Jon's Anniversary, Idiotic TikTok's and Goodwill Hunting!

[00:00:02] [SPEAKER_00] What you want, when you want it, where you want it. This is The MESH.

[00:00:10] [SPEAKER_02] Live! Ish. We are from Hickory and it is Tuesday, April the 15th and you're about to watch an all new Carolina Reeper show. This show is brought to you by Hendrick Honda of Hickory. Are you in the market for a new vehicle? How about a used vehicle? Go see my good friends at Hendrick Honda of Hickory and Goodwill. Shop at Goodwill. Feel good while getting great gifts. Goodwill is great for everybody.

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_02] And South in Your Mouth barbecue sauce. Grilling season is here. So good it'll make your head shake. Available at the Hickory Social House. Yes, alright, I say we get the show started. What do you say, Mark? I say do it. How about you, Mark? I'm excited, let's do it. How about you, Jack Attack? Alright, D. Allen Jackson, please!

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_02] Thank you. Thank you, Seth. Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth, thank you, thank you. What up, peeps? Welcome to the Carolina Reaper show. The PM Magazine from the Carolinas addicted to the crack corn. And this episode, I'm calling it the Wesley Snipes episode. Why is that? Well, it's April the 15th. That's tax day! So don't be a Wesley Snipes. Do your taxes. Don't go to jail. Okay, also, today is my wedding anniversary.

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_02] So happy taxiversary to me and boo thing. Jody, it's our two year today. And we got some idiotic TikToks we're going to laugh at. Plus my pal Mark Hunt sitting right here. So we're going to play Goodwill Hunting as we unbox gifts we got each other at a Goodwill. But first, answer me this. Leave it in the comments section. Guess what today is? Not just tax day. Not just my anniversary.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02] But what else is today?

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_04] Can you make a wild guess? Tie your shoe to a double knot day. Wow! I mean... Did you look up? No.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02] Just kidding, it's not that. No, it's dumb. It's national take a wild guess day.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. That was me during most of the school year. Huh? That was me during most of the school year.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. Multiple choice. It's dumb. It's a calculated risk to celebrate National Take a Wild Guess Day every year on April 15th. It might depend upon how you observe the day. Anyway, thanks for joining us. I'm excited that you're here. I'm excited that my friends are here. We're going to have a good episode. I say right out the gate, we watch some idiotic TikToks. What do you say? Watch them. TikToks. Jack, how are you? Are you okay?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, my eyes just started watering. Are you crying?

[00:03:28] No.

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_02] Baby. Do you have enough energy to get through today? Oh, yeah. Okay.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_04] He's been in school all day.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02] It's tough. I know, I know. And you've been to work all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I understand. I don't get mad when I see my friends randomly yawning at my shows. Thank you.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_04] You understand.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02] No, I get it. Because it's not just a boredom thing. If that was all it was, it's really like getting oxygen to your brain. It's a tired thing. You guys were at school, so I don't take it personally, but you better be watching. All right. Let's hit the share button. Let's watch some idiotic TikToks. This is what I do when I'm bored at home or on the road, and me and Jody will communicate. And I'll send them to Mark sometimes, too, to remind me to share it with you guys.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02] In no particular order, rhyme, or reason whatsoever. And mom, earmuffs. Some of these might contain salty language. So just know that. All right. All right. Let's watch some of the Alan Jackson. Let's get into it. Yeah, this one that you're playing with now, I have no idea the backstory whatsoever. But this is the kind of thing that I know you and I would laugh at.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_04] We can relate. We know these people.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_02] We know someone like this.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_02] And maybe we'll guess what the problem is. Go ahead, buddy.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_12] Oh, and don't run your truck by the road revenue motor like you some badass. Meet me face to face, one on one, buddy. Please, God. Win or lose, man. You better pack a lunch, buddy. It's going to be long. By the road revenue motor like you some badass. Meet me face to face, one on one, buddy. The way he pointed his face. Please, God. Meet me face to face. Win or lose, man.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02] You better pack a lunch, buddy. Look, the camera's shaking the whole time because he's that angry.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_04] Can you see that? Like somebody's pulled up the side of his trailer up there on the road.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02] Like you some badass.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_04] And he comes out and tries to run the guy that takes off. Right. That's going to be what it is.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02] It pisses you off. So it's that. And then let's also look at the way he says revving your motor. Redman. Like, pay attention to the way he says revving your motor. Let's one more time.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_12] It's going to be long. Oh, and don't run your truck by the road revenue motor like you some badass. Meet me face to face. He said revving with one syllable. Don't run your truck by the road revenue.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02] Rebbing.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_12] You better pack a lunch, buddy.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_02] Wasn't that a movie? The Rebbing. It's going to be long. Yeah. I like the. That's where the guy got attacked by, raped by a bear.

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_03] A bear, yeah.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_02] Leonardo DiCaprio. Yep.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_04] I like the movie The Rebbing. I like the Packer Lunch.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_02] You better pack a lunch.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_04] I like it. He goes, please God.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_02] He won't sound so bad.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_02] He is angry.

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_03] It wouldn't be classic if while he was doing it, the guy came up and revved. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_02] So I don't know anything about this dude. It would be worth following you. But here's what I did do. And you don't have to do this, Alan. But I thought, all right, let me go see what this dude's about. And I clicked on his profile. All of his videos. It's him cussing somebody out. Okay. And so maybe he did it one time and got a lot of attention. And now he just does it all the time. I don't know who he's yelling at. There are always different ones. Yeah, just pick one at random, Alan.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02] See what happens.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_12] You can try and make everybody on here on TikTok make a comment and say I'm crazy. But y'all tortured my soul, man. And used all of this media shit right here that's on my walls. Everywhere I go, all my camps that y'all are in against me. You can try and make everybody on here on TikTok make it.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_04] He's doing a lot of complaining.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_02] Yes, he's doing a lot. What's the most? 36,000. Let's see what that one is. Yeah. That one's got a lot of hits.

