talks like this? [00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not Cincinnati. [00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it Chicago or Chicago? [00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: My parents say Chicago. [00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I say Chicago. [00:03:39] Chicago. [00:03:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's hard a highway, far, far. [00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the same Lewis thing though. [00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very specific, least strange. [00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's mostly just the older generation. [00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't say highway, far, far. [00:03:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I say 44. [00:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But I do say quarter instead of water. [00:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, give me a quarter. [00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Quarter. [00:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Q you a C.T. [00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you'd spell water, quarter. [00:03:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It rhymes with water, quarter. [00:04:01] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a North County thing. [00:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this. [00:04:08] [SPEAKER_02]: The dots are an A. [00:04:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe even an A plus because they have a little kick. [00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:04:15] [SPEAKER_02]: These are glazed Twinkies. [00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Hostess. [00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even a morbid dog person. [00:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, these are really like [00:04:30] [SPEAKER_02]: they're like the donut holes that. [00:04:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Great. [00:04:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They like Krispy Kreme donut holes. [00:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. [00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That was really good. [00:04:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad I didn't give those to my mom. [00:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have been not going to taste them here. [00:04:46] [SPEAKER_02]: She would snuck, squirreled all kinds of shit away. [00:04:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Last time she was here, she took paper bowls. [00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have paper bowls. [00:04:56] [SPEAKER_02]: For whatever this kind of shit I do for here. [00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes I give the cats a little extra treats in it [00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I get thrown out. [00:05:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you just stole them. [00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. [00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Then she said, can I steal your hotel soap? [00:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I said, yeah, you can take them. [00:05:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You can take the whole drawer, mom. [00:05:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Go for it. [00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, great. [00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: God, no, I haven't looked in there since she's departed from the premises. [00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The best ever is when I caught her stealing fried chicken from a casino buffet. [00:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. [00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I went in her purse to get something she told me to. [00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember what I was going to get. [00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And there were all these napkins and I just saw grease and I go, [00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: what the fuck is in your purse, mom? [00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: She goes, oh, I forgot my chicken. [00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, where'd that come from? [00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to say what casino because I'll probably get busted. [00:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: She said, well, your father loves it. [00:05:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I don't have to cook for two nights in a row and fried chicken. [00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I used to make it for you kids, but it's just too much [00:05:50] [SPEAKER_02]: bullshit to make when it's just him and me. [00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's just easier. [00:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They say it's all you can eat and I don't eat that much. [00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't think it's stealing. [00:05:56] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they say put you in your purse and take it, but whatever, mom. [00:06:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This is Target's Ranch dressing. [00:06:05] [SPEAKER_02]: It just says good, gather organic. [00:06:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I have found that the organic ones like to load up on vinegar [00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: to take the place of the dairy and dill. [00:06:16] [SPEAKER_02]: But I like vinegar. [00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. [00:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That was so tangy. [00:06:28] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe on broccoli and stuff, but no. [00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God, no. [00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So how did that get past everybody? [00:06:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't they have taster people? [00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Christie also sent me the girl, the lady from Wisconsin. [00:06:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Slim Jim's, my old beef and cheese. [00:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: My friend Greg Warren, who's a comedian back in the day [00:06:51] [SPEAKER_02]: when we were a drive to all the gigs, I'd say pull over and I'd come [00:06:53] [SPEAKER_02]: on gas station with a slim Jim and soda. [00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He's just like, you're going to be dead by 50. [00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Madigan. [00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, no, not. [00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing wrong with a slim Jim. [00:07:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Shut up, Greg and the Jack's link. [00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's my favorite. [00:07:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm third totally filled with sodium. [00:07:10] [SPEAKER_02]: What? [00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Over slim Jim. [00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Jack's links is always better. [00:07:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, Slim Jim. [00:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Get with the program. [00:07:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I got this too from a termite. [00:07:20] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we'll get moving on. [00:07:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So I met this group of women that called the Yahya as their [00:07:25] [SPEAKER_02]: best friends, BFFs and stuff. [00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And they go do fun stuff. [00:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I met them at Huntsville at the club and then we hung out and I [00:07:30] [SPEAKER_02]: had a drink with them at their table. [00:07:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they took a picture and then they said they were going [00:07:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to Pompeii and you guys know I'm obsessed with Pompeii and I've [00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: never been. [00:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was so jealous and I said, get me a souvenir. [00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But by the time they got done touring all the stuff, the [00:07:42] [SPEAKER_02]: gift shafts were closed. [00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So instead they made me a shirt of them. [00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: But look, it's there with Pompeii, but I'm in the picture. [00:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's great. [00:07:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It was very funny. [00:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Pompeii 2022 and they just super imposed me like, [00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I went with them. [00:07:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I wish I could have gone with them. [00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So I will see those guys again in Huntsville out on the golf [00:08:01] [SPEAKER_02]: course or somewhere telling jokes somewhere and then somebody [00:08:05] [SPEAKER_02]: sent me a shark week, pure Vita little bracelet. [00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know who. [00:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: There was no note came with some little stickers. [00:08:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The shark week thing is really cool though. [00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Wish I would have had this when I did my special. [00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have worn it. [00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Little secret shout out to other shark week people. [00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I like it. [00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's what am I drinking? [00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You want the T shirt? [00:08:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [00:08:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Hard pickle seltzer. [00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Anybody? [00:08:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, come on now. [00:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you all want it. [00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: There's already one in here. [00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it. [00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But you got to really like pickle juice to be down with it. [00:08:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it. [00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But if it's like Jamo pickle back juice, you got to. [00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Pickle back with the pickle juice. [00:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to really get into it. [00:08:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just, it's a pretty simple thing. [00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: If you hate pickles, you're going to hate this. [00:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you're into it, could be, you can't drink a ton of them, [00:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but it could be one of my favorites of all time in existence. [00:09:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And this one is Jess deal with it. [00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Farmer crooked bro brew. [00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I've totally butchered it. [00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a cowboy standing by a pickle barrel. [00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: He's by a pickle barrel. [00:09:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's from Wisconsin. [00:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't everything wonderful from Wisconsin? [00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everything is. [00:09:33] [SPEAKER_02]: She wants me to come to Madison. [00:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to say when because I can't say it yet, [00:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but I am coming to Wisconsin, but it's to Milwaukee. [00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I don't think Madison made it. [00:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it did. [00:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know for sure Milwaukee, the Papst. [00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Where I film one of my favorite theaters in the whole country. [00:09:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's enough of that. [00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Moving on. [00:10:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me get this stuff off here so I know what I'm doing. [00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Got that little winky that glazed Twinkie. [00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it has a game changer. [00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you need a sweet bomb before you go to bed. [00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that was something. [00:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Makes a branch. [00:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that branch is as fucking as awful. [00:10:19] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Queen news. [00:10:23] OK. [00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Dolly has a new roller coaster. [00:10:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, ready? [00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be open in the spring of 2023. [00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be the largest. [00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A twenty five million dollar Big Bear mountain roller coaster, [00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: six acre attraction that will expand the Wildwood Grove section of the park [00:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: feature three different launches across 3,900 feet of track. [00:10:48] [SPEAKER_02]: The project also marks the latest step [00:10:50] [SPEAKER_02]: in the half billion dollar expansion announced in 2020. [00:10:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Twenty twenty one. [00:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I know Dolly's getting up there, [00:10:58] [SPEAKER_02]: but I don't know who runs her shit, but she has picked incredible people [00:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: because she's seventy five or older. [00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, but it doesn't stop like nothing goes. [00:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: She opened the tour buses. [00:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You can go spend the night. [00:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a YouTuber who did it. [00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody sent it to me on on Twitter, but I haven't had time to watch. [00:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I get I'm going to watch this like it's a zoomer. [00:11:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I think she's a zoomer. [00:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: She's super young. Yeah. [00:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know where did she get $10,000? [00:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. Maybe I'm checked out. [00:11:29] [SPEAKER_02]: See, I'm going to read. [00:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll watch it and tell you her review. [00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, but Dolly's stuff like some people [00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: like member kind of way, twitty had like Twitty land. [00:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But usually when the person gets older or dies, [00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: everything goes just sort of fades out and gets into disarray [00:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's no good. [00:11:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Or Graceland has been maintained pretty good, I'd say. [00:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Well, I love to go in. [00:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I would go again at drop ahead. [00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So fascinating and always pay to see the least of Marie Jett. [00:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a tag on ten dollars and a lot of people go, [00:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: yes, you do. Yes, you do. [00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Get over there because it's just a 70s time capsules. [00:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you don't care about Elvis Presley, [00:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Graceland's worth all that. [00:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: But enough about Elvis, I still need to watch the movie. [00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to watch it with my mom, [00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: but then we watched more of the first lady [00:12:21] [SPEAKER_02]: and she hadn't seen any of it. [00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And the first lady I'll just get sidetracked here was so good. [00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't even know who I'd give. [00:12:30] [SPEAKER_02]: There's so many Emmys I would just throw on that show. [00:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd give Keith a Keith for the Southern one is Franklin Roosevelt. [00:12:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Michelle Pfeiffer is Betty Ford exceeded every expectation [00:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have ever had of Michelle. [00:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: If I don't really think she's all right. [00:12:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, fine enough. Good. You're pretty. [00:12:47] [SPEAKER_02]: You look like her. Great. [00:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You get the gig. I would not. [00:12:50] [SPEAKER_02]: She was fantastic. Viola Davis. [00:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of comments about she pursed her lips a lot. [00:12:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of over the top to look like Michelle Obama. [00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you can get past that did a wonderful job. [00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And Jillian Anderson as Eleanor Roosevelt. [00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they put something in her mouth because my