Kathleen opens the show drinking a Rhinegeist Cheetah Lager from Cincinnati, telling her Termites stories of drinking in Cincy in the Mount Adams neighborhood. She announces that she will continue mourning the loss of Second Baseman Kolten Wong from her St. Louis Cardinals to the Milwaukee Brewers until Spring Training. Also included, a Quest for Ranch, “BAD GOOD FOOD”, an Update on Kathleen’s Queen’s Court, Banksy Nottingham Mural Purchased, Where is Richard Simmons?, Federal Reserve Makes Room for DeFi, Animals Most Likely to Kill You By State, More Cool Things Invented By Women, Fake Heiress, 90 Year Old Buys WSJ Ads to Get AT&T’s Attention, Mattress Mack, Epstein’s Island, What to Watch This Week, and the Mystery of the Week!

Kathleen opens the show pouring a mimosa mixed with “Delta Airlines orange juice” (otherwise known as Minute Maid”) and Sophia Coppola’s canned Blanc de Blanc mini champagne, which Kathleen loves because it tastes delicious, comes in a pink can, and has a “bendy” straw. She describes to listeners a baby walking shoe that her friend and fellow comic Kelly MacFarland sent to her, and describes how if she were the burglar “Baby Show Madigan” she would sign baby shoes, insert cash in them, and leave them in poor neighborhoods. Also included, a Quest for Ranch, “Bad Good Food, an Update on Kathleen’s Queens Court, the GOP kicks Missouri Lawmaker, Bitcoin Pays for Murder-for-Hire, DOGECOIN (aka “Doggy Coin”), Animals Most Likely to Kill You By State, Gender Reveal Parties Gone Wrong, Flying Chinese Volkswagens, Recycled Airplane Wine, Ikea Purchases Georgia Forest, a New Dinosaur Footprint Found in Wales, Aliens at Harvard, What to Watch This Week, and the Mystery of the Week.