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_12] Know shit about walking away? I'm really going to come make you walk away. Not on media.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02] Now this one, he's in the house.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_12] Yeah.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02] So he's being quiet because his girlfriend.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_04] And kids are sleeping.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_02] They're sleeping. So this one's a little bit more intimate. Find one where he's outdoors and see if he's got where he can be loud.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_07] My gosh.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, he's got a lot. This is all he does.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04] He'd be a fun interview. We need to track him down.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_16] It's the same shirt. He's wearing the same thing in like 12 of them. Oh, so he must have made all these at one time. All in the same day.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Got enough material for two years. Oh, here's some more outdoor ones.

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_12] And if you really want to check it, his name's Chuck. And he's an ex-judge. And my best friend and I hope he's okay. Matter of fact, I think I'm fixing to call him.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_11] Okay, buddy, you call him.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02] He's an ex-judge.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_11] Judge Chuck.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02] That's just something you would hear someone like that say.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_12] Yeah. And I look at pictures of you every day, son. Don't think that I don't. I just been nervous to say anything.

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_16] Oh, no. I'm sorry.

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, no.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_16] I feel like I'm eavesdropping on this guy's therapy or something. Yeah.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_04] Did you see the comment?

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_02] This sounds like maybe he, I didn't see the comments, but like he's, this is like he accidentally uploaded these somehow. Like this was supposed to be just sent to one dude. And then somebody said, no, dad, I'm going to make fun of you.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. He made a day of it.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02] This appears to be his very first one.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_16] Let's check this out.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_12] Okay. You know, man, you can run that mouth all day. You threaten me. Show you the police on here. You know what, brother? You don't break me. And your day's coming, bro. What you've done me, it's coming, brother. It's wrong with you.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02] Okay.

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_04] He's got to be from here.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_02] His name is Gong for good.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, he's around here. He has to be. I know so many people just like him.

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_02] Granite Falls.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, probably up that way. Northern part.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_02] I wonder how we've got to reach out to him. We will. Mark? Just ask him what's got him so riled up today.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_16] Honestly, he does like 20 some of these a day.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_11] Wow. Golly.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_16] He wants to find everyone. He's the same shirt and hat.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_02] Huh. I wonder how old this guy is. 21. We've got to think with as much as he wants. I was going to say the same thing. He's had a hard life.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02] So he's aged quicker than normal. He looks like he could be 40, but he's probably 29.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_16] Probably. I would just feel bad if he thought he was just recording these on his phone and didn't realize it was like streaming.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Yeah. Or the persons he was sending it to are making fun of him and made an account all about the shit. Because maybe he's been obsessive about it.

[00:10:33] Yeah. It could be.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02] Either way, I would feel bad about it. But go back up to his very top of the profile page. I want to see what it says. You know, I'm just a nobody. I have nothing. But if I had it, I would give the help.

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_04] What?

[00:10:51] The help?

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_04] He would help if he could.

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_02] Let me try it again. You know, I'm just a nobody. I have nothing. But if I had it, I would give the help. You can go back and edit these things.

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. If I had it, I would give it to you.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_02] That's probably what he's trying to say.

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_03] No. Is the profile pic different than the video pic?

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, the profile pic looks like a young strapping fella. I wonder if that's who he was apologizing to earlier. Oh, maybe that's his son. That's why I felt bad. The one about the son. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I don't talk big about you every day because I do. All right. There's one that's pinned.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_16] Can I just play this one real quick?

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_02] Play the pin one. You might have to crank it if he's at home at night. I miss you, brother.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_12] I'm not just making video like I am. I'll see you both. Three or four. Very soon.

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_11] He said he's on his way. I'm not just making video.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_02] Hey, listen. That's good use of lighting.

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_11] Three or four.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02] Because if you want to be creepy and eerie, the way that he's not lit at first. And he kind of hits the light. His light half in his face shows up.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_08] Yeah.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_02] That's like a Sith Lord.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_03] That's a Star Wars character. Well, someone was saying in comment, apparently it's something about a DUI and had a kid in a car. But I don't know if that should sound.

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, yeah. All right, TikTok family. Let me read this one. All right, TikTok family. If you've made it this far, Brett got a DUI with his kid in the car and then got arrested a month later for reckless driving. He is blaming everyone else for his problems. And there's 16 replies under that. That's interesting.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04] We could make a whole show on this guy, I think.

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_02] How is, what's his name? Brett? Oh, no. Brett Scarred. All right. Let's move on. We'll find him. We're going to try to find him. Hey, Ball, Jack, homework. Get to know this guy. All right. I'm going to find out where he's from. All right. The only one, Jackson. It probably is Granite Falls. We'll play another one.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02] Now, okay, before I play this one, this is something that you and another friend of ours, Scott, would have done in high school. Okay. Where you pretend to be homosexual, possibly.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_02] And you hit on people that you know are homophobic. Right.

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_04] I did see this one. You saw this one? I did watch it. All right. Well, you sent it to me.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_02] You might have to crank it up, but let's hear it.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, yeah. You can see. Is your name? Yeah, Fred. What's wrong? Don't rush me for it. Don't rush me for it. Somebody gave me a single gun to come sing to you. A secret admirer paid me $50. To sing to who? To sing to you. I guess apparently he was so nice when they came, they was confusing. You helped them through it. And they just wanted to. I have no idea. I just get paid to do sangrams and I go all over. That was singing, Greg. Yes. You said your name Greg, right?

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_05] Fred. Fred. He probably was the Oz. Oh, Fred, you. You got what he needs. No, I don't go down like that. Fred, he want to be more than Fred. Fred, can I finish my song? I don't go down like that. You can go ahead and come. He want to be more than a friend. That's right. Fred, I think he's trying to get in. Oh, Fred, you. Got what ding-a-ling down me. It's time to go. It's time to go.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_05] Can you sign the paper? It's time to go. I ain't finished the song. It's time to go.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_14] I ain't finished the song. I ain't even finished the song yet.