dad goes, [00:13:10] [SPEAKER_02]: well, this lady is still prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt. [00:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I go, well, dad, it's Jillian Anderson. [00:13:16] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes, I mean, the real Eleanor four miles away from how plain she was. [00:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, OK, dad, they couldn't find anybody in your words ugly enough [00:13:25] [SPEAKER_02]: to be her. So they got Jillian as they put a mouth thing in her. [00:13:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I'm watching it. [00:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: This was so exciting because I never I don't know. [00:13:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I keep up with all my friends, but not on a monthly basis [00:13:37] [SPEAKER_02]: of what they're doing. [00:13:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And there's a scene where Eleanor Roosevelt goes to [00:13:42] [SPEAKER_02]: a woman's group to speak about women's voting and all this stuff. [00:13:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And as the camera pan them like, well, first I heard you tell them [00:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: somebody in the show says that. [00:13:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that sounded like my friend, Judy Gold. [00:13:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they pan the camera and you're always going to know it's Judy [00:13:57] [SPEAKER_02]: because she's probably the only woman there that six foot two. [00:13:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And they got her in these 1920s clothes. [00:14:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I jokingly texted. [00:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I hope they let you keep the outfit. [00:14:07] [SPEAKER_02]: But I was so excited to see she was in a quite well, like three scenes. [00:14:11] [SPEAKER_02]: But she said they caught a lot of her lines. [00:14:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So she wasn't. [00:14:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, I didn't know how many you had to begin with. [00:14:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was super fun to see somebody. [00:14:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I don't know actor people. [00:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So good for Judy Gold. [00:14:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Go watch the First Lady. [00:14:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody was so great. [00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, here's the sad news. [00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They've canceled it. [00:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. I already read it. [00:14:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this one was in and of itself contained. [00:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So if you go watch it, it's not like you're going to be. [00:14:39] There's just a lot more for them. [00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to do why want to see Mary Todd Lincoln? [00:14:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Great, great in a basket. [00:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, bring out Mary Todd. [00:14:48] [SPEAKER_02]: We went, we I said to my mom and dad, I'm like, OK, you got to pick [00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: somebody old timey, middle timey and new timey. [00:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Nancy Reagan would be fascinating. [00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Her astrologer, astrologist, brighter person [00:14:59] [SPEAKER_02]: and fighting with her children. [00:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: She'd be good for the new timey, middle timey. [00:15:05] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom threw out maybe Eisenhower. [00:15:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. Why not? [00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And then old timey. [00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: God, crazy as crazy does. [00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Walking around with loaded pistols most of the time. [00:15:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Jackie Kennedy, but there's so much [00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: been done about her. [00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what would be left. [00:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to find a sleeper cell. [00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: But then there's two. [00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there's women that are too sleeper celly. [00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Rosalind Carter seems like a lovely person, but yeah, boring. [00:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Not for a lie, but anyway, I got very sidetracked. [00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: But Dali's people, whoever they are, do a wonderful job [00:15:41] [SPEAKER_02]: keeping all this shit going like it never stops. [00:15:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They just keep building and you would think there. [00:15:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [00:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: This roller coaster is going to reach [00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: towards the 40 speeds of 48 miles an hour. [00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Peak elevation is 66 feet. [00:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it once through the Wild Grove? [00:15:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Wildwood Grove around waterfalls and briefly underground. [00:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I would never. [00:16:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm way past my roller coaster years. [00:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Dali said she's never getting on it because if she got it, [00:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: this doesn't open till spring of 2023. [00:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So don't buy tickets yet. [00:16:12] [SPEAKER_02]: If I get on that thing, you'd find one of my wigs in those trees. [00:16:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Ha, ha, ha. [00:16:16] [SPEAKER_02]: So she won't be getting on her own. [00:16:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's a little vacation news if you want to go to Daliwood. [00:16:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I can honestly say I've never been in the Daliwood Park. [00:16:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just not a ride person, but I've been to Gatlinburg a lot. [00:16:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you'll find me in the Old Smoky Moonshine distillery [00:16:33] [SPEAKER_02]: won't doing the tasting flights. [00:16:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Me and Vic Henley never made it past that. [00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there was a sports bar up at the top of the hill. [00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: We went to go watch a card game or something, [00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: but it was like a little bear lodge. [00:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I liked it. I like Gatlinburg. [00:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't have enough time to really. [00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw Dali do a show in Severeville. [00:16:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately, me and my friend Kathy [00:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and my friend, Lareen, did not know that was a dry county. [00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, that probably wouldn't bother my friend Lareen as much [00:17:03] [SPEAKER_02]: as it would bother me and my friend Kathy. [00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like we went into the concert. [00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a dolly and I'd seen Dali in Atlanta [00:17:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and like all the gay guys are just, I mean, so, so excited. [00:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And everybody else is just so, so excited. [00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was a wonderful energy vibe. [00:17:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Severeville. [00:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and she was doing it as a benefit [00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and she still couldn't. [00:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she got him, but I felt like they were just being [00:17:31] [SPEAKER_02]: judgmental, like kind of harsh. [00:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I thought her, does she have pissed off cousins here? [00:17:36] [SPEAKER_02]: What's this vibe I'm picking up on? [00:17:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they put there's no alcohol, not that you need alcohol. [00:17:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That fun. I think we've all gone over that. [00:17:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's more fun. [00:17:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't I feel like a child. [00:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I have a large Pepsi and popcorn? [00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like nine. [00:17:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I just want to glass of wine and go watch Dali. [00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was in a weird location. [00:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't a very good. [00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:17:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So and then I saw [00:18:02] [SPEAKER_02]: she did try, but jokingly, me and my friend Kathy and LaRine, [00:18:05] [SPEAKER_02]: they're the ones who worked on the last special with me. [00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: That was our party afterwards. [00:18:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I said she'll probably beat us out of here. [00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: She probably couldn't stand one minute of this, [00:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: even when she sang Good Old Rocky Top, the song for Tennessee. [00:18:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Not the reaction. [00:18:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It should have gotten more. [00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And then she even went Bible. [00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's a here's a Christian. [00:18:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Him, I'm sure me, LaRine and Kathy are all Catholic. [00:18:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And she'd go, here's another Christian. [00:18:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Him, I'm sure you're all familiar with them. [00:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: We were like, nope. [00:18:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Strike five. [00:18:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't know this one either. [00:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: We know one song. [00:18:38] [SPEAKER_02]: We are one in the Christians. [00:18:40] [SPEAKER_02]: We are one. [00:18:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it. [00:18:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the whole repertoire of a Maria. [00:18:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:18:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Christmas carols. [00:18:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Update. [00:18:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember I told you that Honest Wagner baseball card [00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: was going to be auctioned off? [00:18:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It sold. [00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, how much do you think? [00:18:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you, at top the price sold, [00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: there was one that was sold in August of 2021. [00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That one sold for 6.6. [00:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Shut up, I was gonna say 1.5. [00:19:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This one sold for 7.2. [00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: No! [00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: 7.25 and a private sale facilitated by golden auctions. [00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's ridiculous. [00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's they're talking that it's the T206 card, [00:19:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess because it's in, you know, [00:19:27] [SPEAKER_02]: it's in perfect condition, [00:19:28] [SPEAKER_02]: well as good as you can get. [00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: This one, this Wagner's card is considered [00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: to be the Mona Lisa baseball cards. [00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There's thought to be fewer than 50 authenticated copies [00:19:38] [SPEAKER_02]: in the industry and this one's in great shape. [00:19:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But again, if you don't know who Honest Wagner is, [00:19:44] [SPEAKER_02]: a short stop for the Pittsburgh Pirates. [00:19:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Schnoze. [00:19:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in the early 1900s. [00:19:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But what are you gonna do with this? [00:19:51] Right. [00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you're doing it as an investment, [00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess, I get it. [00:19:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It's easier than studying the stock market. [00:19:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You should donate it to the Cooperstown. [00:20:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they should donate it. [00:20:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He played from 1897 to 1917. [00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: He played for the Louisville kernels, [00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: the Pittsburgh Pirates. [00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He helped the Pirates win a World Series in 1909. [00:20:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Won the batting title eight times. [00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: He hit 328, wow, for his career in 2,794 games. [00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, donate it. [00:20:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Put it in the baseball hall of fame. [00:20:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good idea. [00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Get a ride off, sell it to him. [00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that'd be nice. [00:20:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause maybe everybody wants to see it. [00:20:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they already have one though [00:20:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and this idea is terrible. [00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Think about that. [00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Update. [00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That was bad. [00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Update. [00:20:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Galeen Maxwell, our little Epstein's running buddy, [00:20:44] [SPEAKER_02]: partner in crime, literally. [00:20:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Just giving you an update on what she's doing [00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: as we all know she's in prison. [00:20:52] [SPEAKER_02]: She's gonna earn 15 to 27 cents an hour [00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: where she will clean toilets and wash dishes [00:20:59] [SPEAKER_02]: in a Florida prison. [00:21:00] [SPEAKER_02]: But she got sent to a cushy, cushy prison. [00:21:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, prison is still prison. [00:21:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I get it. [00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But she's not eligible for release till 2037. [00:21:11] [SPEAKER_02]: The place she got sent to has yoga and shit. [00:21:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm serious. [00:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: The federal, you always wanna, [00:21:19] [SPEAKER_02]: if you're gonna commit a crime, [00:21:21] [SPEAKER_02]: little word from Jack Madigan, free advice, [00:21:23] [SPEAKER_02]: commit a federal crime. [00:21:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause you wanna go to a federal prison. [00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're much nicer. [00:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean in the hierarchy of prisons. [00:21:31] [SPEAKER_02]: She's now gonna be in the federal correction [00:21:34] [SPEAKER_02]: institution at Tallahassee [00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: where she must get up at 6 a.m. every day [00:21:39] [SPEAKER_02]: to work her regular job of clean toilets, bathrooms, dishes. [00:21:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is, she gets 15, 27 cents an hour, [00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: which is a going rate for trustee employees [00:21:46] [SPEAKER_02]: of the Florida Correctional System. [00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Her current job assignment is temporary. [00:21:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She will be eventually placed in a long-term role [00:21:55] [SPEAKER_02]: where she could manage payroll or read water meters. [00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: How long does it take? [00:22:03] [SPEAKER_02]: How many are there? [00:22:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Or are they letting them out? [00:22:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in neighborhoods? [00:22:08] [SPEAKER_02]: To go read water meter? [00:22:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is the water company not doing that? [00:22:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That's who does it at my house. [00:22:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're always so cranky. [00:22:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you put some such a fencing? [00:22:19] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no I didn't. [00:22:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I