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_05] It's time to go. You got what he needs. Somebody sign him a single grand. And I gotta finish it. He want to be more than a friend.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_10] Okay. Hey, bud. Hey, bud.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_05] Can you sign the paper so I can get the money? My $50? No, I'm just joking with you, man. It's a prank. I'm sorry. I came to talk to my sister, man. I'm sorry. It's a prank. I just came to make you smile, man. I apologize. No, I thought it was pretty good. He didn't think it was fun. I thought y'all calling. Sorry about that. I apologize.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02] I'm sorry. He's got a couple of them. He goes up to security guards, mostly, that are just not doing anything and just, like, flirts with them. And at first they don't know that he's really flirting because he hasn't outed himself in the beginning of the flirt. We'll be like, Oh, hey, there you is. What's going on over here? Look at you standing all sexy. And then he's like, huh? Look at them smiling. Look at that smile.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_11] Yeah.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_02] He just starts hitting on them. And they're like, some of them get flattered, some of them laugh, some of them get pissed like this guy. Yeah. Anyway, let's go to the next one, the Alan Jackson, see what we got. We got a bunch of these today. Okay.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_11] Oh, wow.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Jack, this is your generation, buddy. You have to explain yourself, about you. You have to explain your people to me.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_04] Or explain what he's saying. See if you could. This would be great.

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_02] I need you to tell me what he just said. Translate.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Hey, look, G.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02] Alan's going to hear one more. Okay. What did he say about that? He said something about, from the beginning,

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_06] he got his money up. Oh. And his whole crew got their money up as well.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02] I heard in their key to success. And he got a new truck. I heard diamonds on my neck. Rich. I heard key to success. We pour out here.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_04] But he rich. That's all I heard of you.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_02] He's rich. And they got something that he said on credit. Something on credit. Maybe. That's something on credit. They probably won't give him any loans or nothing.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_06] It sounds like that.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, don't think we got a word about credit, will you? Yeah, you're right.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03] You know what it reminded me of? It's almost like a gangster. You remember Nell with Jodie Foster?

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, Jodie Foster. Yeah. Eep-a-tay-pa-toe-pa-tay. Yeah. All right, one more time. Let's see if you can find the key to success. Diamonds on my neck. Pour it here. And then at the very end, does he say credit? I got it on credit.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_01] Go ahead. Hey, look, G. I told you from the beginning you can get like this. Diamonds on my neck and I conquer the neck. On my mother, I came up, put it in the night. Got the key to success. Key to success. Rich. Sheet. Just buy these trucks. We pull out here.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02] We pull out here.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_01] Whole crew. Much spend work. Got that shit on quick. Got that shit on quick.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_06] I think he got it quick, maybe. But he got it on quick? That's just like, I don't know.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_04] Got that shit on quick.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_06] He's obviously not very smart, so.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_04] I mean, look at him. I don't know. He will get a job. 20. Sure. Nowhere.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_02] That guy, listen, the way the future's going, Mark. I mean, look at the Island Boys. That's an Island Boy or he'll be a greeter at Walmart.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_04] Have you seen the Island Boy? I'm sorry to break, but one of them had a baby and everybody's come out.

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, one of the Island Boys. Jack, do you know the Island Boys?

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_09] Yeah, didn't they like make out with each other?

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, did they? The Island Boys.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_04] One of them had a baby and everybody's talking about how ugly it is and he gets gist.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_02] Jody told me about that.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_02] She goes, yeah, she told me about the baby and she said that people are saying it's not a pretty baby.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_04] He's got the filter thing on too. Yeah.

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_02] But this might be it. Today's the day my first boy is born. He is here. I hope you get to see the baby in this.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_06] I think it's right there.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02] That's where?

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_06] To the right.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, right to the... Oh, there he is. There's that. There's that kid right there. I didn't see a baby. It's down... Get back to that. It's on the recommended.

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_05] It's on his...

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_04] It was on his wall a while ago. Yeah. And the baby is right there.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, is it here? Scroll now. Scroll up. This one? Yeah. Oh, there he is. Caravan. Let's see if we can...

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_10] They say if your baby was born with red patches called stored bites on the back of their neck, forehead, or eyelids. They were kissed by an angel before coming into the world.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_04] Show us the face.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_10] They say if your...

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, we got to find one with the face.

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_02] Now we have to see the baby's face. You ever seen Total Recall? The first one? With Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_04] Robot thing. He was a robot.

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_02] No. I mean, there were probably some robots in there.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_16] This one?

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. Bottom, bottom. Right there.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Okay.

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_06] Why do you never hold his neck properly? I always hold his neck properly. It's cute. You're tripping. I don't know what you're talking about. He gets so bad. And look at him. He's all blinged out. I don't got to hold his neck properly. He's blinged out. He's just that guy. Is he riding a bicycle? Just like his daddy.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. I mean... I don't think it's that ugly in this video. It's just a...

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_04] He looks like a dinosaur or something. It doesn't look right.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02] It doesn't look normal. His eyes are a little droopy, but... I don't know. He can fix that, maybe. Now his dad, on the other hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's some issues. Well, how come the baby didn't come out with any tattoos on it?

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_04] I'm sure he'll have one before he's five.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02] I just hope that Laney's baby doesn't look anything like that. We went to go do an ultrasound the other day, and we've seen it. Yeah, you can see it. It's cute. All right, let's do the next one. Oh, yes. This one made me L-O-L. Here we go.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_13] I don't need your fucking help, bitch. I do this every... Every fucking day, I live like this, okay? Hold on. I don't need your fucking help, bitch. I do this every goddamn thing. He says, well, hold on. Every fucking day, I live like this, okay? Well, hold on. He don't even listen to his own. It's himself.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, Lord.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_02] Well, hold on.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_04] That dude is behind the wheel.

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Wow. And they said, can I help you? And he's, I don't need your help. Yeah. Yeah. He, uh... What do you reckon that was? That's straight up beer or alcohol.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, that's wine, I bet. Could be wine. Vodka.

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_02] It's alcohol.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, he's in bad shape.

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. He needs to... Well, right when he gets out of the car, you can see his legs... Crisscross. ...kind of do a crisscross thing. One more time, man. Watch his legs as soon as he gets out.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_03] It was almost like his legs were asleep.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_13] Okay, hold on.

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, they're already crisscrossed.

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_13] I don't need your fucking help, bitch.

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_02] Barefoot.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_13] Barefoot. Barefoot. Okay? Every fucking day, I live like this. Okay?

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_02] Well, hold on. Wow.

[00:22:44] I'm sorry.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_02] All right. We'll be done with that one. Yeah, his legs are kind of messed up at the beginning. All right. One more? Oh, this one will warm your heart, guys. Okay? I imagine this is in an Asian country. I don't know where. But two kids breakdance fighting. And they got their backpacks on. And they don't know they're being filmed. This is great.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02] And they're good. I wish I could have done that back in the day. Look at that. Nope. Okay, son. Oh! Doing the backflips.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_02] Good stuff. That was good. Where do you think that was? Thailand. You think it was Thailand? China. I'm going to say, did you read ahead or something?

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_04] Japan. I did not. I just could tell by the way.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_02] I want to say Japan maybe, but who knows.

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_04] Do you know that?

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_02] Korea.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_04] Which one? South.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_02] South. Yeah. Yeah, nothing gets out of north. They can't have fun there. They can't have fun there. They can't dance. That's illegal. It's like footloose over there.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_03] So we see that your end zone movement has influenced abroad.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_02] No, I was never that good.

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03] They took it and expanded it.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_02] I could never do the windmill or that handstand.

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_03] Or the backflip.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_02] I couldn't do any of that. I couldn't do a backflip.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_04] You were more of a worm man.

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_02] What kind?

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_04] Worm man.

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. I was good at the worm and some popping and locking, but that's as far as good.

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_04] I just wonder if that's still...

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_16] We're going to get your mic.

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_04] Hey.

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_16] Do I just ignore you in this moment? Yeah, just ignore me. Just pretend like I'm not here. Okay. Can I get your mic packed?

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Keep talking. I don't know. I hear a noise. Do you guys hear anything?

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_14] Nah.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. So today is tax day. I didn't mention that at the beginning. Did you pay your taxes, Marcus?

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_04] I didn't have to pay.

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_02] You get taxes.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_04] I get a little bit of money back. Not much.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_02] Have you got your check back?

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_04] No. I didn't file like a week ago, I think.

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_02] Okay.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_04] What about you? Ball?

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_02] Taxes.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03] The retirement and disability is non-taxable.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_02] So that means...

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_03] He don't have to file.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02] You don't have to file, even. I know you don't have to pay, probably, but... Do you get anything?

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_03] Well, I got a file as far as the retirement, but there's no estate taxes and stuff, so I virtually get everything back. And then the...

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_02] Are you supposed to leave that out? Sorry.

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_03] But then the state, because of my disability and stuff like that, the disability is a non-taxable benefit.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_02] That's great. Jack?

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_09] There you go.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_04] I don't have any taxes. He don't have a job.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_09] Yeah, he don't have a job. Yeah, I'm about to get a job, though.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_04] Where you want to get a job at?

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_09] I'm going to try to get a job at the marina.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04] Okay. I can see him here.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, Lake Hickory? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_04] Filling up gas. I need to go there.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_02] Mm-hmm. Sandbar? Is it? Wait, do they have food there?

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_04] No.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Oh, any place. Most of them do. Yeah, you need to go there. I mean, summer's here. All right. Also, happy anniversary to my wife, Jody, who's watching at home. Love you. You know what we're going to do?

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_07] What?

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_02] Me and Jody. For our second. So, you know, the first year, I don't know if you know these things. I know everything. You're romantic. But the first year, the first wedding anniversary, you're supposed to get something paper. Which, you know, these are things you find out once females tell you what you're supposed to get them. Second year, I'm not sure what it is. What is the second wedding anniversary?

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03] It's cotton, traditionally.

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_02] Cotton? Yes, sir. Oh, look at some Q-tips. Where are y'all getting this from? I didn't make it up. All you got to do is research the stuff. You've never known it in any of your marriages?

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_04] I've only had one. Oh, yeah, yeah. A very long one. Yeah. No, I didn't know that. She didn't tell me. That's why it didn't work. That's exactly why it didn't work.

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_02] Jack, you don't know. You're too young to know these things. Ball, did you know any of these?

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03] No. I mean, I knew first, fifth, tenth. Yeah, those are the big ones. I didn't know. Second.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02] We're going to go to Iron Thunder. That's the restaurant slash backer bar that we met.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. That wasn't long after I told her that. Yeah, I told her that. Anyway, she told me right after y'all met. I said, John said he loves me. And I said, I wouldn't pay much attention to that. Because that's when I was single, you were single. Yeah. We were going to start running.

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02] You were sort of protecting her because you were thinking, well, he's just going to...

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_04] I wanted you to run with me. Run with you. Yeah. I like going out with you and getting attention. So that was short-lived. Yeah. But I ended up being wrong. And I'm glad. Yeah. Happy anniversary.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02] Thank you, buddy. All right. Look, we got a lot of show left to do. I'm going to read your comments when we come back. Got some mail here. We got a Reap's Peep of the Week. And we got Good Will Hunting to play. So, you know what I'm saying? Don't go anywhere. Don't you shut your peepers. We'll be right back with more Carolina Reapers. Hello, everybody. Look who it is.

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_02] Captain John Reap. I'm back, baby. We're going cruising again. That's right. Not just me, but my buddy, Justin Clyde Williams. Brandy Vlody's. And you and your friends. This time we're going to Coco Cay and Nassau. We're doing stand-up comedy, country music, and karaoke. And we want you to come. But now you're thinking, well, when is it, John? When is this cruise?

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02] Well, we came up with something to help you remember the date. Show them, buddy.

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_09] It's going to be a hit one day. Y'all pay attention.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_14] Johnny, Johnny, who can I turn to? Talking about Johnny Poovy, the cruise director. I got some buddies. Let's book a cruise. Me and you and him and anybody. I know you've had Reap's Peeps on the water before. That we did. It was a blast. But this time we want to do something more. More. Oh, it's going to be big. Tell them. Johnny, I got your number.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_14] I'm up to the screen. Who is it? 2-2-6-2-0-2-6. 2-2-6. That's the date. 2-2-6. February 26, 2-0-6. 2-0-2-6. Booker Cabin. 2-0-2-6. That's 2026.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_14] 2-0-2-6. It's actually like a... All right.

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_02] So, did you get the date? Jot that down. Booker Cabin. It's going to be big. It's going to be fun. There you go. Are you going to go to this one?

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, I'm going.

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, I'm going. All right. Let's read some comments from last week. Last week was talking about dire wolves, Marcus. You weren't here. Have you heard of a dire wolf?

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_04] I saw the... Yeah, I heard about this. Yeah. Made a new dog. Or an old dog.

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_02] Wolf. A wolf, yeah.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_04] That was around a long time ago. Yeah.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_02] Correct. 10,000 years ago. Brought it back. It's 99.9% dire wolf.