just think people wonder like, [00:22:25] [SPEAKER_02]: they get sentenced, they get put away, we never know. [00:22:28] [SPEAKER_02]: What happened to them? [00:22:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Well that's what's happening. [00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you do that? [00:22:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Get up and clean toilets every day? [00:22:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean it's not that hard or gross [00:22:37] [SPEAKER_02]: to have clean bathrooms working at restaurants and stuff, [00:22:39] [SPEAKER_02]: but I don't know, [00:22:41] [SPEAKER_02]: to just think you're probably gonna die there. [00:22:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Well she's 60, so 20, 37 is how many years from now? [00:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: 25 years from now? [00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: She'll be 85. [00:22:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:22:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She does deserve it. [00:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying I don't know [00:22:56] [SPEAKER_02]: how I can function every day. [00:22:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I might just lay in the fetal position and cry. [00:23:01] I can't clean the toilet. [00:23:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That'll mind the work. [00:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't like the length. [00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like forever? [00:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean they're saying she could graduate to a job. [00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Managing payroll is too interesting, [00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: you shouldn't get to do that. [00:23:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me manage your payroll. [00:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We could have given her a death penalty like you said. [00:23:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Update! [00:23:22] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one. [00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff Bezos' mega yacht was quietly towed [00:23:27] [SPEAKER_02]: from a Dutch shipyard after the company building, [00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: it scrapped. [00:23:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The company building it scrapped a request [00:23:35] [SPEAKER_02]: to dismantle a historic bridge to let it pass. [00:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So we've been talking about this here termites. [00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: How's he gonna get his dumb boat out [00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: that he didn't plan on? [00:23:45] [SPEAKER_02]: God, how do you? [00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff Bezos' mega yacht has quietly left the Dutch shipyard [00:23:54] [SPEAKER_02]: where it was built, sans a mid-bridge dismantling [00:23:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and crowd of spectators. [00:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: A 417 foot vessel known as Y721 [00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and at estimated cost of 500 million [00:24:04] [SPEAKER_02]: has been under construction by the shipbuilding company [00:24:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Oceano in a shipyard in Al-Blessardam, Netherlands. [00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: It was towed to the Greenport shipyard in Rotterdam [00:24:14] [SPEAKER_02]: in the wee hours of the morning [00:24:16] [SPEAKER_02]: according to the German magazine Der Spiegel. [00:24:19] [SPEAKER_02]: The controversy surrounding it we all know of you. [00:24:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They wanted to take down the bridge [00:24:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that was 100 years old and just to let him through [00:24:27] [SPEAKER_02]: because the yacht has three mast [00:24:29] [SPEAKER_02]: that are too tall for the bridge's clearance [00:24:31] [SPEAKER_02]: which is about 131 feet. [00:24:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Dutch residents were outraged, [00:24:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I would be too and plan to throw eggs at his yacht. [00:24:36] [SPEAKER_02]: If it required the bridge to be dismantled. [00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Within days, the mayor said that no decision [00:24:42] [SPEAKER_02]: had been made to dismantle the bridge [00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and that Bezos and Oceano might need [00:24:45] [SPEAKER_02]: to foot the bill if that happened. [00:24:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Jeff's not gonna wanna pay for that. [00:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's how Jeff could save some money. [00:24:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff, are you listening? [00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Bezos? [00:24:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I ordered, so I have an alarm thing [00:25:00] [SPEAKER_02]: like ring, house alarm, ADT, whatever. [00:25:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And if the batteries go dead, [00:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: it starts making this God awful beeping noise. [00:25:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So I ordered all these new little batteries. [00:25:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Looks like a watch battery. [00:25:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it looks like a watch battery [00:25:15] [SPEAKER_02]: or bigger than a watch battery though. [00:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a size of a quarter. [00:25:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Why'd I say? [00:25:22] [SPEAKER_02]: A big nickel. [00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I ordered like 10 of them. [00:25:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't run out. [00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The box that came in, I swear to God, [00:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: was the size of three shoe boxes. [00:25:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, open it up and there's all the plastic things [00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: that I like to stab with a knife. [00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, he has not managed [00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: to understand how to manage packaging. [00:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Like there must be people, [00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: like I was always amazed by friend George Wallace, [00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: the comedian, he majored in college [00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and supply lines, transportation. [00:25:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Like he knows how trains go. [00:25:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't think I ever knew that was a major. [00:26:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, somebody must know that, right? [00:26:03] [SPEAKER_02]: But isn't there a packaging major? [00:26:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Aren't there people that can come in and tell you, [00:26:07] [SPEAKER_02]: hey dude, no reason to use a box, [00:26:10] [SPEAKER_02]: tape measure, anybody with a tape measure? [00:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand, but anyway, [00:26:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm moving on. [00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I just opened that and went, God damn, [00:26:18] [SPEAKER_02]: are you just something, [00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, two beer glasses [00:26:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and it comes in a box two times as much as you. [00:26:24] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a waste of everything. [00:26:27] [SPEAKER_02]: You would think he'd catch on to that by now. [00:26:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you else who hates Jeff Bezos, [00:26:31] [SPEAKER_02]: the lady at my UPS store. [00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: She hates him. [00:26:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, because now you can return the stuff, [00:26:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Amazon stuff at a UPS store, [00:26:41] [SPEAKER_02]: but you have to print out all the stuff. [00:26:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They're not gonna do all that. [00:26:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You have to do it. [00:26:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But it doesn't seem like that on the website. [00:26:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So then the people come in, [00:26:52] [SPEAKER_02]: basically UPS is just doing his bitch work [00:26:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're not getting any extra money. [00:26:56] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no extra help. [00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And my millennial, who was super smart, [00:27:04] [SPEAKER_02]: she's very hardworking, [00:27:06] [SPEAKER_02]: but she's like, this is just bullshit [00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: because then the people come in here [00:27:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and they haven't done their homework [00:27:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they give mad at me [00:27:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and this is all because Jeff Bezos makes it sounds like, [00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: he makes it sound on the website. [00:27:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Like if I had that box with the batteries, [00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I could just march right up to UPS, [00:27:19] [SPEAKER_02]: drop it off and go, thanks and leave. [00:27:22] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no little one. [00:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You need to go hit some buttons, print some shit out. [00:27:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, they tried to keep Oceana, [00:27:31] [SPEAKER_02]: tried to keep the launch and transport under wraps [00:27:33] [SPEAKER_02]: because the vessel took a route [00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: that was longer than necessary, [00:27:36] [SPEAKER_02]: but avoided going through the city center [00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and passed the Conan Shaven Bridge. [00:27:40] [SPEAKER_02]: We never saw a transport go that fast. [00:27:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [00:27:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it arrived. [00:27:45] [SPEAKER_02]: It went three, wow, three hours and 24 miles later. [00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: On its four-hage Tuesday morning, [00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Bezos was towed without its mast, [00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: which will be installed later. [00:27:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's a video. [00:27:58] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll put it in the show notes, [00:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: which also means schnotes. [00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody keeps asking, what is schnotes? [00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh. [00:28:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Show notes, combine, get it, schnotes. [00:28:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So he got away with it, he snuck away. [00:28:11] [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't get egged. [00:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Update! [00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I love this one. [00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I forgot to say this last week. [00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: So remember the two people in Missouri, [00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: the Hamburglar and our chubby husband? [00:28:24] [SPEAKER_02]: The two lawyers that live in the central West End [00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: in St. Louis that are clearly terrified of black people, [00:28:31] [SPEAKER_02]: which is very odd if you were gonna move [00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: to the central West End. [00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There are many, many black people [00:28:35] [SPEAKER_02]: that live very, very nearby. [00:28:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You wouldn't think that if you're this afraid [00:28:39] [SPEAKER_02]: that you have, he's got some rifle [00:28:41] [SPEAKER_02]: that she's got, because there were protesters [00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and they call their streets private. [00:28:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I say bullshit. [00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a street that was always public. [00:28:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You put a gate on it, call it private, whatever. [00:28:51] [SPEAKER_02]: The two lawyers, well he ran for the Senate in Missouri. [00:28:55] [SPEAKER_02]: He only finished with 3% of the vote. [00:28:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I honestly think I could get five. [00:29:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:29:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They became a meme that was so funny [00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: with her striped shirt on [00:29:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and the whole outfit looks like it's from T-O-Bits. [00:29:11] [SPEAKER_02]: An American couple who pointed guns [00:29:13] [SPEAKER_02]: at peaceful black lives matter protesters have been charged. [00:29:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they were unarmed and they were peaceful [00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and these two run inside and grab guns [00:29:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're pointing them at people. [00:29:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, just St. Louis attorneys confirmed [00:29:24] [SPEAKER_02]: the charges have been filed against [00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Mark and Patricia McCluskey in Missouri City. [00:29:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The pair both aged in their 60s for pictures [00:29:31] [SPEAKER_02]: outside their home. [00:29:32] [SPEAKER_02]: This is June 28th holding guns. [00:29:35] [SPEAKER_02]: They're both personal injury attorneys. [00:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We know all this if you've been listening to podcasts [00:29:39] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway, he ran for Senate and I didn't even think he really, [00:29:46] [SPEAKER_02]: he thought, cause he got famous [00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: cause he was put on Fox News as defending your property [00:29:51] [SPEAKER_02]: from rebel crazy people. [00:29:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean there were shittles of little kids in them. [00:29:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to the mayor's protest to the mayor. [00:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't even about these two. [00:30:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They were just using a cut through. [00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, he got on Fox News. [00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He got on all kinds of shows [00:30:06] [SPEAKER_02]: because he was famous for a hot minute [00:30:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I think he just ran for Senate [00:30:10] [SPEAKER_02]: to try to get donations, [00:30:11] [SPEAKER_02]: which I think he'll probably just run away with [00:30:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because their law license has been suspended for a while. [00:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know when they get it back. [00:30:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Our governor already pardoned him. [00:30:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Mac Parsons who looks, I'm not even gonna say. [00:30:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Squirrel. [00:30:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so that's it. [00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Case you were wondering [00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02]: that's how Mark's Senate race went. [00:30:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Bye bye chicken pie. [00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's just an update there. [00:30:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. [00:30:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, they found it. [00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02]: This is weird. [00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And I would be tempted to fuck with it. [00:30:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They're telling people that found it [00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: to not do anything to it. [00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I say yeah, finders keepers. [00:30:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Losers, wapers. [00:30:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Mysterious metallic orb found in Mexico [00:30:59] [SPEAKER_02]: after falling from the sky. [00:31:01] Whoa. [00:31:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait till you see the picture of it. [00:31:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Fans of mysterious chunks of metal. [00:31:07] [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't a chunk of metal. [00:31:08] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a perfect orb. [00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Fans of mysterious chunks of metal rejoice. [00:31:14] [SPEAKER_02]: A big metal orb has been found in Mexico, [00:31:16] [SPEAKER_02]: prompting people to speculate [00:31:18] [SPEAKER_02]: it's part of an alien spaceship [00:31:20] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as some much more grounded guesswork. [00:31:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The orb which meteorologists Isidro Cano described [00:31:26] [SPEAKER_02]: on Facebook as very hard plastic [00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: or an alloy of various metals showed up [00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: on the top of a tree just north [00:31:33] [SPEAKER_02]: of the city of Veracruz. [00:31:35] [SPEAKER_02]: According to Cano, witnesses saw the orb [00:31:37] [SPEAKER_02]: falling from the