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_04] How do we know? How do we know that's what it looked like back then? Do we have pictures 10,000 years ago?

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_02] Wait a second. Were there cameras 10,000 years ago? No way. Did we draw pictures of a dire wolf?

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04] Did they draw the picture on like a rock wall or something? How do we know what a dire wolf looks like?

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_02] Here's how we know. They took the DNA of these old bones. Fossils. Yeah, fossils. Yeah. And they extracted that DNA and they mixed it with like a regular wolf. But they got the DNA down to where it's like 99% mostly that fossil's DNA. And then this thing pops out. Scary. So that's how we know what it looked like. Okay. Thank you. Does that make sense? Nope. Absolutely. Jingle Fangs. He says, it's a wolf that makes tie-dye shirts.

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02] Dire wolf? Hmm. What is that?

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_04] I get it.

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_02] Die?

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_04] Dire wolf? Tie-dye. Tie-dye.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_02] Tie-dye wolf. I never got, I swear to God, I did not get that until y'all helped me.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_04] And you still read it.

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, because I didn't know. I wanted to try and figure it out. You're focusing on this. Thank you. Bones, triple X. I'm sure I'll see one in the back of my truck somewhere now. Yeah. Don't kill it. Collects wolves. He'll kill it. No, that's, I forgot which one of our fans is a wolf guy.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, that's Bob Haynes. That's not bones.

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. Yeah. Sherwood Hamilton. Dire wolf sounds like a wrestler nickname. Yes, it does. Jingle Fangs. Beowulf fought Grendel and there was an arm ripped off or something. That's about all I remember. Also, wolf blitzer. Another type of wolf. I was like, how many wolves are there? And then wolf blitzer. Thank you, Jingle Fangs. Rick Sanford III. Nope. And why is he dressed like Terrence Trent Darby?

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_02] He was talking about, oh God, what's his name with the harmonica? Corey Feldman. Yeah. Corey Feldman, we showed a funny TikTok of him playing a harmonica. We couldn't tell if it was him or somebody had it. Probably. Yeah. But he was dressed like, do you know Terrence Trent Darby?

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_04] I do not. Do you know who it is?

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. Just say if you know or don't know. I don't know. Jack.

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_06] I'm looking them up right now.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_02] Moose, do you know who it is?

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_05] I don't.

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. One hit wonder. He had a song called Wish and Well. Wish me love, a wish and well to kiss and tell.

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_15] Oh, wish and well to fall and find the pain. Come on. Wish me love, a wish and well to kiss and tell. Oh, wish and well.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_02] That's not him. That's a commercial. But yes, Terrence Trent Darby. I thought he was kind of like going to be the, I'm like a seal-esque mixed with the guy's American Woman.

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_04] Good looking dude. He looks like the, what's the two guys that we're not really singing? Millie Vanelli. Millie Vanelli. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_03] Millie Vanelli. He was the baby brother.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_02] But he could actually sing. This is a good song, by the way. Dressed like Trent Darby. You remember Wish and Well, don't you, Terrence? Yeah. Trent Darby. No, I'm a big fan.

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_07] Yeah.

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_02] Yes. All right. Let's read another one. Diana Dollar. I will never forget seeing him in one of the morning shows, which is about the time I stopped watching any of them talking about Corey Feldman. Yeah, he's a weirdo. Rick Sanford III. Kawasaki. That's where we were going to go eat. It's a restaurant here in town. It's a restaurant here in Hickory. I think it's everywhere. How did Rick know that?

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_16] What was that comment referring to? I'm trying to. I don't know.

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_09] The thing, the robot thing, the robot horse thing.

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, yes. Kawasaki. Yeah. That is so crazy.

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_02] Yes. There's a robot horse now.

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_04] Okay. That you could ride?

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Apparently, some Kawasaki.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_03] Kawasaki, yeah.

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_02] Made a, and he called it Kawasaki. I like that, Rick. And that's also, Rick, random. It's a restaurant that we were supposed to eat at the other night. Couldn't. But it was too packed. Couldn't get in until nine and we're old.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_16] I like looking at these comments and trying to figure out exactly what they were referring to in this episode. Yeah. It's great.

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_02] Shane Flynn Outdoors. I have seen these in person.

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_04] You don't know.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_16] The robot horses?

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_04] I hope so.

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_16] Don't remember. I mean, if he has, that's awesome. Yeah.

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_03] It could be. I think when he made that comment, I'm almost sure we were talking about the, we were talking about wolves in general. Oh. And the wolf that they use to splice the DNA with. Ah. The real wolf. Yeah. Regular wolf. All right.

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_02] All right. Bones, triple X again. It's legal to be drunk on a horse in North Carolina with an open beer. I've heard that. Yeah. But I love that because you're not the one real. I mean, well, you can make a case because if it's a trained horse and you've got the reins and you're controlling it. So that's your brain, but it has its own brain, which means as long as it's not drunk and you're riding it, it's not, that should be fine, right?

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03] How much trouble you can get? It's only one horsepower.

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_02] It's only one horsepower.

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_04] Or can the horse, they give the horse a sobriety test if it's going.

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. The horse. It's not your fault. Right. It's the horse. But a horse, I mean, they're, they're, they would have to drink a lot of beer to even blow.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. Yeah. A little bit more than we would probably.

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_02] I have to be rigid. All right. Jingle things. You'd think you'd have been embarrassed to post that. Talk. Did you see this video of this guy on a boat who got mad at another guy on a boat? Saw that. So we, we, we played that. We dissected it. And the younger person who called out the other guy who was with three other dudes used the word bro like 20 times.

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_04] Bro, come on, bro. Bro. Hey, bro. Bro. He didn't want any trouble, did he? Didn't he kind of like, well, he didn't want to fight nobody.

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_02] No, but which is why he shouldn't have run his mouth. Right. Yeah. Exactly. This is called F around and find out. Right. You know, and I've, I've read some of the comments back and they're, and they were telling me about like marine time law and ocean rules. And I'm like, dude, no one gives an F about that. If you're mad and someone wants to fight, you think, well, technically, according to the bylaws, they're going to whip your ass, dude. They don't care about your stupid maritime laws, you know? Yeah.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_02] But, so it's funny how in this room we were all kind of on the side of the captain because the kid kind of started it.

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_04] I saw another interview about that. One of the guys that was on the boat. I apologize. One of the guys on the boat said they'd been drinking all day. They didn't catch any fish. And that's kind of what set him off too.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_04] No fish and drinking.

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02] But the kid could have stopped the escalation by saying, sorry guys. Oh yeah.

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_04] Earlier. Yeah.

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_02] And so he kept saying, what are you going to do, bro? What you want to do? Saying, what do you want to do is like, bring it on.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_04] It is. Yeah.

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_02] All right. Do you know what that bring it on is? Let's fight. Yeah.

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, he definitely enticed the situation.

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. So had he not said, what are you trying to do? What do you want to do? Yeah. Probably not. I got that. Anyway. Ken Bolin, it's daylight. And he said he had no lights on. Yeah. I don't know the rules, but apparently the kid was like yelling at the older guy, the captain, because his lights weren't on. And the whole time it was daylight. So what are we doing here? Bones XXXL. Oh no. He got one size bigger. Or maybe that's an accidental L I put in there.

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_02] Older man should have kept his cool. It wasn't necessary. And I also agree with that. He could have also easily just said, ah, some stupid kid, move on with my life. But yeah. Deers, I'm not catching fish. And then being challenged by somebody in front of your bros, bro. Bro.

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_16] Come on, bro. Like somebody said bro to me just a couple days ago. I about lost it. I mean, I was really like on edge just after this story. That's kind of like cost money. Can you give me the scenario? I think I was at a store. It was like I was asking for some help, like a Lowe's hardware type of place. Was it a younger person? Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And he's like, oh yeah, bro. I got you. I'm like, no, no, no. Don't do that. You can't bro. We need a little bit of respect.

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_16] Can you bro up like that age-wise? I mean.

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_02] Bro up. This kid needs a bro up.

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_04] It's kind of like calling somebody buddy. Some people take that the wrong way. Some people don't like buddy. Up north buddy is a fighting word.

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03] See, that's that generational thing. We just don't have that bro code handbook.

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, bro, to me, you can't call, a younger person can't call an older person bro. It's a disrespect. It's like, you don't get to do that. You don't know me good enough to call me bro. I'm not, you know. I'm not on your level. I've been around a lot longer. Pow. Huh? Pow?

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_04] Pow. Pow. You're asking about pow. Yeah, pow's a tough kid.

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_02] If you go look at someone and tell like we're in the same age group, you can maybe bro, you can maybe pal, but I wouldn't go up to a senior citizen, hey bro.

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03] Gotta know your audience.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_16] And that's basically what this young kid was doing. I was old enough to be senior citizen compared to him.

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_02] Yes. What about Jack?

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_16] That's what I'm saying.

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_04] Do you guys still do the bro?

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_02] It's a disrespect thing.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_04] You guys still do the bro?

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_02] I mean, yeah.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04] You and your age group? Yeah.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_02] It's bro right now. Right now, bro is hot. Like man or dude. Guy.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03] Back in the day we had guy. And even with the military, we do a lot of where we call each other brothers and stuff like that, but we do the full contents of the word.

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_16] Yeah. I don't mind brother. Huh?

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_03] Brother.

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_16] Somebody said to me, hey brother, I got you.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02] Brother's nice.

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_16] I like brother. I'm okay with that.

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_02] I like that one.

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_03] There's a level of respect with how it's put out.

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_02] Right. Yeah. So be careful with your bros. Yeah. Okay?

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_04] Especially with older people.

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Ken Bolton. It probably started with him trying to advise him that he should have lights on on the water in low light conditions to avoid getting hit by other boats. Yeah. Maybe. But then he won too many bros. That's all it is. He's supposed to have that. Once you say, what are you trying to do? Then I will show you. Yeah. Let me get close to you. Yeah.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_04] That's asking for it.

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Chris Cunningham. Whatever happened to the episode that was AI doing comedy on Plainfield, Indiana, but there was no sound or the video didn't upload correct? Did we talk about that on AI one time? We may have. Chris, I'm not sure. I'll go back and look. Plainfield, Indiana was a while ago.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_15] Yeah.

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_16] I'm not sure, Chris. I think that might have been something we talked about before we had to go on hiatus.

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_02] I remember doing a, like I actually had AI do a bit about Plainfield. Yeah. And I read it on the show, but I didn't record it. So I don't know. All right.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_03] Let's move. I think you referred to it like three weeks ago or something like when you come back, but it was just a reference. I don't know that you posted it.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Plainfield, Indiana was a while back. Yeah. That was like two, three months ago. Okay. Anyway, guess who's reaps? Peep of the week is. Who is it? Guy named Daryl. Daryl. Oh, Daryl. Daryl, thank you for all the comments, everybody. Daryl. Oh. It's not planned.

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_16] Daryl.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02] Daryl, we love you. We thank you for subscribing.

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_16] I love how we're showing his YouTube channel that has no videos. No videos. Nothing. One subscriber. You know what that tells me, though? One subscriber, which is probably Daryl himself.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_02] Right. What that tells me is Daryl likes me from some other platform. Yeah. Yeah. And knows that the only way he can get in the comment section is if he logs into an account.

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_16] Yeah. So he's a dedicated YouTube user just for his show.

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_02] Right. He's just a John Reap fan who was forced to go to YouTube. I can't even get on YouTube.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_16] See? Daryl, look at that. I can't. I don't know my password.

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_02] There'll never be a Reap's peep of the week.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_16] I take back anything I said joking about Daryl. He did as good in my book. Yeah. That's why he was subscribing.

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_02] See? Look at here. I spit it positively. He was sticking them on Jackson over there. No, Daryl, at Daryl slash UB1YI. Now, what does that part mean? Right? So, look, we're showing his YouTube page. Y'all go show him some love. Go subscribe to Daryl. Tell him Reap sent you. Tell him to post a video for crying out loud. You know?

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_10] Daryl, a pro pop pick or something.

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Up one E. Yeah. Yeah. Daryl with a Y and one L.

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_07] Hmm.