sky but making a noise [00:31:41] [SPEAKER_02]: but no fire. [00:31:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Writing in alarming caps, he explained to people [00:31:46] [SPEAKER_02]: this isn't all caps. [00:31:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Do not touch or come near it [00:31:50] [SPEAKER_02]: until it has been reviewed by a specialist. [00:31:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It may have radioactivity. [00:31:55] [SPEAKER_02]: This is where dumb people like me would go, [00:31:58] [SPEAKER_02]: you just stay in that so I don't touch it. [00:32:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I go touch it and then you next say [00:32:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, meh, meh, meh, meh. [00:32:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, my arm fell off. [00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Can somebody pick up my arm? [00:32:09] [SPEAKER_02]: In a follow up post, he referred to a code [00:32:11] [SPEAKER_02]: on the outside of the orb and reiterated [00:32:14] [SPEAKER_02]: it should not be opened. [00:32:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Why do we have radioactive balls flying around? [00:32:21] We gotta get into it. [00:32:23] [SPEAKER_02]: We have any scientist termites [00:32:25] [SPEAKER_02]: that would know why we have radioactive orbs [00:32:28] [SPEAKER_02]: falling out of the sky? [00:32:30] [SPEAKER_02]: My friend Stephen, he's not that kind of scientist. [00:32:33] [SPEAKER_02]: He might know though. [00:32:35] [SPEAKER_02]: He's more like he knows more about other stuff. [00:32:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We need to nerd termites. [00:32:39] [SPEAKER_02]: We have nerd termites. [00:32:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They need to be activated. [00:32:42] Ha ha ha ha. [00:32:44] Ha ha ha ha. [00:32:45] Nerd termites? [00:32:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Instead it should not be open, [00:32:47] [SPEAKER_02]: despite claiming that there are no obvious openings [00:32:49] [SPEAKER_02]: where the orb could be opened. [00:32:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's a perfect circle. [00:32:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean it could be like a ball bearing out of an alien ship [00:32:56] [SPEAKER_02]: just could be part of their who knows. [00:32:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Addering further mystery to what the orb is [00:33:00] [SPEAKER_02]: he claimed that the spheres are timed out [00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: so that sometime they will open on their own [00:33:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and show the valuable information they bring with them. [00:33:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God, I would have that in my house [00:33:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and every morning I'd just be staring at it [00:33:12] [SPEAKER_02]: while I drank coffee going open, open, [00:33:15] [SPEAKER_02]: trying to make it open with my mind. [00:33:17] [SPEAKER_02]: On Monday, Kano updated his followers [00:33:19] [SPEAKER_02]: to explain that the artifact had been removed [00:33:21] [SPEAKER_02]: at 315 AM local time by a highly trained [00:33:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and specialist team to be taken out of the borders [00:33:27] [SPEAKER_02]: of Mexico. [00:33:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Why? [00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: As for what it is, a reasonable best [00:33:32] [SPEAKER_02]: could have been a weather balloon. [00:33:34] No. [00:33:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Or if you're gonna be exotic genuine space debris. [00:33:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Over the weekend China's long March FB rocket [00:33:44] [SPEAKER_02]: fell back to earth with pieces found in Borneo [00:33:47] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as the Philippines earlier in July [00:33:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and Australian farmer found a large chunk of what appears. [00:33:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Right but these are chunks. [00:33:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I get it, okay you found part of this [00:33:56] [SPEAKER_02]: or part of that part of a rocket. [00:33:58] [SPEAKER_02]: This is perfect though. [00:34:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't make any sense. [00:34:02] [SPEAKER_02]: No. [00:34:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll stay on top of it, termites. [00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you. [00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But somebody already took it. [00:34:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Who comes at 315 in the morning and steals the orb [00:34:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and runs away with it? [00:34:13] [SPEAKER_02]: This is where I need the locals [00:34:15] [SPEAKER_02]: to step up a little bit more. [00:34:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's right and you tell whoever comes around. [00:34:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Armed and ready to fight. [00:34:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is kinda cool. [00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So of course I asked my dad this [00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and of course he knew immediately. [00:34:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I said do you know what a Hessian soldier is? [00:34:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course I do, why wouldn't I? [00:34:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Because no normal people [00:34:38] [SPEAKER_02]: haven't probably never heard of that. [00:34:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Well the British hired Germans [00:34:44] [SPEAKER_02]: to fight against us, to fight with them against us [00:34:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in the Revolutionary War. [00:34:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that. [00:34:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It's spelled H-E-S-S-I-A-N. [00:34:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's always been stories about that [00:35:01] [SPEAKER_02]: but now we found the remains of a bunch of them. [00:35:06] [SPEAKER_02]: The remains have been untouched for 245 years [00:35:09] [SPEAKER_02]: until a human femur was found in June [00:35:11] [SPEAKER_02]: during an archaeological dig. [00:35:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The remains of a dozen. [00:35:15] [SPEAKER_02]: They got 12 Revolutionary War soldiers [00:35:17] [SPEAKER_02]: who had killed and battled two centuries ago [00:35:18] [SPEAKER_02]: and have been uncovered in a mass grave in New Jersey. [00:35:20] [SPEAKER_02]: In New Jersey? [00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm. [00:35:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They've located the remains as many of 12 [00:35:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Hessian soldiers, German troops hired by the British [00:35:28] [SPEAKER_02]: in a field at Red Bank battlefield. [00:35:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the theater work. [00:35:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The Count Basie and Red Bank. [00:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that place. [00:35:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody found a femur. [00:35:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:35:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh there was a battle there in 1777, [00:35:44] [SPEAKER_02]: the Battle of Red Bank. [00:35:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Further excavation uncovered more skeletal remains [00:35:49] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as pewter and brass buttons [00:35:50] [SPEAKER_02]: and a King George III gold guinea, [00:35:53] [SPEAKER_02]: which would have been a soldier's monthly pay. [00:35:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [00:35:57] [SPEAKER_02]: They believe the soldiers were roughly [00:35:59] [SPEAKER_02]: amongst the 337 troops killed by colonial forces [00:36:03] [SPEAKER_02]: during the battle 245 years ago. [00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: 14 American soldiers were killed in that battle. [00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Based on everything we found in the context [00:36:09] [SPEAKER_02]: those appear to be Hessians. [00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing. [00:36:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna extract DNA [00:36:16] [SPEAKER_02]: and try to find their descendants. [00:36:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh. [00:36:21] [SPEAKER_02]: We're hoping that eventually we can find some [00:36:23] [SPEAKER_02]: of the individuals. [00:36:23] [SPEAKER_02]: How cool would that be? [00:36:25] [SPEAKER_02]: If you're sitting there in Germany [00:36:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and they go, hey we found your great, [00:36:27] [SPEAKER_02]: great, great, great grandpa in Jersey. [00:36:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes yeah, this probably sounds a little weird to you [00:36:32] [SPEAKER_02]: but we found him down in the Atlantic City of Wardenville. [00:36:35] [SPEAKER_02]: We're joking. [00:36:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh. [00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: This is how crazy the weather's getting. [00:36:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Nevada, Nevada. [00:36:44] [SPEAKER_02]: You pick up the Vietta. [00:36:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Says goodbye to grass. [00:36:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I really can't believe it took this long. [00:36:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I love that like the whole world is just [00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: boi-o-o-ing with weather-wise. [00:36:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, I don't even have the story for this week [00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: because I need to read about [00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: the Rhine River's drying up. [00:37:03] [SPEAKER_02]: They can't even get boats through it anymore. [00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna cause a serious problem [00:37:07] [SPEAKER_02]: because they transport coal and everything for energy. [00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: This is though, we just keep coming to these pinnacles [00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: and nobody's, I don't know. [00:37:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, you know, what am I doing? [00:37:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Drinking a hard pickle seltzer. [00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, somebody tell me something to do and I'll do it. [00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But then like, you know, my friend will say, [00:37:27] [SPEAKER_02]: my friend who's like a baby green person or whatever. [00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, well yeah, I could quit drinking [00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02]: bottled water. [00:37:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't drink that much of it [00:37:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but sometimes it's nice to take it to the airport [00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: on the road. [00:37:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But the whole thing is somebody's gotta [00:37:43] [SPEAKER_02]: tell those people stop making it. [00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't make the plastic bottles anymore. [00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Me, a one man show, I can't, [00:37:51] [SPEAKER_02]: this circus ain't gonna stop that circus? [00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: No, anyway. [00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: There's just so many things that are going bonkers, [00:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: you know, in Las Vegas, Nevada has come to this. [00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Climate change has helped make water more scarce. [00:38:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So under a new Nevada law, the grass has gotta go. [00:38:07] [SPEAKER_02]: When we look at outdoor use in Southern Nevada, [00:38:10] [SPEAKER_02]: landscaping far and away is the largest water use. [00:38:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And of that it's grass. [00:38:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Why can't you be reusing water for grass? [00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in a golf course, most of that's reusable water. [00:38:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The city's already pulled up four million square feet [00:38:26] [SPEAKER_02]: of grass on public property this year so far. [00:38:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Not because the thirsty green parkways [00:38:31] [SPEAKER_02]: are something they just can't afford anymore. [00:38:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'd never understood it. [00:38:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I had a little house in here [00:38:38] [SPEAKER_02]: where the dog's gonna go to the bathroom, fake grass, [00:38:44] [SPEAKER_02]: hose it off, roll it up, throw it out. [00:38:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [00:38:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I had a little house in LA [00:38:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and it had grass in the quote yard. [00:38:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's nothing compared to what a yard [00:39:01] [SPEAKER_02]: would be called normally, nothing there is. [00:39:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But I thought well, this grass just kept dying [00:39:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and used more water. [00:39:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't even think about conservation. [00:39:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I just thought how cool would it be [00:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: if I built a succulent garden that took absolutely no water [00:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: because then on nothing would die. [00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You could try to plant flowers all you want, [00:39:18] [SPEAKER_02]: they're all gonna die. [00:39:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Well especially because I don't know how to take care of them. [00:39:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But I just got super cool rocks. [00:39:26] [SPEAKER_02]: But I wasn't thinking of conservation [00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: as much as I was thinking this is a non-winning battle [00:39:34] [SPEAKER_02]: unless you're a billionaire in Beverly Hills [00:39:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I don't know. [00:39:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The city's already full of it. [00:39:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The grass you see me is not long for this world behind me, [00:39:42] [SPEAKER_02]: he said in fact within the next couple months [00:39:44] [SPEAKER_02]: the grass will be completely eliminated [00:39:45] [SPEAKER_02]: it'll be replaced with deep irrigated, [00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: drip irrigated trees and plants. [00:39:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Just use rocks, go get more cactus, call Arizona [00:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and say we need, we have a favor. [00:39:57] [SPEAKER_02]: We have a favor. [00:39:58] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a million on the way driving from LA [00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: and I never thought of where the doctor [00:40:05] [SPEAKER_02]: in another bathroom. [00:40:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Piddle pads, giant, piddle pads. [00:40:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Living through the summer of 2022 [00:40:13] [SPEAKER_02]: has made climate change harder to deny. [00:40:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We're here in Boundry, Nevada or in the Caribbean [00:40:18] [SPEAKER_02]: where rampant seaweed growth is choking beaches [00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: or Kentucky where too much water created a tragedy [00:40:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that's still unfolding but it seems there are those of us [00:40:26] [SPEAKER_02]: who could use convincing that climate change [00:40:29] [SPEAKER_02]: has become an emergency. [00:40:30] [SPEAKER_02]: No I mean, there's tons of people like us [00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: that agree it's happening [00:40:35] [SPEAKER_02]: but I've been given no marching instructions. [00:40:37] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you want me to do about it? [00:40:39] Right. [00:40:40] Right. [00:40:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a degree in any of this. [00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Well yeah, I mean but it's weather. [00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the people at the Weather Channel could tell us. [00:40:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Call Jim Tandray. [00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I could tweet Jim Tandray, [00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have his phone number [00:40:56] [SPEAKER_02]: but I could tweet him, he tweeted me backwards. [00:40:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay this one, I love this. [00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This is sad, sad news for people who love this food [00:41:07] [SPEAKER_02]: like I do. [00:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Top worst foods that could shorten your life expectancy. [00:41:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Not gonna like it. [00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And on a healthy diet has highly unfavorable outcomes. [00:41:19] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what science has always said. [00:41:22] [SPEAKER_02]: One hot dog shortened your life by 36 minutes. [00:41:27] [SPEAKER_02]: But which 36 minutes? [00:41:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Am I at the end of my life in a lot of pain? [00:41:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I probably wish I'd had more hot dogs. [00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Right? [00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Well you're not saying which 36 minutes? [00:41:39] [SPEAKER_02]: This is how eating could affect your lifespan. [00:41:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's minutes lost or minutes gained, okay? [00:41:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Peter butter and jelly sandwich. [00:41:48] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think that does gain or lose? [00:41:51] Lose. [00:41:52] [SPEAKER_02]: No. [00:41:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain? [00:41:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Gains 33.1 minutes gained. [00:41:56] Wonderful, why? [00:41:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Bake salmon. [00:42:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain of 13.5 minutes. [00:42:04] [SPEAKER_02]: How does peanut butter and jam do that? [00:42:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot of sugar and jelly. [00:42:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And high fructose, see? [00:42:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Banana. [00:42:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Gain 13.5 minutes. [00:42:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Tomatoes 0.3 minutes. [00:42:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Avocado you get two minutes. [00:42:22] [SPEAKER_02]: French fries you get 1.5 minutes gained. [00:42:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Gained. [00:42:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the bad ones. [00:42:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheddar cheese you lose a minute 0.4. [00:42:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Worth it. [00:42:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Bacon you lose 6.4. [00:42:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think sausage is worse though. [00:42:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Pizza you lose 7.8 minutes. [00:42:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Double cheeseburger 8.8. [00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Soft drink 12.4. [00:42:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Hot dog 36.3. [00:42:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't ever make a hot dog at home. [00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02]: But on a golf course or as the baseball game. [00:42:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Day to day we don't often think about, [00:42:55] [SPEAKER_02]: let's read this like I'm a health person. [00:42:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But day to day we don't often think about [00:43:00] [SPEAKER_02]: how individual food choices impact how long we live. [00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Well I did if I'm in a car with Greg Warren [00:43:06] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's all I ever hear, [00:43:07] [SPEAKER_02]: do you eat that shit Mary good? [00:43:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's wonderful. [00:43:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Who doesn't love the Slim Jim? [00:43:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get it. [00:43:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Better need a bag of potato chips anyway. [00:43:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Experts at the University of Michigan [00:43:17] [SPEAKER_02]: calculated that the health burden of different foods [00:43:19] [SPEAKER_02]: becoming the first to put concrete scores [00:43:21] [SPEAKER_02]: on your favorite snacks. [00:43:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They found that a proportion of nuts [00:43:24] [SPEAKER_02]: can add almost 26 minutes to a person's life. [00:43:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I golfing with my dad ate hot and spicy peanuts. [00:43:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Do hot and spicy count as a gain? [00:43:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Or did I ruin it because I didn't go with a real peanut? [00:43:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't have them for sale anyway. [00:43:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I made a choice based on starving. [00:43:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But every hot dog eaten short and should last [00:43:44] [SPEAKER_02]: by 36 minutes. [00:43:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And do you know how many times [00:43:47] [SPEAKER_02]: this is all I can picture my mom? [00:43:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Well my younger brothers and sisters [00:43:50] [SPEAKER_02]: were once way younger than me. [00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Little in a high chair, my mom cutting up a raw hot dog [00:43:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and throwing it on the high chair. [00:43:56] Raw? [00:43:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Well you know, cold. [00:43:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I mean she might have cooked it. [00:44:01] [SPEAKER_02]: No, she maybe boiled it I guess. [00:44:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I suppose it didn't work. [00:44:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was just cut up hot dog. [00:44:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They just had pieces and they loved it. [00:44:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah, well they were in a high chair. [00:44:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It is a bad hot dog. [00:44:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They had a drink. [00:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe she cooked them. [00:44:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They looked plain. [00:44:21] [SPEAKER_02]: The study published in the journal Nature Food [00:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: is based around healthy life expectancy. [00:44:26] [SPEAKER_02]: The length of a person of time has good quality of life [00:44:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and is disease free. [00:44:30] [SPEAKER_02]: The scientists behind the findings calculated [00:44:32] [SPEAKER_02]: the direct influence of 6,000 various meals, [00:44:35] [SPEAKER_02]: snacks and drinks. [00:44:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They showed that someone who eats beef [00:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and processed meats like bacon swapped just 10%. [00:44:41] [SPEAKER_02]: If you just swapped 10% of their calories [00:44:44] [SPEAKER_02]: for plant-based food they could gain an extra [00:44:46] [SPEAKER_02]: 48 minutes of life per day. [00:44:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Your healthy person also sounds like your alien. [00:44:52] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no my alien sounds like this. [00:44:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Very different. [00:44:58] [SPEAKER_02]: That's not my alien. [00:45:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That's ridiculous. [00:45:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well maybe she cooked them. [00:45:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I got a job for, where's my super lazy millennials? [00:45:12] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a job. [00:45:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I could become the CEO because I'd be so good at it. [00:45:16] Okay. [00:45:17] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a sleep specialist at a cat, [00:45:21] [SPEAKER_02]: so Casper is a mattress. [00:45:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that. [00:45:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I never heard of it. [00:45:28] [SPEAKER_02]: A mattress brand is hiring for a position [00:45:31] [SPEAKER_02]: where sleeping on the job is not just accepted, [00:45:33] [SPEAKER_02]: it's mandatory. [00:45:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Now you're talking my language. [00:45:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a New York based company founded in 2014. [00:45:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's hiring Casper sleepers to sleep for a living. [00:45:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Casper sleepers will sleep in our stores [00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: in unexpected settings out in the world. [00:45:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I can sleep anywhere. [00:45:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It's amazing. [00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody who goes, [00:45:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I could never sleep on an airplane. [00:45:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Only got it's the only place where I'm like, [00:45:55] [SPEAKER_02]: oh finally I'm home. [00:45:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like a crib that just flies. [00:45:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a flying crib. [00:46:00] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta get your own eye mask. [00:46:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta prepare for idiots. [00:46:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Get your headphones in. [00:46:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta think what you're... [00:46:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I slept in airports. [00:46:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I fell asleep getting my hair cut. [00:46:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I felt rude about that. [00:46:14] [SPEAKER_02]: She didn't seem to care. [00:46:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just kind of... [00:46:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately there'll be some work required [00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: when the employees are awake. [00:46:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Namely they'll have to create social media content [00:46:24] [SPEAKER_02]: sharing their experience. [00:46:25] [SPEAKER_02]: No problem, I could do that as a professional sleeper. [00:46:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The job application is open until August, [00:46:31] [SPEAKER_02]: the end of August says a listing. [00:46:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The ideal candidate should have [00:46:33] [SPEAKER_02]: an exceptional sleeping ability, [00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: a desire to sleep as much as possible. [00:46:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And of course the ability to sleep through anything. [00:46:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I can. [00:46:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I slept through... [00:46:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was 17. [00:46:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Barishnikov came to St. Louis. [00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: To the fight, I didn't mean to. [00:46:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't mean to sleep through it. [00:46:54] He's brilliant. [00:46:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Ballet, it's not really my thing. [00:46:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Shocker. [00:47:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, can we see the sound of music [00:47:02] [SPEAKER_02]: where there's... [00:47:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I need a little World War II stuff. [00:47:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Nazis chasing people. [00:47:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Julie Andrews. [00:47:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I could do this job, but anyway I slept through... [00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't sleep through all of Barishnikov, [00:47:16] [SPEAKER_02]: but I did fall asleep. [00:47:17] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom was appalled. [00:47:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Like look it's all the same thing after a while. [00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: In addition to getting paid to sleep, [00:47:26] [SPEAKER_02]: successful candidates will be able to wear pajamas to work, [00:47:29] [SPEAKER_02]: limited free Casper products [00:47:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and the flexibility of a part-time schedule. [00:47:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So okay. [00:47:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a part-time schedule. [00:47:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Can I just come there when I'm tired? [00:47:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that okay? [00:47:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Or do I have to be like when I'm wide awake? [00:47:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine. [00:47:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know. [00:47:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, the Laktas Monster's head just fall off. [00:47:47] [SPEAKER_02]: How many of you guys out there watched The Americans? [00:47:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember that show? [00:47:51] I didn't. [00:47:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You watched it? [00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I watched it. [00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I made it through like seven seasons [00:47:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it just got too... [00:47:58] [SPEAKER_02]: If you never saw it, it's about two quote Americans [00:48:01] [SPEAKER_02]: that are really KGB people. [00:48:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, they're like in their 40s [00:48:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and they have two kids. [00:48:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And they would go on these things at night, [00:48:08] [SPEAKER_02]: these excursions at night where they're like karate [00:48:11] [SPEAKER_02]: chopping people and being shot at. [00:48:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And then every morning they would just like be there [00:48:15] [SPEAKER_02]: making eggs. [00:48:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi honey. [00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02]: To the kids. [00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no you've been out all night. [00:48:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Your ribs are broken. [00:48:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's where they lost me. [00:48:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I just don't believe [00:48:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that you could go through everything I just saw [00:48:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and then just stand there and make waffles. [00:48:28] [SPEAKER_02]: No. [00:48:29] [SPEAKER_02]: No marks on you. [00:48:31] [SPEAKER_02]: No band aid. [00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: No. [00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we may have had a real life American incident here [00:48:37] [SPEAKER_02]: from the show. [00:48:38] [SPEAKER_02]: A US defense contractor and his wife [00:48:40] [SPEAKER_02]: who lived for decades under the identities [00:48:42] [SPEAKER_02]: of two dead Texas children have been charged [00:48:44] [SPEAKER_02]: with identity theft and conspiracy against the government. [00:48:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Walter and Frimrose and Gwen Morrison [00:48:53] [SPEAKER_02]: both in their 60s allegedly lived for decades [00:48:55] [SPEAKER_02]: under the name Bobby Ed Fort and Julie Lynn Montog [00:48:58] [SPEAKER_02]: that stolen names of infants who died decades ago [00:49:01] [SPEAKER_02]: according to federal court records unsealed in Honolulu. [00:49:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Now stop right there. [00:49:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Why would any normal human being do that? [00:49:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You're on the run from something. [00:49:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you starting to stop, [00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02]: you're trying to start something brand new [00:49:15] [SPEAKER_02]: but both of you? [00:49:20] [SPEAKER_02]: A couple phases charges of aggravated identity theft, [00:49:24] [SPEAKER_02]: conspiracy to commit an offense against the United States [00:49:27] [SPEAKER_02]: and false statement and application for a passport [00:49:29] [SPEAKER_02]: after they were arrested Friday in Capolea [00:49:32] [SPEAKER_02]: on the island of Oahu. [00:49:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Prosecutors are seeking to have the couple held without bail [00:49:37] [SPEAKER_02]: which could indicate the case is more about [00:49:39] [SPEAKER_02]: than fraudulently obtaining driver's license passports [00:49:42] [SPEAKER_02]: and defense department credentials. [00:49:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Those documents help Primrose get security clearance [00:49:48] [SPEAKER_02]: with the US Coast Guard and a defense con [00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: and a defense con director and old photos [00:49:55] [SPEAKER_02]: show the couple wearing uniforms of the KGB, [00:49:59] [SPEAKER_02]: the former Russian spy agency. [00:50:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Assistant attorney Thomas so and so said in court papers, [00:50:05] [SPEAKER_02]: faded Polaroids of each in uniform [00:50:07] [SPEAKER_02]: or included in the motion to have them held [00:50:12] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they went to work for a US defense contractor. [00:50:17] [SPEAKER_02]: A close associate said Morrison lived in Romania [00:50:21] [SPEAKER_02]: while it was a Soviet block country. [00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Morrison's attorney said her client never lived [00:50:25] [SPEAKER_02]: in Romania and then she and Primrose tried [00:50:28] [SPEAKER_02]: the same jacket on as a joke and posed for it in photos. [00:50:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on is right where did you even get one? [00:50:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, they've never even seen one more or less. [00:50:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, can I try on the KGB? [00:50:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And back then you were taking pictures. [00:50:44] [SPEAKER_02]: There was no social media. [00:50:46] [SPEAKER_02]: No, this then they fit over the, [00:50:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at the picture fits perfectly. [00:50:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So you just randomly found one that fit [00:50:52] [SPEAKER_02]: both of you perfectly. [00:50:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if the couple use new identities [00:50:57] [SPEAKER_02]: they have lived law abiding lives for three decades. [00:51:01] [SPEAKER_02]: A little bit we know of. [00:51:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You can be a spy and follow the law, [00:51:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but you're spying which is illegal. [00:51:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh her jacket fits her perfectly too. [00:51:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they got