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_02] And then a dash UB1YI. UB1I. YI. I don't know. Okay. Well, thank you, Daryl. Appreciate you. That one cheering button. I hit the same one. It's not cheering. Daryl, give me four seconds, Daryl, and then I'll get a different. I had it muted. Oh, so it is doing something. Here we go. Hang on, Daryl. All right. Daryl, everybody.

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_04] Appreciate you, Daryl.

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_02] While we're here, let's read. I got this letter, this card in the mail. Is that real wax? It's a real wax? Oh, yeah. That's what Samantha does. She actually has a stamper wax thing.

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_04] Nobody does that anymore. Back in the 1800s. You sit there and break the wax to sit there and open it up? Yeah.

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_02] You can get those kits, though. When I visited Jolly Old England one time, I bought one at a gift shop. I love them. It's pretty cool. I rarely use it, though. Samantha uses it because she's a card person, which we appreciate. I always love her cards. John Reap and the Reaper Podcast. Care of. Here we go. I bet you never thought you would have grown up to be a grumpy old bastard. But here you are, killing it. Happy birthday. This is my birthday card.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_04] That's the place to fly off. It didn't do it. I think it's been sitting here too long. Yeah. It lost its elasticity. Wait a minute. Your birthday was in March.

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, so maybe this. I'm just now getting this across my desk. I don't know. Could have been. I'll see if you can get me to play with that.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, thanks.

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_02] Congratulations to getting one year closer to yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Happy birthday. Warm regards, Lewis. And thank you guys very much. Appreciate you. All right.

[00:45:54] All right.

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_02] Let's get on the last segment, man. Are you excited?

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_04] Always excited about Goodwill. I love Goodwill. That's my favorite store. Yep. I'm there at least once a week. Love it. Actually, this t-shirt I've got on. Because somebody said, you look good red. And I don't have any red. I've got like all black shirts. Went to Goodwill and found a red t-shirt. You know what? But I did find out it's got a magic marker stain on it.

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_02] Just tell people you're a painter in your spare time.

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_04] It's okay. I wore this to work today.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_02] It looks good. Red does look good on you.

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_04] Thank you.

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_02] That's why I bought it. You know what it is? Do you have a little bit of sun on you? Like a little bit right here on the nose and the cheeks? Probably a little bit. Yeah. You with a little bit of a sun-kissed look with the red. Here we go.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_04] I think I'm going to go all red all the time. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You could be an NC State fan. Got this there. Love Goodwill.

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_02] We do love Goodwill. Oh, by the way, real quick. Carpenter bees. What do you know about them?

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04] I hate them. They drill holes in your wood deck. Wood deck doors. I never.

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_02] I didn't know it was a thing.

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, they'll bore you in there.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_02] You never knew? I mean. Have you got some? Yeah. Okay. So, Jody and I were sitting outside. Tennis racket.

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_04] Make a game of it. Cut him with a tennis racket.

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, we should get one at Goodwill. You've got one over here. There's one in the pile. I was going to do it next week. You can see what I said. Yeah, I've been funny. Whoopsies. Sorry. But yes, we have what I believe is a carpenter bee, which I didn't even know was a real thing. I mean, I did not know. I just never entered my life. We're sitting on the couch outside and we're playing the radio. And she's like, do you hear that? I'm like, no, what are you talking about? She's like, you don't hear that? I'm like, no. I paused it.

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_02] And then I heard. I heard. Yeah. Oh, I know. I heard this. Yeah. Eating the wood. And I'm like, what is that? And I put my ear up and I'm hearing like, holy crap. Something is inside of this wooden beam.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02] And then I look on this side and I see it is a perfect round hole. Perfectly round hole. How do they do that? It is not like, no jaggeds on it. Beautiful. No angles. It is, thank you, perfectly round hole. It looked like it was someone drilled it. It does. I'm like, and I saw a little wood shaving.

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_04] You can see him coming out. Yeah. Working at it.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. He was in there. And apparently, I saw a text, Patrick Murphy, the guy who's on my fence. I said, I think I've got termites. He goes, those aren't termites because that's treated wood. They don't eat treated wood. I said, oh. And then we started Googling. Jerry goes, it's a carpenter bee because I've seen them. They look like, they're about the size of bumblebees. Look like a bee. Yeah. Look like a bumblebee.

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_03] They're a little bit bigger than bumblebee. Yeah. I've never seen them be aggressive, but they'll get in that wood and they'll just pour into it.

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_02] And they're just, yeah, they're just drilling holes. Anyway. It's an art. It is an art. I kind of don't want to kill them. I know. But I need my fence. How can we talk to them? Like, go away.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_04] Go to the neighbor's house. Go over there.

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_02] There's better wood over here. It's not treated. I've got this stump over here. Get rid of this stump. I know. Why don't they do stumps? They probably do.

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_04] It's always your lumber that you pay $75 a foot for.

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_03] Let's play the game. I might have to put some of that sauce on there. This sauce? Yeah. That entice them to eat the stump.

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, right. On the stump. Get them to go over there. That's a good idea. Season it for them. I did see they don't like citrus. So that does not have citrus in it. They make cages.

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_04] They make traps for them.

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. That's what Patrick said. I've got to get a trap. All right. Let's give some... What we do here is his real name is not Mark Stamos. It's Mark Hunt. And what we do in this next segment is we go to a Goodwill and we hunt for gifts for each other for five bucks or less. And we exchange it on the show. It's Justin Clyde Williams can tell you all about it. Check it out, Justin. Tell them, buddy.

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_09] You got a five dollar bill. You don't need no more. Shopping for a pair of khakis because you've got to go to court. There's a bow hunting trophy makes you think about your buddy. That's the hunting that you don't need a license for. You're Goodwill hunting. Goodwill hunting. Goodwill hunting. I ain't talking about the film starring Jason Bourne.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_09] Just being thoughtful while you're shopping at your second hand store. You're Goodwill hunting. Happy hunting.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02] All right. Thank you, Justin Clyde Williams. All right. I will go first.

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_04] You go first.

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_02] So the gift has to mean something.

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_04] Yep. Goodwill bag. They do not have plastic bags anymore. You have to purchase a Goodwill bag. Right?

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_02] Yes. I've been trying to tell you this many times.

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_04] No, every time I go out for getting my bag. Don't say have to. Well, if you want to carry it out.