the hats, everything. [00:51:13] [SPEAKER_02]: She wants everyone to know she's not a spy. [00:51:15] [SPEAKER_02]: This has all been blown out of proportion. [00:51:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's government overreaching. [00:51:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Prosecutors said there's a high risk [00:51:21] [SPEAKER_02]: the couple would flee. [00:51:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They also suggested Primrose [00:51:23] [SPEAKER_02]: who was an avionics electrical technician [00:51:25] [SPEAKER_02]: in the Coast Guard was highly skilled [00:51:27] [SPEAKER_02]: to communicate secretly if released. [00:51:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're also the believe [00:51:32] [SPEAKER_02]: to have other aliases. [00:51:33] [SPEAKER_02]: A lawyer declined to call my bail [00:51:35] [SPEAKER_02]: hearing his schedule for Thursday. [00:51:37] [SPEAKER_02]: He had information to all kinds of shit [00:51:40] [SPEAKER_02]: being in the Coast Guard. [00:51:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't. [00:51:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the Coast Guard has a unique perspective [00:51:45] [SPEAKER_02]: on our vulnerabilities he said, [00:51:47] [SPEAKER_02]: including how to infiltrate the country [00:51:48] [SPEAKER_02]: through water ports, Hawaii, [00:51:50] [SPEAKER_02]: a major military center [00:51:51] [SPEAKER_02]: is a prime target of espionage and such. [00:51:53] [SPEAKER_02]: One family whose deceased child's [00:51:55] [SPEAKER_02]: was stolen name said that the news came as a shock. [00:52:00] [SPEAKER_02]: John Mongtog, who lost a daughter Julie in 1968 [00:52:03] [SPEAKER_02]: at three weeks of age, was stunned to learn [00:52:06] [SPEAKER_02]: that someone had been living under her name for so long. [00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, come on, we're gonna be following this a lot. [00:52:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no indication why the couple [00:52:18] [SPEAKER_02]: in 1987 assumed the identities of the deceased children [00:52:21] [SPEAKER_02]: who would have been more than a decade younger than them. [00:52:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But half of David filed a pop-up on [00:52:25] [SPEAKER_02]: noted that the couples lost their home [00:52:27] [SPEAKER_02]: in Nacodotius, Texas to foreclosure that year. [00:52:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that would explain why you might need a new identity [00:52:34] [SPEAKER_02]: if you're losing shit to foreclosure [00:52:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and you don't want the bank to find you. [00:52:39] [SPEAKER_02]: True. Yeah, maybe. [00:52:42] [SPEAKER_02]: They remarried under their assumed names. [00:52:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you bankrupt if you have these jobs? [00:52:48] Great. Come on. [00:52:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's keep these two for a little while [00:52:52] [SPEAKER_02]: until we can have a few more chats about what you're really doing. [00:52:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Chats. Yeah, they lived in Honolulu in a suburb. [00:53:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Honolulu suburb in a modest two bedroom bungalow [00:53:02] [SPEAKER_02]: beach beneath palm trees. [00:53:04] [SPEAKER_02]: They owned a neighboring house. [00:53:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They rented a military personnel. [00:53:09] [SPEAKER_02]: They kept to themselves, but we're friendly. [00:53:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what we learned in the Americans. [00:53:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They keep to themselves, but they wave, hi. [00:53:16] [SPEAKER_02]: She was the neighbors are all like, yeah. [00:53:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're going to follow these two because I don't buy it. [00:53:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't buy. I think they're KGB. [00:53:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a real life case of the Americans. [00:53:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I would not let them go. [00:53:31] [SPEAKER_02]: You'll be held until I find that our questions [00:53:34] [SPEAKER_02]: was sufficiently answered. [00:53:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Send Jackaloppa. [00:53:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Dad, I've got something for you to go. Go. [00:53:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So Miami [00:53:48] [SPEAKER_02]: has it has an idea for their homeless people. [00:53:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I love seeing what cities are trying. [00:53:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Boston's mayor figured out, give them all this little tiny, [00:53:55] [SPEAKER_02]: tiny home seems to be working well, at least from what I've read. [00:53:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't seen it myself. [00:53:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Boston termites, you can tell me. [00:54:02] [SPEAKER_02]: On Thursday night, it seemed that there was no more [00:54:05] [SPEAKER_02]: exclusive place to be in Miami than District 7. [00:54:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Town Hall Zoom chat room. [00:54:10] [SPEAKER_02]: The local official scientists and advocates spoke during one [00:54:13] [SPEAKER_02]: of our conversation. [00:54:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Miamians were furiously typing their thoughts on what has [00:54:16] [SPEAKER_02]: quickly become the biggest topic of conversation in the era, [00:54:19] [SPEAKER_02]: the under the radar approval to pursue a pilot program [00:54:22] [SPEAKER_02]: for a homeless encampment in Virginia Key. [00:54:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, this is an island by some of the famous super fancy [00:54:31] [SPEAKER_02]: rich people, Star Island, all that stuff. [00:54:34] [SPEAKER_02]: At least that's where I think it is we will find out. [00:54:36] [SPEAKER_02]: There this will be a bigger mistake than the metro rail system. [00:54:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't aware that Miami had one. [00:54:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably why it was a failure. [00:54:43] [SPEAKER_02]: One commuter posted in the chat while the effects. [00:54:48] [SPEAKER_02]: While they have full effects of the niche insult can only be [00:54:51] [SPEAKER_02]: enjoyed by anyone who suffered through Miami's [00:54:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Miami's illogical two line rail system, it speaks volumes [00:54:57] [SPEAKER_02]: about the public sentiment and environmentalists who are [00:55:00] [SPEAKER_02]: worried about destroying the island's already endangered [00:55:02] [SPEAKER_02]: ecosystem, outdoor enthusiasts concerned about ruining [00:55:05] [SPEAKER_02]: recreational activities and homeless advocates sounding [00:55:08] [SPEAKER_02]: the alarm about the lack of infrastructure in the area [00:55:12] [SPEAKER_02]: off Wreck and Bucker causeway, which could leave relocated [00:55:16] [SPEAKER_02]: people without transportation, sewage systems and even access [00:55:19] [SPEAKER_02]: to food. Not right. [00:55:21] [SPEAKER_02]: What are you just going to do? [00:55:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Put them on some island with nothing on it. [00:55:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Not to mention that Virginia Key is just yards from two [00:55:28] [SPEAKER_02]: of the wealthiest neighborhoods here. [00:55:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the real problem in the city. [00:55:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Key, Biscayne and Fisher Island are members only [00:55:33] [SPEAKER_02]: island members only island only accessible by a boat [00:55:37] [SPEAKER_02]: whose former residents include O'Bruh, Derek Cheeter [00:55:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and Mel Brooks. [00:55:43] [SPEAKER_02]: A bad, bad idea. [00:55:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there's all these quotes. [00:55:45] [SPEAKER_02]: These tiny homes would be for rent on Airbnb in no time. [00:55:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You think a homeless person is going to try to Airbnb [00:55:52] [SPEAKER_02]: their tiny home? [00:55:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, um, [00:55:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh God. [00:55:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And then people always change the subject. [00:56:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [00:56:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what I, you know, [00:56:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to get too down that road, [00:56:09] [SPEAKER_02]: but we've closed all the state mental hospitals [00:56:12] [SPEAKER_02]: cause my mom was a nurse on psych wards and all that stuff. [00:56:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we just don't have a place to put people [00:56:18] [SPEAKER_02]: that are mentally ill anymore. [00:56:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And now they're all outside. [00:56:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So what everybody's like, well, [00:56:24] [SPEAKER_02]: where were we going to put them outside? [00:56:25] [SPEAKER_02]: How about we put them back inside? [00:56:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Where they had treatment and food and shelter [00:56:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and an island. [00:56:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a whole 13,000 people have signed [00:56:37] [SPEAKER_02]: an online petition, a petition against the plans saying they [00:56:41] [SPEAKER_02]: say they discreetly approve of only four. [00:56:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they don't like there's only 45 hours [00:56:46] [SPEAKER_02]: of notifying the public. [00:56:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Dozens of resident participated in a protest [00:56:52] [SPEAKER_02]: after droves of cyclists held a gathering at the camp. [00:56:57] [SPEAKER_02]: The petition also came days after social media [00:56:59] [SPEAKER_02]: was flooded with screenshots as a city Miami presentation [00:57:01] [SPEAKER_02]: about the proposed encampment for the chronically homeless. [00:57:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Online Miami wasted no time expressing its feelings [00:57:09] [SPEAKER_02]: about the plan, though it did not seem to focus. [00:57:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there goes Virginia Key. [00:57:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine seeing a homeless encampment from your home. [00:57:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dear God, dear God. [00:57:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, but I travel every week [00:57:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and I see it going on in cities [00:57:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and nobody's cracking the code. [00:57:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that person in Boston, that young, [00:57:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that woman that's the mayor. [00:57:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I read good things about it, but Boston termite [00:57:33] [SPEAKER_02]: would have to tell me if that's true or not [00:57:34] [SPEAKER_02]: because you never know for what you're reading [00:57:36] [SPEAKER_02]: is true or not. [00:57:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, this was my dad's fantasy. [00:57:40] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what my dad and I would talk about on Long Drive. [00:57:43] [SPEAKER_02]: This is what happens when you have a lawyer dad. [00:57:47] [SPEAKER_02]: When I was old enough to understand maybe like 10, [00:57:50] [SPEAKER_02]: he'd go, do you see that truck? [00:57:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And it would say Brinks on the side. [00:57:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, yep. [00:57:54] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes, do you know what's in there? [00:57:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I said, nope. [00:57:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes millions and millions of dollars. [00:58:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, how do you think we could rob it [00:58:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and get away with that? [00:58:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm 10. [00:58:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, I guess we have to tie up the drivers [00:58:12] [SPEAKER_02]: or kill them. [00:58:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, first we gotta get the code. [00:58:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We gotta get the padlock back then. [00:58:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And we gotta get the code or the combo [00:58:19] [SPEAKER_02]: or we have to have a saw to get the lock off. [00:58:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So I would come up with my plans [00:58:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and then he would poke holes in all my things. [00:58:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go get ice cream. [00:58:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then we'd go get ice cream. [00:58:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, that was a fun conversation. [00:58:30] Wow. [00:58:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about Franklin Delano Roosevelt's new deal next? [00:58:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That'll be a fun car ride. [00:58:35] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what, on the way to Disney World, [00:58:37] [SPEAKER_02]: dad, could you tell us how, [00:58:39] [SPEAKER_02]: while Disney was a horrible anti-Semite [00:58:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and was BFFs with Hitler, that's fun. [00:58:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's true. [00:58:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's true. [00:58:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, this is so, [00:58:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not know how this wasn't [00:58:51] [SPEAKER_02]: a bigger story on national news. [00:58:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [00:58:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Mystery shrouds colossal Brinks heist [00:58:57] [SPEAKER_02]: at I-5, I-5's in California, truck stop. [00:59:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Who stole millions in gems and gold? [00:59:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Now you still see Brinks trucks out there all the time. [00:59:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They go to banks, they go to casino, [00:59:06] [SPEAKER_02]: anywhere where there's a shit ton of money. [00:59:09] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes no sense to me at all. [00:59:11] [SPEAKER_02]: When experts recall the most notorious jewelry heist [00:59:14] [SPEAKER_02]: in modern history, they talk about the tunneling [00:59:16] [SPEAKER_02]: into Hattengarden in London [00:59:17] [SPEAKER_02]: or the Antwerp Belgium break-in [00:59:20] [SPEAKER_02]: that took months of planning. [00:59:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Then there is the case of the heist [00:59:23] [SPEAKER_02]: earlier this month at, [00:59:26] [SPEAKER_02]: hold, the Flying J Truck Stop. [00:59:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Not even a good one. [00:59:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Along Interstate 5 in the Great Vine, [00:59:34] [SPEAKER_02]: the Great Vine's when you're cutting [00:59:36] [SPEAKER_02]: from Northern to Southern Galway. [00:59:37] [SPEAKER_02]: In the early hours of July 11, [00:59:39] [SPEAKER_02]: two armed guards left their Brinks big rig, [00:59:41] [SPEAKER_02]: giving a gang of thieves a 27 minute window [00:59:44] [SPEAKER_02]: to make the huge to snatch. [00:59:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's total value is still a mystery. [00:59:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, why do both drivers leave for a half hour? [00:59:52] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me think they're in on it. [00:59:54] [SPEAKER_02]: One of you stays. [00:59:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was the rule too. [00:59:59] [SPEAKER_02]: They estimate from 10 to $100 million [01:00:02] [SPEAKER_02]: with the stuff they got. [01:00:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's mostly jewelry. [01:00:06] [SPEAKER_02]: The team of Burgos bypassed the truck's locking mechanism [01:00:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and used the storage containers to haul away [01:00:10] [SPEAKER_02]: precious gems, gold and other valuables [01:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: from a Drinks Tractor trailer. [01:00:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen a Brinks Tractor trailer. [01:00:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I've only seen the little, [01:00:18] [SPEAKER_02]: like bigger than mail trucks but not like this. [01:00:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They say, [01:00:25] [SPEAKER_02]: oh, multiple law enforcement sources [01:00:28] [SPEAKER_02]: are not authorized to discuss the crime. [01:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: How much they've netted during the two, [01:00:33] [SPEAKER_02]: 2 a.m., this happened. [01:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Brinks said it was less than 10 million [01:00:37] [SPEAKER_02]: based on the insurance, [01:00:38] [SPEAKER_02]: but it appears to be closer to 100 million. [01:00:42] [SPEAKER_02]: We're talking multi-millions. [01:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It's huge money, so-and-so. [01:00:45] [SPEAKER_02]: The crime didn't match the usual definition of a heist [01:00:48] [SPEAKER_02]: because it didn't involve a robbery [01:00:49] [SPEAKER_02]: as so much as a stealth burglary. [01:00:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The gang of thieves was quickly able to bypass [01:00:54] [SPEAKER_02]: the tractor trailer locking mechanism, [01:00:57] [SPEAKER_02]: entering its vast back and unload a series [01:00:59] [SPEAKER_02]: of storage containers filled with jewelry, diamonds [01:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: and other precious gems, [01:01:02] [SPEAKER_02]: a plethora of Rolexes and designer watches. [01:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The investigator said he wouldn't describe [01:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: the locking mechanism, well, [01:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: doesn't really matter, they knew. [01:01:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And acknowledged it would be [01:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: not exceedingly difficult to crack. [01:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, outward signs of the riches were not obvious, [01:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: but they said the guards driving such trucks [01:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: are openly carrying firearms [01:01:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and that could alert someone watching the truck. [01:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [01:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He said the thieves did not manage [01:01:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to get all the valuables out of the truck. [01:01:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Typically, merchandise is transported with a big rig [01:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: into a bulletproof cab equipped [01:01:41] [SPEAKER_02]: with a satellite tracking and elaborate camera system. [01:01:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, where's the cameras? [01:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: How come there should be an armed guard [01:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: at the back of the truck? [01:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: This doesn't make any sense. [01:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Like this seems weird from the start. [01:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: FBI agents and sheriff's major crime investigators [01:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: have scoured the Flying J truck stop [01:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: for off Highway 5 for clues. [01:02:04] [SPEAKER_02]: They've interviewed witnesses [01:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and reviewed security images. [01:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They have no idea who did this. [01:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Now here's the question. [01:02:12] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you, where do you sell all that shit? [01:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess overseas. [01:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's likely that the thieves [01:02:20] [SPEAKER_02]: tracked the truck from the gym show [01:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: its last location in San Mateo, that's California. [01:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Vendors created their riches July 10th [01:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and put them on the truck. [01:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're going to another jewelry show. [01:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: So they just followed the truck. [01:02:34] [SPEAKER_02]: They put them on the truck for the next one [01:02:36] [SPEAKER_02]: was supposed to be the Pasadena Convention Center. [01:02:39] [SPEAKER_02]: FBI officials say they're examining everyone [01:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: who knew about the move, the Flying J. [01:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me do an advertisement for the Flying J. [01:02:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I prefer Bucky's or Love's, but you know, [01:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in a pinch, nothing wrong with the Flying J. [01:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Flying Traveller Center is open 24 hours a day [01:02:52] [SPEAKER_02]: on Fraser Mountain Park Road [01:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: and it includes a Dunkin Donuts [01:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and Wendy's with a space of 47 trucks. [01:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Truck stop cargo thefts according to insurance industry [01:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: underwriters are relatively common [01:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but data on US truck stop cargo thefts [01:03:06] [SPEAKER_02]: between 2012, 2018 showed only one theft. [01:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Brinks is standing behind their drivers. [01:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: They say they've been drivers for a long time. [01:03:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They probably wouldn't do something like this [01:03:19] [SPEAKER_02]: until the day you do. [01:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You think I'm driving this truck [01:03:24] [SPEAKER_02]: with like $100 million on the jewelry. [01:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Why don't I call a couple of my friends [01:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and tell them how to get the shit out? [01:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Now if they're good, they'll get a, [01:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: the plan and most people don't have a plan after that. [01:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the way I always talk about [01:03:36] [SPEAKER_02]: the hillbilly gets an ideal [01:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and then the hillbilly does the ideal [01:03:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and then the hillbilly's out of ideals [01:03:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it all goes to shit. [01:03:47] [SPEAKER_02]: So I never thought about it. [01:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll find out, I'll stay on top of this too much. [01:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I will do it. [01:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: But the Brinks trucks my dad was talking about [01:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: were the smaller ones, not a big rig. [01:04:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, the little trucks do, [01:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: they say Brinks and the guys wear [01:04:05] [SPEAKER_02]: like old tiny cop uniforms. [01:04:07] Yeah. [01:04:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna save this story for next week. [01:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, do they stop at a way station? [01:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They have to stop at a way station, you have to. [01:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You have to. [01:04:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me laugh. [01:04:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we're gonna talk about, [01:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Martha Stewart's gonna go, [01:04:28] [SPEAKER_02]: has her list of the top canned wines? [01:04:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'm gonna go get someone doing [01:04:33] [SPEAKER_02]: for next week's podcast, [01:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: but I'm not gonna do it [01:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: till I have at least one in hand. [01:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna do the story, [01:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: but I'm gonna wait till I have one to say. [01:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: This makes me laugh. [01:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Canned wine. [01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: They canned a box wine. [01:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I love box wine. [01:04:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind. [01:04:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Domino's tried to sell pizza to Italians, it failed. [01:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Why not open an Olive Garden while you're there? [01:04:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Endless salad bowl? [01:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Domino's Italian job was harder than it looks. [01:05:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Seven years after its debut in the country, [01:05:04] [SPEAKER_02]: the American pizza giant has formally shut down [01:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: as its stores as it failed to win over locals [01:05:09] [SPEAKER_02]: who prefer homegrown options according. [01:05:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I've had pizza in Italy. [01:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There is no way those people, [01:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have said if I was the head of Domino's, [01:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: why don't we go to Ireland? [01:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start with a country that begins with an I, [01:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: but not Italy. [01:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: These people actually know how to make pizza. [01:05:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The company stopped activity [01:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: in all its Domino's stores on July 20th. [01:05:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Although some may attribute Domino's failure [01:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: to its brazen attempt to infiltrate pizza's homeland [01:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: with American fare, [01:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: e-pizza said it went bust because of competition [01:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: from food delivery apps. [01:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Now there are, I've heard a lot about that [01:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: that because of COVID and then the delivery apps, [01:05:49] [SPEAKER_02]: cause we all used to think that when you got food to go, [01:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: we go, well let's just order pizza [01:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: cause that was the only one that was bringing. [01:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The Greek restaurant wasn't bringing, [01:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: the healthy Greek wasn't bringing me a Euro [01:06:00] [SPEAKER_02]: for the charge of $2. [01:06:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He drove it for like 100 miles away and I'm like, what? [01:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So I just gave him 20 bucks. [01:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh no, I go, yeah, trust me. [01:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You need it, I don't. [01:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You just drove that far, you get $20. [01:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the tip, whatever, that was an overt eats thing [01:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: was really a good euro though. [01:06:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But this is because the Italians [01:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: aren't gonna eat this shit, [01:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: just put that and tell the truth. [01:06:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's awful. [01:06:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They said the results significantly increased level [01:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: of competition in the food delivery market, [01:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: both organized change and mom and pop restaurants [01:06:35] [SPEAKER_02]: delivering food to survive. [01:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It also faced problems because once pandemic restrictions [01:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: were eased and consumers started visiting, [01:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: sit down restaurants again. [01:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, if I have my choice and especially in Italy, [01:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna go down to the restaurant. [01:06:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna order a pepperoni from Domino's. [01:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That's when you're in a country that has shitty food. [01:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't like the food in England. [01:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: If you told me I could have Domino's every night, [01:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: sign me up. [01:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna go down there and try your fish and chips again [01:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'll eat fish and chips but. [01:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Pot of meat. [01:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Pot of meat, it's just yeah. [01:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Our high tea, here's a crumpet. [01:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What? [01:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What's that? [01:07:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have any strawberry jelly? [01:07:23] [SPEAKER_02]: This crumpet is super dry. [01:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, the, it faced problems and then the Milan court [01:07:32] [SPEAKER_02]: has granted the company a 90 day grace period [01:07:34] [SPEAKER_02]: which has creditors are not allowed to demand repayment [01:07:36] [SPEAKER_02]: or take assets. [01:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They had high hopes. [01:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They moved in in 2015. [01:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They signed a 10 year franchising deal with E-Pizza. [01:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: A plan to introduce large sale pizzas [01:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: delivery service to the country [01:07:47] [SPEAKER_02]: which was absent at the time. [01:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't eat like that. [01:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They sit down and eat. [01:07:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah for hours. [01:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [01:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean for the most part. [01:07:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's wonderful. [01:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: By the start of 2020, [01:08:00] [SPEAKER_02]: E-Pizza was managed 23 stores in Italy [01:08:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and six more through a sub franchise partner. [01:08:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Neither Domino's nor E-Pizza responded. [01:08:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, sad times Domino's should have went somewhere [01:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: where the food shitty. [01:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: You went to a place where the food's already great. [01:08:14] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Dom on you. [01:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: That's on you Domino's. [01:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's on you. [01:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I do like their thin one though, the gluten fr... [01:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a gluten allergic to what my sister is [01:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and she ordered a gluten free one. [01:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: The thin one was great. [01:08:27] It's like a cracker crust. [01:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: A cracker crust, yeah. [01:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Just thin instead of the... [01:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm gonna sign off with a great story. [01:08:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But first of all somebody asked what's wrong with my finger. [01:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I broke it somehow. [01:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [01:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I was so busy in the last five months. [01:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I think I pulled a suitcase [01:08:43] [SPEAKER_02]: out of the back of the car at the airport [01:08:46] [SPEAKER_02]: and it was too heavy and then it got tangled [01:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: like when I yanked it. [01:08:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I was half asleep. [01:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's when it happened [01:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: and I just had no time to deal with it. [01:08:57] [SPEAKER_02]: What a busy, there's nothing they can do anyway. [01:09:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's this. [01:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I just made this from Walgreens. [01:09:03] [SPEAKER_02]: This is not professional. [01:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is not endorsed by anyone. [01:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it'll work. [01:09:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I can take it off like that. [01:09:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I have to to write. [01:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't write. [01:09:14] Like... [01:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's right here on this bone. [01:09:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I can feel it. [01:09:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a big lump and this side doesn't have it. [01:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it's getting any better. [01:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It says six weeks online. [01:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a wonderful story. [01:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna end on a high note. [01:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Termites. [01:09:32] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it is not about Christmas in August. [01:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Paddles. [01:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Shhh, simmer on your Christmas. [01:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Not time. [01:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Hundreds of beagles. [01:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's my favorite dog. [01:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a dog. [01:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: They travel too much. [01:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: If I could have a dog. [01:09:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I like beagles and then I like English and Irish setters. [01:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Second. [01:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And labs. [01:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But I have this super soft spot for beagles. [01:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And my friend Kevin, who's a comedian, [01:10:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but