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_02] Because it sounds negative. Just say you get to purchase one of these. You got to buy a bag. We're trying to make Goodwill look good. And every time you're like, oh, you got to buy a bag now. No, I'm not. That sounds negative. We're trying to get them to sponsor.

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_04] Well, it's either you carry it out in your hand or you get a buy bag.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_02] Or you can buy one. A nice one like this. And keep it. You don't have to purchase any more. I love my Goodwill bag. I should have paid more for it. I love you, Goodwill. See, let's do it. Okay. I got you this because you're a good cook. You've been cooking things recently. You made a nice steak the other day, which I love. But I want you to try other things.

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_02] And summer's coming up. It's grilling season. Got it. And I know you love beer. I got you two gifts. One is to cook me something. And the other one is for you. Well, you just figure it out. Okay. I got this for you. All righty. Let's pull it out. What is in here? Bam!

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_04] Look at that. Carolina Tar Heel $3 cup. Yep. So it's probably one of those you put in a freezer in it.

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, that little gel in there freezes. Beer. It's a frosty mug. You'll have a frosted mug of the school that you love.

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_04] I use those a lot. Yeah. I put bad beer in real cold glasses and it makes it taste better.

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_04] All right. All right. We've got a nifty poultry shield.

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_02] Yep. Nifty poultry shield.

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_04] Roasting. The secrets in the shield. So it was 50% off. Yep. When they bought it from $6.99. Marked it down. But they had it for the same price.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_02] Did they? I don't even look at that, to be honest with you. I look at this stuff. Nifty poultry shield. Let me read it. Yeah, get in there. Shut everybody. Roasting. Look at this. What does a nifty poultry shield do for you? Keeps the poultry moist.

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_04] So how do you, I mean, what are you, what are we doing with it?

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_02] It keeps the stuffing from drying out. Oh, it's a stuffing holder. It holds the legs in place and you don't have to lace it. No more lacing. Oh, you don't have to tie. You hold your legs up. Yeah, this looks like a medieval torture device. Look at the pictures on the back of this thing. Can y'all see that? Like, this is something they would do, like if you were a prisoner of war, to your legs and your innards.

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_04] Legs and innards.

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_02] Then tie your legs up and put this in your anus and then just fill it full of corn. God. Poor chicken. Yeah. Anyway, I need you to use this. I will. Yeah, figure it out. You bought it.

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_04] And cook for me in my house. It's a roasting breakthrough. The secrets in the shield. Yeah. Thank you. That's the secret.

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_02] Thanks, buddy. I mean, congrats. Thank you. I hope you like your gift. All right. I'm saying thanks because he's going to cook for me using the shield.

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_04] I can figure it out. Use the shield. Tricky looking. All right.

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, my God. Let's do it.

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_04] All right. Ready? It's wonky. It is wonky. Go ahead. Hold it. The name of your tour you're doing when you're out on the road now, what are you calling this thing?

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, Popsicle.

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_04] Popsicle.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_02] Yes.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_04] Okay.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_02] Okay.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_04] A name after my dad. Yeah. So there's something there for that.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_11] Okay.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_04] And then I've got something there for me to use, I think, when I come over. Oh. You do like what I cook for you. Oh. Grill for you. Holy crap. So this will go to me. Food oriented. Once I come over and cook for you. Yep.

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_02] Okay.

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_04] Popsicle, food oriented, kind of like what you got me, but not.

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_02] Let's see what's this big one right here. Oh, here we go. Stuffed burger kit. Look at that. Stuffed burger kit. Yeah. Burgers in there? Yeah. It's got these little containers. You just smash the meat up in there. You can put cheese. You can put whatever.

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_04] Smash burgers are pretty popular now.

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_02] You can make like a smash burger, put it inside this thing, and it, yeah, you just do like that. It doesn't melt, I guess. You put it in the cage.

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_02] Well, I'm going to have to try this because I do have a grill. You do have a grill. I do like burgers. My mom, for my birthday, got me Omaha Steaks. Really? Yeah. Let me know when they come in. They came in? Yeah, they're steak burgers. I got some steak burgers. Did you get any fillets? I already ate them. Ah, damn it. Oh, I see what you did there.

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_04] Popsicle for Popsicle.

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_02] Popsicle maker. I wonder what this part's for, this little. I don't know. That is odd. Maybe you could drink it once it melts or something. I don't know what that part's for.

[00:55:47] [SPEAKER_04] If you don't want to wait for it to freeze, you drink it.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_02] Huh. Maybe. Would you have known what this is had I not told you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, my mom used to make them. Yeah, see? Yeah, you could, well, you could make... Liquor. Yeah, yeah.

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_04] Liquor sickles. Liquor. Liquor cycles.

[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_02] That's what he calls a moped.

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_04] Popsicles.

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_02] It's a liquor sickle.

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_04] That is.

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_02] Some kind of moped. Your dad has a moped? That's what my dad says.

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_04] Liquor sickle.

[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. We've had so many DUIs.

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_02] You lost your license, they own a moped, liquor sickle. But, yeah, maybe I'll make these because someone's around the corner. We'll have a good time. Thank you, Marcus. Of course. And that is how we play Good World Hunting, Good World Hunting, Good World Hunting. All right. Thanks, everybody, for watching. I hope you had a good time. Don't forget to do your taxes. Yeah. Might be too late by now.

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_04] You can get an extension. You can get an extension. That's right. All right.

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_02] Today's also National Laundry Day, so make sure you do that. National Glazed Spiral Ham Day. Anyway, come see me on the road. My next gig will be in Cherokee, North Carolina at the Comedy Zone and Harrah's Casino. That's on the 23rd, actually. Then 24th, Cornelius, North Carolina, Kane Center for the Arts. Yay Day event. 25th, Huntsville, Texas at the Old Town Theater.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_02] 26th, Killeen, Texas. Killeen Arts and Activity Center. Y'all coming? Let me know in the comments section. More tour dates and details can be found at carolinareaper.com. Did you have a good time, Marcus? Good time. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_04] Nothing else I could think I'd rather be doing is to hang out here.

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. He cut you off, buddy. It's like an Oscar speech. I love it. All right. For Moose, for the Alan Jackson, for Mark Evan Eballs, Deep and Jack Attack, and Marcus Stamos slash Hunt, my name is John Reap. I love you. Till next time. Bye, sickle.

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