more importantly he's a veterinarian in Denver. [01:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: He used to be on the show Emergency Beds [01:10:07] [SPEAKER_02]: to never see Kevin Fitzgerald. [01:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so cool. [01:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I know he's old hippie. [01:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: He's great. [01:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I said why do they take beagles? [01:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't ever get on soap boxes [01:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: so I'm not saying do or do not do anything. [01:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying this is a wonderful ending. [01:10:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They use beagles for all these experiments [01:10:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and they keep them in cages [01:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: and they never get out their whole life. [01:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And the reason they pick beagles, [01:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I go why beagles? [01:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: He said because they're small [01:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and they really won't attack you. [01:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so nice. [01:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're taking the friendly one [01:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and fucking with it the worst [01:10:40] [SPEAKER_02]: instead of taking the mean dog, [01:10:42] [SPEAKER_02]: not that you should be doing it to any dogs. [01:10:44] [SPEAKER_02]: This is why it's very hard to even say these stories [01:10:46] [SPEAKER_02]: because then people don't like it. [01:10:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to hear. [01:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't wanna hear any bullshit. [01:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying this is a wonderful story. [01:10:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Hundreds of beagles are headed [01:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: to Southern California shelters [01:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: and Nashville, there's a ton. [01:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it on the news. [01:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a ton coming to Nashville [01:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: after rescue from a Virginia breeding facility. [01:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Around 200 lovable hounds have arrived [01:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: in Southern California shelters [01:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: after a rescue operation [01:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: at a Virginia laboratory breeding facility [01:11:15] [SPEAKER_02]: accused of animal abuse. [01:11:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's thousands of beagles in need of better home. [01:11:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They are so cute. [01:11:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Thousands? [01:11:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, yeah, there's 4,000. [01:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh man. [01:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: In Vigo, which bred dogs be sold to laboratories [01:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: for animal experimentation. [01:11:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I know but here's the thing. [01:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of puppies [01:11:33] [SPEAKER_02]: so they won't be there forever [01:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: because I follow Beagle Freedom [01:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: on Instagram and stuff [01:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: where they let them out of their cage [01:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and they've never had their foot on grass [01:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and some of them are like five or six years old. [01:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It takes them no time to adjust. [01:11:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so happy. [01:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so there's always time to still make it good [01:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but they didn't just go to Southern California. [01:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They went all over the country. [01:11:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So if you want a little Beagle, [01:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: now is the time to go get yourself. [01:11:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I wish I was not on the road so much. [01:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even going into the bad things [01:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: that were happening because it's too depressing [01:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: but now the first of those 4,000 dogs [01:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: and puppies have been removed. [01:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Despite the long day, the puppies perked up [01:12:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and immediately started bounding around their kennels [01:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and playing as soon as they settled in [01:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: for these resilient puppies. [01:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully their ear tattoos. [01:12:16] [SPEAKER_02]: See, we had an English center [01:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and he had a ear tattoo because he can't, [01:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: well no, he came from Rawston, Perina. [01:12:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He was not used for experiments. [01:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: He was used for photography. [01:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: He was a model. [01:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [01:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: He was like on the front of Perina dog chow [01:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: you're like, well who are those dogs? [01:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we got one when it was done [01:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: because my aunt worked there. [01:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: So they would say, [01:12:36] [SPEAKER_02]: well, we're done taking pictures of that one. [01:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You want it? [01:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: 4998. [01:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: His name was Cougott [01:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: because my dad was playing an album by Xavier Cougott [01:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: at the time the dog needed a name. [01:12:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, that's random. [01:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Is anything just easy in your house? [01:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing's quite that simple. [01:12:56] Rusty. [01:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [01:12:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The first transfer group contains 432 beagles. [01:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: They will be moved to Animal Shelters in Virginia, [01:13:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Wyoming and Southern California [01:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: and I know for sure Nashville. [01:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Future ones will go all across the country. [01:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We cannot say thankful enough. [01:13:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know really who rescued these people. [01:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really sure, but [01:13:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Priceless Pet Rescue has no kill animal shoulder. [01:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, for all the Beagle lovers out there, [01:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: it's a good day. [01:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And if you wanna go adopt one, [01:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: check your local listings. [01:13:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all my god. [01:13:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have all the information. [01:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on now. [01:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This is just a fun little podcast. [01:13:38] [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't about, I don't have all the information. [01:13:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what's fun about this show. [01:13:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I only give you some of it. [01:13:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You are on your own for the rest of it. [01:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But you do you. [01:13:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You know if you want a Beagle, [01:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: you wanna know more about the Brinks Truck Robbery? [01:13:54] [SPEAKER_02]: There's not much more in there [01:13:55] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I can tell you, but we're gonna, [01:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: if somebody gets away with that, [01:14:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna tell my dad he missed his call, [01:14:03] [SPEAKER_02]: he missed it. [01:14:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He missed the chance. [01:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Who knew they had semi trucks? [01:14:07] I didn't know. [01:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't either. [01:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of information in Google. [01:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I would never think I'd go to a flying J or a loves [01:14:13] [SPEAKER_02]: and see a Brinks semi. [01:14:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Do they say Brinks on this side? [01:14:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's super dumb. [01:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there should be a guy riding in the back. [01:14:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, there's no windows. [01:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: With a gun. [01:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: With a machine gun. [01:14:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean if you, this sounds like an inside job to me. [01:14:34] [SPEAKER_02]: 27 minutes you abandoned ship. [01:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: It's one thing if like, hey, [01:14:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta run and run and go to the bathroom. [01:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be super fast. [01:14:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I have explosive diarrhea, both of them. [01:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you both had explosive diarrhea, [01:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: you get back there for an hour. [01:14:50] [SPEAKER_02]: All right termites. [01:14:53] [SPEAKER_02]: You know the schedule. [01:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you out on the road. [01:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We're adding all kinds of fun dates. [01:14:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't wait. [01:14:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I really am excited to do New Orleans, [01:15:00] [SPEAKER_02]: but then we realized we booked it. [01:15:03] [SPEAKER_02]: On a Friday during Jazz Fest and I'm like, no we can't. [01:15:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're in the process of moving that. [01:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Because Jazz Fest, although I do, [01:15:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I would like to attend it. [01:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I do not wanna be working when that's [01:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: what everybody's doing and that's the main focus. [01:15:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And when it's New Orleans, it's Jazz Fest [01:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and then that's all they care about. [01:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: September 13th is when everything will get announced. [01:15:27] [SPEAKER_02]: What day of the week is that? [01:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: A Tuesday. [01:15:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You're announcing it on the podcast. [01:15:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday's Child is filled with grace. [01:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Grace. [01:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that it? [01:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I always said that and I think it's wrong. [01:15:37] [SPEAKER_00]: When a nice child has lots of place. [01:15:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You just made that up. [01:15:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't even know. [01:15:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday, what did Lindsey Buckingham had the song? [01:15:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday's Child is filled with grace. [01:15:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I looked at Lindsey's schedule, [01:15:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd go but I can't because I'm working every night. [01:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta go see Stevie's. [01:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna, because Stevie's on a Sunday. [01:16:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, whoa, I can go. [01:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, whoa, but it can't go [01:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: to your little Friday, Saturday shindigs. [01:16:06] [SPEAKER_02]: What those doughnuts do? [01:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: What? [01:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm taking these downstairs. [01:16:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [01:16:13] [SPEAKER_02]: My mom's gonna be so sad she left early. [01:16:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, she missed all the good shit. [01:16:18] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, termites. [01:16:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It's back to school termites. [01:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: God love ya for all the parents out there [01:16:25] [SPEAKER_02]: that your kids are gone. [01:16:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember drink was constantly, [01:16:28] [SPEAKER_02]: they're gone, have a beer. [01:16:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yay, they're back where they belong. [01:16:33] [SPEAKER_02]: And for all the, [01:16:36] [SPEAKER_02]: there's still t-shirts on the website. [01:16:37] [SPEAKER_02]: There's pubcast shirts. [01:16:40] We're doing pajama pants. [01:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not making pajama pants. [01:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're doing pajama pants. [01:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're not. [01:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go here. [01:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no. [01:16:48] The termites are like. [01:16:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody buys pajama pants. [01:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The only ones I buy is if I go to the practice [01:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: round at the Masters, [01:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: they have women's pajama pants. [01:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it here, you. [01:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very snotty. [01:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I said practice round. [01:17:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get to go to the real tournament. [01:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: This is still the same pants. [01:17:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. [01:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, termites. [01:17:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Back to school termites. [01:17:12] [SPEAKER_02]: So that means you're gonna be more alert [01:17:13] [SPEAKER_02]: when you're driving [01:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because I almost ran over a bunch of them. [01:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I forgot. [01:17:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what? [01:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Everything stopped here. [01:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, the children. [01:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The children are back in school. [01:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I almost flew through. [01:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't gonna hit anybody, [01:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't even close to kids [01:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: but I was on my side [01:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: which was not on the school side. [01:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, why is everybody poking along? [01:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go. [01:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So the children are back in school termites [01:17:36] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's still summer though. [01:17:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So have fun. [01:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Not everybody's back in school. [01:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe like some of these places [01:17:43] [SPEAKER_02]: where these kids have to go back to school so early. [01:17:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel sorry for the kids [01:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but then I'm sure the parents are like, woo woo. [01:17:49] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, that's it termites. [01:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Ready? [01:17:52] My turn.